Cheese! deck

Cheese!
Designer	Matt Cooper et al.
Date	19th April 2007
Players	3+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Oh no! You're throwing a party, and the guests will be here soon. Find four cheeses and three other foods to feed them or they'll be mad!

Note

When you draw these cards, you should include a witty or amusing picture between the title and the type of the card. Many cards lend themselves well to this sort of tomfoolery.

Special Rules

• When any player amasses four cheeses and three other foodstuffs (crackers, beverages, etc.), s/he immediately wins the game.
• Turns include a new phase before the draw phase. This is the Barter phase. The player may propose and carry out any sort of trade (goods, services, etc.) with any player.
• When a player plays a cheese Thing for the first time in the game, s/he must read its caption in a dramatic voice before the end of his/her turn. Otherwise, s/he must discard the cheese.
• Optional rules if the game moves too quickly or slowly:
  • A simple majority of players may vote to raise or lower the number of cheeses or other foodstuffs required to win.
  • The Refrigerator protects only a single cheese in play, not all of a player's cheeses.

Card List

Nacho Cheese

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Drizzly...

Feta

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Crumbly!

Mozzarella

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Goes great on pizza!

Cream Cheese

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.

Monster Muenster

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Scarily good.

Swiss

Thing - Cheese

Caption: This cheese has HOLES!

Pinball Cheez Whiz

Thing - Cheese

Caption: He sure plays a mean pinball.

Brie

Thing - Cheese

Caption: A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :)

Gouda

Thing - Cheese

Caption: This is a round cheese.

Goat Cheese

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat)

Provolone

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Bland, but aged.

Pepperjack

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Hot stuff ;)

Taco Cheese

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Add more cheese to that taco!

Vermont Cheddar

Thing - Cheese

Caption: Whitey.

Cheddar Cheddar

Thing - Cheese

Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it.
Caption: Real cheese comes from England.

Bleu Cheese

Thing - Cheese (moldy)

No caption on this cheese.

Gorgonzola

Thing - Cheese (moldy)

Caption: Crumble-ievable!

Moldy Cheese

Thing - Cheese (moldy)

Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy).
Caption: Can't even tell what kind it is!

Lactose Intolerance

Action

Victim discards all in-play cheese.