Hour of randomness

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Hour of Randomness Deck

Hour of randomness
Designer eskimoboy
Date 7/02/2009
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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None of the cards in this deck have a connecting theme or idea.

Special Rules

HP: Each player starts with 3 health tokens. If you run out of health tokens, you lose.
Defender Things: Defender Things have a value in the corner. This represents its HP, and it comes into play with that many health tokens.
If a Defender Thing has no health tokens, it dies. As long as you control a Defender Thing, Actions and abilities that would harm you instead must target your Things.
For example, say you have "Large Rock" and your opponent plays "Ant-Sized Harpoon." Normally you would take 1 damage, but "Ant-Sized Harpoon" has to deal with Large Rock
before it can get to you. (fortunately by then it'll be in the discard pile).

1
Large Rock
Defender Thing



um.
It's a rock.
And it's big.
Card by eskimoboy
Ant-Sized Harpoon
Action
Deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.
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Things without corner values: Things without corner values cannot be targeted by damage-dealing cards (they can still be destroyed by a "destroy" effect), but at
the same time, they don't protect you from harm. For example, "only i can see the moon's master plan" will not save you from "nuclear apocalypse."

only i can see the moon's master plan
Thing
You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.
Action: look at the top card of the deck.
Card by eskimoboy
Nuclear Apocalypse
Action
Deal 3 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.
it could be wor-
DONT SAY IT!
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Card List

1
Large Rock
Defender Thing



um.
It's a rock.
And it's big.
Card by eskimoboy
Ant-Sized Harpoon
Action
Deal 1 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player
How do I hold it?
Like an ant!

...What?
Card by eskimoboy
only i can see the moon's master plan
Thing
You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand.

Action: look at the top card of the deck.
Card by eskimoboy
Nuclear Apocalypse
Action
Deal 3 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.
it could be wor-
DONT SAY IT!
Card by eskimoboy
Strength in Numbers
Action
Draw a card for each person that you are.
we don't have multiple personalities. *twitch*
Card by eskimoboy
The Pie Is Not All Mine
Action
Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent, and keep the rest.
Card by eskimoboy
4
Wall of Paper
Defender Thing
Action+Thing: destroy Wall of Paper. Any player may use this ability.
So I said to myself, self, it looks like that thing could survive a Nuclear Apocalypse. Then I looked closer.
Card by eskimoboy
2
Electric Barbed Wire Pit Trap With Poison Spikes
Defender Thing
Whenever this card takes any amount of damage, you may have this card deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.
EBWPTWPS has a nice ring to it.
Card by eskimoboy
1
Cannon
Defender Thing
Action: deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player.
A pirate's card for me.
Card by eskimoboy
1
Piece of Glass
Defender Thing
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Behold The God Who Is Not
Action
Deal 1 damage to all Defender Things and unprotected players.
If he's a "god" who isn't, then why do we fear his wra-

*struck by falling objects*
Card by eskimoboy
Corpse Recycler
Action
Take a Defender Thing with HP 2 or less out of the discard pile and into play under your control.
We recycle!
Card by eskimoboy