Miami Beach Fight deck

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Miami Beach Fight
Designer Natanz - natanzz hotmail.com
Date 5/01/2008
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

You're on vacation in Miami with 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone wants to use the volleyball field! You know what to do, KO them all so you can play! (Let's assume you've never played volleyball and don't know you need 4-12 players for the game)

Natanz: Feel free to add your own ideas and take a look at the discussion page.


Features

This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!

Much fighting is directly player to player.

Friends & Lovers can perform special action for you.

Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.


Glossary

'She' means she/he, it's not just for women. It's emancipated!

KO = destroy


Special Rules

Cards

Action - Re-Action Cards can only be played as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card, or an attack from Surf Chick.

You have no choice in when you play the Action – Special Events Cards. When you play them is mentioned on the card, sometimes this is during an opponent's turn. They don't count as an Action.

Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.

Action - Lover Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Lover.

Players

Each player starts with 10 HP.

AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they HP –2.

Friends

You can't attack enemy's Friends. You can only attack a player, Surf Chick and Cars.

You can transfer Friends to enemies. This can be a strategy if you want to keep an enemy alive for now.

Some Action Cards require that you have a Friend. Surf Chick doesn't count as a Friend.



Card List

Things

HP 2
Friend
Thing - Friend
When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Friend
Thing - Friend
When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Friend
Thing - Friend
When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Friend
Thing - Friend
When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
AP 3 HP 5
Surf Chick
Thing
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. Surf Chick doesn't automatically heal. You can have 1 Surf Chick.
She was surfing a huge wave, so pay 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
AP 3 HP 5
Surf Chick
Thing
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. Surf Chick doesn't automatically heal. You can have 1 Surf Chick.
She was surfing a huge wave, so pay 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
HP 5
Lover
Thing - Lover
Your lover can perform Action - Lover Actions. At the end of your turn, she moves to the player to your right.

Hi!
HP 5
Lover
Thing - Lover
Your lover can perform Action - Lover Actions.

Hi!


HP 6
Convertible
Thing
Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down! Turn this Card upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2. Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.
HP 6
Convertible
Thing
Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down! Turn this Card upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2. Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.


AP 2 each turn
Choke Hold
Thing
Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or after 2 turns if the player has Surf Chick, or when the player attacks you.

Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
100
Money
Thing
$100

Nothing to buy with just $100
100
Money
Thing
$100

Nothing to buy with just $100
100
Money
Thing
$100

Nothing to buy with just $100
100
Money
Thing
$100

Nothing to buy with just $100
100
Money
Thing
$100

Nothing to buy with just $100
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps


Action - Attacks

AP 2
Lazy Push
Action - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

I'm so smart
AP 2
Lazy Push
Action - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

I'm so smart


AP 3
Beach Chair Slam
Action - Attack
You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
AP 3
Beach Chair Slam
Action - Attack
You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

I saw it coming… but it was too fast.


AP 2
Ninja Attack
Action - Attack
You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's friends and past Surf Chick and directly attack your enemy.

Hey, how did you get here?


AP 2
Drink This!
Action - Attack
You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.

This is taking too long.


AP 4
Palm Tree Kick
Action - Attack
You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.

Hey, where's the monkey?!


AP 3
Triple Kicks in the Nuts
Action - Attack
-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --

Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.


Action - Friend

-$200
Strip Show
Action - Friend
A Friend strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn. Of course, this costs you $ 200.

Friend: It wasn't such a bad idea anyway. I made $2000!
Seduce
Action - Friend
A Friend seduces an enemy's friend, and she's now on your side. This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.

Hey
A Surprise
Action - Friend
A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy. Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.

What's going on?


Action - Lover

HP+3
Kisses
Action - Lover
Your lover kisses you or Surf Chick and move to the player furthest away from you.

Mmmmmm


AP 3
Lover Attack
Action - Lover
Your lover slaps your enemy in the face. Enemy's Friends & Surf Chicks won't attack her, because they all used to date her! Then she kisses your enemy, who HP+1's, and seduces her, so she's now on your enemy's side!

Haha!


Action

HP+4
Hospital
Action
You can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns. If you use this on a Friend or Surf Chick, turn them upside down for 2 turns.

Good thing I have my Friends.
-$100
Revenge of the Nerds
Action
You hire a nerd for $ 100 and he hacks into your enemy's bank account. Enemy money - $ 100.

I always wondered what they were good for.
HP+4
Life Guard
Action
An extremely ugly life guard sees you're KO and gives you CPR.
You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO.

Volleyball isn't worth this.



Action - Reaction

Enemy AP-1
Towel Defense
Action - Reaction
You use your towel to defend yourself. It's not very effective.

How does Jackie Chan do that?
HP-1
Hide in a Sun Umbrella
Action - Reaction
You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you. As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.

Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
Enemy AP-2
Excuse
Action - Reaction
You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.

Pretty smart of me, isn't it?
8 Months
Action - Reaction
Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --

She hopes it's a girl
Pay Off
Action - Reaction
You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: If the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.
AP3
Volleyball Trip & Kick
Action - Reaction
You kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it. Of course you kick her when she's down.

Hehe
HP-2
Sand Throw
Action - Reaction
You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she can't attack her next turn. A crab in the sand bites you.

Why can't I see?!



Action - Special Events

Wind
Action - Special Events
The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded down.
Show this card to everyone as soon as you get it. When it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money, this event happens.

Get back here!
Super Wave
Action - Special Events
The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
This happens as soon as you see this card.

Hey, where are you going?!
Shark Attack
Action - Special Events
Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches. Nobody can attack for 1 round. Play this card immediately when you get it.

Wow, cool!
Orca Attack
Action - Special Events
Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
This happens as soon as you see this card.

Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
Flying Net
Action - Special Events
The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for.

Nobody can attack and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!

Play this card as soon as you see it!

?
Hot Babes
Action - Special Events
Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack. Play this card in your next turn.

Hiya
Sun Burn
Action - Special Events
Only you have put on sun lotion. Everyone else gets HP - 1! Play this card as soon as you get it.

SPF 100!
HP - 2
Tsunami
Action - Special Events
A tsunami hits the beach and sends a whale shark flying at you. Play this card as soon as you get it.

Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!


Falling Satellite Parts
Action - Special Events
A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Friends, Surf Chick, Lovers and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Play this card as soon as you get it.

That is... unusual
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