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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pyR_90RdOg
Based on a hilarious [http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pyR_90RdOg Faux News investigation].


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|text='''Action:''' If you have Steroids in play, take control of Seven Passwords, if it's in play. Discard Steroids.
|text='''Action:''' If you have Steroids in play, take control of Seven Passwords, if it's in play. Discard Steroids.
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|text=Destroy a Thing.
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|text='''Action:''' Draw a card.
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|text='''Action:''' Take control of MySpace Account, if it's in play. Discard Seven Passwords.
|text='''Action:''' Take control of MySpace Account, if it's in play. Discard Seven Passwords.
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|text='''Action:''' Draw three cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Lulz, discard all three.
|text='''Action:''' Draw three cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Lulz, discard all three.
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|text='''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.<br />'''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists, Curtains and Dog in play, and Curtains or Dog is Lulzified, you win the game.
|text='''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.<br />'''Action:''' If you have Domestic Terrorists, Curtains and Dog in play, and Curtains or Dog is Lulzified, you win the game.
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|text='''Action:''' Draw three cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Seven Passwords, discard all three.
|text='''Action:''' Draw three cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Seven Passwords, discard all three.
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|text=Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.
|text=Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.
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|title=Lulz
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|text=Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz is returned to the hand of the player who played it.<br />'''<big>Action:''' Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.</big>
|text=Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.<br />'''<big>Action:''' Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.</big>
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|text=Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
|text=Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
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|text=You may either play this card onto Lulz if it is under your control (not just played onto one of your cards) or play it along with Lulz on a single turn. When played along with Lulz, both both your Action and your Thing for that turn are used up. You may not play this card without Lulz.
|text=You may either play this card onto Lulz if it is under your control (not just played onto one of your cards) or play it along with Lulz on a single turn. When played along with Lulz, both both your Action and your Thing for that turn are used up. You may not play this card without Lulz.
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|text=Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
|text=Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
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|text=If a card you own is targeted for destruction, you may destroy Dog instead.
|text=If a card you own is targeted for destruction, you may destroy Dog instead.
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Revision as of 12:22, 29 December 2007

Hackers on Steroids deck
Designer Pongo
Date 29/12/2007
Players ??
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page.

Based on a hilarious Faux News investigation.


Card List

Hackers
Thing
Action: If you have Steroids in play, take control of Seven Passwords, if it's in play. Discard Steroids.
Card by Pongo
Steroids
Thing
Card by Pongo
Destroy; Die; Attack
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card by Pongo
MySpace Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card.
Card by Pongo
Seven Passwords
Thing
Action: Take control of MySpace Account, if it's in play. Discard Seven Passwords.
Card by Pongo
Internet Hate Machine
Thing
Action: Draw three cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Lulz, discard all three.
Card by Pongo
Domestic Terrorists
Thing
Card by Pongo
Exploding Van
Thing
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy three things belonging to any one player along with Exploding Van.
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists, Curtains and Dog in play, and Curtains or Dog is Lulzified, you win the game.
Card by Pongo
Secret Website
Thing
Action: Draw three cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other two. If none are Seven Passwords, discard all three.
Card by Pongo
Harry Potter Spoiler Attack
Action
Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Lulz
Thing
Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.
Card by Pongo
Close the Curtains
Action
Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Curtains
Thing
You may either play this card onto Lulz if it is under your control (not just played onto one of your cards) or play it along with Lulz on a single turn. When played along with Lulz, both both your Action and your Thing for that turn are used up. You may not play this card without Lulz.
Card by Pongo
Buy a Dog
Action
Take control of Dog, if it's in play.
Card by Pongo
Dog
Thing
If a card you own is targeted for destruction, you may destroy Dog instead.
Card by Pongo
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