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Based on a hilarious [http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pyR_90RdOg Faux News investigation].
Based on a hilarious [http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pyR_90RdOg Faux News investigation].


==Special Rules==
===Goals===
A goal is a player's objective. Each player is assigned a goal at the beginning of the game, the rest are shuffled into the deck. If a goal is played, the player's previous goal is destroyed. Goals may not be destroyed in any other way. Goals may be played as either Actions or Things.
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==Card List==
==Card List==
{{card
|title=Hack MySpace
|type=Goal
|text=If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game.
|bgcolor=808080
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
|title="Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists
|type=Goal
|text=If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.
|bgcolor=808080
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
|title=Troll teh Internets
|type=Goal
|text=If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game.
|bgcolor=808080
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
|title=Bomb Sports Stadiums
|type=Goal
|text=If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.
|bgcolor=808080
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
{{card
|title=Hackers
|title=Hackers
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' If you have Steroids in play, take control of Seven Passwords, if it's in play. Discard Steroids.
|text='''Action:''' If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids.
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
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|title=Seven Passwords
|title=Seven Passwords
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Take control of MySpace Account, if it's in play. Discard Seven Passwords.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play.
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
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{{card
{{card
|title=Domestic Terrorists
|title=Domestic Terrorists
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
|title=Bomb Threat
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=
|text=
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|title=Exploding Van
|title=Exploding Van
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.<br />'''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists, Curtains and Dog in play, and Curtains or Dog is Lulzified, you win the game.
|text='''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
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|title=Close the Curtains
|title=Close the Curtains
|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Take control of Curtains, if it's in play. You do not need Lulz.
|text=Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
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|title=Curtains
|title=Curtains
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=This card must be played onto Lulz. Lulz must not be played onto any card already. It is not compulsory for Lulz to belong to you.
|text=
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
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|text=Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
|text=Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
|bgcolor=600
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Pongo
}}
{{card
|title=Security System
|type=Thing
|text=If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead.
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
}}
}}
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|title=Dog
|title=Dog
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may destroy Dog instead.
|text=If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead.
|bgcolor=006
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Pongo
|creator=Pongo
}}
}}

Revision as of 09:57, 5 January 2008

Hackers on Steroids deck
Designer Pongo
Date 29/12/2007
Players 2
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Based on a hilarious Faux News investigation.

Special Rules

Goals

A goal is a player's objective. Each player is assigned a goal at the beginning of the game, the rest are shuffled into the deck. If a goal is played, the player's previous goal is destroyed. Goals may not be destroyed in any other way. Goals may be played as either Actions or Things.

Card List

Hack MySpace
Goal
If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists
Goal
If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Troll teh Internets
Goal
If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Bomb Sports Stadiums
Goal
If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Hackers
Thing
Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids.
Card by Pongo
Steroids
Thing
Card by Pongo
Destroy; Die; Attack
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card by Pongo
MySpace Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card.
Card by Pongo
Seven Passwords
Thing
Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Internet Hate Machine
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both.
Card by Pongo
Domestic Terrorists
Thing
Card by Pongo
Bomb Threat
Thing
Card by Pongo
Exploding Van
Thing
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.
Card by Pongo
Secret Website
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both.
Card by Pongo
Harry Potter Spoiler Attack
Action
Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Lulz
Thing
Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
Card by Pongo
Close the Curtains
Action
Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Curtains
Thing
Card by Pongo
Buy a Dog
Action
Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Security System
Thing
If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead.
Card by Pongo
Dog
Thing
If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead.
Card by Pongo
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