Miami Beach Fight deck
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| Miami Beach Fight | |
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| Designer | Natanz - natanzz hotmail.com |
| Date | 5 Jan 2008 - last worked on 6 Jan 2008 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. You get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!
Testing: The game is unfinished & untested, but should be playable. Of what cards are there too many and too few?
Feel free to add your own ideas & take a look at the discussion page.
- Features & Upcoming Features
This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!
Characters perform special action for you: your Lover steals money, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, Random Beach Chicks distracts enemy characters, etc.
You have to get rid of every different character in a different way.
Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.
To do list
5 is highest priority
5 Add more Characters
5 Add new Actions for Characters.
4 Get feedback [see discussion page]
4 New ideas
2 Rewrite the instructions [last step]
2 Test the game
1 Add Actions - Attacks [Done for now] 1 Add Actions - Special Events [Done for now]
Glossary
'She' means she/he, it's not just for women. It's emancipated!
KO = destroy
Special Rules
Cards
Special Events Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card. When it's the top card of the pile, play it immediately. If you get one in round 1, ignore it and shuffle it back into the pile.
Action - (Character) Re-Action Cards can't be played in your turn, but only as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card, or an AP attack from a character.
Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.
Action - Lover Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Lover.
etc, you get it.
Players
Each player starts with 10 HP.
AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they HP – 2.
If you get AP 2'd, you get attacked and lose 2 HP.
Gameplay
If you attack with Action - Attack cards or Surf Chick, choose who you want to attack: the player, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an Action - Reaction Card. She can't defend with other characters, unless she has an Action - Character Reaction card that says so.
You have to get rid of characters you can't attack in other ways.
Most characters don't automatically heal, so keep track of their HP.
You can always transfer Friends to enemies. This can be a strategy if you want to keep an enemy alive for now.
Card List (for about 4 Players)
Things - Characters
HP 2
Best Female FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Female FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Sneaky Guy FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Your Friend was torrenting a huge file (guess what), so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Your Friend was torrenting a huge file (guess what), so pay $200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Fat Guy FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Girl Friend (not girlfriend)Thing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her lover, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her lover, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Generic Guy FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Generic Girl FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Dumb Guy FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
You insulted your Friend yesterday, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
You insulted your Friend yesterday, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Guy FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
HP 2
Hot Female FriendThing - Friend
You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
AP 3 HP 5
Surf ChickThing - Surf Chick
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. You can have 1 Surf Chick.
She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
AP 3 HP 5
Surf ChickThing - Surf Chick
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. You can have 1 Surf Chick.
You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
AP 3 HP 5
Surf ChickThing - Surf Chick
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. You can have 1 Surf Chick.
You accidentally undid her bra, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
You accidentally undid her bra, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
HP 5
LoverThing - Lover
You don't remember how you started dating.
Hi!
Hi!
HP 5
LoverThing - Lover
You really think she's cheating on you, but you have no proof.
Hi!
Hi!
HP 5
LoverThing - Lover
She's just perfect!
Hi!
Hi!
HP 4
Random Beach ChickThing - Random Beach Chick
Some girl you met on the beach.
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
Where are you from?
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
Where are you from?
HP 4
Random Beach ChickThing - Random Beach Chick
She's not that hot but she may come in handy.
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
Where are you from?
At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
Where are you from?
Things - Other
HP 6
ConvertibleThing
Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.
Max HP = 6
Max HP = 6
HP 6
ConvertibleThing
Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.
AP 2 each turn
Choke HoldThing
Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or after 2 turns if the player has Surf Chick, or when the player attacks you.
Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
100
MoneyThing
$100
Nothing to buy with just $100
Nothing to buy with just $100
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
200
MoneyThing
$200
This helps
This helps
Action - Attacks
AP 2
Lazy PushAction - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
I'm so smart
I'm so smart
AP 2
Lazy PushAction - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
What do you think you're doing?!
What do you think you're doing?!
AP 3
Beach Chair SlamAction - Attack
You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!
I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
AP 3
Beach Chair SlamAction - Attack
You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!
Hey! Not fair!
Hey! Not fair!
AP 2
Ninja AttackAction - Attack
You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's friends and past Surf Chick and directly attack your enemy.
Hey, how did you get here?
Hey, how did you get here?
AP 2
Drink This!Action - Attack
You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
This is taking too long.
This is taking too long.
AP 4
Palm Tree KickAction - Attack
You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.
Hey, where's the monkey?!
Hey, where's the monkey?!
AP 3
Triple Kicks in the NutsAction - Attack
-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
Action - Friend
Seduce
Action - Friend
A Friend seduces an enemy's friend, and she's now on your side.
This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
Hey
This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
Hey
AP 3
Join ForcesAction - Friend
You and your Friend attack your enemy together!
Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.
Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Let's do this!
Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.
Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Let's do this!
A Surprise
Action - Friend
A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.
Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
What's going on?
Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
What's going on?
Action - Lover
HP+3
KissesAction - Lover
Your lover kisses you or Surf Chick.
She then moves to a random player for variation, who also gets HP+3.
Mmmmmm
She then moves to a random player for variation, who also gets HP+3.
Mmmmmm
AP 3
Lover AttackAction - Lover
Your lover slaps your enemy in the face. Enemy's Friends & Surf Chicks won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and your enemy goes HP+1, because you know... Your lover is now on your enemy's side!
Enemy: Haha!
Enemy: Haha!
Cheating?
Action - Lover
Your lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy and steals 2 Money cards.
Exactly how far did you go?
Exactly how far did you go?
Betrayal!
Action - Lover Reaction
You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.
2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover, destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover, destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
Action - Random Beach Chick
-$200
Strip ShowAction - Random Beach Chick
Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.
Of course, this costs you $200.
It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
Of course, this costs you $200.
It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
Gossip
Action - Random Beach Chick
Random Beach Chick spreads a gossip about an enemy Friend. That Friend's group kicks her/him out!
The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
It's not true! Why won't you believe me?!
The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
It's not true! Why won't you believe me?!
Action - Convertible
Escape
Action - Convertible
Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Maybe she'll go out with me?
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Maybe she'll go out with me?
Escape
Action - Convertible
Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Maybe she'll go out with me?
Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.
Maybe she'll go out with me?
X
Desperate MoveAction - Convertible
You run your car into a player, Surf Chick or another Convertible.
This destroys your car and target Thing gets AP 4'd.
Just shut up
This destroys your car and target Thing gets AP 4'd.
Just shut up
-$200
Fix itAction - Convertible
You get your car fixed for $ 200 and it HP + 3's.
Action
HP+4
HospitalAction
Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.
If you use this on a Friend or Surf Chick, turn them upside down for 2 turns.
Good thing I have my Friends.
If you use this on a Friend or Surf Chick, turn them upside down for 2 turns.
Good thing I have my Friends.
-$100
Revenge of the NerdsAction
You hire a nerd for $ 100 and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.
Enemy money - $ 200.
I always wondered what they were good for.
Enemy money - $ 200.
I always wondered what they were good for.
-$100
Revenge of the NerdsAction
You hire a nerd for $ 100 and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.
Enemy money - $ 200.
I always wondered what they were good for.
Enemy money - $ 200.
I always wondered what they were good for.
HP+4
Life GuardAction
An extremely ugly life guard like you've never seen sees you're KO and gives you CPR.
You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO.
Volleyball isn't worth this.
You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO.
Volleyball isn't worth this.
Action - Reaction
Enemy AP-1
Towel DefenseAction - Reaction
You use your towel to defend yourself.
It's not very effective.
How does Jackie Chan do that?
It's not very effective.
How does Jackie Chan do that?
HP-1
Hide in a Sun UmbrellaAction - Reaction
You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.
As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
Enemy AP-2
ExcuseAction - Reaction
You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.
Pretty smart of me, isn't it?
Pretty smart of me, isn't it?
8 Months
Action - Reaction
Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --
She hopes it's a girl
She hopes it's a girl
Pay Off
Action - Reaction
You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: if the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.
AP3
Volleyball Trip & KickAction - Reaction
Before she reaches you, you kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.
Of course you kick her when she's down.
He he
Of course you kick her when she's down.
He he
HP-2
Sand ThrowAction - Reaction
You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she misses her attack and can't attack her next turn.
A crab in the sand bites you.
Why can't I see?!
A crab in the sand bites you.
Why can't I see?!
Action - Special Events
Wind
Thing - Special Events
The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.
This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money. Then destroy this card.
Get back here!
This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money. Then destroy this card.
Get back here!
Super Wave
Action - Special Events
The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
Hey, where are you going?!
Hey, where are you going?!
Shark Attack
Action - Special Events
Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.
Nobody can attack for 1 round.
Wow, cool!
Nobody can attack for 1 round.
Wow, cool!
Orca Attack
Action - Special Events
Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
Flying Net
Action - Special Events
The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for.
Nobody can attack and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!
Hot Babes
Action - Special Events
Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.
Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
Hiya
Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
Hiya
Sun Burn
Action - Special Events
Only you have put on sun lotion.
Everyone else gets HP - 1!
SPF 100!
Everyone else gets HP - 1!
SPF 100!
HP - 2
TsunamiAction - Special Events
A tsunami hits the beach and sends a whale shark flying at you.
Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
Falling Satellite Parts
Action - Special Events
A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Characters and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Don't use something big...
That is... unusual
That is... unusual
