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Battle Deck

It's dumb don't make fun of me

Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!

Q
"The Virus"
Thing
If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
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Q
"The Cure"
Action
Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
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Q
Garlic Bulb
Thing
Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
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Q
Crust
Thing
Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
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Q
Shopping Spree
Action
Trade any of your tokens for one of any player's things.
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Q
Ducks of Wealth
Action
Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
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CQ
Cursed Ruby
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
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CQ
Cursed Sapphire
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
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CQ
Cursed Diamond
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
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CQ
Tread on Cursed Grounds
Cursed Action
Sacrifice X things, draw X cards.
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Q
Barbecue
Thing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
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Q
Amoeba
Thing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
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Q
Briefcase
Thing
Action: When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
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Q
Tronbie's Favor
Action
Draw a card for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
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Q
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. II
Action
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Ok I'm done making these now.
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Q
Tronbie's Wrath
Action
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
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Q
Clash!
Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
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