Procrastination deck

Procrastination deck
Designer	Drock
Date	21/03/2008
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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The name of the game in Procrastination is outlasting your opponents. To win, you must be the only player left with cards in play and/or in your hand.

Special Rules

1. Players are able to create Stockpiles of cards. in order to create a Stockpile, one must play the Stockpile card. One can then stack a card onto the Stockpile card instead of playing an Action. You can stack an infinite number of cards on a Stockpile. If you are in a jam during your turn, you may pick a card from your Stockpile and play it. Stockpiles must be face-up and can be rooted through by any player at any time. If a player draws the Stockpile Thing card, but already has a Stockpile in play, he or she may shuffle the card back into the deck and draw again.

2. A player loses if they meet both these conditions: 1. The player has no cards in play. 2. The player has no cards in his or her hand.

Card List

Stockpile

Thing

Create a Stockpile on this card.

Instant Gratification

Thing

Action: Draw 1 card.

Petty Theft

Action

Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

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It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.

Paperweight

Thing

Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

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"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."

Minefield

Thing

Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield.

Sabotage

Action

A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect.

Jackpot

Action

All players draw 3 cards.

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"Cha-ching!"

Cutting Losses

Action

All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.

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"Oh, that's not fair."

Time Bomb

Thing

Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card.

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"When will that thing stop exploding?!"

Sinkhole

Action

Destroy 1 Thing.

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Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.

Statue

Thing

"Must... play... more... Statues!"

Shark Attack

Action

A chosen opponent discards 1 card.

Lightning Storm

Action

All players destroy 1 of their own Things.

Undersea Treasure Box

Thing

Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row.

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"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"

Sculpture Garden

Thing

Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand.

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"This place gives me the willies at night."

Desperation

Action

If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards.

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One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.

Indulgence

Thing

You can play 2 Actions during your turn.

Pickpocket

Action

Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.

Pandemonium

Action

Take your Stockpile and play every card in it.

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Best card ever.