Difference between revisions of "Procrastination deck"
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==Card List== | ==Card List== | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Stockpile | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Create a Stockpile on this card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Stockpile | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Create a Stockpile on this card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Stockpile | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Create a Stockpile on this card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Stockpile | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Create a Stockpile on this card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Stockpile | |title=Stockpile | ||
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|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | |text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | ||
|flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | |flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Petty Theft | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | |||
|flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Petty Theft | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | |||
|flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Petty Theft | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | |||
|flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Petty Theft | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. | |||
|flavortext=It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Paperweight | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. | |||
|flavortext="Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary." | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Paperweight | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. | |||
|flavortext="Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary." | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect. | |text=A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect. | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Jackpot | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=All players draw 3 cards. | |||
|flavortext="Cha-ching!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Jackpot | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=All players draw 3 cards. | |||
|flavortext="Cha-ching!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Jackpot | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=All players draw 3 cards. | |||
|flavortext="Cha-ching!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Jackpot | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=All players draw 3 cards. | |||
|flavortext="Cha-ching!" | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|text=Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card. | |text=Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card. | ||
|flavortext="When will that thing stop exploding?!" | |flavortext="When will that thing stop exploding?!" | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Sinkhole | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Destroy 1 Thing. | |||
|flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Sinkhole | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Destroy 1 Thing. | |||
|flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Sinkhole | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Destroy 1 Thing. | |||
|flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Sinkhole | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Destroy 1 Thing. | |||
|flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|text=Destroy 1 Thing. | |text=Destroy 1 Thing. | ||
|flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | |flavortext=Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Statue | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | |flavortext="Must... play... more... Statues!" | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Shark Attack | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent discards 1 card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Shark Attack | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent discards 1 card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Shark Attack | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent discards 1 card. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Shark Attack | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent discards 1 card. | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|text=Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand. | |text=Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand. | ||
|flavortext="This place gives me the willies at night." | |flavortext="This place gives me the willies at night." | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Desperation | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. | |||
|flavortext=One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation. | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn. | |text=You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn. | ||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Indulgence | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pickpocket | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pickpocket | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pickpocket | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pickpocket | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. | |||
}} | }} | ||
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|title=Pandemonium | |title=Pandemonium | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, | |text=Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom. | ||
|flavortext=Best card ever. | |flavortext=Best card ever. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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|text=A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) | |text=A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Peeping Tom | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Peeping Tom | |||
|type=Action | |||
|text=A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card |
Revision as of 16:20, 21 March 2008
Procrastination | |
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Designer | Drock |
Date | 21/03/2008 |
Players | 2+ |
This deck has not been categorised. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page. |
The name of the game in Procrastination is outlasting your opponents. To win, you must be the only player left with cards in play and/or in your hand.
Special Rules
1. Players are able to create Stockpiles of cards. in order to create a Stockpile, one must play the Stockpile card. One can then stack a card onto the Stockpile card instead of playing an Action. You can stack an infinite number of cards on a Stockpile. If you are in a jam during your turn, you may pick a card from your Stockpile and play it. Stockpiles must be face-up and can be rooted through by any player at any time. If a player draws the Stockpile Thing card, but already has a Stockpile in play, he or she may shuffle the card back into the deck and draw again. If a Stockpile Thing card has been in play for at least 2 turns, but doesn't have anything stacked on it, it is destroyed.
2. A player loses if they meet both these conditions: 1. The player has no cards in play, including in their Stockpile. 2. The player has no cards in his or her hand.
Card List
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
"Cha-ching!"
"Oh, that's not fair."
"When will that thing stop exploding?!"
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"
"This place gives me the willies at night."
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
Best card ever.