Seducer deck

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Seducer deck
Designer Natanz - natanzz*hotmail.com
Date 10 Jan 2008
Players 3+ more fun 4+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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The most beautiful woman/man in the world is taking a walk outside. You and your friends start talking to her/him. She/he's curious and starts asking you a bunch of questions. Answer them right and try to seduce her/him!

Your friends have instantly turned into your competitors, so play it smart or see one of your friends get real happy.


One more thing you should know: just seducing isn't enough, you have to SCORE ! to win!


Be sure to keep the layout of the cards consistent when you edit.


A = Answer

Q = Question

MBP = Most Beautiful Person in the World

SCORE ! = Say something she loves and win!

Score = Gain point(s)

Score = How many points you have


1-card = 1 Open & Story card

2-card = 2 Intimacy card

3-card = 3 Seduce card


opening score = your score when you play the 1-card

intimacy score = your score when you play the 2-card

seduction score = your score when you play the 3-card


Player = Player. A Player trying to seduce the Most Beautiful Person in the World.


Special Rules

Players win when they have 10+ points, play the SCORE! card and actually SCORE! (see the card on how to SCORE !). Players lose when they have less than 1 point, or when they have failed to SCORE! for 3 times. The MBP always wins.

The MBP can draw as many cards as she/he likes if she/he has fewer than 10 cards.

Players can draw as many cards as they like if they have fewer than 5 cards.

All cards are Actions, except Hit cards and Special Cards (prettier this way).

If a player has more than 2 Yes/No cards, she/he may show those cards to everyone, discard any number of Yes/No cards and draw new ones instead.

When a Special Card has lost its use, it's automatically destroyed.

Questions

During the MBP's turn, she/he can ask each Player 1 Question and play a Thing.

The MBP must first choose which Answer she likes best – this is the Right Answer – then ask the Question. Players can ask other Players Questions as well, in which case the MBP decides what the Right Answer is.

Answer Yes / No Questions and This/That Questions with Yes/No cards. For This/That, Yes in the 1st option, No the 2nd one. If you don't have a Yes/No card, you can draw a card. If it's a Yes/No card, you have to play it, else show it to everyone and shuffle it back in the pile and you automatically 'Don't Answer'. With these questions you always win/lose 1 point and 2 if you Don't Answer.

Open Questions The number in the top right corner is how many points you get when you have the right answer, and how many you lose with a wrong answer. If you Don't Answer a question, you lose double the points!


Setup

Choose who's going to be the Most Beautiful Person in the World. The MBP uses the Most Beautiful Person in the World Set, Players use the Player Set.

Cards for 1 MBP and 3 Players


Most Beautiful Person in the World Set


Answers

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!



Yes / No Questions

Personality

Yes or No?


If we were dating, would you call me every day?





What would you say?
Yes or No?



Do blondes have more fun?





... and they're smarter too!
Yes or No?



Do you like [your own idea]?





I like that!
Yes or No?



Have you ever been arrested?





What do people do in jail?
Yes or No?



Would you lend me $1000 ?





I want to buy something
Yes or No?



Have you ever hit a girl?





Do you think I like that?
Yes or No?



Are you a terrorist?





Hope not!
Yes or No?


Have you been in a mall more than 5 times this month?





What did you buy?
Yes or No?



Do you want kids?





This is a deal breaker
Yes or No?



Are you crazy?





There's so many of us!


Past Relationships

Yes or No?


Have you ever broken something in bed?





Something from yourself?
Yes or No?


Have you ever dated someone hot?





Hotter than me?
Yes or No?


Have you ever cheated on someone?





Maybe he won't cheat on you.
Yes or No?


Have you ever had a threesome?





Fun
Yes or No?



Are you gay?





I want to know
Yes or No?



Do you have more than 4 exes?





And still remember their names?
Yes or No?


Have you ever dated someone ugly?





Why?
Yes or No?



Have you ever kissed a girl?





Who hasn't?
Yes or No?



Have you ever kissed a guy?





That is...
Yes or No?



Are you still a virgin?





With experience or with Windows XP?
Yes or No?


Has anyone ever cheated on you?





Or, can she/he keep me interested?
Yes or No?



Have you had a lover before?




This also answers another question.
Yes or No?



Are you bisexual?





Fun


Physical Stuff

Yes or No?



7 inch?





6? 7? 8? No lying!
Yes or No?



Do you have a big car?





To compensate for ... ?
Yes or No?



Are they real?





I just can't tell
Yes or No?



Are you rich?





I don't like to work
Yes or No?



Did you just look at my chest?





Which one?
Yes or No?



Do you have an STD?





I need to know!
Yes or No?



Are you strong?





Why do you think I want to know that?
Yes or No?



Do you think surfing is fun?





Surfing is cool
Yes or No?



Did you go to college?





I did, but I never went there to study...
Yes or No?



Are you good in bed?





For some reason, they always lie here
Yes or No?



1 + 1 = 2 ?





Don't use a calculator


This or That?

This or That?






Naughty or nice?

This or That?






Cats or dogs?

This or That?






Summer or Winter?
This or That?






Today or tomorrow?
This or That?






Sing or dance?
This or That?






Kittens or puppies?
This or That?






Long hair or short hair?
This or That?






Hair up or down?

This or That?





Straight or gay?

This or That?






Smoothies or milkshakes?
This or That?






Love or sex?

This or That?





All night long or save energy for the next day?
This or That?






Kissing or cuddling?
This or That?






My left eye or my right eye?
This or That?





Women or men?

This or That?





Beer or wine?

This or That?





Your lover or your friends?
This or That?






Smart or happy?

This or That?





The bed or the floor?
This or That?





In public or in private?
This or That?





Foreplay or a quick start?
This or That?




Get home quickly so we can do it or take the romantic scenic tour?
This or That?





Your place or mine?

This or That?





Upside down or right side up?
This or That?





Massage or Bath?

This or That?





Eco-friendly or cheap?
This or That?





Take the risk or be safe?
This or That?





Front or back?



Open Questions


Life

Open Question


What hair colour is best?



A Blonde

B Brunette

C Black hair


Me

Open Question


What's my favorite colour?



Don't need a card to answer.
Open Question


If you cheat on me, what do you think I'll do?



A Kill you

B Get angry & get over it

C Threesome!
Open Question


If I cheat on you, what does that mean?



A You need variation

B I'm awful in bed

C Threesome!
Open Question


What colour are my eyes?



Don't need a card to answer.
Open Question


My friends



A Are your friends

B Are your friends if you like them

C You don't really have to meet them
2
Open Question


What number am I thinking of? (1 - 7)



Don't need a card to answer.


You

1
Open Question


What do you do in your free time?



A Hang out with friends

B Work out

C Go shopping
1
Open Question


What did you do last weekend?



A I went out

B I just came back from my vacation

C I surfed
Open Question


What do you go for first?



A Chest

B Butt

C Hair
Open Question


After sex



A You like to talk

B You massage me

C You sing a song for me
2
Open Question


What do you do on the internet?



A Talk to friends

B Downloading... music?

C Nothing! I'm innocent!
2
Open Question


What did you do today?



A Stalk you

B Buy dirty magazines

C Used the internet
2
Open Question


What are you doing tomorrow?



A I don't know yet

B Take a walk in a forest

C You
3
Open Question


How many good friends do you have?



A 1-3

B 4-6

C 7+
3
Open Question


What are you thinking about now?



A You

B Surfing

C The environment
Open Question

How often do you go out on dates?



A Only when I meet someone special

B I usually date several people at the same time

C Now and then
Open Question


What do you put on your sandwiches?



A Salmon

B Cheese

C Salad
Open Question


What kind of music do you like?



A Djumbo

B Avril Lavigne

C Slow stuff
Open Question


Hey! Add your own questions!



A It's fun

B It's creative

C You'll get credit
Open Question






A

B

C
Open Question






A

B

C
Open Question


How much sex is right for you?



A All day

B A few times a day

C Hey! I like foreplay too!
Open Question


What do you like to do the most?



A Talk

B Sex

C Dream
Open Question


What's the most important to you?



A Friends

B Pets

C Lovers


Imagination

Open Question


What do you want to do with me next weekend?



A Go on a tropical vacation

B Go surfing

C Make all kinds of sandwiches
Open Question


If we are dating for 2 years, we would...



A Get married

B Start making babies

C Not necessarily commit
Open Question


If someone messes up my hair, you



A Fix it

B Kick the person who messed it up

C Leave it the way it is for variation
Open Question


If I'm hospitalized



A You stay with me until I'm better

B You also take care of other stuff

C You hurt yourself so we can share a room
Open Question


If my friends are fighting with your friends



A You stay neutral

B You kick my friends

C You kick your own friends
Open Question


If I'm in a house that's on fire with 10 others, who would you save?



A You!

B The 10 others

C I wouldn't safe anyone and stay safe myself. Don't you want me to be safe?
Open Question


If I get arrested



A You take the blame

B You bail me out

C You investigate
Open Question


Cheating



A Only counts if you get caught

B Is bad

C Happens
Open Question


Kissing is...



A Foreplay

B Showing affection

C Let me show you!



Player Set

Hit Cards

1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



I'm not sure. You could be the second most attractive girl here.
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



So... well.. do you think I'm cute?
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



You have something in your hair.
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



You're so beautiful, but something's wrong with you.
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



This amazing thing happened to me yesterday! I have to tell you!
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



Do you think blondes have more fun?
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



Do you think dumb people have more fun?
1 Opener & Story
Hit Card
If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.

You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.



I painted my ceiling today. It's pink.
2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 3', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

2 Intimacy
Hit Card
You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 2', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

3 Seduce
Hit Card
You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7.

SCORE !
Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points!

SCORE !
Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points!

SCORE !
Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points!

SCORE !
Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points!

SCORE !
Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points!


Answers

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!
Maybe





Always the right answer!


Question Cards


Special Cards

Good looks



You can't lose points for 2 rounds.



I'm so lucky!
Eye contact



For the next 2 rounds, you gain double points and lose half points.

An easy trick
Touch



Your score is + 5 for the next 2 rounds. After this you get – 4.



She likes
Smile



You don't have to answer Q's for the next 2 rounds if you don't want to.

Who thought body language could work out so well?
Kiss



Kiss the Date for real. If she likes it, score + 3, if not score – 3.

Mmmmmmm
Everybody likes me



You score 2 points.




I'm such a nice person
Talkative



You talk a lot, not giving your competitors a chance to say anything. They get – 2.

Forget them. Think about me.
Ex


A Player's ex shows up and tells the date she/he is terrible in bed. The target Player gets – 3.

I didn't feel anything!
Smack in the Face

Not being able to stand your competitor for a second longer, you hit her/him in the face. Luckily your Date didn't see it. Competitor - 1

Haha!
White Rose



Gain 3 points. After 2 rounds, the White Rose fades.



Just don't tell her you stole it from someone's garden