College Life deck

College Life deck
Designer	Conner, P. Courterier, J.
Date	21/10/2007
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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The Play

All players start the game with five cards dealt to the left of the dealer. To simulate the college/university selection process all players must pass one card to the player on their right. Once each player has passed and received their cards, the remaining cards are placed face down and the play begins with the person to the left of the dealer.

Card List

The Science Nerd

Person-Student

Can be played as senator. When effected with inebriation double the length of the effect period, however The Science Nerd only takes half the dice roll penalty.

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Resident Assistant

Person-Student

Resident Assistant (RA) is a student leader. When RA is played play one other student from hand, student is under automatic judicial sanction.

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"I do it for the room!" - Resident Assistant

Card by J. Courterier, P.Conner

Director of Student Life

Person-Administrator

When played, Director of Student Life (DSL) modifies all dice rolls relating to student government by -1.

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Dance-techno never sounded so good.

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Dr. PsychSci

Person-Faculty

When played can remove academic probation from target student. May also be played as an administrator, however Dr. PsychSci must abandon faculty status. May be played as a Thesis Advisor

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"Psychology is a science, damn it!" - Dr. PsychSci

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Chemistry Lab TA

Person-Faculty

When played player must place any student on the green on academic probation. May not be played as a thesis advisor.

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"Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA

Card by P. Conner

University President

Person-Administration

When University President is played all faculty and staff are tapped for 1d3 rounds.

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"Would you like a bottle of Cabernet?" - University President after a formal function

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Vice President of Academic Affairs

Person-Administrator

When played Vice President of Academic Affairs may place one student not in your control on the green into your hand

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"I hold your career in academia in the palm of my hand!" - Vice President of Academic Affairs

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Dr. Apathy

Person-Faculty

Must cause inebriation in target student when played.

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"As an undergrad I used to shoot bottles off the electron microscope" - Dr. Apathy

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Poly Sci Guy

Person-Student

Card by P. Conner

The Blonde

Person-Student

When played automatically becomes SG President for 2d6 rounds. The Blonde is a Student Leader. Cannot use SG President on The Blonde.

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"It takes too much thought to think" - Melanie

Card by J. Courterier, M. Shelton, P. Conner

SGA President

Person-Student

text=When played all Student Leaders are tapped for 1d3 rounds. Afterwords, this card can be tapped to provide protection to one Student Leader.

May not be played if The Blonde is SGA President.

Card by J. Courterier

The Cell Phone

Thing-Object

Target person can be tapped for 2d6 turns to play two people in a single turn. This effect is reusable.

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"You'll get a brain tumor!" - Students mother

Card by P. Conner

Acoustic Guitar

Thing-Object

May be played on any student or faculty member. When played on a student guitar may be used as a student activity. When played on a student, student gains student leader status.

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"Because alternative covers are better than air guitar...sometimes"

Card by P. Conner

Free T-Shirt

Thing-Object

Target student receives student leader status. If target student is tapped untap immediately. Student cannot be sent to discard pile. If a discard effect is played on student with Free T-Shirt caster takes both Student and Free T-Shirt back into hand.

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"Because pimpin' aint easy."

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

The Alluring Freshman

Thing-Relationship

Tap any two students you control on the quad. Roll 1d6 to determine the length of the relationship. Caster receives +1 to all rolls for duration of relationship. The Alluring Freshman counts as an additional student.

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"She was a punk who never took advice..."

Card by J. Courterier

Forbidden Love

Thing-Relationship

Tap one student and one administrator/faculty member. Pair forms relationship for 1d6 rounds. Caster receives +3 to all rolls for duration of relationship. Counts as either an additional student OR an additional administrator. If Scandal or Higher Education come into play, player skips one turn.

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"My Lab TA is sooo hottt!!!1"- Student Text Message

Card by J. Courterier

MP3 Player

Thing-Object

Allows caster to search the discard pile for any student card.

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"Hanson? You still listen to HANSON?"

Card by J. Courterier

Laptop

Thing-Object

When played on target student discard two cards from hand and draw two cards from library.

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"The internet is not like a truck..."

Card by P. Conner

Audit Class

Effect-Instant

May destroy any one target effect. Discard both effects to the discard pile. Does not effect game text.

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"Credit? Who needs credit?"

Card by P. Conner

Cold Ones

Effect-Instant

Target any person on the green. Target person suffers a -2 penalty to all dice rolls for 1d6 rounds.

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"Life is always beautiful through beer goggles"

Card by P. Conner

Thesis Advisor

Effect-Permanent

Play on any faculty memeber. Target faculty member is immune to discard effects and Thesis Advisor may not be destroyed.

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"Wrong, do it again!"

Card by P. Conner

'A' for Effort

Effect-Permanent

Target student may not be subject to academic probation.

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"Sometimes trying is just as good as final grades."

Card by P. Conner

Open Mic Night

Effect-Permanent

Play on any student as student event. Required for Activities Board victory.

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"Testing 1,2,3...is anyone out there? Anyone?" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student

Card by J. Courterier

Herpes

Effect-Instant

When card comes into play roll 1d3. 1d3 students have herpes permanently. If there are more than three players, each player rolls 1d6. The three players with the lowest scores receive herpes. May be cured by University Health Clinic.

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"Mommy has it in a special place..." - One student to another

Card by R. Phillips

Student Leadership

Effect-Permanent

When played on student, target student is tapped for two rounds. Student cannot be sent to discard pile.

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"Hell on Earth without compensation." - Student Leader

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

The Ex

Effect-Instant

Breakup formed target relationship. Discard both people.

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"Yeah, they left you for your professor..."

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Higher Education "Three Year Itch"

Effect-Instant

Target player must loose one administrator from the green to discard pile. Target player gets their choice.

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"I was getting tired of this place anyway!" - Former Director of Student Life

Card by P. Conner

University Health Clinic

Effect-Instant

Cure any ailment including inebriation. Discard University Health Clinic.

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"Well it will just have to come off!" - M.D.

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Technological Dependency

Effect-Permanent

Play onto any person. Target person suffers -2 penalty to all dice rolls when lacking a technological object.

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"Three days without the internet? I would die!" - One student to another

Card by P. Conner

Judicial Sanction

Effect-Instant

Play on target student and roll 1d6. If value of die is three or greater student is tapped for 2 rounds.

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"Please, step into my office" - Judicial Officer

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Neisseria gonorrheae

Effect-Permanent

Play 'The Clap' on any target person. Person may not be a member of a relationship and game text is rendered unusable until cured.

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"What is it doctor, it burns! - Student

Card by P. Conner

Student Employment

Effect-Permanent

Player may place one administrator out of play (tapped) for 1d6 rounds

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"Because doing homework is better than flippin' burgers for minimum wage"

Card by P. Conner

Reverse Psychology

Effect-Instant

Cancel any effect and play canceled effect on any target person.

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"Bet you won't do it!"

Card by E. Kent

Online Essay Purchase

Effect-Instant

Player may discard one card to search through discard pile and take one card into hand.

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"Why work when I can pass someone else's work as my own?" - Naive freshman

Card by P. Conner

FERPA Abuse

Effect-Instant

Target administrator may not be the target of any effects from other players.

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"Yes, they do have your records...all of them."

Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner

Blocked Port

Interrupt

Tap MP3 or Laptop. Chosen Thing rendered unusable for 1d3 rounds.

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"Error connecting on port 23. Operation Timed Out."

Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier

Scandal!

Interrupt

Send any newly played administrator card to the discard pile.

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"Like... I totally saw Holly and Dr. PsychSci making out in the faculty lounge!" - The Blonde

Vote of No Confidence

Interrupt

When played this card removes SGA President from play. May be used to send target SGA President immediately to discard pile.
May remove The Blonde from play only if currently SGA President.

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"Was the free housing really worth it?"

Abused Sports Team Stripper

Interrupt

Remove target athlete from play.

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"Maybe encouraging nine of your brightest friends to tagteam that stripper wasn't such a good idea after all."

Research & Publication

Victory

1) Faculty member is on the quad with the Thesis Advisor effect.

2) Student is on green with the Thesis Topic effect.

3) Two other students on green as "Subjects or Research Assistants"

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"The is nothing quite like writing things only 50 people in the world will read" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student

Card by P. Conner

Abolish Student Government

Victory

1) Must have University President and Director of Student Life in play.

2) Must have FERPA Abuse card in play on University President or Director of Student Life.

3) Roll 1d20. If 20 game ends. Any modifiers from effects or things apply to UP and DSL.

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"If it wasn't for those snot-nosed kids and their meddling dog" - Vice President of Student Affairs

Card by J. Courter, P. Conner

Viva la Revolution

Victory

1) Must have Student Government President or The Blonde (as specified) in play.

2) Director of Student Life must not be in play. 3) Must have at least two senators in play.

4) SG President must not be tapped during round victory is proclaimed.

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"Let it be known that the Revolution will be televised"

Card by J. Courterier

Student Activities Board

Victory

1) Have at least one student on your green.

2) Must play any event card on a student.

3) Roll 3d6. If number shown is less than students in good standing on table, victory is achieved.

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"It's b.o.a.r.d. not b.o.r.e.d!" - SAB director

Card by J. Courterier