Miami Beach Fight deck

Miami Beach Fight
Designer	Natanz - natanzz hotmail.com
Date	5/01/2008 - Still alive!
Players	2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. You get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!

Testing: Experiment with how many Cards of each Action type you want in play. Hint: don't use all Special Events and Reactions.

Feel free to add your own ideas & take a look at the discussion page.

Features & Upcoming Features

This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!

Characters perform special action for you: your Lover steals money, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, Random Beach Chicks distracts enemy characters, etc.

You have to get rid of every different character in a different way.

Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.

To do list

5 is highest priority

5 Add more Characters

5 Add new Actions for Characters.

4 Get feedback [see discussion page]

4 New ideas

2 Rewrite the instructions [last step]

2 Test the game

1 Add Actions - Attacks [Done for now] 1 Add Actions - Special Events [Done for now]

Glossary

'She' means she/he, it's not just for women. It's emancipated!

KO = destroy

Cards

Special Events Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card. When it's the top card of the pile, play it immediately. If you get one in round 1, ignore it and shuffle it back into the pile.

Action - (Character) Re-Action Cards can't be played in your turn, but only as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card, or an attack from Surf Chick.

Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.

Action - Lover Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Lover.

etc, you get it.

Players

Each player starts with 10 HP.

AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they HP – 2.

Gameplay

If you attack with Action - Attack cards or Surf Chick, choose who you want to attack: the player, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an Action - Reaction Card. She can't defend with other characters, unless she has an Action - Character Reaction card that says so.

You have to get rid of characters you can't attack in other ways.

You can transfer Friends to enemies. This can be a strategy if you want to keep an enemy alive for now.

Things (For about 2 Players)

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Fat Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Girl Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her lover, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Generic Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Generic Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Guy Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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You insulted your Friend yesterday, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Guy Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Hot Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

AP 3 HP 5

Surf Chick

Thing

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. Surf Chick doesn't automatically heal. You can have 1 Surf Chick.

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She was surfing a huge wave, so pay 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

AP 3 HP 5

Surf Chick

Thing

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn. Surf Chick doesn't automatically heal. You can have 1 Surf Chick.

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She was surfing a huge wave, so pay 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

HP 5

Lover

Thing - Lover

Your lover can perform Action - Lover Actions.

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Hi!

HP 5

Lover

Thing - Lover

Your lover can perform Action - Lover Actions.

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Hi!

HP 4

Random Beach Chick

Thing - Random Beach Chick

She can perform Action - Random Beach Chick Actions.

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

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Where are you from?

HP 6

Convertible

Thing

Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

HP 6

Convertible

Thing

Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

AP 2 each turn

Choke Hold

Thing

Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or after 2 turns if the player has Surf Chick, or when the player attacks you.

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Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

200

Money

Thing

$200

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This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

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This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

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This helps

Action - Attacks

AP 2

Lazy Push

Action - Attack

You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

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I'm so smart

AP 2

Lazy Push

Action - Attack

You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

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I'm so smart

AP 3

Beach Chair Slam

Action - Attack

You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

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I saw it coming… but it was too fast.

AP 3

Beach Chair Slam

Action - Attack

You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

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I saw it coming… but it was too fast.

AP 2

Ninja Attack

Action - Attack

You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's friends and past Surf Chick and directly attack your enemy.

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Hey, how did you get here?

AP 2

Drink This!

Action - Attack

You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.

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This is taking too long.

AP 4

Palm Tree Kick

Action - Attack

You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.

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Hey, where's the monkey?!

AP 3

Triple Kicks in the Nuts

Action - Attack

-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --

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Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.

Action - Friend

Seduce

Action - Friend

A Friend seduces an enemy's friend, and she's now on your side.

This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.

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Hey

A Surprise

Action - Friend

A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.

Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.

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What's going on?

Action - Lover

HP+3

Kisses

Action - Lover

Your lover kisses you or Surf Chick.

She then moves to a random player for variation, who also gets HP+3.

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Mmmmmm

AP 3

Lover Attack

Action - Lover

Your lover slaps your enemy in the face. Enemy's Friends & Surf Chicks won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and your enemy goes HP+1, because you know... Your lover is now on your enemy's side!

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Enemy: Haha!

Cheating?

Action - Lover

Your lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy and steals 2 Money cards.

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Exactly how far did you go?

Betrayal!

Action - Lover Reaction

You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.

2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover, destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).

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Sorry? Don't leave!

Action - Random Beach Chick

-$200

Strip Show

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.

Of course, this costs you $ 200.

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It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $2000!

Action - Random Beach Chick

To do

Action - Convertible

Escape

Action

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!

Turn this Card upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.

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Maybe she'll go out with me?

Escape

Action

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!

Turn this Card upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.

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Maybe she'll go out with me?

Desperate Move

Action

You run your car into a Surf Chick or another Convertible.

This destroys your car and target Thing HP - 4.

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Just shut up

Action

HP+4

Hospital

Action

You can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.

If you use this on a Friend or Surf Chick, turn them upside down for 2 turns.

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Good thing I have my Friends.

-$100

Revenge of the Nerds

Action

You hire a nerd for $ 100 and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.

Enemy money - $ 100.

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I always wondered what they were good for.

HP+4

Life Guard

Action

An extremely ugly life guard sees you're KO and gives you CPR.

You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO.

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Volleyball isn't worth this.

Action - Reaction

Enemy AP-1

Towel Defense

Action - Reaction

You use your towel to defend yourself.

It's not very effective.

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How does Jackie Chan do that?

HP-1

Hide in a Sun Umbrella

Action - Reaction

You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.

As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.

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Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...

Enemy AP-2

Excuse

Action - Reaction

You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.

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Pretty smart of me, isn't it?

8 Months

Action - Reaction

Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --

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She hopes it's a girl

Pay Off

Action - Reaction

You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: if the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.

AP3

Volleyball Trip & Kick

Action - Reaction

You kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.

Of course you kick her when she's down.

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He he

HP-2

Sand Throw

Action - Reaction

You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she can't attack her next turn.

A crab in the sand bites you.

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Why can't I see?!

Action - Special Events

Wind

Thing - Special Events

The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.

Play this card now! When it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money, this event happens and destroy this card.

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Get back here!

Super Wave

Action - Special Events

The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.

Play this card now!

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Hey, where are you going?!

Shark Attack

Action - Special Events

Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.

Nobody can attack for 1 round. Play this card immediately when you get it.

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Wow, cool!

Orca Attack

Action - Special Events

Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!

Play this card now!

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Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!

Flying Net

Action - Special Events

The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for.

Nobody can attack and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!

Play this card as soon as you see it!

Hot Babes

Action - Special Events

Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.

Play this card in your next turn.

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Hiya

Sun Burn

Action - Special Events

Only you have put on sun lotion.

Everyone else gets HP - 1!

Play this card as soon as you get it.

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SPF 100!

HP - 2

Tsunami

Action - Special Events

A tsunami hits the beach and sends a whale shark flying at you.

Play this card as soon as you get it.

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Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!

Falling Satellite Parts

Action - Special Events

A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Friends, Surf Chick, Lovers and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Play this card as soon as you get it.

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That is... unusual