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Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!
I put these here so I can make 2938 cards without flooding the card page.
Q
"The Virus"Thing
If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
Card by tronbie
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"The Cure"Action
Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
Card by tronbie
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Garlic BulbThing
Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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CrustThing
Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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Ducks of WealthAction
Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed RubyCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
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CQ
Cursed SapphireCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed DiamondCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
Card by tronbie
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BarbecueThing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
Everyone loves barbecue...
Card by tronbie
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AmoebaThing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
Card by tronbie
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BriefcaseThing
When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
Card by tronbie
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Tronbie's FavorAction
Draw a thing for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
Card by tronbie
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIAction
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Card by tronbie
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Tronbie's WrathAction
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Card by tronbie
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Clash!Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
Just try to lose.
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIIAction
Draw 3 cards. You cannot play this ability if you satisfy all these conditions: you control more than five cards with a 2 in the cost, you have eaten sushi this week, drank coffee after 9 a.m. today, and if today is an even number day in the months of Feb., June, Aug., or Sept.
Card by tronbie
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Rock and a Hard PlaceAction
Choose an opponent. They choose to either skip their draw step for the next 3 turns, or discard their hand.
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Rice BowlThing
Rice Bowl comes into play with 10 rice counters on it. Action: Remove a rice counter from rice bowl, target thing you control uses an action no matter what.
Everyone likes a free meal!
Everyone likes a free meal!
Card by tronbie
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Space HeaterAction
Destroy all things with the words "ice", "frost", "freeze", or "cold" in their title.
Card by tronbie
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Pepper SprayAction
The next time someone plays an action to destroy a thing you control, play this card and counter that action. Then discard this card.
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LazinessThing
When you control laziness, don't bother discarding your hand size down to 5 at the end of your turn.
"Maybe later."
"Maybe later."
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Holy WaterThing
Action: Draw a Card. Thing & Action: Destroy target undead thing.
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Full MoonAction
Toss a coin into the air. Whatever card the coin lands on, or whichever it lands nearest to, becomes a werewolf. It has "Action: Destroy target thing, lose this action." Full Moon goes back into your hand when the werewolf takes this action.
Card by tronbie
Topsy Turvy Business Babies
Action
Count the total of the cards in everyone's hands. Divide that by the number of players, rounded up. Either trade that many cards with a player or discard then draw that many cards.
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
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