Hackers on Steroids deck
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| Hackers on Steroids deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Pongo |
| Date | 29/12/2007 |
| Players | 2 |
| This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Based on a hilarious Faux News investigation.
Special Rules
Goals
A goal is a player's objective. Each player is assigned a goal at the beginning of the game, the rest are shuffled into the deck. If a goal is played, the player's previous goal is destroyed. Goals may not be destroyed in any other way. Goals may be played as either Actions or Things.
Card List
Hack MySpace
Goal
If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game.
"Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..."
"Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..."
Card by Pongo
"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists
Goal
If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Troll teh Internets
Goal
If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game.
"Treating the web like a real-life video game."
"Treating the web like a real-life video game."
Card by Pongo
Bomb Sports Stadiums
Goal
If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Hackers
Thing
Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids.
"They call themselves Anonymous..."
"They call themselves Anonymous..."
Card by Pongo
MySpace Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card.
"MySpace users are among their favorite targets."
"MySpace users are among their favorite targets."
Card by Pongo
Seven Passwords
Thing
Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play.
"I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far."
"I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far."
Card by Pongo
Internet Hate Machine
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both.
"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine."
"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine."
Card by Pongo
Bomb Threat
Thing
Action: Force an opponent to reveal to you a card of their choice from their hand.
"Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums."
"Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums."
Card by Pongo
Domestic Terrorists
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both.
"I believe they're domestic terrorists."
"I believe they're domestic terrorists."
Card by Pongo
Exploding Van
Thing
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
Card by Pongo
Secret Website
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both.
"Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous."
"Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous."
Card by Pongo
Harry Potter Spoiler Attack
Action
Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.
"Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!"
"Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!"
Card by Pongo
Lulz
Thing
Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
"A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud."
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
"A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud."
Card by Pongo
Close the Curtains
Action
Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
"This mother's also fighting Anonymous"
"This mother's also fighting Anonymous"
Card by Pongo
Security System
Thing
If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead.
"She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..."
"She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..."
Card by Pongo
Dog
Thing
If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead.
"Arf!"
"Arf!"
Card by Pongo
