The HSSSSS Card Game
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The HSSSSS Card Game | |
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Designers | jftsang, ictl |
Date | August 2008 |
Players | 2-4 (3 recommended) |
This is a CCG set, a set of cards which can be used to construct personalised decks, in the style of a collectable card game. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck Generate MUSHcode | |
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Rules
- Gameplay is in turns. Each player takes his or her turn, and then the next player plays.
- At the start of the game, it is decided whether HSSSSS ,FOFL or Genesoft should play first, second and third.
- When constructing a deck, a player may use any of the neutral (grey or yellow) cards. He or she may also pick one of the colours (red, black or blue) to play, and may not use cards with the other two colours. If a player does not pick a colour, he or she is neutral or unaligned, and may not use any of the red, black or blue cards.
- The first corner value indicates the attack value. The second corner value indicates the health value/hit points (HP). If the health value reaches 0, the card is removed from play into the discard pile.
- At the start of the game, you MUST play FOFL, HSSSSS or Genesoft depending on which team you are playing as.
- At the start of your turn, draw a card.
- Any card can attack another card, providing the attacking card has an attack value of 1 or more. Each card can attack once during your turn.
- You may play 1 card of each type (1 Website, 1 Software, 1 Person, 1 Action etc) per turn.
- You may use actions on cards as many times as you want. You will need to take into consideration actions which state "once per turn", "once during your turn", "once every two turns" etc.
- You may not play any card marked as "Unique" if the same card is already in play.
Deck Construction
The following rules must be observed in deck construction:
- A deck must have at least forty cards, but can have as many above that as you wish.
- When constructing a deck, a player may use any of the neutral (grey or yellow) cards. He or she may also pick one of the colours (red, black or blue) to play, and may not use cards with the other two colours. If a player does not pick a colour, he or she is neutral or unaligned, and may not use any of the red, black or blue cards.
- A deck must contain at least one Website, and one of the Websites is to be marked the home website. For an aligned player, this is preset to FOFL for Red, HSSSSS for Black and Genesoft for Blue. For an unaligned player, this home website may be any Unique Website that is designated as neutral.
- A deck may not contain more than one copy of any card marked as "Unique".
- Before the game, you must show exactly forty cards from your deck to your opponent, and your opponent must do likewise. These forty cards may be chosen by you.
Victory Conditions
You lose by any of these conditions:
- Your home website (FOFL, HSSSSS, Genesoft) is destroyed.
- You run out of cards in your deck.
- The size of your discard pile is greater than half of your deck or forty cards, whichever is greater.
If you eliminate both opponents in this way, you win!
Notes
- An unaligned player playing Conversion immediately converts any card. He or she may use Conversion to target any red, black or blue card. If an unaligned player uses Conversion to target a neutral card, the player instead gains control over the card.
- When a card returns to your hand from play, it returns to full health.
- The terms coaligned, controlled and owned are often used interchangeably. However, there are stricter definitions:
- A coaligned card means that its colour is the same as yours. This may be due to a card such as Conversion.
- A controlled card is one which is currently on your side.
- An owned card is one which you started the game with.
- Once per turn means once each turn, including your opponent's turn. This is different to once during your turn.
The War: The CCG!
Card Listing
Websites
0/70
FOFLWebsite - Unique
When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Red Team. This card must be played at the start of the game and cannot be withdrawn from play. When a card attacks or action targets this card you may flip a coin. If heads, that attack or action is negated.
0/25
HSSSSSWebsite - Unique
When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Black Team. This card must be played at the start of the game and cannot be withdrawn from play. When a card attacks or action targets this card whilst another Website you control is in play you may have the attack or action target that Website instead.
0/50
GenesoftWebsite - Unique
When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Blue Team. This card must be played at the start of the game. This card may be returned to your hand during your turn. If Genesoft is in play at the end of your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, you may search your deck and discard pile for as many Copypaste and Copypasta cards as you like.
0/50
LGWebsite - Unique
Action: Once per turn,
Either: Look through your deck and discard pile for one of the following and put it into play: Forum, Wiki, Reproducer, LockdownLite, emailspam, emailsend
Or: Remove 10 damage from this card.
Either: Look through your deck and discard pile for one of the following and put it into play: Forum, Wiki, Reproducer, LockdownLite, emailspam, emailsend
Or: Remove 10 damage from this card.
0/250
GoogleWebsite - Unique
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck and take any card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. If you also control YouTube, take 3 cards instead.
0/250
WikipediaWebsite - Unique
Action: Once per turn, you may look at the top three cards on your deck and arrange them in any order.
0/250
YouTubeWebsite - Unique
Action: Once per turn, you may draw 2 cards. If you also control Google, draw 5 cards instead.
0/9001
4chanWebsite - Unique
Discard this card if AOL is in play.
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck for up to 3 Pron cards and put them into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck for up to 3 Pron cards and put them into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
0/100
MySpaceWebsite - Unique
For every Chav in play, increase this card's health by 10. This card's health cannot be increased by more than 40 in this way.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for a Chav and put it in play.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for a Chav and put it in play.
0/100
BeboWebsite - Unique
For every Chav in play, reduce this card's health by 10. This card's health cannot be decreased by more than 40 in this way.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for a Chav and put it in play.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for a Chav and put it in play.
0/100
FacebookWebsite - Unique
Chavs cannot attack this card.
Action: Once per turn, you may discard any Chav card in play (including your opponents).
Action: Once per turn, you may discard any Chav card in play (including your opponents).
0/100
AOLWebsite - Unique
All Websites cannot perform actions, except for AOL, MySpace and Bebo, as long as this card is in play. Discard 4chan if it is in play.
Action: If Bebo and MySpace are in play, their health is no longer affected by how many Chavs are in play.
Action: If Bebo and MySpace are in play, their health is no longer affected by how many Chavs are in play.
0/10
ForumWebsite
This card has an unlimited health value if there is a Person sharing your alignment which is marked as "able to hack".
0/10
WikiWebsite
This card has an unlimited health value if there is a Person sharing your alignment which is marked as "able to hack".
0/15
Virtual ServerWebsite
When this card is played choose any Website you control. If that Website takes damage, Virtual Server shares half of the damage dealt (rounded up). If that Website is destroyed, remove 25 damage from it and destroy Virtual Server instead.
-/-
Alt ServerWebsite
When this card is played choose any Website you control. Alt Server now has the same attack and health value as the chosen Website. If that Website is destroyed, remove all damage from it and destroy Alt Server instead.
Hacks and Reproducers
-/-
HackAction
To play this card there must be a Person sharing your alignment and marked as "able to hack". When this card is played choose a Website. This card deals damage equal to half of the Website's remaining health (rounded up). This card has no effect on Websites which have 10 or less health. Discard this card afterwards.
0/2
DoS AttackSoftware
To play this card there must be a Person sharing your alignment and marked as "able to hack". When this card is played choose any Website in play apart from Genesoft and FOFL. As long as this card is in play, the effects of that Website are negated, nor can any action effects of that card be used. If that Website is destroyed, discard DoS Attack.
0/1
Original ReproducerSoftware - Unique
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may look through your deck or discard pile for Reproducer and put it into play.
0/1
ReproducerSoftware
Your opponents may not play any Software while this card is in play.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for Reproducer and put it into play. Discard this card afterwards.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for Reproducer and put it into play. Discard this card afterwards.
0/1
LockdownLiteSoftware
Choose an opponent Website which has a health value of 30 or less. That Website's effects are negated, nor can any action effects of that card be used. If that Website is destroyed, discard LockdownLite.
3/5
emailspamSoftware
You may only attack if there are at least two Persons in play sharing your alignment who are marked with "able to hack".
1/5
emailsendSoftware
If this card is about to be destroyed, flip three coins. If all three are heads, remove all damage counters from this card and keep it in play, else discard this card.
0/2
request.htmSoftware
Play this card on an opponent Website when Hack or DoS Attack is played on that Website. That Website takes 10 damage per turn. If that Website is destroyed, discard this card. If this card is destroyed by an attack, the Website takes the rest of the damage.
(e.g.: if the attack dealt 5 damage to this card, the Website will receive 3 damage.)
(e.g.: if the attack dealt 5 damage to this card, the Website will receive 3 damage.)
0/2
PHP for includeSoftware
Choose an opponent Website and a Website you control. The opponent Website takes 7 damage per turn and your Website takes 2 damage per turn. If either Website is destroyed, discard this card.
-/-
BackupAction
Look through your discard pile for a Hack, Software or Website and put it into your hand. You may not play it this turn. Discard this card afterwards.
Software
0/7
AntivirusSoftware
While this card is in play Hack, Reproducer and LockdownLite have no effect for all players.
Action: Discard all Reproducer and LockdownLite cards in play. If Original Reproducer is in play, return it to its owner's hand.
Action: Discard all Reproducer and LockdownLite cards in play. If Original Reproducer is in play, return it to its owner's hand.
0/7
FirewallSoftware
While this card is in play PHP for include and DoS Attack have no effect for all players. This card cannot be destroyed by other Software.
Action: If request.htm is on one of your Websites, you may flip a coin every other turn. If heads, the effects of request.htm are negated until the end of your next turn.
Action: If request.htm is on one of your Websites, you may flip a coin every other turn. If heads, the effects of request.htm are negated until the end of your next turn.
0/4
AntispamSoftware
While this card is in play emailspam and emailsend have no effect for all players.
-/-
CrackAction
Look through your deck for Windows or a card beginning with Adobe and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck and discard this card afterwards.
0/7
Adobe FlashSoftware
You must control Windows to play this card.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Software as you want and put it into your hand.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Software as you want and put it into your hand.
0/7
Adobe PhotoshopSoftware
You must control Windows to play this card.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Persons as you want and put it into your hand.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Persons as you want and put it into your hand.
0/7
Adobe DreamweaverSoftware
You must control Windows to play this card.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, choose a Website you control. That Website receives 0/+10 for the duration of the game.
Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, choose a Website you control. That Website receives 0/+10 for the duration of the game.
0/7
Adobe UninstallerSoftware
You must control Windows to play this card. If Sidious is in play and you do not control it, you must get permission from the player who controls it to play this card. Cards beginning with Adobe cannot be played whilst this card is in play.
Action: Return all cards beginning with Adobe (excluding this one) to their owners' hands.
Action: Return all cards beginning with Adobe (excluding this one) to their owners' hands.
0/5
GIMPSoftware
Action: You may flip two coins every other turn. If both are heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Persons as you want and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
0/7
PSPadSoftware
Action: You may flip two coins every other turn. If both are heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Websites as you want and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
0/5
FMSLogoSoftware
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck for a Reproducer or a LockdownLite and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
-/-
WindowsSoftware
You can play cards beginning with Adobe as long as this card is in play. You may not play this card if you control Linux. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn as long as you do not have any Adobe cards in play.
-/-
LinuxSoftware
Each Website you control gains 50 health and you may remove 10 damage from each Website you control at the end of each turn as long as this card is in play. You may not play this card if you control Windows. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn as long as it will not cause one of your Websites to be destroyed.
Unique People
4/15
SidiousPerson - Unique
Able to hack. No one can play Adobe Uninstaller without your permission.
Action: You can play an action on all Adobe cards you control without flipping a coin.
Action: You can play an action on all Adobe cards you control without flipping a coin.
4/15
VaderPerson - Unique
Able to hack.
Action: If Sidious is in play, both Sidious and Vader receive +1/+10.
Action: If Sidious is in play, both Sidious and Vader receive +1/+10.
3/12
The LionPerson - Unique
Action: Choose a card. That card receives +3/-10 as long as this card is in play. This action has no effect if the health value of the target card is 10 or less.
1/8
jftsangPerson - Unique
Able to hack. HSSSSS and LG cannot be destroyed whilst this card is in play. For every Software card you control (excluding Windows), this card receives +1/+1.
Action: Once during your turn, you may remove all damage from HSSSSS and LG.
Action: Once during your turn, you may remove all damage from HSSSSS and LG.
2/10
ictlPerson - Unique
Able to hack. While this card is in play, you may play unlimited Software cards each turn.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may search through your discard pile for as many cards as you like and put them into your hand.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may search through your discard pile for as many cards as you like and put them into your hand.
2/10
Moxsty HasqurPerson - Unique
Able to hack. While this card is in play, you may play unlimited Pron and Chav cards each turn.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may destroy any number of Pron and Chav cards in play to permanently give this card +1/+1 per Pron or Chav card destroyed.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may destroy any number of Pron and Chav cards in play to permanently give this card +1/+1 per Pron or Chav card destroyed.
3/14
raddicalrabbitPerson - Unique
Any damage from software or Persons marked as "able to hack" dealt to this card is doubled. If Linux is in play (can be controlled by any player), discard this card and another card you control.
Action: Once during your turn, you may destroy up to 2 Non-Unique People.
Action: Once during your turn, you may destroy up to 2 Non-Unique People.
2/8
BethenePerson - Unique
You must control raddicalrabbot to play this card. If raddicalrabbit is destroyed, discard this card. You may treat this card as a non-Unique Item card at any time during the game.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki.
3/10
FencePerson - Unique
While this card is in play no Wikis may be played.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki.
1/8
StevoPerson - Unique
While this card is in play no Forums may be played.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Forum.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Forum.
1/6
SageroPerson - Unique
If you control Linux, discard this card.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for all Pron cards and put them all into play.
Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for all Pron cards and put them all into play.
1/6
TiftifPerson - Unique
Action: Once per turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, choose a Person. That Person takes 4 points of damage.
6/15
BoboPerson - Unique
If you control Linux, discard this card.
Action: When you attack with this card, you may deal 6 points of damage to all cards in play (including your own and this card), ignoring other cards' effects.
Action: When you attack with this card, you may deal 6 points of damage to all cards in play (including your own and this card), ignoring other cards' effects.
1/4
RachelPerson - Unique
You may only play this card if you control Chav and Pron cards.
Action: If you control a Chav card, treat this card as any other Chav card (including attack and health values and card effects).
Action: If you control a Chav card, treat this card as any other Chav card (including attack and health values and card effects).
Soldiers
2/8
Chav Tribe LeaderPerson
Action: During your next turn Chav Tribe Leader has +2/-2.
1/6
ChavPerson
For every Chav in play (excluding this card), this card receives +1/+1.
5/3
AgentPerson
Action: Once during your turn, you may destroy 1 Person in play.
7/9
MercenaryPerson
Once per turn, either discard a card (from play or from your hand) or discard this card.
0/6
HackerPerson
Able to hack.
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck and discard pile for Hack and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck and discard pile for Hack and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
0/6
System AdminPerson
Able to hack. When this card is played choose any Website in play. If that Website is the target of a card effect you may flip a coin, and on heads that effect is negated. Only one System Admin may protect a Website at a time.
Action: Once per turn, you may repair the Website this card protects by up to 10 points of health.
Action: Once per turn, you may repair the Website this card protects by up to 10 points of health.
Items and Weapons
0/5
Super LightsaberItem
Play onto a Person. That Person receives +2/0 as long as this card is attached to that Person.
0/5
Machine GunItem
Play onto a Person. That Person receives +1/0 as long as this card is attached to that Person.
0/2
CopypasteItem
Action: Once per turn, you may flip 5 coins. If all 5 are heads, search through your deck for a Copypasta card and put it into your hand. If 3 or 4 are heads, search for a Copypaste card instead. Shuffle your deck afterwards, regardless of outcome.
0/1
CopypastaItem
Action: Once per turn, if you control at least 2 Copypaste cards, you may flip a coin. If heads, choose a Website. Search through your deck and discard pile for that exact same card, show it to your opponent(s), then put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck and discard this card and 2 Copypaste cards afterwards.
0/1
PronItem
This card does nothing (on its own).
0/1
Hydrogen HydroxideItem
If there are 5 or less Hydrogen Hydroxide cards in play (including this one), all Persons you control receive +1/+10. If 6 or more Hydrogen Hydroxide cards are in play, all Persons receive -1/-3.
Action: Once per turn, you may deal 20 damage to a target Website.
Action: Once per turn, you may deal 20 damage to a target Website.
0/2
Acetic AcidItem
For every Acetic Acid card in play, the damage dealt by this card's action is increased by 1.
Action: Once per turn, you may deal 3 damage to any card in play.
Action: Once per turn, you may deal 3 damage to any card in play.
15/5
BethanolItem
You must control Bethene and Hydrogen Hydroxide to play this card. Discard Bethene and Hydrogen Hydroxide when you play this card.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Person.
Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Person.
0/3
Bethyl AcetateItem
You must control Bethanol and Acetic Acid to play this card. Discard Bethanol and Acetic Acid when you play this card.
Action: Once per turn, you may remove all damage from all cards you control (not including this card).
Action: Once per turn, you may remove all damage from all cards you control (not including this card).
3/10
BusItem
If Stevo is in play, it gains +1/+20 as long as this card remains in play.
Other Actions
-/-
BlitzkriegAction
Choose a card which is not FOFL, HSSSSS or Genesoft. Discard that card. Discard this card afterwards.
-/-
ConversionAction
The target card is shifted one step towards your alignment (an opposing colour card becomes neutral and a neutral card becomes your colour). If you are unaligned, you may target a neutral card to gain control of that card. If the target card is Unique, flip a coin. If tails, this card does nothing. This card has no effect on FOFL, HSSSSS and Genesoft. Discard this card afterwards.
-/-
Political CorrectnessAction
All cards in play are now in a neutral alignment as long as this card is in play. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn.
-/-
MyFaceAction - Unique
You may only play this card if MySpace and Facebook are in play. Discard all Websites in play, excluding FOFL, HSSSSS, Genesoft, LG, MySpace and Facebook. Stevo receives +10/+10 for the duration of the game, even if it is not in play. Discard this card afterwards. MyFace may not be played again for the duration of the game.
-/-
FaceSpaceAction - Unique
You may only play this card if MySpace and Facebook are in play. Discard MySpace, Bebo, Facebook and AOL if they are in play. Discard this card afterwards.