Hour of randomness

Hour of Randomness Deck

Hour of randomness
Designer	eskimoboy
Date	7/02/2009
Players	2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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None of the cards in this deck have a connecting theme or idea.

Special Rules

HP: Each player starts with 3 health tokens. If you run out of health tokens, you lose.
Defender Things: Defender Things have a value in the corner. This represents its HP, and it comes into play with that many health tokens.
If a Defender Thing has no health tokens, it dies. As long as you control a Defender Thing, Actions and abilities that would harm you instead must target your Things.
For example, say you have "Large Rock" and your opponent plays "Ant-Sized Harpoon." Normally you would take 1 damage, but "Ant-Sized Harpoon" has to deal with Large Rock
before it can get to you. (fortunately by then it'll be in the discard pile).

1

Large Rock

Defender Thing

um.
It's a rock.
And it's big.

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Ant-Sized Harpoon

Action

Deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.

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Things without corner values: Things without corner values cannot be targeted by damage-dealing cards (they can still be destroyed by a "destroy" effect), but at
the same time, they don't protect you from harm. For example, "only i can see the moon's master plan" will not save you from "nuclear apocalypse."

only i can see the moon's master plan

Thing

You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.
Action: look at the top card of the deck.

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Nuclear Apocalypse

Action

Deal 3 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.

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it could be wor-
DONT SAY IT!

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Card List

1

Large Rock

Defender Thing

um.
It's a rock.
And it's big.

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Ant-Sized Harpoon

Action

Deal 1 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player

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How do I hold it?
Like an ant!

...What?

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only i can see the moon's master plan

Thing

You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.

Action: look at the top card of the deck.

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Nuclear Apocalypse

Action

Deal 3 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.

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it could be wor-
DONT SAY IT!

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Strength in Numbers

Action

Draw a card for each person that you are.

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we don't have multiple personalities. *twitch*

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The Pie Is Not All Mine

Action

Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent, and keep the rest.

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4

Wall of Paper

Defender Thing

Action+Thing: destroy Wall of Paper. Any player may use this ability.

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So I said to myself, self, it looks like that thing could survive a Nuclear Apocalypse. Then I looked closer.

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2

Electric Barbed Wire Pit Trap With Poison Spikes

Defender Thing

Whenever this card takes any amount of damage, you may have this card deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.

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EBWPTWPS has a nice ring to it.

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1

Cannon

Defender Thing

Action: deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.

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A pirate's card for me.

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1

Piece of Glass

Defender Thing

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Behold The God Who Is Not

Action

Deal 1 damage to all Defender Things and unprotected players.

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If he's a "god" who isn't, then why do we fear his wra-

*struck by falling objects*

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Corpse Recycler

Action

Take a Defender Thing with HP 2 or less out of the discard pile and into play under your control.

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We recycle!

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