Homestuck

Homestuck
Designer	Giovan
Date	3/27/12
Players	2-4
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Homestuck Deck

This is a collectible-card game being produced by Giovan, aka GiovanH of the MSPA fourms.

This is based on Andrew Hussie's work. You should go look at it and keep looking forever.

The cards print out at 6.90*4.90 CM, 3 x 4 on each page.

Special Rules

• Each player starts out with 50 health
• Each character starts with 20
• There is a discard pile and a draw pile
• There is a party area and an Things area for each player
• You can play things to the things area and characters to the party area
• You need a character of the same element as a weapon to use it
• When a weapon is used, subtract the damage value in the top-right from the opponent's health

Cards

Humans

John Egbert

character

John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session.

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remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.

Card by Giovan

Rose Lalonde

character

Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session.

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Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.

Card by Giovan

Dave Strider

character

Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session.

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its just regular old time travel

Card by Giovan

Jade Harley

character

Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session.

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there is still something worth fighting for!

Card by Giovan

Jane Crocker

character

Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session.

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I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take.

Card by Giovan

Roxy Lalonde

character

Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session.

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if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying

Card by Giovan

Dirk Strider

character

Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session.

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If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.

Card by Giovan

Jake English

character

Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session.

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Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!

Card by Giovan

Trolls

Aradia Megido

character

Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub.

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we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete

Card by Giovan

Tavros Nitram

character

Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub.

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wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,

Card by Giovan

Sollux Captor

character

Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub.

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you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.

Card by Giovan

Karkat Vantas

character

Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub.

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MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.

Card by Giovan

Nepeta Leijon

character

Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub.

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:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*

Card by Giovan

Kanaya Maryam

character

Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub.

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Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least

Card by Giovan

Terezi Pyrope

character

Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub.

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NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU

Card by Giovan

Vriska Serket

character

Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub.

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PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Card by Giovan

Equius Zahhak

character

Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub.

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D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses

Card by Giovan

Gamzee Makara

character

Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub.

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A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY

Card by Giovan

Eridan Ampora

character

Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub.

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all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES

Card by Giovan

Feferi Peixes

character

Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life.

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Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!

Card by Giovan

Guardians

Lil' Cal

character

Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8 weapon by Dirk.

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HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO

Card by Giovan

First Guardians

G-Cat

character

The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session.

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SWEET CATCH

Card by Giovan

Doc Scratch

character

Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia.

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I am an excellent host.

Card by Giovan

Becquerel

character

Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth.

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Good dog. Best friend.

Card by Giovan

Felt Members

Lrd English

Character

The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt.

Cannot die.

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How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here?

Card by Lord English

Itchy (1)

character

Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed.
You can do one more action each turn

Card by Giovan

Doze (2)

character

Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name.
???

Card by Giovan

Trace (3)

character

Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails.
Action: Draw a card and immediately use it.

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Trace is skilled at infiltration.

Card by Giovan

Clover (4)

character

Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature.
Action: Retry a coin flip one time

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Clover is extremely superstitious

Card by Giovan

Fin (5)

character

Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head.
Ability: Know what happened in the past

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Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions

Card by Giovan

Die (6)

character

Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew.
Action: Do 10 damage to a character

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Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death.

Card by Giovan

Crowbar (7)

character

Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters.
Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game

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Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around.

Card by Giovan

Snwman

character

Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew.
When killed, destroy everything.

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What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades.

Card by Giovan

Stitch (9)

character

The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping.
Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members

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All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too.

Sawbuck (10)

character

Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.
Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies.

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Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill.

Matchsticks (11)

character

Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.

Eggs (12)

character

Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour.

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Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline.

Biscuits (13)

character

Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen.
Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second.

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His oven is completely useless.

Quarters (14)

character

Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4.
Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member.

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Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman.

Cans (15)

character

Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill
Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns.

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OH YEAH!

Actions

Shenanigans

Action

Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why.

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TG: you cant overthink it
TG: just roll with it and see what happens
TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded

Passion for justice

Action

+1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing.

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You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED

Time on my side

Action

Look at any opponent's hand of cards.

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GG: fastest hours...

Fraymotifs

The Windy Thing

Fraymotif

The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.

Cost: 6.
Damage: 10

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JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING.

Weapons

Hammerkind

2

Pogo Hammer

Type

Early in the game, the Pogo Hammer seemed to be a very powerful weapon, able to slay shale imps in a single blow.

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You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going

4

Telescopic Sassacrusher

thing, weapon

It can easily dispose of Crude Ogres, and was used to get rid of at least two in the finale of Homestuck: Act 3.

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This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger.

6/

Fear No Anvil

thing, weapon

A powerful hammer that Hephaestus used. Dave got it through shenanigans and gave it to John.

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"TG: really powerful hammer"

6/

Warhammer of Zillyhoo

thing, weapon

It is so beautiful. You are so bewitched by its beauty, you are not sure if you can wield it.

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You weep in each other's arms at its beauty.

8/

Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo

thing, weapon

This hammer bears an uncanny resemblance to Vriska's Doomsday device and the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.

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It rolls a one.

Spoonkind/Forkkind/Dicekind/Jokerkind

3

_{Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution}

thing, weapon

The Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000. You can trade this for the Poking Solution at any time.

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The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.

3

_{Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution}

thing, weapon

The Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000. You can trade this for the Stirring Solution at any time.

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The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form.

3

Deuce Clubs

thing, weapon

These colorful clown instruments are used by Gamzee to attack.

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He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face.

D8

Flourite Octet

thing, weapon

The Fluorite Octet are an enchanted set of dice possessed by Vriska Serket.

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There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values.

Lancekind

1

Daggerlance

thing, weapon

This smaller version of Tavros' lance is used primary for his flarping sessions.

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You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield

3

Fiduspear

thing, weapon

A lance made out of plushes makes little practical sense, and how it holds up against monsters is still unknown.

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Squeak

4/

Cigarette Holder

thing, weapon

Identical to Snowman's cigarette holder lance, as seen in the intermission, and likely an alchemized copy of it.

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A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab.

Canekind

2

Terezi's Cane

thing, weapon

Terezi's normal walking stick which doubles as a weapon.

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Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska.

4

Spearcane

thing, weapon

Can be used as both a spear and a tri-segmented nunchuck-like weapon formally known as a sansetsukon held together by a strong piece of cord.

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The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color.

6

Dragoncane

thing, weapon

A cane with a dragon head which was possibly alchemized with one of her scalemates (probably Pyralspite).

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Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff.

Needlekind

2

Needlewands

thing, weapon

A pair of needles created with the Alchemiter.

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Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth

6/

Thorns of Oglogoth

thing, weapon

An item alchemized from the Needlewands and the Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious.

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It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour.

8/

Quills of Echidna

thing, weapon

The needles look like white lightning and are named after the browser used by Jade Harley, Echidna.

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It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen.

Sicklekind

2

Homes Smell Ya Later

thing, weapon

Karkat combined his sickle with The Thresh Prince of Bel-Air DVD to produce Homes Smell Ya Later.

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A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!"

5/

Regisickle

thing, weapon

Karkat alchemizes his sickle with a Regisword to produce some sort of Regisickle. The weapon is only seen once.

6/

Clawsickle

thing, weapon

The Clawsickle, resembling a large red crab's claw, joins Karkat's arsenal as he travels across his land with Jack and Terezi.

Bladekind

6

Caledscratch

thing, weapon

The Caledscratch is the version of the sword alchemized by Alternate Future Dave.

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This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables

4

Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete

thing, weapon

The Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete is a combination of Caledscratch, an A/C unit, and a photo of Snoop Dogg.

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The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle.

-8/

SORD.....

thing, weapon

This thing is so incredibly useless you have a hard time even holding it.

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7/

Regisword

thing, weapon

A Regisword is a derse-themed sword used by Jack Noir and PM.

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Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office

Riflekind/Pistolkind

2

Hunting Rifle

thing, weapon

This is the initial weapon Jade uses in her Strife Specibus.

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This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec.

6/

Blunderbuss

thing, weapon

Pre-scratch Jake's weapon of choice.

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This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot.

4

Girl's Best Friend

thing, weapon

Jade combined Dave's Midnight Crew Poster with her rifle to create this.

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Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog.

4

Green Sun Streetsweeper

thing, weapon

Jade combined her Green Sun bedsheets with the Girl's Best Friend to make this.

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It seems to fire miniature Green Suns.

12/

Ahab's Crosshairs

thing, weapon

An incredibly powerful rifle found by Vriska and Eridan on a FLARPing quest.

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"About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle.

3/

Twin M9 Berettas

thing, weapon

Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma.

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They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster.

7/

Flintlock Pistols

thing, weapon

A powerful gun usually used to murder one's beloved guardian by mistake.

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This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

Tridentkind/Makeupkind

5

Ψdon's Entente

Thing, weapon

A legendary double culling fork that is wielded by Feferi Peixes. The fork has two sides, both of which sport three prongs.

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Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun.

7

Brainfork

Thing, weapon

This Trident was likely alchemized from a combination of the brains inhabiting the Land of Brains and Fire and her Ψdon's Entente.

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The name may be a reference to the brainfork in Sam and Fuzzy.

4

Lipstick

Thing, weapon

This is Kanaya's first weapon. She uses it to shape her foliage into Skaian cloud formations.

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While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker.

6

Demonbane Ragripper

Thing, weapon

It appears to have troll horns, resembling Kanaya's own horns, as teeth.

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While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case.