Infinite Dvorak deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck | |
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| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
The only rules to adding cards are:-
- Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
- Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, raise it on the talk page.
- Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in every game.
- (A good test is to open a random archive page from this deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you probably haven't worded it generically enough.)
- No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
- Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.
Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).
Special Rules
The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-
- Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
- If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.
Card List
- The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700.
Cursed Book of Doom
Action
You lose. If this card is revealed to be in your hand outside of your turn you lose.
Card by Jindra34
The Past-Seer
Thing
At any time, you may take the top card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
The Present-Seer
Thing
At any time, you may ask any number of players to reveal their hands to you and only you.
Card by Corrigan
The Future-Seer
Thing
At any time, you may see what the card on top of the draw pile is.
Card by Corrigan
The Abyss
Thing: Location
Whenever a card would be put in the discard pile instead remove it from play. This card is destroyed if the draw pile ever has fewer than 7 cards left in it or if another location is played.
Card by Jindra34
?
Who's That?Action
Negate the effects of any card that makes reference to fictional or real people in their title.
Card by Corrigan
0X
Death WormholeThing-Quantum
Whenever a Thing is destroyed by another Thing, the card is placed in the hand of the player to the right of the player who controlled the destroyed card. Death Wormhole can only be destroyed by an Action.
Card by Corrigan
3
Slow MotionThing-Quantum
Actions are not discarded immediately, but stay in play and in effect like Things. If an Action's effect would normally last for only one turn, it becomes a voluntary effect. Only an Action can destroy this card.
Card by Corrigan
The Latest Thing
Thing
This card counts as a copy of the most recent Thing to be added to the Infinite Dvorak deck web page, excluding those added since the start of the current game.
Card by Kevan
Quicksand
Thing
Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it at the end of the turn.
Card by Kevan
I'll Come In Again
Action
You may play this at any time. Take a previous card you played this turn back into your hand.
Card by Kevan
Og
Thing-Living
Destroy any number of Things whose titles contain more than one syllable every turn. If any player plays five cards with multi-syllabic names while Og is in play, eliminate her or him from the game.
Og not get!
Og not get!
Card by Corrigan
Segregate
Action
Put all the cards in the discard pile into the draw pile. Shuffle the draw pile. Divide the draw pile up as evenly as possible among the players. All players now have their own draw pile and their own discard pile. Whenever a card is destroyed, it is sent to its owner's discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
A1
!Yad Sdrawkcab S'tiThing
All players increase their hand size by one for every Thing they control (other than this one) which has at least one word which, spelled backwards, is a real word (including names, last and first). One-letter words are excluded.
Card by Corrigan
Foraging Trail
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card (unless it's the first card they've drawn that turn), you may also draw a card.
Card by Kevan
Kitchen Cupboards
Thing
Whenever a player would draw a card, they may choose to take a random card from an opponent's hand, instead.
Card by Kevan
Losing Height
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, they must destroy a Thing they control.
Card by Kevan
Battering Ram
Action
Put all of your Thing cards in a line so that the the top of the first card touches the bottom of the next one. The first card must touch the end of the playing surface closest to you. If the line of cards reaches across the playing surface and touches one of an opponent's cards, that player is eliminated.
Card by Corrigan
8
Corrosion of ConformityThing
Destroy all blue Things. No blue Things, red Actions green Reactions or teal Tack-Ons may be played while Corrosion of Conformity is in play.
Card by Corrigan
7
CometThing-Astronomical
At the beginning of this card's controller's turn, they must give control of Comet to the player to their left. If Comet is ever destroyed, it is returned to the draw pile in 10 turns.
Card by Corrigan
Monkey
Thing
At the beginning of each of your turns while the monkey is in play, pick a yellow thing currently in play and remove it from the game. If there is no yellow thing in play you must provide one from your hand. If you do not have a yellow thing in your hand, discard your whole hand and the monkey.
Card by Clucky
Light Filter
Thing
Draw a card from the deck and place it under this card so that the color of the card can been seen to all. While this card is in play, every card has the color of the card drawn.
Card by Clucky
Color Monopoly
Action
Show everyone one card from your hand. Each player must then give you every hand in their hand which matches in color with the card you showed them.
Card by Clucky
Trebuchet
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play under your control, you may destroy one other Thing you control to destroy any other Thing in play.
Card by Kevan
Fight Scene
Thing
Thing cards cannot be played. Any player may reveal a hand that contains no Action cards, to destroy Fight Scene.
Card by Kevan
Decimate
Action
Remove from the game a tenth of the Things in play, a tenth of each player's hand, a tenth of the deck and a tenth of the discard pile, rounding up in all occasions.
Card by Zaratustra
The UnThing
You may play this during your turn, if you put a Thing in play as well. Counts as a negative Thing. If you have less than zero Things at the start of your turn, win the game.
Card by Zaratustra
8
8-BallThing
Whenever an opponent would destroy any number of your Things, those Things are chosen randomly. If 8-Ball is destroyed in this manner, the player who destroyed it is eliminated from the game.
Card by Corrigan
A1
Smart AleckThing-Person
The card on top of the discard pile is still in effect unless its text contains the phrase 'as long as this card is in play'.
Card by Corrigan
2M
ThickheadThing-Person
No cards whose Type includes words such as 'Pun', 'Meta', 'Quantum' or 'Ironic' have effect while this card is in play.
"If I don't geddit, it can't be tha' 'mportant."
"If I don't geddit, it can't be tha' 'mportant."
Card by Corrigan
Incredible Density
Thing
As long as this thing is in play it takes two card effects played during the same turn to destroy a thing.
Card by Jindra34
Double Time
Thing
As long as this card is in play players may play twice as many cards as normally allowed.
Soldiers! MOVE OUT!
Soldiers! MOVE OUT!
Card by Jindra34
Grammar good is not
Type
As long as this card is in play if any one speaks in proper english grammar they immediately are eliminated from the game.
Card by Jindra34
1
You-niquityThing
No cards may be copied for any reason. This includes self-copying. Also, no card may be played if it shares a name with a card currently in play.
Everyone is special!
Everyone is special!
Card by Corrigan
Fe
Iron FistThing
Any decisions that would be made by the majority are instead made by you. No other player may offer suggestions to you.
Card by Corrigan
Materialistic Book
Thing
No Things that do not represent actual physical things may be played.
Card by Corrigan
Let Me Try
Action
Choose a card from the discard pile which you haven't played yet this game, and put it into your hand.
Card by Kevan
U2
BonoThing-Person
At any time, you may change this card's colour to green or blue. Give the player with the fewest money tokens 4 money tokens. Also, negate the lingering effects of any Action cards. Whenever a location card is in play, you may choose to remove its effects at any time.
Card by Corrigan
Shocking Revelation
Action-Reaction
Play this card whenever a player looks at any card in another player's hand. The player whose hand is being looked at discards their hand. They then draw a new hand and can look at the hand of the player who looked at their hand initially.
Card by Corrigan
7U
Uncle Joe's Science LessonThing
All numerical values (including corner values) on all cards in play are changed to infinity.
"There are some things that are so infinitely huge no one could get it. Then some things are so infinitely tiny no one could ever get it."
"There are some things that are so infinitely huge no one could get it. Then some things are so infinitely tiny no one could ever get it."
Card by Corrigan
Quick Brown Foxes
Action
If the titles of a player's Things contain every letter of the alphabet, that player wins. If this is true for more than one player, the player with the least number of total letters in the title of their things wins.
Card by Clucky
Reverse Gravity
Thing
All players things are kept face down and can only be looked at by the player who owns the thing. All players hands must remain face up at all times. When this card is removed from play, the effect is reversed back to its original form.
Card by Clucky
Sky Islands
Thing-Location
When this card is played, shuffle all of the cards in the discard pile into the draw pile. For as long as this card is in play, if a card is in the discard pile for 5 turns, it is completely removed from the game.
Card by Corrigan
The Universe Flickers
Action-Quantum
If you have had this card in your hand for 4 of your turns, you must play it. If you do not, you are eliminated from the game. For the rest of the turn, all cards, including those in the players' hands, are considered to be completely blank.
Card by Corrigan
0C
Icy HeartThing-Symbolic
No cards may be returned from the discard pile. No player may draw more than one card per turn, and no player may have more than 5 cards in her or his hand. Negate the effects of any card that would prevent another card from being destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
Anything Can Happen In The Next Half Hour
Thing
If there are ever any Action cards in the discard pile, they are immediately shuffled into the draw pile.
Card by Kevan
Fifth Ace
Action
Search the draw pile for any card and put it into your hand. Any opponent may discard two cards to prevent this.
Card by Kevan
Mimic
Thing
When Mimic comes into play, choose another Thing; it is destroyed, and its controller gains control of Mimic. Action: Discard two cards to destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Reunite
Action
If any players were eliminated from the game, they are now brought back into the game. They sit in their original seats.
Card by Corrigan
Spirit Duplicator
Thing-Machine
Whenever a card is duplicated, the duplicate(s) must be purple.
Card by Corrigan
P.O.W. Execution
Action-Violent
Destroy all cards under your control who were played by a different player.
Card by Corrigan
Unexpected Birthday
Action
Choose an opponent. They must choose a Thing they control, and give you control of it.
Card by Kevan
3S
Pizza DeadlineThing
If a player takes longer than 30 seconds to take his or her turn, their turn is skipped.
Card by Corrigan
Spin the Wheel of Fortune
Action
Put all Things in play into a stack and shuffle it. Deal each player an equal number of cards. If there are any cards left over, shuffle them back into the draw pile. In your hand, you may change this card's colour to any other color.
Card by Corrigan
A2
Smart AllenThing-Person
For as long as this card is in play, only Actions whose title's first word is an adverb or a present-tense verb may be played.
Card by Corrigan
Martian Chess
Thing
After a player has played an Action card, they must hand it to an opponent instead of putting it in the discard pile.
Card by Kevan
Brockian Ultra-Cricket
Thing
After a player has played an Action card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have any.
Card by Kevan
Oscar Wilde
Thing-Person
On all cards in play other this one, the word 'destroy' is replaced with the phrase 'render blank'.
Card by Corrigan
Communist Fashion
Thing-Oxymoron
Change the colour of every card in play to khaki. If Communist Fashion is destroyed, all of the other cards that were in play when it was destroyed may never have their colour changed.
Card by Corrigan
Unplugged Refrigerator
Thing-Appliance
Action: Destroy this card to destroy 3 adjacent Things which are all under the control of the same player.
Gonna fall on you!
Gonna fall on you!
Card by Corrigan
Token Ring
Thing
Other players may not play cards. Whenever you play a card (not including this one), give control of Token Ring to the player on your right.
Card by Kevan
Fast Response
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may play an Action.
Card by Zaratustra
Registering Protest
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, you may play an Action.
Card by Zaratustra
Goldberg Device
Thing
Action: Activate the Action abilities of every other Thing you control, in an order of your choosing.
Card by Kevan
Vegetable Patch
Thing
Action: Discard any number of cards to generate that many Seed Tokens, or destroy any number of Seed Tokens to draw that many cards.
Card by Kevan
Gold-Digging Spouse
Thing-Person
This card can only be controlled by the player who controls the most Things other than this one.
Card by Corrigan
Stockholm Syndrome
Thing
If, while Stockholm Syndrome is in play, control of a Thing is changed and remains so for 3 turns, that Thing may not be returned to its original controller for the remainder of the game.
Card by Corrigan
Supporting Fire
Thing
Whenever one of an opponent's Things is destroyed, the Thing to its left and the Thing to its right are destroyed too.
Card by Corrigan
Enough Already
Action
If each player has taken ten or more turns in this game, you win.
Card by Zaratustra
2R
Remember This?Thing
All Things without corner values have a corner value equal to the number of words in their title, followed by the initial letter in their title.
Card by Zaratustra
Deadline
Action
If you have played three or more cards since the start of your last turn (this one not included), you win.
Card by Zaratustra
Thing
When you play this card, you must change its title and colour. You may also give it a corner value and expand its type beyond 'Thing' if you wish. Action: Destroy one non-living Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Possessed Desk
Thing-(Living)-Supernatural
Action: Change Possessed Desk's 'Living' status to 'Non-Living' or its 'Non-Living' status to 'Living'. When Possessed Desk is living, its colour is black, and when it is non-living, its colour is brown. Action: If Possessed Desk is living, destroy a non-living Thing. If Possessed Desk is non-living, destroy a living Thing.
Card by Corrigan
A3
Smart AlfredThing-Person
If an Action card is discarded from a player's hand, it takes effect.
Card by Corrigan
Degeneration
Action
Destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent, and replace it with a Thing card from your hand.
Card by Kevan
Fleshcraft
Action
Create a living Thing called 'Flesh Golem'. Choose two random cards from the discard pile. For Flesh Golem's text, give it one sentence from each of those randomly-selected cards. 'Flesh Golem' is then immediately under your control.
Card by Corrigan
8L
The Triumph of the Left BrainThing
Any card with a corner value can destroy a card with a lower corner value. A Thing with no corner value is considered to have a corner value of 0. If a card's corner value contains one or more letters, replace the first letter with its value in Scrabble points and add it to the number.
Card by Corrigan
Hitman
Thing-Person
This card is not considered to belong to any one player. Any player may use Hitman's abilities. Action: Sacrifice an even amount of tokens. Destroy a number of Things equal to half the amount of tokens you sacrificed.
Card by Corrigan
Ubik
Action
Destroy a Thing you control. Draw and reveal seven cards, choose a Thing from among them (if there are any), and put it into play. Discard the other drawn cards.
Card by Kevan
Survival of the Fittest
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must destroy a Thing they control.
Card by Kevan
Juggling Balls
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, if they have more than three Things in play, they must destroy all but three of those Things.
Card by Kevan
MW
The Rich Get RicherThing-Unjust
Each player's hand size is equal to the number of Things they currently control, including this one. Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player who controls that card must discard a card from his or her hand; when a player plays a Thing, he or she must draw a card.
Card by Corrigan
A4
Smart AlvinThing-Person
No player may use the abilities, voluntary or involuntary, of a non-living Thing unless he or she also controls a living Thing. This does not apply to non-living Things that could, in reality, operate or activate themselves.
Card by Corrigan
Rob a Junkyard
Action
Create and control 5 Token tokens. Token tokens count as tokens, but cannot be voluntarily used for any purpose.
Card by Corrigan
Musical Cards
Action
Play any song made by a well known artist. Then select another player. The selected player then has to name the song title and song artist before the end of the song. If they are unable to do so, the selected player must discard their current hand, and each player then optionally donates a card of their choice to the selected person.
Card by Sly
Dalek
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller may choose to immediately play an Action card from their hand to prevent the destruction; that Action takes effect as normal.
Card by Kevan
Rage
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is may select another Thing and destroy it. (This card doesn't trigger itself.)
Card by Kevan
Shelter in the Shadows
Action
Play a game of hide and go seek. Count to the number of cards in play including this one. Whom ever you find first loses. If you find two people at the same time, the person you tag first loses.
Card by Sly
Black Hole
Thing
At the start of your turn, gain control of a Thing you do not control. If every Thing in the game belongs to you, destroy all Things and discard your hand.
Card by Kevan
C2
Constant ImplosionThing
Every 3 turns, destroy Things in play other than this one.
Card by Corrigan
Ritalin
Thing
If any cards would be randomly selected, they are selected normally instead.
Card by Corrigan
Reason to Live
Thing
If any Thing requires its own destruction to take effect, then that aspect of its effect is removed. Also, if any Thing requires itself to be discarded after a certain amount of turns, it instead stays in play until it is destroyed like any other Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Old Age
Thing
At the end of your turn, put an Age token on every Thing except this one. If a Thing ever has three or more Age tokens on it, it is destroyed.
Card by Kevan
Mexican Standoff
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller may destroy a Thing. (This card may trigger itself.)
Card by Kevan
Frantic Shapeshifters
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller may put a Thing into play from their hand.
Card by Kevan
One cup too much
Thing
Whenever a target would be chosen choose it randomly.
This is what happens when you drink too much caffeine
This is what happens when you drink too much caffeine
Card by Jindra34
For the Want of a Nail
Action
Destroy a Thing, unless its controller discards a Thing card from their hand.
Card by Kevan
It's Better to be a Coward for a Day Than to be Dead Forever
Thing
No player may be eliminated from play if they control at least one tangible Thing. Whenever a player would be eliminated, a tangible Thing under their control is destroyed instead. The would-be eliminator can choose which Thing is destroyed.
'At least hiding keeps me alive!'
'At least hiding keeps me alive!'
Card by Corrigan
Frank Zappa
Thing-Person
If a card's effect would apply to itself but doesn't because its text includes a phrase like 'other than this card' it affects itself anyway.
Card by Corrigan
Launch a Volley of Envy Arrows
Action-Petty
Eliminate all players from play who control more Things than you do.
Card by Corrigan
Tactical Retreat
Action
Return a Thing you control to your hand. (You may choose play this in response to a Thing you control being destroyed, to return it to your hand instead.)
Card by Kevan
Junkyard Army
Thing
Whenever any player destroys a Thing controlled by an opponent (other than this card), they gain control of it instead.
Card by Kevan
The Rich Get Richer
Action
Each player draws as many cards as they already have in their hand.
Card by Kevan
Go on a Conquest
Action
Flip a coin for each card in play under an opponent's control. If the coin comes up heads, destroy the card. If the coin comes up tails, take control of the card.
Card by Corrigan
Shishkebab
Thing
When it is your turn, you may use the abilities of all Things under your control in that one turn. If one of your Things is destroyed, destroy all of your Things
Card by Corrigan
Coin Shower
Action
Create twenty Money Tokens and gain control of them. Create eight Money Tokens for every opponent, and give eight of those Money Tokens to each player. You must play Coin Shower immediately after you draw it, and after it is played your turn is over.
Card by Corrigan
Keyser Söze
Thing
When this comes into play, choose and secretly note down the name of another Thing you control (or this card, if you have no other Things). If that Thing leaves play, destroy Keyser Soze; if it leaves play on an opponent's turn, you lose the game. Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Child's Play
Thing
All players discard their hands. For as long as Child's Play is in play, all players' turns consist of drawing a card and then playing that card. The card, when drawn, must be played without exception. No player may draw more than one card per turn.
Card by Corrigan
Flung Toaster
Thing-Appliance
Action: Select a tangible Thing under an opponent's control and flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, then the target Thing is destroyed; if it comes up tails, Flung Toaster is destroyed. If Flung Toaster was not destroyed, give control of it to the target card's controller. Flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, then Flung Toaster's new controller cannot use it.
Card by Corrigan
Irreproducible Bugs
Thing
When this comes into play, pick a Thing with an action ability. Whenever its controller uses that ability, all other players may immediately play one Action card in response.
Card by Kevan
My Man Friday
Thing-Person
This card may never have control of it changed for any reason. This card may also fulfill any requirements outlined by other cards.
Card by Corrigan
Have a Forked Lightning Bolt Strike
Action
Pick an opponent. Destroy their furthest-left card and their furthest-right card
Card by Corrigan
Whiteout
Action
Play this card at any time. Choose a card, and choose a sentence on that card. It loses that sentence until the end of your next turn.
Card by JJ12121616
Cinder Block
Thing
Action: Destroy target thing, then roll 1d6. If you roll equal to the number of things in play, you win.
Card by JJ12121616
Discard Fodder
Nothing at all...
You may not play this card. Whenever you discard Discard Fodder, roll 1d6 and draw cards equal to the number rolled this way.
Card by JJ12121616
Schadenfreude
Thing
Whenever an opponent loses control of a Thing to another player, has a Thing destroyed or has a Thing altered, draw a card for each Thing swapped, altered or destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
The Inverse Ninja Law
Thing
Add up all numerical values on all cards in play that have some kind of numerical value on them. Divide that number by the number of cards in play with numerical values. Replace their numerical values with the result.
Card by Corrigan
The End of the Secrecy
Thing
All players lay their hands on the playing surface in front of them so all the other players can see them. Any player can use the cards in the hand of any other player if they so wish.
Card by Corrigan
Victory Damper
Thing
If a player would win the game, they draw a card instead unless this card has already prevented a victory this turn. The card with the text that would allow the victory cannot make any player win until the start of the next turn. If this card would be destroyed, discard a card instead unless this card has already prevented its own destruction this turn.
Card by Bucky
Magic Mirror
Thing
At the start of each of your turns, give Magic Mirror to an opponent of your choice for the duration of this turn, and gain control of all of their Things for the duration of this turn.
Card by Kevan
Pepper's Ghost
Thing
At the start of each of your turns, you may put a Thing into play. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn, if you still control it.
Card by Kevan
Bullet Catch
Action
Play in response to an Action card being played by an opponent. The card has no effect, and you may put it into your hand.
Card by Kevan
Unstoppable force
Action
Action: Destroy any thing.
Card by Tar7arus
Invincible rock
Thing
Thing: This card can not be destroyed.
Card by Tar7arus
Expanded Options
Thing
Each turn, you may play two Things, two Actions or one Thing and one Action.
Card by Corrigan
Straitjacket
Thing
Play into the control of an opponent. The controller of Straitjacket may not play a Thing and an Action during the same turn.
Card by Kevan
The Eye of Argon
Thing
Action: Look at an opponent's hand, and force them to discard any cards with fewer than three words in their name.
Card by Kevan
Bomb-Banners
Thing-Group
While this card is in play, no more than one Thing can be destroyed at once.
Card by Corrigan
Mummy Alive
Thing-Undead
Whenever any of your Things is destroyed, give the destroying player an amount of Curse tokens equal to the number of your Things they destroyed. This applies to you if you destroy any of your own Things for any reason. If any player acquires 8 Curse tokens, they are eliminated from the game.
Card by Corrigan
All or Nothin'
Action
Have all players reveal their hands. If a player's hand is composed of either all Actions or all Things, their hand size is increased by one. Otherwise, their hand size is decreased by one.
Card by Corrigan
Petri-Dish
Thing
When this card comes into play, put a Bacteria token into play. When it leaves play, destroy all Bacteria. Action: Double the number of Bacteria tokens each player controls.
Card by Kevan
The Thurston Grip
Thing
Whenever you discard a card from your hand, you may destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Nanobot Swarm
Thing
Action: Draw, reveal and discard cards until you reveal a Thing; put it into play and give control of Nanobot Swarm to an opponent.
Card by Kevan
Crate
Thing
When Crate is destroyed, search through the draw pile and put the first tangible Thing you find in Crate's place. If that Thing has an Action ability, it may use that ability immediately if you wish.
Card by Corrigan
Friedrich Nietzsche
Thing
Action: End the game. All players are considered to have lost.
Card by Corrigan
Mind Control
Thing
Pick an opponent, look through their hand, and take up to three cards.
Card by Asymptote
Carnivorous Rose
Thing
This card is considered able to destroy Things only on your turn. Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
Trinitize
Action
Select 3 Things under your control and put them in a stack. Those 3 Things are considered to be one Thing with the combined names and texts of all of them. Its colour is considered to be the one possessed by the majority of the component cards.
Card by Corrigan
Sheep's Clothing
Thing
Play Sheep's Clothing on a Thing you control; that Thing has no text during your opponents' turns.
Card by Corrigan
Fall Guy
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may prevent its destruction and destroy Fall Guy. Whenever you would discard a card, you may discard Fall Guy from your hand instead.
Card by Kevan
Hideous Mutant
Action
Pick a random card from the discard pile, and for each word on the card, flip a coin. If heads, strike out the word.
Card by Asymptote
Spam Filter
Thing
When Spam Filter comes into play, choose a letter. Cards with that letter in their title may not be played.
Card by Kevan
Raining Cats and Dogs
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, the player responsible for it coming into play must destroy a Thing.
Card by Kevan
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Thing
Whenever an Action (or a copy of an Action) is played by a player, any of their opponents may force them to play another copy of that Action.
Card by Kevan
Double-Sided Forcefield
Thing
Equip this card onto a Thing under the control of any player. The Thing equipped with this card is not affected by any cards other than this one and cannot affect any other cards.
Card by Corrigan
Hidden Microphone
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, plays a card, or discards a card from his or her hand, he or she must read that card's title, type and text aloud.
Card by Corrigan
Shady Figure in a Trenchcoat
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card, flip a coin. If the coin comes up tails, return the card to the owner's hand. The card, if returned, does not take effect but is considered to have been played.
Card by Corrigan
Overwhelm
Action
Reveal your hand. An opponent picks one of those cards for you to discard; the rest are played immediately.
Card by Kevan
Transcendentalism
Thing
This card may only be played if you already control five or more Things. If this is the only Thing you control, you win the game. At the start of your turn, give control of a Thing you control to an opponent.
Card by Kevan
Voodoo Doll
Thing
Select an opposing Thing and make Voodoo Doll a copy of that Thing, except Voodoo Doll's copied text does not have any real effect. Whenever Voodoo Doll is changed or destroyed, the other Thing is changed or destroyed accordingly.
Card by Corrigan
Inflame
Action
Select a Thing and flip a coin. If it comes up heads, destroy the Thing and flip a coin for the card to its direct left and the card to its direct right and repeat the process until a tail comes up or all of that player's Things are destroyed. When a card is destroyed, the gap remains.
Card by Corrigan
Omnipresence
Action
Select one Thing in play. Put a copy of it in each player's hand, a copy under the control of each player, one copy in the draw pile and one copy in the discard pile. When one of the copies (or the original) is destroyed, returned or drawn, create a replacement copy and put it in the place of the destroyed, drawn or returned one.
Card by Corrigan
Double Barrels
Thing
The first time a player plays a card during a turn, they must immediately play another card of the same type (Action or Thing), or the first card is discarded and has no effect.
Card by Kevan
Cruise Missile
Thing
At any time, you may destroy this Thing and another Thing of your choice.
Card by Bucky
Rain
Action
Every player receives a Water token. Return this card to your hand afterwards.
Card by Bucky
Freebird
Thing
This card is not considered to be under the control of any player. Freebird is not affected by locations.
Card by Corrigan
Hallowed Halls
Thing
Whenever a player draws a card (including at the beginning of their turn), bring the card on top of the discard pile back into play under the control of the player who drew the card.
Card by Corrigan
Dumbfound 'Em
Action
Choose an opponent. All of their Things are considered effectless until your next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Chance Time
Action
Choose one non-token Thing belonging to each player and give each to a different random player.
Card by Bucky
Self-Destructive Greed
Action
Draw 2 cards and decrease your hand size by 1.
"I don't care! It GETS me stuff!"
"I don't care! It GETS me stuff!"
Card by Corrigan
Judge Dredd
Thing
Whenever an ambiguity or conflict between card effects arises, destroy the ambiguous and/or conflicting cards.
Card by Corrigan
2
PickelhaubeThing-Clothing
Play this card onto a Thing you control. When that Thing is made a target of destruction, roll a 6-sided die. On a roll of 5 or 6, your Thing is not destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
Collective Thought
Action
Name a card. If the named card is in play or in the discard pile, place it into your hand.
Card by JJ12121616
you just got pwned lolz!!11!!
Action
Choose a thing. All players that don't control the chosen thing draw a card. Destroy the chosen thing.
Card by JJ12121616
Really Fast Roller Skates
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, before you draw for your turn, draw 3 cards and discard 2 cards at random.
Bob, Bob, Bob of suburbia, watch out for that SUV!
Bob, Bob, Bob of suburbia, watch out for that SUV!
Card by JJ12121616
Sniper Position
Thing
When Sniper Position comes into play, look at a chosen opponent's hand, then name a card. The named card cannot be played.
Card by Kevan
Respawn Point
Thing
Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, discard your hand and put the destroyed Thing back into play under your control.
Card by Kevan
Magic Hat
Thing
Create a copy of Magic Hat and put it under the control of an opponent. Every turn, that opponent must give control of one of her/his Things to you and you must give control of one of your Things to her/him. Control of a Magic Hat cannot be changed in this way. The copied Magic Hat does not get copied.
Card by Corrigan
Killer Pollen
Thing-Plant
Each turn, destroy 2 random Things in play other than this one.
Just don't inhale and you'll be fine.
Just don't inhale and you'll be fine.
Card by Corrigan
∞
OuroborosThing
When you play this card, put it face down on top of the draw pile. When you draw this card, you must play it. If Ouroboros is discarded from your hand, put it face down on top of the draw pile.
Card by Corrigan
Spirit Realm
Thing
Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, put a Ghost token into play under the control of the destroyed Thing's controller.
Card by Kevan
Rentaghost
Thing
At the start of your turn, destroy any Things which were put into play by this card. Action: Discard a card, and put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control.
Card by Kevan
Echo
Action
Pick an Action card in the discard pile; unless an opponent discards two cards, this Action counts as a copy of that Action.
Card by Kevan
Splat!
Action-Cartoon
Create a black Thing with no effect called 1000-lb Weight and place it on top of an opponent's Thing. That Thing is considered effectless. When 1000-lb Weight is destroyed, the Thing underneath is considered to have no effect until the end of your next turn.
Card by Corrigan
Conk!
Action-Cartoon
Destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent and bring it back into play at the start of your next turn. That Thing is considered to have been destroyed by a Thing called Hammer.
Card by Corrigan
Thwack!
Action-Cartoon
When an opposing Thing would destroy any of your Things, destroy that Thing instead and return it from the discard pile at the beginning of your next turn. You may play this card at any time, regardless of whose turn it is.
Card by Corrigan
Foxhole
Thing
An opponent can only play an Action if you played an Action during your most recent turn.
Card by Kevan
Protection Racket
Thing
Action: Opponent chooses; either you get to destroy a Thing, or you gain one Money token.
Card by Kevan
The Element of Surprise
Action
Pick a random card from any player's hand; they must play it immediately.
Card by Kevan
Marketplace
Thing-Location
As an action, a player can gain control of a Thing by giving its controller an amount of Money tokens equal to its cornervalue. A letter in a cornervalue is replaced by its point value in Scrabble and is added to the number. All Things without corner values are given a corner value equal to the number of words in their title, followed by the initial letter in their title.
Card by Corrigan
B10
Giant BeeThing
Action: Destroy this card to destroy two other Things.
These bees have one common goal: The elimination of the human 'picnic' ritual.
These bees have one common goal: The elimination of the human 'picnic' ritual.
Card by Corrigan
3
Traffic LightThing
On each player's turn, before the player has drawn their card, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, change the colour of this card to green and continue as normal. If the coin comes up tails, change this card's colour to red and end the current turn.
It is the supreme deity of cars the world over.
It is the supreme deity of cars the world over.
Card by Corrigan
Philanthropy
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must give control of it to an opponent.
Card by Kevan
Identity Theft
Action
Play in response to any card. It takes effect as if you had played it; you may make any decisions required of it.
Card by Kevan
Ricochet
Action
Play in response to any Action that targets one or more players or Things. The player who played it must choose a different valid target, if one exists.
Card by Kevan
Capitalism
Thing
If any player has fifteen or more Money tokens in play, they win the game. Action: Put a Money token into play.
Card by Kevan
Second-Hand Shop
Thing
Action: Discard a card to gain a number of Money tokens equal to the number of words in the card's title.
Card by Kevan
Guru Meditation
Thing
At the end of any turn in which no Things or Actions were played, draw a card.
Card by Kevan
The Summer Home Card
Thing
Whenever it is a player's turn, they must play as many cards as possible.
Card by Corrigan
Year-Sucking Machine
Thing-Machine
At the end of each turn, remove the top card on the draw pile from play entirely.
No one survives the machine.
No one survives the machine.
Card by Corrigan
Rags-to-Riches Race
Thing
When you play this card, destroy all cards in play other than this one, which is not considered to be under any player's control. The first player to control 20 Things wins. If a player ever has 0 Things after the next turn cycle, they are eliminated from play. After you play this card, you may play another Thing.
"I will goooooo from rags to riches..."
"I will goooooo from rags to riches..."
Card by Corrigan
2G
ScavengeAction
Move a card from the discard pile to your hand, then discard a card.
Card by Bucky
6R
FirestormAction
Destroy 1 Thing you control for each card that has been played since the end of your last turn. Give this card to the player on your right.
Card by Bucky
5G
Recycling BinThing
Each other player may, once per turn, give you a card from eir hand in order to draw a card.
Card by Bucky
2S
Rapid FadsThing
On each player's turn, when they would normally draw a card, they instead discard their hand and draw a new one.
Card by Corrigan
5T
Creepy Stuffed OwlThing-Avian (dead)
Whenever an Action ability or card that involves selecting a target is used by an opponent, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, they can select the target normally, but cannot target this card. If the coin comes up heads, then this card must be the target. This is the only way to target this card. If this Thing is ever made living, it is not affected by locations.
Card by Corrigan
2X
Old PhotocopierThing
When this card is destroyed, it may not be returned from the discard pile. Action: Select any number of your Things, change their colour to black, and make them copies of one of your Things which was not selected. Then flip a coin and erase this card's effect if the coin comes up tails.
Card by Corrigan
Waste Not Want Not
Thing
Whenever a card would be discarded, the player who is discarding it may play it instead. (This does not count towards their per-turn limit.)
Card by Kevan
Acid Rain
Thing
Each player must destroy a Thing they control (other than this card), at the start of each of their turns.
Card by Kevan
Hand Graft
Action
Discard your hand. Take a Thing from play and put it into your hand.
Card by Kevan
EMC2
Matter-Energy Converter No. 1Thing
Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible in-play Things to play an equal number of Action cards from your hand. If an opponent gains control of this card, they must discard all of their other in-play Things. These do not count towards this card's Action ability.
Card by Corrigan
EMC2
Matter-Energy Converter No. 2Thing
Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible in-play Things to destroy an equal number of opposing Things. If an opponent gains control of this card, they must discard all of their other Things. These do not count towards this card's Action ability.
Card by Corrigan
EMC2
Matter-Energy Converter No. 3Thing
Action: Destroy any number of your tangible in-play Things to create and control an equal amount of Energy Tokens. If an opponent gains control of this card, they must discard all of their other in-play Things, which do not count towards this card's effect.
Card by Corrigan
Universal Remote Control
Thing
Action: Activate the Action ability of any Thing in play, with you making any decisions required by it.
Card by Kevan
Barricade
Thing
Whenever an Action played by an opponent would affect either your Things or your hand, it instead has no effect and this Thing is destroyed.
Card by Kevan
Domino Effect
Action
Destroy a Thing. Its controller may then choose to take this card and play it immediately.
Card by Kevan
4A
AlchemyThing
Change all tokens (other than Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Money tokens) into Fire, Water, Earth or Air tokens (the controller of the token chooses which kind for each token). Action: Destroy a Water token, a Fire token, an Earth token and an Air token (all under your control) to create a Money token. Any player may use this ability at any time.
Card by Corrigan
4
Elemental PowersThing
Action: Destroy one of your Fire tokens and a Thing card. Action: Destroy one of your Water tokens and draw a card. Action: Destroy one of your Air tokens and control a Thing card.
Action: Destroy one of your Earth tokens and render a Thing card's text blank.
Action: Destroy one of your Earth tokens and render a Thing card's text blank.
Card by Corrigan
1I
Mass-Production MachineThing
Draw a card. For as long as this card is in play, all cards drawn are considered to be copies of that card.
Card by Corrigan
Reproducible Bug
Thing
Play this onto a Thing controlled by an opponent, and place an Action card from your hand under this card. Whenever the Thing's Action ability is invoked, you may play a copy of the Action card.
Card by Kevan
4P
Blank TombstonesThing
Flip the discard pile upside down. Whenever a player removes cards from the discard pile, he/she must look through the discard pile and keep them face down, not seeing what those cards are until removing them from the discard pile.
Card by Corrigan
3T
Triple ThreatAction
Destroy a Thing, take control of a Thing and force an opponent to discard a card from his/her hand.
Card by Corrigan
Brain Drain
Thing
Whenever you draw a card, take a card at random from a chosen opponent's hand instead. (If opponents have no cards in their hands, you do not draw.)
Card by Kevan
Chessboard
Thing-Location
When a Thing is destroyed by another Thing, put the destroying Thing in the place where the destroyed Thing was. Every turn, change this card's color from white to black or vice-versa. When another Location is played, destroy Chessboard.
Card by Corrigan
V8
Violet ViolenceAction
Destroy a number of non-purple Things equal to the number of purple cards you control (including your hand).
Card by Corrigan
6C
Purple SabreThing
A Thing equipped with this card adds "Action: Destroy X Things and discard X cards from your hand. You cannot destroy a number of Things greater than the number of cards in your hand." to the end of its text.
Card by Corrigan
Tollbooth
Thing
Whenever a player plays an Action or an Action ability of a Thing, he/she must destroy a thing he/she controls.
Card by Bucky
H2
BloodlustThing
When a Thing would destroy another Thing with an Action ability but fails, that Thing selects a different Thing as its target.
Kill...kill...kill.
Kill...kill...kill.
Card by Corrigan
R7
Sir RépetitiveThing
Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card by Corrigan
E3
Energy ConceptThing
Give each player 25 Energy tokens. Whenever a player plays a card or uses an Action ability, they must destroy 1 Energy token they control. Whenever a player destroys or takes control of an opposing Thing, they create and control 2 Energy tokens. When a player has no Energy tokens left, they are eliminated from the game.
Card by Corrigan
Combination Safe
Thing
Tokens you control may not be destroyed or stolen by other players.
Card by Kevan
Farmland
Thing
Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Destroy a Seed token; draw a card, and put it into play in place of the Seed token, if it is a Thing. (If it is an Action, discard it.)
Card by Kevan
2B
OperatorThing
Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing's first action ability is triggered at the beginning of each of its owner's turns, but may not be used in place of an Action.
Card by Bucky
Über Micro
Action
Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one.
Card by MaxX Unlimited, Pure Pwnage CCG
Double Strike
Action
Reveal an Action from your hand, when you play this; this card is treated as a copy of it.
Card by Kevan
J6
Circlet of CourageThing
Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'This overrides all other card effects.' to the end of its text.
Card by Corrigan
C3
Fan ClubThing
Pick a creator. Destroy all cards in play (other than this one) that were not created by that creator. All players discard all cards in their hands not by that creator. Whenever a player draws a card by a different creator, they must remove that card from the game until they draw a card by the selected creator. This card counts as a club.
Card by Corrigan
Y4
Reward/RiskThing
Action: Destroy up to 6 Things. Then roll a 6-sided die and destroy this card if the result is equal to or less than the amount of Things you destroyed.
Card by Corrigan
Stack
Thing
Action:put a Thing in play under this card and all cards under it.
Action: remove the bottommost thing from under this card.
In addition its normal type and text, this card counts as a copy of the bottommost card under it (if any) and has all the text of that card.
Action: remove the bottommost thing from under this card.
In addition its normal type and text, this card counts as a copy of the bottommost card under it (if any) and has all the text of that card.
Card by Bucky
Dave Eggers Attack
Action
Destroy all opposing Things whose titles are 3 or fewer words long.
Check out my Heartbreaking Card of Staggering Genius!
Check out my Heartbreaking Card of Staggering Genius!
Card by Corrigan
Rookie Cards
Thing
If a player controls a card that was the first card its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck, they win. A player may also reveal his/her hand and win if they have a card that was the first one its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck in his/her hand.
I'll trade you my The Ergonomics of the Situation for your Tempermental Cloning Machine.
I'll trade you my The Ergonomics of the Situation for your Tempermental Cloning Machine.
Card by Corrigan
L3
The Mad HatterThing-Person
Action: Each player takes another player's seat, taking their cards with them. Each player must end up in a different seat. Then flip a coin. If it comes up heads, play goes counterclockwise, if tails, clockwise.
Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you at.
Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you at.
Card by Corrigan
Dynamo
Thing
You may discard two cards at any time in order to play an Action out of turn.
Card by Bucky
Refuse
Action-Response/Thing
As an Action: Play in response to an opponent giving you one of their Things. Return the Thing to them.
As a Thing: None of your other Things can be destroyed by an opponent until Refuse is.
As a Thing: None of your other Things can be destroyed by an opponent until Refuse is.
Card by Corrigan
The Zest of Life
Thing
When you play this card, destroy all Things in play without flavortext. No cards without flavortext can be played while The Zest of Life is in play.
This card doesn't destroy itself because it has flavortext.
This card doesn't destroy itself because it has flavortext.
Card by Corrigan
Boot
Action/Thing
As an Action: Put target Thing in your hand.
As a Thing: Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'Any cards destroyed by this card are removed from the game.' to its text.
"Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense".
As a Thing: Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'Any cards destroyed by this card are removed from the game.' to its text.
"Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense".
Card by Corrigan
Last step Bungled
thing
if this thing is in play you may put it in an opponents hand to prevent them from winning the game for one turn.
You Forgot to Flip the Red Switch?
You Forgot to Flip the Red Switch?
Card by Jindra34
