Hackers on Steroids deck
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| Hackers on Steroids deck | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Pongo |
| Date | 29/12/2007 |
| Players | 2 |
| This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Based on a hilarious Faux News investigation.
Special Rules
Goals
A goal is a player's objective. Each player is assigned a goal at the beginning of the game, the rest are shuffled into the deck. If a goal is played, the player's previous goal is destroyed. Goals may not be destroyed in any other way. Goals may be played as either Actions or Things.
Card List
Hack MySpace
Goal
If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists
Goal
If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Troll teh Internets
Goal
If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Bomb Sports Stadiums
Goal
If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Hackers
Thing
Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids.
Card by Pongo
Seven Passwords
Thing
Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Internet Hate Machine
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both.
Card by Pongo
Domestic Terrorists
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both.
Card by Pongo
Exploding Van
Thing
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.
Card by Pongo
Secret Website
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both.
Card by Pongo
Lulz
Thing
Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
Card by Pongo
Security System
Thing
If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead.
Card by Pongo
Dog
Thing
If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead.
Card by Pongo
