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Battle Deck
It's dumb don't make fun of me
Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!
I put these here so I can make 2938 cards without flooding the card page.
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"The Virus"Thing
If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
Card by tronbie
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"The Cure"Action
Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
Card by tronbie
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Garlic BulbThing
Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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CrustThing
Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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Ducks of WealthAction
Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed RubyCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed SapphireCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed DiamondCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
Card by tronbie
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BarbecueThing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
Everyone loves barbecue...
Card by tronbie
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AmoebaThing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
Card by tronbie
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BriefcaseThing
When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
Card by tronbie
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Tronbie's FavorAction
Draw a thing for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
Card by tronbie
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIAction
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Card by tronbie
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Tronbie's WrathAction
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Card by tronbie
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Clash!Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
Just try to lose.
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIIAction
Draw 3 cards. You cannot play this ability if you satisfy all these conditions: you control more than five cards with a 2 in the cost, you have eaten sushi this week, drank coffee after 9 a.m. today, and if today is an even number day in the months of Feb., June, Aug., or Sept.
Card by tronbie
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Rock and a Hard PlaceAction
Choose an opponent. They choose to either skip their draw step for the next 3 turns, or discard their hand.
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Rice BowlThing
Rice Bowl comes into play with 10 rice counters on it. Action: Remove a rice counter from rice bowl, target thing you control uses an action no matter what.
Everyone likes a free meal!
Everyone likes a free meal!
Card by tronbie
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Space HeaterAction
Destroy all things with the words "ice", "frost", "freeze", or "cold" in their title.
Card by tronbie
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Pepper SprayAction
The next time someone plays an action to destroy a thing you control, play this card and counter that action. Then discard this card.
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LazinessThing
When you control laziness, don't bother discarding your hand size down to 5 at the end of your turn.
"Maybe later."
"Maybe later."
Card by tronbie
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Holy WaterThing
Action: Draw a Card. Thing & Action: Destroy target undead thing.
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Full MoonAction
Toss a coin into the air. Whatever card the coin lands on, or whichever it lands nearest to, becomes a werewolf. It has "Action: Destroy target thing, lose this action." Full Moon goes back into your hand when the werewolf takes this action.
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