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Battle Deck
It's dumb don't make fun of me
Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!
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Tronbie's FavorAction
Draw a thing for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIAction
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
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Tronbie's WrathAction
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
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Clash!Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
Just try to lose.
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIIAction
Draw 3 cards. You cannot play this ability if you satisfy all these conditions: you control more than five cards with a 2 in the cost, you have eaten sushi this week, drank coffee after 9 a.m. today, and if today is an even number day in the months of Feb., June, Aug., or Sept.
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Rock and a Hard PlaceAction
Choose an opponent. They choose to either skip their draw step for the next 3 turns, or discard their hand.
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Rice BowlThing
Rice Bowl comes into play with 10 rice counters on it. Action: Remove a rice counter from rice bowl, target thing you control uses an action no matter what.
Everyone likes a free meal!
Everyone likes a free meal!
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Space HeaterAction
Destroy all things with the words "ice", "frost", "freeze", or "cold" in their title.
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Pepper SprayAction
The next time someone plays an action to destroy a thing you control, play this card and counter that action. Then discard this card.
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LazinessThing
When you control laziness, don't bother discarding your hand size down to 5 at the end of your turn.
"Maybe later."
"Maybe later."
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Holy WaterThing
Action: Draw a Card. Thing & Action: Destroy target undead thing.
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Full MoonAction
Toss a coin into the air. Whatever card the coin lands on, or whichever it lands nearest to, becomes a werewolf. It has "Action: Destroy target thing, lose this action." Full Moon goes back into your hand when the werewolf takes this action.
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Topsy Turvy Business BabiesAction
Count the total of the cards in everyone's hands. Divide that by the number of players, rounded up. Either trade that many cards with a player or discard then draw that many cards.
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
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Bag of TricksAction
This comes into play with 3 tokens on it. Destroy Bag of Tricks if it has no tokens on it. Action: Remove a token from Bag of Tricks. Choose an effect: Target player discards a card; target player draws a card; return target thing to its controller's hand; or play an extra thing this turn.
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Ultimate NullifierThing
When this card comes under your control, choose a thing. Target thing cannot play its actions as long as Ultimate Nullifier is in play.
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Retina ScanAction
Choose a letter in your first name. Play any number of cards in your hand with that letter in the corner value.
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4 Pool RushAction
If you have 4 or less things in play, sacrifice one thing and destroy up to two target things.
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Fairy Tale 1Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can fool someone into saying their name backwards, play this card. Target opponent sacrifices a thing and discards 3 cards.
eeh-bunort?
eeh-bunort?
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Fairy Tale 2Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can convince a player to take it from you, give to that player. This card cannot leave that player's hand and cannot be discarded or played for any reason.
"Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
"Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
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Fairy Tale 3Action
When this card is in your hand, if a player destroys one of your things and forces you to discard a card in the same turn, play this card. Draw 3 cards and target player discards a card.
But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
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Red HerringAction
When you play this card, you effectively "give up", and end the game in a draw.
I think Dvorak is actually more important than your afternoon trigonometry class, but whatever.
I think Dvorak is actually more important than your afternoon trigonometry class, but whatever.
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Lego SchematicsThing
Action: Put a lego token into play. Action: Sacrifice 5 lego tokens, draw a card, and play it if you can. If you cannot, put it into your hand and draw again, play that card if you can. Continue this process until you play a card. Action: Destroy a thing you control, gain 5 lego tokens.
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Dream SequenceAction
Start a new, different Infinite Dvorak game outside of this one. Whoever loses that game discards their hand and sacrifices 3 things in this game.
Okay this really isn't fun anymore.
Okay this really isn't fun anymore.
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