Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2501-2600

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 2501-2600
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Ricochet

Action

Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. Pick a non-Token thing at random, from all the others in play - that Thing is destroyed instead.

Card by Kevan

Rocket Launcher

Thing

When this comes into play, put three Ammo tokens into play. Action: Destroy an Ammo token you control, to destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan

Z1

Cloak of Polymorph

Thing

Play this onto target thing. As long as Cloak of Polymorph is in play, the thing it was played onto has all types and colours and belongs to all classes. (That means the thing is living and undead and inanimate and a robot and female and male etc. at the same time!)

Card by Zt

Z2

Talking Walls

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. When this comes into play, turn all non-token things you control face down. As long as a thing is face down it's simply not there. At the beginning of your turn you may put one of your things face up again.

Card by Zt

Z3

Technocracy

Thing

As long as this is in play, all instances of "Action:" on the things you control read "Action or Thing:"

Card by Zt

Lucky Bastard

Thing Person

As long as lucky bastard is in play owner decides the fate of all random events

Card by gill_smoke

Web Designer

Thing Person

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"They don't really DO anything" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Toodles

Thing Person

If Owner controls a tooth they win the game.
Action: Make a shiny token.

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"She thinks she's the freaken tooth fairy" -Bub

Card by gill_smoke

Commercialism

Thing

At the beginning of each player's turn, they must either put a Thing into play from their hand, take a non-token Thing they control back into their hand, or lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Fuel Injection

Thing

You may destroy this card at any time, to play a card immediately from your hand.

Card by Kevan

Cupboards raining from the sky

Action

In this round, play as many things as you wish.

Card by Zt

Albert Camus

Thing

Action: Generate a zombie token.

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"How do you know he didn't summon zombies? You don't even know who he was!"

Card by Zt

Buccaneers

Thing

Instead of drawing a card, you may play an extra thing.
Action: Gain control of a ship (spaceships are fine, too).

Card by Zt

2C

Blatant Violation Of Infinite Dvorak Rule #4

Action

Play in response to any action with effects that wear off or occur at the end of a turn. Those effects instead wear off/occur at the end of that player's next turn, at which point you must discard your hand for violating rule 4.

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No special rules.

Card by ChippyYYZ

3C

Cloak of Nilmorph

Thing

Play this onto any Thing. This card and the card it's attached to have no types or colors. They are not tangible, intangible, living, undead, etc.

Card by ChippyYYZ

4C

E Unum Pluribus

Action

If you control only one Thing, create four copies of it.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Truckosaurus Rex

Thing

Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

Mitosis

Action

Draw a card for every Thing in your hand.

Card by Binarius

∞

Blue Sky Catastrophe

Thing

At the conclusion of every player's turn, they must reveal the top card of the draw pile and place it in the discard pile. Count the number of lines in that card's ruletext, and count that far through the normal order of play to find out who takes a turn next.

Card by Binarius

Ghost in the Machine

Thing

Action: Pick a random Thing from all those with Action abilities, other than this one. Activate that ability as if you controlled the Thing.

Card by Kevan

Conjoined Twin

Thing

At the end of your turn, take another turn (but don't take another one at the end of that one). If this card is destroyed, you lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Always Get Paid In Gold Bars

Thing

When this comes into play, any player with no Gold tokens gets five Gold tokens. If anyone controls ten Gold tokens, they win the game.

Card by Kevan

Venus in furs

Thing Person

None of a chosen opponent's living things may perform actions.

Card by gill_smoke

Golf Pro

Thing Person

Destroy a money token to play, any one of your living things may take two actions when they would take one.

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Try that again.

Card by gill_smoke

Wirer

Thing Person

Destroy any number of tokens, for each token destroyed in this way attach two nonliving things together with a wire token, the attached things are considered one thing with all rules text.

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Yeah, I can do that.

Card by gill_smoke

Missile Bank

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy it.

Card by Kevan

Godot

Thing

You may not play this card from your hand. If this card is in play under your control, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

You are a Nerd!

Action

Choose a player. If he controls any things that are related to computers, internet, hacking or comics, he has to destroy all of them.

Card by Zt

Poetry Slam

Thing

Every player may play as many things as he wants during his turn, as long as the things' titles all rhyme.

Card by Zt

You are all going to suffer!

Reaction

Play this in response to an Action.

If the Action would have destroyed things you control, destroy target thing instead.

If the Action would have caused you to discard cards, all other players discard their hands instead. If the Action would have eliminated you, eliminate all other players instead.

Card by Zt

Out Of Sight

Thing

If any of your Things is to be destroyed, you may give the opponent who would destroy it a card from your hand to prevent its destruction.

Card by Binarius

6

Friends In High Places

Action

Destroy a Thing and draw four cards.

Card by Binarius

Past Life Melodies

Thing

Draw a card whenever you play an Action with a cornervalue. Whenever you draw an Action with a cornervalue, draw another card.

Card by Binarius

Alpha Male

Thing Person

Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Alpha Male's triggers instead.
Action: destroy random thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Beta Female

Thing Person

Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Beta Female's does too.
Action: play a thing from your hand.

Card by gill_smoke

Token Exchange

Thing

Destroy 3 tokens of differing types to play. At the beginning of your turns roll a 6 sided die the number minus 1 is the token exchange rate, all effects that create tokens create the exchange rate number of tokens. All players may use Token Exchange's ability. Action: Destroy the exchange rate number of a one type of token to create one token of a different type. This is unusable if the exchange rate is zero.

Card by gill_smoke

Treasure Chest

Thing

Action: Draw three cards, or put ten Gold tokens into play, then destroy this card.

Card by Kevan

Sifting

Action

Every player draws a card, then discards a card.

Card by Kevan

Trap: Acid Spray

Action

Victim discards their hand.

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From the Cube deck

Card by Kevan, added by Binarius

For the Orders Militant

Action

If you control a living Thing and at least one other Thing, any opponent who does not control any Things is eliminated.

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Adapted from the Dawn of War deck

Card by Binarius

6

Apollo Justice

Thing - Attorney

Draw a card whenever a living Thing comes into play.

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Adapted from the Phoenix Wright CCG card set

Card by Binarius

+1

K Street Lobbyist

Thing

When a vote is called on rules interpretation, KSL's owner picks an opponent, who must vote as KSL's owner directs. "Action:" propose a vote to change a single word on a card on the table.

Card by Goldenboots

<->

Backroom Deal

Action

You may agree with one other player to trade one word in the text of one of your Things with a word in the text of one of his/her Things. No more than three minutes may be spent negotiating the agreement.

Card by Goldenboots

Solor panels

Thing

At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token

Card by gill_smoke

Flobine

Thing

At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token

Card by gill_smoke

P0

Power Outage

Action

All players destroy 2 energy tokens or on their next turn they cannot take any actions.

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What are we going to do now, play cards?

Card by gill_smoke

Cleanup in Aisle Seven

Action

Return any number of non-token Things of your choice to their owners' hands.

Card by Kevan

Large Hadron Collider

Thing

Action: Destroy a token you control, and any other token, to reveal the top card of the draw pile and play it immediately. Action: Put a Proton token into play.

Card by Kevan

Thing Destruction

Action

Destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Waldo

Thing

You may reveal Waldo from your hand upon drawing him from the deck to draw five cards and shuffle Waldo into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

When Octopi Ruled The Earth

Type

All numbers in digit form are interpreted in base-8 (The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.)
When the digits 8 or 9 appear in the ruletext of any card in play or being played, shuffle this card into the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

7S

Cornervirus

Action

Destroy target Thing with a Cornervalue. Destroy all Things with cornervalues that shared a symbol with the destroyed Thing's cornervalue.

Card by Bucky

8S

Game Corner

Thing

Whenever you play a Thing that shares one of its cornervalue symbols with at least two other Things, draw a card. If you ever control three Things with the same cornervalue, you win the game.

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"Jackpot!"

Card by Bucky

9S

Corner Node

Thing-Node

Whenever a player plays a card, you may change its cornervalue to the Roman Numeral corresponding to the number of Nodes you control. The change is permanent.

Card by Bucky

Dy2

Quick inspection

Action

Destroy all non token things in play without corner values

Card by gill_smoke

M2

Free Parking

Action

Create 1 money token for every token in play

Card by gill_smoke

CC1

Beauty contest

Action

Collect 1 money token

Card by gill_smoke

Old English Mansion

Thing

Action: Put a ghost token into play.
Action: Sell the mansion: Gain ten money tokens or one gold token and destroy this.

Card by Zt

CCCP

Soviet Spy

Thing

Action: Take a card from the discard pile and play it for target opponent. The opponent makes any decisions for it.

Card by Zt

1GG

Back to Nature

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn, take a thing you control back to your hand.

Card by Zt

1T

Bottled Time

Thing

Take an extra turn immediately after the turn in which Bottled Time is destroyed.

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If it's somehow destroyed more than once in the same turn, you take only one extra turn.

Card by Bucky

2T

Bottled Grime

Thing

When Bottled Grime is destroyed, gain two Sludge tokens.

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eww...

Card by Bucky

3T

Bottled Fairy

Thing

When Bottled Fairy is destroyed, draw two cards. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy Bottled Fairy instead.

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Yes, you still get to draw the cards.

Card by Bucky

Ten Green Bottles

Thing

When this comes into play, put ten Green Bottle tokens into play. If there are no Green Bottle tokens in play, you win the game.

Card by Kevan

The Day an Octopus got Elected President of the United States

Thing

All numbers on all cards read "four score and eight".

Card by Zt

Mutato, the Master

Thing

Action: Mutato becomes a copy of target thing but keeps this Action Ability in his text.

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He could be everything. The chair you are sitting on, the water you are drinking, the air you are breathing. He could even be YOU and you wouldn't know it.

Card by Zt

I'm Saving that for Later

Thing

Indestructible.
Action: Take a card from your hand and remove it from the game.
Action: Take a card that was removed from the game back to your hand.
Everybody may look at cards that are removed from the game.

Card by Zt

4T

Bottled Antimatter

Thing

When Bottled Antimatter is destroyed, destroy target Thing and gain three Energy Tokens.

Action:Destroy Bottled Antimatter.

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Now that's going out with a bang.

Card by Bucky

5T

Giant Bottle

Thing

Action:Remove target Thing from the game an put it under Giant Bottle. When Giant Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.

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Relax, I'm keeping him perfectly safe.

Card by Bucky

Bottlesuit

Thing

Things you control cannot be destroyed unless a player discards a card for each thing that's going to be destroyed.

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"It's battlesuit, you idiot, BATTLESUIT!"

Card by Zt

Oktoberfest

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn decide if you are drunk or lost during this turn.
Lost: You cannot play things.
Drunk: Destroy all money tokens you control and discard a card.

Card by Zt

The Incredible Phantastatron Plus Plus

Thing

You may play this under an opponent's control. All players may use this thing's Abilities. If you control more than 2000 tokens, the Phantastatron explodes and eliminates you.
Action and Thing: All tokens you control are copied.

Card by Zt

6T

Bottle Node

Thing-Node

Whenever a Node you control is destroyed, draw a card and gain a Node Token.

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"How hard can it possibly be to clean up a node infestation?"

Card by Bucky

Genie in a Bottle

Action

You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card and shuffle it into the deck.

Card by Zt

Voodoo Puppet

Thing

When this comes into play, write target player's name on it. When Voodoo Puppet is destroyed, destroy a thing that player controls. When Voodoo Puppet is in your hand, that player is eliminated. If there is more than one name on Voodoo Puppet, all players are eliminated.

Card by Zt

Voodoo Witch

Thing

Whenever a thing is destroyed, all things with the same name are destroyed as well.
Action: Rename target thing.

Card by Zt

7T

Bury Alive

Action

Move target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

8T

Random Teleport

Action

Shuffle target Thing into the draw pile.

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"It's a temporary solution."

Card by Bucky

9T

Double Play

Action

Return two Things to their controllers' hands

Card by Bucky

Privacy

Thing

Whenever you are forced to reveal your hand, draw a card. If you are permanently forced to show your hand, draw the whole deck and destroy this.

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There's still something called hand size limit, don't forget that.

Card by Zt

Robo-Arm

Thing

You have a second hand where you can put up to five cards. If you have to discard your hand, you can choose whether you want to discard your normal hand or your additional hand. When this card leaves play, put the two hands back together (and discard depending on hand size limit).

Card by Zt

Criss Angel

Thing

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"Whoa! A wizard that doesn't do anything at all?"
"He's not a wizard, he's an illusionist!"

Card by Zt

7T

Bottled Fart

Thing

When Bottled Fart is destroyed, each player discards a random card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

8T

Message In A Bottle

Thing

When Message In A Bottle is destroyed, look at the top five cards of the deck.

Card by ChippyYYZ

9T

Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt

Thing

When a player destroys this card, they discard their hand (of cards).

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Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bottle of Rejuvenation

Thing

Whenever one of your things is destroyed, draw a card.

Card by Zt

Homo Neanderthalensis

Thing

When this comes into play, club target living thing to death.

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"Homo? So is he some kind of freakin' queer or what?" - Bub

Card by Zt

P223

Folding protien

Thing

Thing and Action: Roll a six sided die and add the number of tokens in play if even create a copy of "Folding Protien" if odd create an energy or money token for every Folding protien in play.

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They are like little M. C. Echer bots creating self reflection everywhere.

Card by gill_smoke

p7q

Inspector General

Thing Person

Players must destroy a token whenever a non token thing whithout a corner value comes into play.

Card by gill_smoke

Tx1

Corner Tax

Action

All players destoy a money token for every thing in play with a corner value, if out of money they destoy the things instead.

Card by gill_smoke

B10

Bottled Rage

Thing

If this card is revealed to be in your hand, discard it and all opponents must discard their hands. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand; if this card is destroyed by a Thing's Action ability, that Thing is destroyed as well. Action: Destroy a Thing.

Card by Binarius

B0

The Bottle Is Half Empty

Thing

When this card comes into play, every player discards a card. No player with more than three cards in their hand may draw at the beginning of their turn.

Card by Binarius

36

Kung Fu Mastery

Thing

Draw a card whenever an opponent plays an Action, and discard it if it is not also an Action. In any turn in which you do not play a Thing, you may play up to three Actions.

Card by Binarius

Exibitionist Gluttony

Action

Destoy all food related things in play, create a money token for all things destroyed.

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"It was worth it"

Card by gill_smoke

Awkward Social Situation

Action

All players turn away in horror, You get a money token for all non token things in play but skip your next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

J2

Tanka

Action

All players may compose a Tanka verse (57577 syllables) in a minute, if they do they get a poetry token, otherwise they give control of a thing to each of the players who did.

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My feelings for you. Increases through all of time. Wether hate or love. I wager you're the same way. That's why we play Dvoak.

Card by gill_smoke

Credit Crunch

Action

Every player discards two cards. Destroy all Money and Gold tokens.

Card by Kevan

Knuckle Down

Thing

Your maximum hand size is reduced by four. Action: Draw a card.

Card by Kevan

Jeeves

Thing

When Jeeves comes into play, put two Motive tokens into play. You may destroy a Motive token you control to negate the effects of any Action, or to destroy a Thing as it comes into play.

Card by Kevan

CC2

Bank Error

Action

Collect 2 money tokens

Card by gill_smoke