Miami Beach Fight deck

Miami Beach Fight deck
Designer	Natanz - natanzz hotmail.com
Date	5/01/2008
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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You're on vacation in Miami with 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone wants to use the volleyball field! You know what to do, KO them all so you can play! (Let's assume you've never played volleyball and don't know you need 4-12 players for the game)

Natanz: don't edit anything yet, I'm adding a lot more new info soon.

Features

This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!

In this fighting game you don't get to hide behind Friends - much fighting is directly player to player.

Friends can perform special action for you.

Glossary

'She' means she/he, it's not just for women. It's emancipated!

KO = destroy

Cards

Action - Re-Action Cards can only be played as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card.

You have no choice in when you play the Action – Special Events. When you play them is mentioned on the card, sometimes this is during an opponent's turn. They don't count as an Action.

Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.

Players

Each player starts with 10 HP.

AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they HP –2.

Friends

You can't attack enemy's Friends. You can only attack a player, Surf Chick and Cars.

You can transfer Friends to enemies. This can be a strategy if you want to keep an enemy alive for now.

Some Action Cards require that you have a Friend. Surf Chick doesn't count as a Friend.

Card List

HP 2

Friend

Thing - Friend

When you're attacked, your Friend will automatically defend you. You can have 2 Friends. Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends can't do damage.

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Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

AP 3 HP 5

Surf Chick

Thing

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard. Use every other turn only. Surf Chick doesn't automatically heal. You can have 1 Surf Chick.

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She was surfing a huge wave, so pay 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

HP 5

Lover

Thing - Lover

Your lover can perform Action - Lover Actions.

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Hi!

HP 6

Convertible

Thing

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down! Turn this Card upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2. Action (up side down): Pay 200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

AP 2 each turn

Choke Hold

Thing

Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or after 2 turns if the player has Surf Chick, or when the player attacks you.

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Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!

100

Money

Thing

$100

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Nothing to buy with just $100

200

Money

Thing

$200

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This helps.

AP 2

Lazy push

Action - Attack

You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

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Why would I do all the work?

AP 3

Beach Chair Slam

Action - Attack

You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

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I saw it coming… but it was too fast.

AP 2

Ninja Attack

Action - Attack

You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's friends and past Surf Chick and directly attack your enemy.

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Hey, how did you get here?

AP 2

Drink This!

Action - Attack

You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.

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This is taking too long.

AP 4

Palm Tree Kick

Action - Attack

You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.

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Hey, where's the monkey?!

AP 3

Triple Kicks in the nuts

Action - Attack

-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --

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Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.

-$200

Strip Show

Action - Friend

A Friend strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn. Of course, this costs you $ 200.

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Friend: It wasn't such a bad idea anyway. I made $2000!

Seduce

Action - Friend

A Friend seduces an enemy's friend, who's now on your side.

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Hey

A surprise

Action - Friend

A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy. Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.

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What's going on?

HP+3

Kisses

Action - Lover

Your lover kisses you or Surf Chick.

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Mmmmmm

AP 2

Lover Attack

Action - Lover

Your lover slaps your enemy in the face. Enemy's Friends & Surf Chicks won't attack her, because they all used to date her!

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Hey, attack her!

HP+4

Hospital

Action

You can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns. If you use this on a Friend or Surf Chick, turn them upside down for 2 turns.

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Good thing I have my Friends.

-$100

Revenge of the nerds

Action

You hire a nerd for $ 100 and he hacks into your enemy's bank account. Enemy money - $ 100.

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I always wondered what they were good for.

HP+4

Life Guard

Action

An extremely ugly life guard sees you're KO and gives you CPR.
You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO.

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Volleyball isn't worth this.

Enemy AP-1

Action - Reaction

You use your towel to defend yourself. It's not very effective.

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How does Jackie Chan do that?

HP-1

Hide in a sun umbrella

Action - Reaction

You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you. As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.

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Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...

Enemy AP-2

Excuse

Action - Reaction

You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.

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Pretty smart of me, isn't it?

8 Months

Action - Reaction

Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --

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She hopes it's a girl

Pay off

Action - Reaction

You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: If the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.

AP3

Volleyball Trip & Kick

Action - Reaction

You kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it. Of course you kick her when she's down.

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Hehe

HP-2

Sand throw

Action - Reaction

You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she can't attack her next turn. A crab in the sand bites you.

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Why can't I see?!

Wind

Action - Special Events

The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded down.
Show this card to everyone as soon as you get it. When it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money, this event happens.

Super Wave

Action - Special Events

The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
This happens as soon as you see this card.

Shark Attack

Action - Special Events

Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches. Nobody can attack for 1 round. Play this card immediately when you get it.

Orca Attack

Action - Special Events

Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
This happens as soon as you see this card.

Flying Net

Action - Special Events

The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for.

Nobody can attack. The next round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back.

Play this card as soon as you see it!

Hot babes

Action - Special Events

Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack. Play this card in your next turn.

Sun Burn

Action - Special Events

Only you have put on sun lotion. Everyone else gets AP 1! Play this card as soon as you get it.

Tsunami

Action - Special Events

A tsunami hits the beach and sends a whale shark flying at you. Play this card as soon as you get it.