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Battle Deck
It's dumb don't make fun of me
Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!
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"The Virus"Thing
If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
Card by tronbie
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"The Cure"Action
Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
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Garlic BulbThing
Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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CrustThing
Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
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Ducks of WealthAction
Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
Card by tronbie
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Cursed RubyCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
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Cursed SapphireCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
Card by tronbie
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Cursed DiamondCursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
Card by tronbie
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BarbecueThing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
Everyone loves barbecue...
Card by tronbie
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AmoebaThing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
Card by tronbie
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BriefcaseThing
Action: When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
Card by tronbie
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Tronbie's FavorAction
Draw a card for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
Card by tronbie
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Quiet MesaThing
When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence.
Card by tronbie
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Kevlar ShieldThing
Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield.
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Black HoleThing
Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead.
This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
This can probably make a lot of loopholes...
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. IIAction
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Ok I'm done making these now.
Ok I'm done making these now.
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Tronbie's WrathAction
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
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