Favorite cards
Most cards here have either been rephrased or redone entirely. For such cards, "(adapted)" has been added to the title.
For brewity, a reaction is an action that may be played at any time, even if it isn't your turn, in particular in response to a thing or action player by an opponent. In addition to playing one action per turn, any number of free, turn, and card (re)actions can be played in the same turn. However, a turn action can only be played once per turn, only one card action can be played per card and turn, and only one card reaction can be played per card and event. If one event triggers another event, the same card may be called upon again.
A global action can be used by any player. "You" in the description of a global action refers to the player that activates the action.
Entity is a synonym for thing. Entities can be physical (can be touched), ethereal (has a location but cannot be touched), or metaphysical (does not have a physical location or is everywhere). Both objects and events are physical entities. An animate (moving but not necessarily alive) is a kind of object. A creature is furthermore alive. A humanoid is an animate of human shape. An intelligent is a living being of human-like intelligence. A human is an intelligent humanoid.
Conditions and additional costs for an action or thing to be played are given in square brackates ("[" and "]"). If an action or thing is cancelled, costs are not refunded. In particular, action cards that have their effects negated are still discarded.
When it says that something should be done by more than one player, then the default order is the turn order, starting with the player that was the cause of the effect or, if not applicable, the player whose turn it is.
Decks cards have been taken from the Vampire Cliché deck, the Time Cube deck, the Space Pirates deck, the Sleep Time deck, the School Chemistry Lesson deck, and the Artificing deck.
Turn modifiers
Dying Monologue (adapted)
Action - Free Reaction
Speech..
Immediately take an extra turn. If you haven't won by the end of this turn, you lose the game.
Card by
Fuso (Adapted from Tyrethali)
Catch-22
Thing - Metaphical Entity
The turn order is reversed when Catch-22 is played, it reverts to normal when Catch-22 leaves play.
Card by DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, Nathan
Dilithium Crystal (adapted)
Thing - Object
When Dilithium Crystal leaves play, you may take an extra turn after the current turn. (If a player takes an indefinite number of consequative turns, the game ends in a draw.)
Card by
Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)
Stevie DeTurk
Thing - Human
Action: Destroy all things you control. Target player skips their next turn.
Action: Destroy Stevie DeTurk, destroy target thing without an effect that is currently active.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)
Action modifiers
Hannibal's Gamble
Thing - Event
Whenever an opponent plays a non-free action or thing, destroy a thing you own.
At the beginning of your turn, destroy Hannibal's Gamble and draw three cards; you may play any number of actions and things this turn. If this card is destroyed during an opponent's turn, destroy all things you control.
Repercussion
Action - Free Reaction
For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction in response to an action by an opponent.
This card is activated if discarded. (If an action caused the discarding, a reaction cannot be played to counter it.)
Strategist
Thing - Human
Free reaction: Discard a card from your hand. For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction.
Graviton Anchor
Thing - Object
Mechanic.
Free reaction: Use only whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead.
Card by Zarba
Sabotage (adapted)
Thing - Event
Sabotage may be played as a free reaction.
When Sabotage comes into play, target a thing; actions of the thing cannot be activated. Transfer control of Sabotage to the owner of the thing.
Action: Destroy Sabotage.
Card by Drock
I Think I Would Know (adapted)
Action - Free Reaction
Speech.
Cancel an action that directly affects you. Skip your next turn. If you control an animate, return I Think I Would Know to your hand.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)
Tower of Babble
Thing - Object
Structure.Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you.
National Security Agency
Thing - Object
Structure.
Free reaction: Destroy two things you control to negate the effects of an action or action card that directly affects you or something you control. If the effects of an action card was negated, the action card must be discarded.
Human Blockhead Androids (adapted)
Thing - Animate
Humanoid, Mechanic, Robot.
Free reaction: Negate the effects of an action or action card. Destroy Human Blockhead Androids.
Card by
Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)
Superstitious Nonsense
Action - Free Reaction
Discard this and any other card to cancel the effects of any card just played.
Card by Tyrethali
Electric Parrot (adapted)
Thing - Animate
Animal, Mechanic, Robot.
Turn action: Discard a card at random - if it was an action, it takes effect as if you had played it.
Grog Vats (adapted)
Thing - Object
Turn reaction: Prevent an action performed by an animate.
Card by Amigo
Haste
Action
You may play two more actions this turn.
Coffee Machine
Thing - Object
Mechanic.
Global free action: Discard a card to play an extra action this turn.
Strike!
Action
Target player may not activate any actions in either the remainder of this turn OR during their next turn. Choose one or the other.
Thing modifiers
No Reflection (adapted)
Thing - Metaphysical Entity
Supernatural.
When No Reflection comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control instead of your own. The orginal control is considered under control by the player Nature. You retain control over No Reflection.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)
No Reflection II (adapted)
Thing - Metaphysical Entity
Supernatural.
When No Reflection II comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control in addition to your own.
Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)
Four-Corner Metamorphosis (adapted)
Action - Free Reaction
Give control of target thing to a player other than yourself.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Obscurantism Prevails (adapted)
Action
Each player that controls a thing destroys a thing they own of their choice.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Radio Transmitter
Thing - Object
Mechanical.
Action: Target a mechanical thing in play. You gain control over the thing until the end of your turn.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Gaseous Form (adapted)
Thing - Metaphysical Entity
Supernatural.
Destroy all other things you control when you play this. Destroy all other things that come under your control.
Free reaction: Destroy Gaseous Form.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Involutary Shield
Thing - Event
When Involutary Shield comes into play, target two things. Involutary Shield and the first thing cannot be destroyed through ordinary means. When the second thing leaves play, destroy Involutary Shield and the first thing.
I Am One With The Universe
Action
Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn.
Card by Zarba
Moon Rock
Thing - Object
Moon Rock cannot be destroyed.
Family Cube is Creation Body (adapted)
Action
Every player reveals their hand; all things are put into play. Each player chooses which thing to be put into play next. If the thing cannot be put into play, discard it.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Martians Enslave Earth (adapted)
Thing - Event
Things cannot be played from the hand for any player.
It Never Existed
Action
You can only play this card if a thing was destroyed this turn. Target thing is removed from play and onto the discard pile without having been destroyed. (Effects of the thing cease as usual, but "at destruction" events are not triggered.)
Mutual Assured Destruction
Thing - Metaphysical Object
If any thing is destroyed, destroy all things in play. You choose the order in which the things are destroyed. (If Mutual Assured Destruction is destroyed, then a thing was destroyed.)
Clockwork Mouse (adapted)
Thing - Creature
Animal.
Turn action: Give control of Clockwork Mouse to a random opponent.
Tinker (adapted)
Action
Destroy a thing. The controller of that thing may put another thing into play form their hand.
Inventive Streak (adapted)
Action
Play an extra thing then draw a card.
Timely Retreat
Action - Free Reaction
Return target thing to its owner's hand. If the thing is controlled by more than one person, instead move the thing to the discard pile.
First Up Against The Wall
Action
Destroy the alphabetically-earliest Thing.
Federation Ambush (adapted)
Action
The player with most things must destroy half of them, rounding down.
Psychiatry
Action
Choose a player and a card type. The player discards all cards of that type. If there is no card of the type, the player draws two cards.
Xenomorph Eggs (adapted)
Thing - Object
Living.
When this card comes into play, transfer control of it to target player.
At every beginning of your turn, put an egg counter on this card.
Global action: [Remove an egg counter.] Destroy an animate that shares a controller with Xenomorph Eggs.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Garbageman
Thing - Human
When Garbageman comes into play, destroy it and draw a card. You may play another thing this turn.
Blood Hunger (adapted)
Thing - Ethereal Object
Supernatural.
When this card comes into play, target player gains control of Blood Hunger.
Whenever your turn ends, you must either eliminate yourself, discard a card from your hand, or destroy a thing under your control other than this card.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)
Educated Stupid (adapted)
Action
Destroy any number of things you control.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Evil Cubeless Singularity (adapted)
Thing - Metaphysical Object
At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a thing they control. If the player has no things to destroy, the player destroys Evil Cubeless Singularity instead.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Paperweight
Thing - Object
Place this Thing on top of another thing you control. If for any reason the equipped thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
Card by Drock
Minefield (adapted)
Thing - Object
Action: Destroy a random thing in play.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Drock)
Infiltration
Thing - Event
When Infilitration comes into play, gain control over target thing.
(If anyone would gain or lose control over Infilitration, they would also gain or lose control over the targetted thing.)
Action: Discard two cards from your hand to destroy Infiltration.
Foreign Holiday (adapted)
Action
In the cramped confines of the ship's hold, each player may only take one thing with them. Those left are destroyed.
Space Kraken Attack
Action
All players destroy one thing.
Card by Zarba
Bribe (adapted)
Action
Transfer control of a thing to an opponent. Transfer to you the control of an animate of the same opponent.
Card by
Fuso (adapted by Kevan)
Hand modifiers
Deadly Word Virus (adapted)
Action
Destroy a thing you control to pass this card to player of your choice. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Phogon Looter
Thing - Intelligent Humanoid
Turn Action: Name a card. If any opponent has it in hand, they must hand it to you.
Card by Zarba
Lost Luggage
Thing - Event
Every player reveals his hand and removes the cards from the game. When Lost Luggage leaves play, return the cards to the respective players' hands.
Global action: Add a time counter to Lost Luggage. If the number of counters becomes two or greater, destroy Lost Luggage.
Interception
Action - Free Reaction
Play only when a player puts a card in his hand. The player must give the card to you. If there is no clear single last card that this effect applies to, take a random one of the last drawn cards.
Heist
Action - Free Reaction
Play only when a thing is put into play. The thing is instead put into play under your control. Transfer control of a thing you own to the same player.
Treasure Map
Thing - Object
Action: Destroy this card. Name a card, search for it in the draw pile and put it in your hand. Shuffle the draw pile afterwards.
Card by Zarba
Mesmerism (adapted)
Action
Target player reveals his/her hand to you and only you. Take a card from that player's hand then give the same player a card from your hand.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)
Pascal's Wager
Thing - Metaphysical Event
Superntural.
Pacal's Wager cannot be destroyed while there's another thing under your conrol. If Pascal's Wager leaves play and there are no other things under your control, draw five cards.
Note from the Future
Action
Supernatural.
The first time you play this card, you may look at every Opponent's hand, then take a card of your choice from anywhere in the game and put it into your hand. If you play this card, you may not win the game until after you have played it again.
Cybernetic Eyepatch
Thing - Object
Mechanical.
You can hold two more cards in your hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.
Card by Zarba
Bionic Eyepatch
Thing - Object
Action: View a chosen opponent's hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.
Stop Hogging The Equipment (adapted)
Thing - Metaphysical Entity
When Stop Hogging The Equipment is in play, all hand sizes are reduced by two.
Draw Cards
Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy
Action
Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.
Secret Plot
Action
If you discard this card at any time outside your discard phase, draw three cards.
Card by Tyrethali
Free Trade
Action
Target opponent draws and reveals a number of cards equal to his hand size and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's hand, and one to the discard pile. (The cards count as drawn cards for other effects and the three piles does therefore not necessarily contain a total of cards equal to the hand size.)
Theory to End All Theories (Adapted)
Action
Search the discard pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random.
Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)
Scholar
Thing - Human
Free action: Draw a card and transfer control of Scholar to an opponent.
Change of Address
Thing - Event
Whenever the player that is after you in the turn order is to draw a card, you draw instead. Whenever you are to draw a card, the player after you in the turn order draws instead.
Back to the Drawing Board (adapted)
Action - Event
Discard any number of cards, then draw one card for each card lost.
Blockade
Action - Free Reaction
This card can only be played at the beginning of a turn. Target player may not draw any cards this turn.
Christmas Bonus
Action
Draw an extra card for each card already drawn this turn. (The starting hand is technically not drawn on the first turn.)
Gnomish Investors
Thing - Intelligent Humanoid
At the beginning of your turn, place a cash counter on this card if there's at least one cash counter on it.
Action: [Discard X cards.] Put X cash counters on this card.
Action: [Remove X cash counters from this card.] Draw X cards.
Teacher's Attention
Thing - Event
The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to.
Free Trade
Action
Target opponent draws five cards and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's han, and one to the discard pile.
Recycling
Thing - Event
Free reaction: [a non-animate thing leaves play] Draw a card.
Global action:
Discard your hand and destroy Recycling.
Gravedigger
Thing - Human
Free reaction: [an animate leaves play] Draw a card.
Revealing the Master Plan (adapted)
Action
Draw until you have a number of cards in your hand equal to your hand size; show your hand to all players.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)
Perpeptual Motion Machine
Thing
Mechanical, Supernatural.
When Perpeptual Motion Machine comes into play, any player may discard two cards to destroy it.
Action: Draw two cards.
Spinning Bits
Action
Target thing gains the ability "Turn action: Draw a Card" until the end of this game.
Goblin Factory
Thing - Object
Mechanical, Structure.
Global free action: [Discard two cards from your hand] Draw one card.
Teddy Bear (adapted)
Thing - Object
Free action: Use only at the beginning of your turn. Draw an extra card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. If it was a thing, destroy Teddy Bear.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)
Word Enslaves Human Mind
Action
Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one.
Discard Cards
Evil Word Pedants (adapted)
Thing - Human
Whenever a thing is put into play, its controller must discard a card or destroy the thing.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Kevan)
Sink Plunger
Action
Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand.
Card by Kevan and Raven
Space Ninjas! (adapted)
Action
Name a card type (e.g. Action, Thing, Animate, Free action). All players reveal their hands and discard all cards of that type.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Amigo)
Cutting Losses
Action
All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.
"Oh, that's not fair."
Card by Dorba
Amorous Cats (adapted)
Thing - Creature
Animal.
Every player with a non-empty hand must discard a card at the end of his or her turn.
Card by
Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)
God Lets Little Children Starve (adapted)
Action
The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand. In the case of a tie, all players with the least amount discards their hands.
