Compulsive Hoarding deck

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Compulsive Hoarding
Designer CashCrazed
Date 25th March 2008
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Who's the biggest packrat of all? Find out in this game!

Special Rules

In order to play a Health Hazard, you must have at least as many pieces of Junk as the corner number. If for some reason you lose enough Junk to bring you below this number, the Health Hazard is automatically destroyed.

Card List

Rotting in your Own Filth
Action
If you control 3 or more Health Hazards, you win the game.
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Hoarding Professional
Action
If you control 10 or more pieces of Junk, you win the game.
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Kleptomaniac
Action
Take a piece of Junk from any player and put it under your control.
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Dumpster Diving
Action
Search the discard pile for a piece of Junk and put it in your hand.
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Moving Van
Action
You may play as many Things as you want this turn.
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Rummage Sale
Action
Draw back up to your hand limit.
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Angry Neighbors
Action
Destroy target Health Hazard.
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Angry Girlfriend
Action
Destroy target Junk.
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Old Newspapers
Thing - Junk
Hey, it says JFK was shot!
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Baby Clothes
Thing - Junk
You might have a kid someday!
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Torn-Up Couch
Thing - Junk
There's only three springs sticking out!
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Eight-Track Collection
Thing - Junk
Disco's coming back, baby!
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Broken Piano
Thing - Junk
Half the keys still work!
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Macintosh Computer
Thing - Junk
At least it's good for graphics!
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Movie Action Figures
Thing - Junk
They'll be collectibles someday!
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Pile of Beer Cans
Thing - Junk
They're worth a dollar recycled if I can get enough!
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Busted TV
Thing - Junk
I'll get it fixed tommorow, I swear!
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80s Clothes
Thing - Junk
It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
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80s Clothes
Thing - Junk
It's just a matter of time before they come back in style!
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4
Cockroaches
Thing - Health Hazard
They're not hurting anyone.
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3
Rotting Garbage
Thing - Health Hazard
I'll take it out tommorow, I promise.
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1
Stray Animals
Thing - Health Hazard
This Thing is always controlled by the player with the most Junk. If two or more players are tied for the most Junk, it stays with its current owner.
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