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Revision as of 19:55, 8 February 2023
| The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Cards 3001-3100 | |
|---|---|
| Designer | Everyone |
| Date | March 2007 and onwards |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a subpage of a larger deck. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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Tok1
Token DiscontentmentThing
If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token Uprising from the the archive into play. Action: Destroy a non-token thing belonging to the player with the most tokens in play.
Card by Pongo
Tok2
Token UprisingThing
Play under the control of nobody. At the beginning of their turns, all players destroy a random thing they control for every token they control. If this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it must create and put Token War from the the archive into play. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.
Card by Pongo
Tok3
Token WarThing
Play under the control of nobody. All tokens are considered to be under the control of a seperate player, whose turn is inserted after the player who played this card's turn. On this player's turn, for every token this player controls, destroy a random thing owned by a player who isn't the one described above. If this player is eliminated, destroy this card. Tokens are considered aggressive cards.
Card by Pongo
->0
Infinitesimal Dvorak DeckAction
Roll a d6 and count clockwise around the table that number, starting with you. The player reached is the winner.
That didn't take long. What are those other cards for?
That didn't take long. What are those other cards for?
Card by Goldenboots
David Blaine
Thing
Action: Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand.
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.
"Wanna see some magic?"
Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs".
Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.
"Wanna see some magic?"
Card by ChippyYYZ
Language In-Crowd: Chinese Edition!
Thing
手中限拿十張牌。動作：抽十張牌，可自由保留、擲出、或送給對手。懷疑此規則者要把手中所有的牌擲出。 Action: Discard a card and draw a card.
試釋是事。
試釋是事。
Card by Binarius
Gordian Knot
Thing
Indestructible. If this Thing is destroyed, the person who destroyed it wins.
Card by Binarius
America Votes 3008
Action
All players secretly choose Red or Blue and then reveal their choices simultaneously. Players who made the majority choice may draw two cards, and those in the minority must discard two cards.
Card by Binarius
Wanted Poster
Thing
Whenever a Thing with a Bounty token on it is destroyed, whoever destroyed it may draw three cards. Action: Put a Bounty token on a Thing.
Card by Kevan
Chinese Bakery Entrapment
Thing
Play under the control of another player. The controller of this card may not use any action abilities other than the one on this card.
Action: Create 10 fortune cookie tokens.
Action: Create 10 fortune cookie tokens.
Card by Pongo
Low Orbit Ion Cannon
Thing
Action: Destroy a material thing, and any tokens placed on it.
Card by Pongo
Z4
Zombie HaterThing
When this comes into play destroy all zombies. When a new zombie comes into play destroy Zombie hater.
Card by gill_smoke
Stick and stones may break my bones
Action Reaction
play in reaction to any action that would effect your things Replace one of thier things with a rubble token instead.
"but words will never hurt me"
"but words will never hurt me"
Card by gill_smoke
I'm ruber your glue
Action Reaction
play in reaction to any action that would effect your things offending action must now effect the offending players stuff.
"What you say bounces of of me and sticks to you"
"What you say bounces of of me and sticks to you"
Card by gill_smoke
Order No. 227
Thing
If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead.
Ни шагу назад!
Ни шагу назад!
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Sacred Writings of (your name here) Are Inviolate!
Thing
No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.
If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.
Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name.
If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.
Card by Goldenboots
Deflation
Thing
Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires half as many.
Card by Pongo, credit to ChippyYYZ
The Illuminati
Thing
This card does not exist. If this card is destroyed or removed from play, shuffle it into the draw pile.
Action: Insert "FNORD" into a card's text.
Action: View the hand of a player with a card containing "FNORD" in play, and play a card from it.
Action: Insert "FNORD" into a card's text.
Action: View the hand of a player with a card containing "FNORD" in play, and play a card from it.
Card by Pongo
Stick of Dynamite
Thing
On your next turn, destroy this, a thing of your choice, and two random non-token things belonging to the controller of the thing of your choice you destroyed.
Card by Pongo
Z2
Return of the Zombie plagueAction
Create a zombie token for every card on the discard pile
Card by gill_smoke
Z7
ZombieThing
Your hand size is reduced by one Action: Destroy living thing, create Zombie token in its place.
Card by gill_smoke
Z6
Zombified ElectricianThing
Destroy an energy token to play. Whenever you would create an energy token you may discard a card to make a second energy token.
Card by gill_smoke
Caffeine Pill Box
Thing
When this card goes into play, put six caffeine pill tokens on it. Flip a coin on the turn you play this card's action ability. If tails, skip your next turn. If this card is destroyed, destroy all caffeine pill tokens on it. Action: Destroy a caffeine pill token and play two additional actions this turn.
Card by Pongo
~!
Interpolation InterchangeAction
Play only if you control at least one non-Token Thing with nonempty ruletext. Insert the word "only" anywhere in the text of target Thing controlled by an opponent. That opponent may insert the word "not" anywhere in the text of one of your Things.
Card by Goldenboots
Second Law of Thermodynamics
Thing
All players who control more than zero energy tokens must turn an energy token into an unlabelled token at the the beginning of their turn.
The entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium.
The entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium.
Card by Pongo
Third Law of Thermodynamics
Thing
If there are no energy tokens in play, no actions or things may be played, and all material things are considered blank.
As a system approaches absolute zero, all processes cease and the entropy of the system approaches a minimum value.
As a system approaches absolute zero, all processes cease and the entropy of the system approaches a minimum value.
Card by Pongo
High-Frequency Shield
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Neither this nor the equipped thing can be affected by any card that modifies text, overrules indestructibility, or sends it anywhere but the discard pile.
Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.
Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.
Card by ChippyYYZ
_A_
The Sorting HatThing
Whenever a thing (or token) comes into play, a random player gains control of it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Horcrux
Thing
Indestructible. You cannot be eliminated.
Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.
Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Mountain of Skulls
Thing
Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, gain a Skull token. If this card is destroyed, you may destroy five Skull tokens to return it to your hand instead. If you have at least ten Skull tokens, create a copy of Castle of Pain from the Infinite Dvorak deck and put it into your hand. Action: Destroy a living Thing.
Card by Binarius
Castle of Pain
Thing
You have no hand size limit. If you control Mountain of Skulls, it is indestructible. When this card enters play, each opponent must choose either to give you the card they draw at the beginning of their turns or not to play Things. If you have at least fifteen Skull tokens, create a copy of Throne of Blood from the Infinite Dvorak deck and put it into your hand.
Card by Binarius
Throne of Blood
Thing
Destroy this card at the end of your turn if you do not also control Castle of Pain. Thing and Action - Scourge of Carpathia: Eliminate a player with no living Things.
Card by Binarius
Action-Grenade Belt
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, put three grenade counters on it, remove an action in your hand from the game, and equip this to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
"Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."
"Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."
Card by ChippyYYZ
Incarnation Of The Abstract
Thing
All immaterial things in play are put under this card. This card is a living thing and has all text of all cards under it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Camo Suit
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing cannot be affected by actions that do not affect all things in play.
Card by ChippyYYZ
XXX
Not So Smug Now!Action
If target Thing is indestructible, blank its text. If target Thing is uneditable, destroy it. If target Thing is both indestructible and uneditable, eliminate its owner. If target Thing has neither protection, add the text ' Action: Put a money token into play ' after its text.
Card by Goldenboots
Tr1
The ChieftainThing
Action: Put the card "The High Warrior" from the discard pile into play. If it is not in the discard pile, create it and put it into play. Action: If you control "The High Warrior", put the card "The High Shaman" from the discard pile into play. If it is not in the discard pile, create it and put it into play.
Card by Pongo
Tr2
The High WarriorThing
If one of your things would be destroyed, you may destroy a warrior token instead.
Action: Destroy a thing.
Action: Put n/2 (rounded down) warrior token(s) into play, where n is the number of players in the game currently.
Action: Destroy a thing.
Action: Put n/2 (rounded down) warrior token(s) into play, where n is the number of players in the game currently.
Card by Pongo
Tr3
The High ShamanThing
Action: Put up to three living or undead things from the discard pile into play.
Action: Put five zombie tokens into play.
Action: Destroy three zombie tokens and play two additional actions. This action may only be used once per turn.
Action: Put five zombie tokens into play.
Action: Destroy three zombie tokens and play two additional actions. This action may only be used once per turn.
Card by Pongo
R0
Global resetAction
Restart the game.
Everybody discards their hand and destroy all things in play deal 5 cards to all players. It's now the next player's turn
"[Ctrl][Alt][Delete]"
Everybody discards their hand and destroy all things in play deal 5 cards to all players. It's now the next player's turn
"[Ctrl][Alt][Delete]"
Card by gill_smoke
D2
Dagon take your soulAction
Either eliminate a player in control of a zombie token or destroy a living thing
"Marlak Dagn Schulak"
"Marlak Dagn Schulak"
Card by gill_smoke
Kali
Thing god
When this comes into play destroy all living things, take control of all undead things. The game ends at the beginning of your next turn, you win unless someone else controls a god.
Shaak Ti Kali ma
Shaak Ti Kali ma
Card by gill_smoke
Land of the Gods
Thing
All living things are considered gods. This card and all gods are indestructable.
Card by Pongo
Revivification
Action
Replace all undead things (including tokens) with person or [living thing name here] tokens.
Card by Pongo
Healer Gone Horribly Wrong
Thing
If this card would be destroyed, you may destroy a mana token instead.
Action: Destroy a living thing and create a mana token.
Action: Destroy a mana token and put a living or undead thing from the discard pile into play. If it is a non-undead thing add the sentence "This is a zombie." to the beginning of the card's text.
Healing was good, but this is much better.
Action: Destroy a living thing and create a mana token.
Action: Destroy a mana token and put a living or undead thing from the discard pile into play. If it is a non-undead thing add the sentence "This is a zombie." to the beginning of the card's text.
Healing was good, but this is much better.
Card by Pongo
The Almighty Flying Frog of Buxtephlog IX
Thing - God
Indestructible.
Action: The Almighty Flying Frog of Buxtephlog IX wins the game. All other players are eliminated.
Possibly the most powerful card in the whole Infinite Dvorak deck.
Action: The Almighty Flying Frog of Buxtephlog IX wins the game. All other players are eliminated.
Possibly the most powerful card in the whole Infinite Dvorak deck.
Card by Zt
Three Hyperactive Pigs
Thing
Action: Reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, take three extra Actions this turn (not counting this one). Don't use this Action more than once a turn.
Card by Zt
Throwing Cards
Action
Throw n cards into target opponent's face. The cards are discarded. The result depends on the value of n:
n=1 Target opponent discards a random card.
n=2 Target opponent destroys two random Things she controls.
n=5 Target opponent destroys all Things she controls.
n=6 Target opponent is eliminated.
n=1 Target opponent discards a random card.
n=2 Target opponent destroys two random Things she controls.
n=5 Target opponent destroys all Things she controls.
n=6 Target opponent is eliminated.
Card by Zt
Risky Transplant Operation
Action
Give target thing the action ability of an action in your hand or a thing you control, then discard the action or erase the ability from the thing, then flip a coin. If heads, do nothing further, if tails, destroy all things involved.
Card by Pongo
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Thing - Deity
Indestructable, immaterial, invisible, and can pass through normal matter with ease.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster uses His Noodley Appendage to steal a thing from your opponent and put it under your control.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets drunk on the beer volcano and creates a midget or pirate token under your control.
Action: A stripper from the stripper factory distracts one of your opponents. They miss their next turn.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster uses His Noodley Appendage to steal a thing from your opponent and put it under your control.
Action: The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets drunk on the beer volcano and creates a midget or pirate token under your control.
Action: A stripper from the stripper factory distracts one of your opponents. They miss their next turn.
Card by Pongo
Marcus Brigstocke
Thing
You may play this under the control of an opponent. The card "David Blaine" is now "Git Wizard". If you have both this card and "Git Wizard" in play under your control, you are eliminated.
I know I shouldn't have referred to a specific card, but I couldn't resist.
I know I shouldn't have referred to a specific card, but I couldn't resist.
Card by Pongo
Suspended Plastic Box
Thing
You may skip a turn to put a Publicity token into play. If you control ten Publicity tokens, you win the game. If you play or draw a card, destroy this Thing.
Card by Kevan
Spivak Shielding
Thing
Cards which would use the incorrect "he/she" personal pronoun against you cannot be played.
Card by Kevan
Warp Blade
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Whenever equipped thing would destroy a thing, it removes it from the game instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Tokenmail
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, put all tokens you control on it and equip it to a thing you control. Whenever this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a token on this card instead.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Overshield
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, put an energy token on it and equip it to a thing you control. If this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy an energy token on this card instead. If there wasn't an energy token on this card at the end of your last turn, put an energy token on this card at the beginning of your turn.
Card by ChippyYYZ
G4
GaffeAction Reaction
Play in reaction to any action that action does nothing.
"No you don't understand That's not what I meant"
"No you don't understand That's not what I meant"
Card by gill_smoke
1Z
Plan ZAction
Destroy all living things make a Zombie token under your control for each thing destroyed.
"I love plan Z!" -Plankton
"I love plan Z!" -Plankton
Card by gill_smoke
Ralph Nader
Thing
Take 2.5% of the weight of all the votes of any vote held (take an equal amount of weight from each player, including yourself) and add it to the weight of your vote.
Card by Pongo
The Demonic Spellbook of David Blaine
Thing - Equipment
When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing has
Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token.
Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card.
Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token.
Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
The Fury of Jimi Hendrix
Action
Destroy up to five things.
Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.
Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.
Card by ChippyYYZ
War Profiteering
Action
For each player, reveal cards from the deck until you find a thing that equips to another thing, put it in their hand, and draw a card.
Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.
Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Random Stranger
Thing
All random effects target this card.
"Why me? I'm just a random stranger!"
"Why me? I'm just a random stranger!"
Card by Zt
Innocent Bystander
Thing
All destroy effects target this card.
"Why me? I'm just an innocent bystander!"
"Why me? I'm just an innocent bystander!"
Card by Zt
666
Antichrist SuperstarThing
Action: Replace target living Thing with a strawberry candy token.
"This guy is more popular than any rock band nowadays." - The Rolling Stone. "I have to tell to all these young groupies: I'm sorry, the Lord of D. is busy. A very disappointing job." - Pol Pot, Satan's personal butler.
"I LOVE strawberry candy." - Satan
"This guy is more popular than any rock band nowadays." - The Rolling Stone. "I have to tell to all these young groupies: I'm sorry, the Lord of D. is busy. A very disappointing job." - Pol Pot, Satan's personal butler.
"I LOVE strawberry candy." - Satan
Card by Zt
Badly-Programmed Homebrew Software
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, roll 1d6. If you roll a 5 or 6, discard a card.
Action: Draw three cards.
Extremely useful, but ridden with bugs.
Action: Draw three cards.
Extremely useful, but ridden with bugs.
Card by Pongo
5W
Finger of DeathAction
Destroy target living Thing. If your opponents do not control any living Things, instead force an opponent to discard two cards at random. If your opponents do not control any living things and have at most one card in each of their hands, eliminate an opponent instead.
Card by Bucky
??
AmnesiaThing
Play this under any player's control. When this comes into play, put your hand under this. At the beginning of each of your turns, put a random card from under this card back into your hand. Destroy this card when there are no cards under it.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Box Of Memories
Thing
When this comes into play, put 5 random cards from the discard pile under this card. When this card is destroyed, put these cards in your hand.
Action: Destroy this card.
Action: Destroy this card.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Uc 1
UPC codeThing
Attach to a non living thing if that thing would be destroyed, create a copy of it in owners hand.
12546 68004
12546 68004
Card by gill_smoke
V3
VisciousThing
Attach to a living thing. Add "Destroy a thing" to any action ability, or increase by one the number of things destroyed.
Card by gill_smoke
2o
ViscousThing
Attach to a living thing. Thing cannot take actions unless there are at least two tokens on this card. Action: Destroy a token on this card take two more actions.
"Two point Oh is what we're shooting for."
"Two point Oh is what we're shooting for."
Card by gill_smoke
BW
Black and White Movie EraThing
Yellow and white cards are white. All other cards are black. Nobody may generate more than one token per turn.
Card by Zt
1/2:1/2
DrawAction
If all Things you control are black, win the game. Otherwise the game ends and nobody wins, nobody loses.
"A draw with Black is almost like a win in chess." - Some guy
"The turning point in my career came with the realization that Black should play to win instead of just steering for equality." - Bobby Fischer
"A draw with Black is almost like a win in chess." - Some guy
"The turning point in my career came with the realization that Black should play to win instead of just steering for equality." - Bobby Fischer
Card by Zt
Pain in the Ass
Thing
You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn, discard a card.
Card by Zt
Allergic Reaction
Action
Choose a type of Token. Each player discards a card for each token of that type under their control.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Evolution
Thing
All cards are considered to have no creator.
Card by ChippyYYZ, unless this is in play
Remake
Action
Discard a card and reveal cards from the top of the deck until you find a card with the same creator as the discarded card. Put it into your hand and shuffle the deck.
Card by ChippyYYZ
Word War
Action
all players write for 10 minutes the one with the largest word count wins the game (pages of repeated words does not count).
Hey I thought we were playing cards
Hey I thought we were playing cards
Card by gill_smoke
Word Sprint
Action
Write for 10 minutes create a prize token for every 100 words (pages of repeated words does not count).
Hey, I thought we were playing cards
Hey, I thought we were playing cards
Card by gill_smoke
Pseudonymous
Action
Change the "Card by" line on every card in play reflect Kevan as the creator.
"Who does that guy think he is anyway?" -Bub
"Who does that guy think he is anyway?" -Bub
Card by gill_smoke
600 cal
Ham and EggsAction
If two opponents both control living things, eliminate one opponent and destroy all the other's living things. Put a Cholesterol token into play.
The hen is involved; the pig is committed
The hen is involved; the pig is committed
Card by Goldenboots
I Teach You In A Spanish Way
Action
Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play on their next turn.
It's really about business management.
It's really about business management.
Card by Binarius
Refried Beans
Thing
Whenever you would draw a card, you may choose to draw from the top of the discard pile; if you do, gain a Flatulence token.
Card by Binarius
It's Called epMotion
Thing
Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. Action: Put an Action under this card; as long as it is there, this card has "Action: [that Action's ruletext]".
Girl, it's time to automate.
Girl, it's time to automate.
Card by Binarius
Malaria
Thing
When this comes into play, put five Pill tokens into play under your control. Action: A chosen opponent either destroys any Pill token, or discards a card at random.
Card by Kevan
Intimidation
Thing
Action: Reveal a card from your hand that has the word 'destroy' on it. A chosen opponent discards a card of their choice.
Card by Kevan
C3
Cold Cut ComboAction
reveal the top card of the draw pile, cut the draw pile and reveal the top card, resolve any actions revealed and put the things into your hand.
I'll have mine with no mayo
I'll have mine with no mayo
Card by gill_smoke
C9
Killer ComboAction
Discard a card to play. Destroy a token and a living thing and remove a card from the discard pile from play.
Card by gill_smoke
Tit for Tat
Thing
Players may only play Action cards if the player who took the turn before them played an Action card. Any player may discard a card to ignore this effect for one turn.
Card by Kevan
