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|title=Nacho Cheese | |title=Nacho Cheese | ||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |type=Thing - Cheese | ||
|text=Drizzly... | |text=''Caption'': Drizzly... | ||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |bgcolor=806B46 | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Feta | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Crumbly! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Mozzarella | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Goes great on pizza! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Cream Cheese | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Monster Muenster | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Scarily good. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Swiss | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': This cheese has HOLES! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pinball Cheez Whiz | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': He sure plays a mean pinball. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Brie | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :) | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Gouda | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': This is a round cheese. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Goat Cheese | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Baahh!! ''(editors note: confused goat)'' | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Provolone | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Bland, but aged. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Pepperjack | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Hot stuff ;) | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Taco Cheese | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Add more cheese to that taco! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Vermont Cheddar | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Caption'': Whitey. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Cheddar Cheddar | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese | |||
|text=''Action'': Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it.<br> ''Caption'': Real cheese comes from England. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Bleu Cheese | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese (moldy) | |||
|text=No caption on this cheese. | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Gorgonzola | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese (moldy) | |||
|text=''Caption'': Crumble-ievable! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Moldy Cheese | |||
|type=Thing - Cheese (moldy) | |||
|text=''Special'': Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two '''Thing - Cheese (moldy)'''.<br>''Caption'': Can't even tell what kind it is! | |||
|bgcolor=806B46 | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
Revision as of 12:36, 21 April 2007
| Cheese! | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Matt Cooper et al. |
| Date | 19th April 2007 |
| Players | 3+ |
| This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Oh no! You're throwing a party, and the guests will be here soon. Find four cheeses and three other foods to feed them or they'll be mad!
Note
When you draw these cards, you should include a witty or amusing picture between the title and the type of the card. Many cards lend themselves well to this sort of tomfoolery.
Special Rules
- When any player amasses four cheeses and three other foodstuffs (crackers, beverages, etc.), s/he immediately wins the game.
- Turns include a new phase before the draw phase. This is the Barter phase. The player may propose and carry out any sort of trade (goods, services, etc.) with any player.
- When a player plays a cheese Thing for the first time in the game, s/he must read its caption in a dramatic voice before the end of his/her turn. Otherwise, s/he must discard the cheese.
- Optional rules if the game moves too quickly or slowly:
- A simple majority of players may vote to raise or lower the number of cheeses or other foodstuffs required to win.
- The Refrigerator protects only a single cheese in play, not all of a player's cheeses.
Card List
Nacho Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Drizzly...
Feta
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Crumbly!
Mozzarella
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Goes great on pizza!
Cream Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.
Monster Muenster
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Scarily good.
Swiss
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This cheese has HOLES!
Pinball Cheez Whiz
Thing - Cheese
Caption: He sure plays a mean pinball.
Brie
Thing - Cheese
Caption: A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :)
Gouda
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This is a round cheese.
Goat Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat)
Provolone
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Bland, but aged.
Pepperjack
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Hot stuff ;)
Taco Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Add more cheese to that taco!
Vermont Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Whitey.
Cheddar Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it.
Caption: Real cheese comes from England.
Caption: Real cheese comes from England.
Bleu Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
No caption on this cheese.
Gorgonzola
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Caption: Crumble-ievable!
Moldy Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy).
Caption: Can't even tell what kind it is!
Caption: Can't even tell what kind it is!
Lactose Intolerance
Action
Victim discards all in-play cheese.
