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|text=''Special'': Destroy one cheese you have in play.  This card counts as two '''Thing - Cheese (moldy)'''.<br>''Caption'': Can't even tell what kind it is!
|text=''Special'': Destroy one cheese you have in play.  This card counts as two '''Thing - Cheese (moldy)'''.<br>''Caption'': Can't even tell what kind it is!
|bgcolor=806B46
|bgcolor=806B46
}}
{{card
|title=Mold
|type=Thing - Spoilage
|text=Play this card on another player's cheese.  That cheese does not count towards their victory while this card is in play.  May not be played on a moldy cheese.  When this card leaves play, whatever cheese it was last attached to counts as a moldy cheese.
|bgcolor=004400
}}
{{card
|title=Matzo
|type=Thing - Cracker
|text=Only counts towards victory if you control 5 cheeses.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Crackers
|type=Thing - Cracker
|text=Iss hawd to tawk wif my mouf full of cwackuss.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Ritz
|type=Thing - Cracker
|text=Ritz it up.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Saltine
|type=Thing - Cracker
|text=When this comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play.  That cheese now counts double.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Fru-fru Expensive Beer
|type=Thing - Beverage
|text=You can barely afford this beer: discard one of your cheeses when you play it.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Cheese and Crackers
|type=Thing - Cracker
|text=Counts as both a food and a cheese.  Cannot be targeted by actions which target '''Thing - Cheese'''.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Refrigerator
|type=Thing
|text=Protects your cheeses from the effects of any spoilage.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Powdered Cheese Mix
|type=Thing
|text=If you have Water in play, this counts as a cheese.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Water
|type=Thing
|text=
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Grapes
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Mmmm.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Macaroni
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Shells, most likely.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Velveeta
|type=Thing
|text=Counts as a cheese if you have Macaroni in play.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Riesling
|type=Thing - Beverage
|text=Does not count as a food unless you have Brie, Gouda, or Swiss in play.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Lunchbox
|type=Thing
|text=When this card comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play.  As long as this card remains in play, that cheese is protected from any spoilage.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Cheesecake
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Counts as both a food and a cheese.  May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Tortilla Chips
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Does not count towards your food requirement unless you have Nacho Cheese or a melted cheese in play.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Cheez-Its
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Counts as both a food and a cheese.  May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
{{card
|title=Ritz-Bits
|type=Thing - Food
|text=Worth three foods, but only if you also have Ritz in play.  Otherwise, counts as zero foods.
|bgcolor=000044
}}
}}


Revision as of 12:55, 21 April 2007

Cheese!
Designer Matt Cooper et al.
Date 19th April 2007
Players 3+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Oh no! You're throwing a party, and the guests will be here soon. Find four cheeses and three other foods to feed them or they'll be mad!

Note

When you draw these cards, you should include a witty or amusing picture between the title and the type of the card. Many cards lend themselves well to this sort of tomfoolery.

Special Rules

  • When any player amasses four cheeses and three other foodstuffs (crackers, beverages, etc.), s/he immediately wins the game.
  • Turns include a new phase before the draw phase. This is the Barter phase. The player may propose and carry out any sort of trade (goods, services, etc.) with any player.
  • When a player plays a cheese Thing for the first time in the game, s/he must read its caption in a dramatic voice before the end of his/her turn. Otherwise, s/he must discard the cheese.
  • Optional rules if the game moves too quickly or slowly:
    • A simple majority of players may vote to raise or lower the number of cheeses or other foodstuffs required to win.
    • The Refrigerator protects only a single cheese in play, not all of a player's cheeses.


Card List

Nacho Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Drizzly...
Feta
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Crumbly!
Mozzarella
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Goes great on pizza!
Cream Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.
Monster Muenster
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Scarily good.
Swiss
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This cheese has HOLES!
Pinball Cheez Whiz
Thing - Cheese
Caption: He sure plays a mean pinball.
Brie
Thing - Cheese
Caption: A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :)
Gouda
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This is a round cheese.
Goat Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat)
Provolone
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Bland, but aged.
Pepperjack
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Hot stuff ;)
Taco Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Add more cheese to that taco!
Vermont Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Whitey.
Cheddar Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it.
Caption: Real cheese comes from England.
Bleu Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
No caption on this cheese.
Gorgonzola
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Caption: Crumble-ievable!
Moldy Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy).
Caption: Can't even tell what kind it is!
Mold
Thing - Spoilage
Play this card on another player's cheese. That cheese does not count towards their victory while this card is in play. May not be played on a moldy cheese. When this card leaves play, whatever cheese it was last attached to counts as a moldy cheese.
Matzo
Thing - Cracker
Only counts towards victory if you control 5 cheeses.
Crackers
Thing - Cracker
Iss hawd to tawk wif my mouf full of cwackuss.
Ritz
Thing - Cracker
Ritz it up.
Saltine
Thing - Cracker
When this comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. That cheese now counts double.
Fru-fru Expensive Beer
Thing - Beverage
You can barely afford this beer: discard one of your cheeses when you play it.
Cheese and Crackers
Thing - Cracker
Counts as both a food and a cheese. Cannot be targeted by actions which target Thing - Cheese.
Refrigerator
Thing
Protects your cheeses from the effects of any spoilage.
Powdered Cheese Mix
Thing
If you have Water in play, this counts as a cheese.
Water
Thing
Grapes
Thing - Food
Mmmm.
Macaroni
Thing - Food
Shells, most likely.
Velveeta
Thing
Counts as a cheese if you have Macaroni in play.
Riesling
Thing - Beverage
Does not count as a food unless you have Brie, Gouda, or Swiss in play.
Lunchbox
Thing
When this card comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. As long as this card remains in play, that cheese is protected from any spoilage.
Cheesecake
Thing - Food
Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
Tortilla Chips
Thing - Food
Does not count towards your food requirement unless you have Nacho Cheese or a melted cheese in play.
Cheez-Its
Thing - Food
Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
Ritz-Bits
Thing - Food
Worth three foods, but only if you also have Ritz in play. Otherwise, counts as zero foods.
Lactose Intolerance
Action
Victim discards all in-play cheese.
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