Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Cards 1-100

Cards 101-200

Cards 201-300

Cards 301-400

Cards 401-500

Cards 501-600

Cards 601-700

Cards 701-800

Cards 801-900

Cards 901-1000

Cards 1001-1100

Cards 1101-1200

Cards 1201-1300

Cards 1301-1400

Cards 1401-1500

Cards 1501-1600

Cards 1601-1700

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700.

Runaway Steamroller

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token.

Card by Kevan

Corner

Thing

"-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

I Am The Wisest Human Of All

Action

The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

God Lets Little Children Starve

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

7G

Paradox bomb

Thing

Action: Destroy target universe. If there are no universes in play, then destroy all Things instead.

Card by Bucky

Crossed Wires

Thing

Each player may use the Action abilities of Things controlled by their opponents, but may not use those of Things they control themselves.

Card by Kevan

Blender

Action

Take X amount of cards, where X is the amount of cards you discard when you play this, and combine some part of each of their effects onto a new card, and put that card into play.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Ye Olde English

Thing

Thou shalt not play cardes of the vermilion colour. Thou shalt collect four score energetick tokeyns and prevail over thy opponentes.

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Geez, I wish you could stop that ridiculous Shakespeare imitation.

Card by Zt

Jesus Christ Himself

Thing

Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to generate 10 food tokens.
Action: Replace all water tokens with wine tokens.
Action: Return a living thing from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Zt

Time Bubble Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing and skip your next two turns.

Card by Zt

Tower of Babylon

Thing

Seperate all things into play into X groups, where X is the number of players. All groups must contain the same amount of things, or as close as possible. Then, give each player a group. That is their new feild. All player's things and actions do not affect cards besides their own while this card is in play.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Babyloon

Thing

All things in play are considered Loony Babies. Loony Babies things may not affect other things with their effects besides themself.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Baaabylon

Thing

All things in play are now sheep.
Action: Discard a sheep of yours, draw a card.

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Yum!

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

All The Little Things I Own

Thing

Play with your hand revealed. All things in your hand are considered to be in your hand AND in play. (They can be discarded and destroyed. They count towards hand size limit.)

Card by Zt

Poltergeist

Thing

Action: Choose two physically tangible, inanimate things controlled by two different players. They swap controller.

Card by Zt

The Spanish Inquisition

Action

Play this during your opponent's turn, shout: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!", take a living non-token thing in play and burn it. (If you don't have a lighter, ask your neighbour.)

Card by Zt

Mnemonic Device

Thing

As long as this card is in play, each time a player plays a card, he must say one word that rhymes with either the first or last word in the title of the card.

Card by Gimlear

Elton John Stole My Wallet

Action

Before playing this, say "Action" or "Thing". Target player discards all actions or things then. (Depending on what you said.)

Card by Zt

Paper Dragon

Thing

Action: Eliminate an opponent with no cards in her hand.

Card by Zt

By The Same Token

Thing

Whenever one of your tokens is destroyed, destroy an opponent's token.

Card by Zt

8G

Do-it-yourself kit

Thing

Action: You may play an extra Thing this turn.

Card by Bucky

9G

Mind games.

Thing

Action: Target opponent selects a card from their hand. Then, you name a card. Your opponent reveals the card they selected; if it's the one you named, move it to your hand.

Card by Bucky

The Pointless Game

Thing

As long as this card is in play, whenever a thing with a color in the title is played, any player other than the one who played it may say the word "Beetle" followed by the color; however, if the color is red, he must say "Beaver Cleaver". This action is called "calling cards". No player may call a card unless it was the last card played. When a player correctly calls a card, he gains 1 Pointless token and the thing is destroyed. When at least one player has at least 10 Pointless tokens, the player with the most Pointless tokens wins the game.

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Beaver Cleaver!

Card by Gimlear

Chu-Chu

Thing

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Minna-hikkoshi!

Action

Exchange hands with another player.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Up!

Action

Draw three cards.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Down!

Action

Target player discards a random card.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

This Card Won't Let You Win

Thing

If you can read or pronounce this without accent, you are propably an English native speaker.

Card by Zt

You Will Never Dance Alone

Thing

Whenever you put tokens into play with another card, this card generates the same amount of tokens with the same type and name.

Card by Zt

Fat Old Pervert

Thing

All opponents play with their hands revealed.

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Mrs. Johnson started to realise that her neighbour's interest in astronomy was nothing but a cheap pretext.

Card by Zt

1H

Easter Egg

Thing

When you play Easter Egg, gain a Candy token.

Card by Bucky

2H

10-Ton Weight

Thing

When you play 10-Ton Weight, you may destroy a Thing.

Card by Bucky

3H

Fun with Tokens

Thing

When you play this, choose a Thing from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. All Tokens are copies of that Thing while Fun with Tokens remains in play.

Card by Bucky

Porn Movie Factory

Thing

Whenever a female thing is in play, destroy this.
Action: Gain 2 money tokens.

Card by Zt

Michael Jackson Kidnapped My Monkey

Action

Gain control of a living thing in play or search an opponent's hand for a living thing card and take it in your hand if he/she has one.

Card by Zt

Empire of Fast Food

Thing

Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy a money-related thing you control to gain a fast food token.
Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to become fat.
As long as you are fat, opponents can't target you or your things in any way and you cannot draw cards. When this leaves play, you stop being fat.

Card by Zt

Russian Roulette

Action

Every player starting on your left rolls a die, anybody who rolls a one is eliminated. if everybody is eliminated the on who played this is the winner

Card by gill_smoke

D-1

Last days

Action

Remove all things in the discard pile from play. Create a zombie token for each Thing removed this way.

Card by gill_smoke

2sDay

Mardi Gras

Action

Remove all action cards in the discard pile from play. Create a bead token for each Action removed this way.

Card by gill_smoke

4H

Crate

Thing

You may play up to three extra things the turn you play this.

Card by Bucky

5H

Spring

Thing

When you play this, return a non-token Thing you control to your hand.

Card by Bucky

6H

Gift Bag

Thing

When you play this, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

Birthday Demand

Action

Each of your opponents must either give you control of a Thing they control, give you a Thing card from their hand, or lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Reverse Engineering

Action

Play in response to an Action ability - this card's text becomes a copy of the Action ability's text.

Card by Kevan

Tetris Attack

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, if its owner controls four or more Things, they must destroy four Things they control.

Card by Kevan

Necromancer

Thing

Comes into play with 5 zombie tokens<br\>Action: Gain control of target undead. <br\>Action: Create zombie token.

Card by gill_smoke

U1

Unicorn

Thing

As long as you control Unicorn you may not control any undead, if you do destroy Unicorn. Action: play a living thing from your hand

Card by gill_smoke

Z1

Ancient Zombie

Thing

If targeted by an opponents Action flip a coin if heads it fails.
Action: destroy target living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Math Teacher

Thing

When this comes into play, choose two numbers. The first number is replaced with the second number on all cards (also cards not in play). This effect ends as soon as this card leaves play.

Card by Zt

Playing God

Action

Create a new card with title and text of your choice. Put it at the bottom of the draw pile.

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Yes, it can be related to winning.

Card by Zt

7H

Spike

Thing

Play into an opponent's control. That opponent discards a card at random.

Card by Bucky

8H

Grappling hook

Thing

When you play this, gain control of target physical Thing.

Card by Bucky

9H

Memory

Thing

When you play this, play an Action from the discard pile, then shuffle that Action into the deck.

Card by Bucky

Ghast

Thing

if you have any undead in play this card comes into play with 3 ghoul tokens.

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"What's the difference between a ghoul and a zombie? Ghouls are harder to kill" -Van Helsing

Card by gill_smoke

G3

Ghoul

Thing

if you have any undead in play it comes into play with 3 zombie tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Z3

Zombie Knight

Thing

Comes into play with three armor tokens. Whenever zombie knight would be destroyed remove an armor token instead. Action ability may only be played if there is another undead in play.
Action: Destroy target living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Skyrr's Blowback

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, then destroy all Things you control apart from this one.

Card by Kevan

Cutpurse

Thing

Action: Gain control of a token.

Card by Kevan

Illuminati Freemason Bolshevik Reptilian Telepathic Extraterrestrial 911 World Conspiracy

Thing

Nobody may look at your hand or take cards from it.
Opponents' things are controlled by their usual controller and by you.

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They control EVERYTHING.

Card by Zt

Snoop Doggy Dogg Insulted Me

Reaction

Play this in response to an action. Replace the words "target player", "target thing", "a player" and "a thing" in the action's text with "your mother".

Card by Zt

Tsunami

Action

Destroy all things in play except things that can be considered to fly.

Card by Zt

Negitive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Replace all living things with a Zombie token.<br\> Every undead adds the folowing text "Action: destroy target living thing."

Card by gill_smoke

Positive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Destroy all undead.<br\> All living things add the following text"Action destroy target undead."

Card by gill_smoke

Hell

Thing Universe

While in play All players must discard a card or destroy a thing to play an action ablity.

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"Those things are ment to be temporary, Only suffering lasts forever" -Asmodous

Card by gill_smoke

Weirdo Universe

Thing Universe

As long as this is in play, all other Things in play have the following text replaced:
replace: -> with:
living thing -> non-living thing
random -> target
win/s -> lose/s

Card by Zt

9G

Gravity Cannon

Thing

Action and Thing: Eliminate target opponent. Every player may use this ability.

Card by Zt

Rickroll

Thing

Play in response to an Action ability. That Action ability is cancelled, and the Thing it belongs to is destroyed and replaced by this card.

Card by Kevan

Nerd!

Nerd Parliament

Thing

Action Abilities cannot destroy other things you control.

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No and no!

Card by Zt

The Ghosts Will Deceive Their Master

Thing

Immediately before this comes into play, destroy a thing.
As long as this is in play, you cannot destroy things except this one.

Card by Zt

1GG

Lord of the Forest

Thing

Whenever a non-token thing is destroyed, you may draw a card.

Card by Zt

NecroTech Dart Gun

Thing

Action: Create three dart tokens on this card.
Action: Destroy any number of dart tokens on this card to replace an equivalent number of zombies with human tokens.

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Enough is enough, Gill.

Card by Pongo

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Thing

For every action each player performs and thing they play, destroy a thing belonging to you. You may only destroy this card with this card when you are unable to destroy any more things with this card.

Card by Pongo

Sneaky Planting

Action

Place a thing in your hand under the control of another player.

Card by Pongo

All-Purpose Repair Kit

Thing

If one of your Things is destroyed, you may choose to destroy this in its place. The saved Thing must be a physical object and not a creature.

Card by Tweed Cap

Mario World

Thing Universe

Any player may use this card's action ability. While this card is in play, anytime you would be eliminated turn in an extra life token instead.<br\>Action: Exchange 100 money tokens for an extra life token.

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Processing Plant

Thing - Terrain

Action Destroy any number of undead create a black energy token for each zombie destroyed in this way.

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"Black is the new green"

Card by gill_smoke

Think Tank

Action

Each Zombie token in play may be exchanged for a money token as the owner of the token desires.

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"Black is the new green"

Card by gill_smoke

Robert Mugabe

Thing

Every vote you cast counts one million times.

Card by Pongo

Technopoly

Thing

When this comes into play, give each player a Robot token. Action: Create a number of tokens of any type, equal to the number of Robot tokens you control. Any player may perform this action.

Card by Kevan

Pea Shooter

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing you control, to force a chosen opponent to choose and destroy a Thing they control.

Card by Kevan

Morphic Resonance

Action

Choose a player; they select two Things they control. Pick one at random and replace the other with a copy of it.

Card by Kevan

Soullessness

Thing

When Soullessness comes into play, choose a player for it to affect. As long as Soullessness is in play, the affected player is immune from card-created win conditions and lose conditions. He can still win if everyone else loses or lose if someone else wins.

Card by Tweed Cap

Overrun

Action

Pick an opponent. If you have ten more non-token Things than that opponent has Things, then that opponent is eliminated.

Card by Kevan

Rapid Fire

Action

You may play three more Actions this turn, provided that they are all Action abilities.

Card by Kevan

Malachite Obelisk

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the player may play two Actions this turn instead of one, but cannot play a Thing. If it comes up tails, the player may play two Things this turn instead of one, but cannot play an Action.

Card by Tweed Cap

Pocket Universe

Thing

Cards you control or have in your hand can't affect or be affected by cards not controlled or held by you.

Card by Zaratustra

Squash Court

Thing

When this card is put in the discard pile, whoever controlled it last may destroy a Thing. That Thing's owner discards a card.

Card by Zaratustra

Rush

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws a card and immediately plays it. If it cannot be played, it is discarded.

Card by Zaratustra

Energy Vortex

Action

Remove all energy tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Recession

Action

Remove all money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Mafia run casino

Thing

May be played on another player.
Controller can no longer discard any cards if Owner's hand contains Owner's hand size number of cards Owner can no longer draw.

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"The house stands"
"You can't do that"
"I said, the house stands"

Card by gill_smoke