Infinite Dvorak deck

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

• Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more.
• Don't change other people's cards. If something's ambiguous or broken, raise it on the talk page.
• Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. "Grenade destroys a soldier" is a meaningless card if you draw it in a game where no soldier cards get drawn - if it's worded more generically as "destroy a living Thing", there's much less chance of it being an unplayable card stuck in someone's hand.
• No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent effect, something that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
• Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

• Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
• If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player's wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200

IF

Zork dork

Action-Quiz

Hand this card to the oldest/most computer literate player; only they may read the rest of this card. Ask The other players to fill in the blank:"this space intentionally left blank." If anyone guesses correctly they get 10 tokens of their choice. If no one does you get 7. A: Look it up!

Card by Ryan_1729

CONFORM. CONFORM. CONFORM. CONFORM.

Action

Destroy all cards in play and in all players' hands that are either actions with colors other than standard Action red or things with colors other than standard Thing blue.

Card by BiggerJ

Th

What ith wrong with my thpeech?

Action

Until a winner ith declared all playerth mutht thpeak like thith.

Card by Ryan_1729

Quz

Perfectly useless.

Action

Gain 10 times your age in Useless tokens. If your age is even gain a Quintessential token, if your age is odd gain a Zipper token.

Card by Ryan_1729

Jolly

Fun Time!

Action

All players get to search the deck for one Thing card and one Action card which will go into a second hand which ignores all hand size rules. This card is the only way to add cards to this hand. The player of this card gets their cards first, order then continues in the current order of play until it gets back to the player. They then continue their turn

Card by Ryan_1729

Mao

Thing

You may play any card from your hand face-down, as if it were a Thing. Face-down Things are legally binding; face-down Actions are considered to be blank. You may flip a face-down Thing card face up at any time. When Mao leaves play, all face-down cards you control go to the discard pile.

Card by Kevan

Adapt, Adopt and Improve

Thing

Whenever another player's Action card affects you, your hand or your Things, you may take it from the discard pile after it has resolved, and put it into your hand.

Card by Kevan

Y?

Redundant

Action

Playing this card doesn't not do not not Nothing.

Card by Ryan_1729

LJ

Headache

Thing

The first player to create a card that repeals the effects of this card gets 10 Brains Tokens. The first player to spot a loophole that would allow him to win as a result of both cards having been played does so.

Card by Ryan_1729

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Amoeba II

Thing

Create 2 cards. For each Card created that are worded Exactly the same as this one the player may create 2 more cards. The limit to cards that may be created this way in one turn is 1000. One hundreth (round down) of newly created cards may be kept in the players hand but may not be played this turn. All Amoeba II cards in the players control must be shuffled back into the deck after this card is played.

Card by Ryan_1729

Brain Training

Action

Look at another player's hand for ten seconds. Afterwards, for each card that you can remember the title of, you may draw one card.

Card by Kevan

Fly

Fly on the Wall

Thing

This card counts as an insect. Pick a target player. You may now look at their cards anytime you want.

Card by Ryan_1729

Psm

Action Prism

Action

This card counts as a glass object. Perform 7 extra actions this turn.

Card by Ryan_1729

JKL

Meta

Thing

Action:discard any cards with card written anywhere on them.

Card by Ryan_1729

!!!

Clusterfudge

Thing

When this card is played, all players' hands go into the discard pile. All players then take turns taking single cards from the draw pile and adding them to their respective hands. The discard pile is then shuffled and added to the draw pile to start it anew. As long as this card is in play, players may play as many Things and/or Actions as they wish during their turns.

Card by BiggerJ

Switcheroo

Thing

The draw pile is now the discard pile and vice versa. After three turns this effect reverses. Do not disturb the order of either pile.

Card by Ryan_1729

Switcheroo

Thing

The draw pile is now the discard plie and vice versa. After three turns this effect reverses. Do not disturb the order of either pile.

Card by Ryan_1729

Scroll of Genocide

Action

Pick a word. Destroy all Things which have that word on them, and all tokens with that word in their name.

Card by Kevan

Polymorph

Action

Destroy a Thing, and replace it with a Thing from your hand. (If you don't have a Thing in your hand, this card has no effect.)

Card by Kevan

Cockatrice

Thing

If Cockatrice is destroyed by the ability of another Thing, destroy that Thing as well. If Cockatrice is destroyed by an Action, the player who played that Action is eliminated.

Card by Kevan

Group thinking

Action

Create a card following these rules:

1.Each player takes turns adding one word. 2.The player of this card goes first. 3.Punctuation marks count as a word; when one is used to end a sentence the player goes next. 4.The player of this card decides when to stop. 5.The player of this card decides the title and type of this card once completed

ex. A plays this card A:"destroy" B:"ten" C:"." A:"...Create" D:"I don't get a turn?"

Card by Ryan_1729

OmegaPsi

Action

Place draw pile in reverse Alapabetical order. Uppercase is higher alphabeticaly:AaBbCc,etc. Cards that don't start with a letter go to the bottom in an order the players decide on. a suggestion: 1234567890!@#$... Another:!1@2#3 or 1!2@3#

Card by Ryan_1729

United Nations Building

Thing

Actions may only be played if they specifically target the UN Building, or if every player agrees to their being played.

Card by Kevan

Poet Revolution!

thing

As soon as a card is seen by any player it must be placed on the table for all to see and immediately reworded to rhyme using rhyme scheme A, A, or A, B, C or A, B. The card must retain its meaning. If this cannot be acheived the card is placed out of play. These cards must be available for all to see. Also they must be available for searching. These cards shalt be shuffled back into the draw pile when this card is discarded/destroyed, I say!.

Card by Ryan_1729

5H

Planned Anarchy

Thing

Once this card has been played and read aloud the player's turn ends and the next players turn does not occur until this card is discarded/destroyed. Until this card is discarded/destroyed any Game related actions that a player says happens/will happen, actually occur. "I win" or anything to that effect is replaced with "I am an idiot." Vote on any other restrictions/replacements now.

Card by Ryan_1729

8Y

Clone Me!

Thing

If you control three copies of this card, you win the game.

Card by Bucky

One in a Million

Action

Flip 20 coins. If they all come up Heads, you win.

Card by Bucky

2T

Double Time

Thing

Players may play one extra Action and one extra Thing per turn

Card by Bucky

The Weakest Link

Action

Each player secretly nominates one other player. All nominations are then revealed - the single player with most nominations (if there is one) must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

Mimic

Thing

Action: Perform the Action ability of any other Thing on the table.

Card by Kevan

Malfunction

Action

Play in response to the Action ability of a Thing card. The ability is cancelled, and the Thing is destroyed.

Card by Kevan

null

Action

All cards with visible titles are placed in a pile, out of play. If this is the only card without a visible title, destroy it then shuffle the rest of the cards and deal the current hand limit to each player.

Card by Ryan_1729

2I

Eye Doctor

Action

All players remove visual aids (glasses, contacts, etc.) and read the text of each card they have in play aloud. If a player misreads a card, destroy it.

Card by Zaratustra

9W

Singularity

Thing

You may play an extra Thing each turn.

Card by Zaratustra

0L

Black Lotus

Thing

Destroy this card to put in play three Red, Ultramarine, Green, White or Black Tokens.

Card by Zaratustra

All

Something from Nothing

Action

If Nothing has happened in this game then the player of this card must create a card Entitled "Something" and the player whose took the last turn must play it. Any player may discard a card to remove "Something" from the game.

Card by Ryan_1729

k0

Self-Inflating Balloon

Thing

Each turn another card exactly the same as this one is created and placed in front of the player. That card is considered already played. If this card is deflated (discarded) then all Self-inflating balloons are shuffled into the deck. If this card is popped (destroyed) then all Self-inflating balloons are destroyed.

Card by Ryan_1729

FMA

R-Bomb

Thing

Put one speed counter on R-Bomb when it is played. At the beginning of each of your turns, double the number of speed counters on R-Bomb. If R-Bomb is destroyed, destroy a number of other things equal to the number of speed counters on R-bomb.

Card by MagiMaster

3W

Golf Club

Thing

Action:Fore! Give a Token you control to a random player.

Card by Bucky

Repeater

Action

Play in response to any Action or Action replacement. That Action happens three times, if possible. These extra Actions, and the Action of playing this card, do not count against any Action frequency limit.

Card by Bucky

$9

Wand of Cancellation

Thing

Action:Undo any lingering effects of one past Action. You may not do this on the same turn as playing this card.

Card by Bucky

Observation Mode

Thing

You can't win or lose the game as long as this is in play. Action: Discard your hand (at least two cards) to destroy this card.

Card by KillSmiley

0W

Gnomish Toe-Stubber

Thing

If a card forces you to discard this, the player who played that card must discard a card. Put this card into play.

Card by KillSmiley

Blatant Cheating

Action

Look at every player's hand. You may take any card revealed in this way and play it as though it was in your hand. That card doesn't count against your card-per-turn limit.

Card by KillSmiley

Long Range Probe

Thing

This card may be played onto any player. Any player can sacrifice two energy-related tokens to look at your hand.
Action: Reveal your hand to all other players, then draw a card.

Card by MagiMaster

FMA

KKD

Thing

At the beginning of each of your turns, add a speed counter to KKD. If KKD is destroyed, destroy a number of other things equal to the number of speed counters on KKD.

Card by MagiMaster

EMC2

Inertial Damper

Thing

Action: Sacrifice any number of energy-related tokens to destroy an equal number of speed tokens.

Card by MagiMaster

Press Conference

Action

Draw up to five cards. Reveal your hand to all Players.

Card by Kevan, in Kryptopol deck

Suspect Package

Thing

Action: Destroy this card and destroy a Thing.

Card by Kevan, in Kryptopol deck

Freedom of Information

Action

All Players reveal their hands.

Card by Kevan, in Kryptopol deck

Nice try!

Action

Play in response to someone playing a card in response to you winning. That card's effects are negated.

Card by Ryan_1729

6;

Workshop

Thing

Receive 100 Raw Materials tokens Action: Destroy 10 Raw Materials tokens to create a new card. Destroy another one for each word written on it (title counts, Type doesn't.) The phrase "I win" or anything to that effect costs 100000 Raw Materials tokens. After one turn this card is placed in the player's hand.

Card by Ryan_1729

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Eraser

Thing

Once this card is played it becomes public property and anyone may use it on their turn. Action:Remove a card's title. If a card has no title/one is not visible you may erase one word from the text on the card. If a card that has been erased is played and fails to make sense, it is destroyed.

Card by Ryan_1729

Much of a Muchness

Thing

All Tokens are of type "Generic". Any card that refers to a specific type of token is considered to refer to Generic Tokens.

Card by Kevan

The Dagger of Time

Thing

When the Dagger of Time comes into play, note down all Things in play, and who controls them. Action: Destroy all Things that weren't noted down, and return to play any Things that were noted down and are now in the discard pile. Destroy Dagger of Time.

Card by Kevan

WarioWare

Thing

Action: Draw a card and play it. If it's a Thing, destroy it at the end of your turn. If it's a Thing with an activated Action, you may choose to activate it once.

Card by Kevan

Deus ex machina

Action

This card may be played at any time. Create a new card and immediately play it. Any player may discard a card to remove the new card from the game.

Card by Ryan_1729

JY

Jonny, Johnny

Action-Quiz

Only the player of this card may read this card. Ask the other players to fill in the blank:An animated television show entitled "Jonney blankest." If anyone guesses "Qu" they receive one Nostalgia and one Old token, If anyone guesses "T" they receive 2 New tokens. You get 4 Quizmaster tokens.

Card by Ryan_1729

MOR

More of that please!

Action

Receive 1000 of any previously defined tokens.

Card by Ryan_1729

Ministry of Love

Thing

You may look at any Opponent's hand at any time.

Card by Kevan (World Domination deck)

Ministry of Truth

Thing

Action: Remove a card in the discard pile from the game.

Card by Kevan (World Domination deck)

Infiltration

Action

Choose an Opponent. Take their next turn for them.

Card by Kevan (World Domination deck)

X-ray goggles

Thing

Action:search the draw pile (but do not disturb the order of the cards.)

Card by Ryan_1729

Triviality

Action - Quiz

Ask the other players any trivia question that you're able to verify the answer of. Any player who gets it right may draw a card. If some players got it right and some got it wrong, you draw three cards.

Card by Kevan

Bureau de Change

Thing

Action: Discard a card to gain a token of your choice, or destroy a token you control to draw a card. Any player may use this action.

Card by Kevan

Pop-Up Toaster

Thing

When Pop-Up Toaster comes into play, you may put up to two cards from your hand underneath it, face-down. At the start of your turn, if there are any cards under Pop-Up Toaster, remove one and play it. (It doesn't count towards your Thing/Action limit.)

Card by Kevan

BOOM

Time bomb

Thing

If this card isn't defused (discarded/destroyed) before 5 minutes after this card is played, this Thing and all other Things in play not controlled by the player of this card are destroyed.

Card by Ryan_1729

Ignore this.

thing

All sentences that start with a verb are ignored. Understand, Chimp-breath?

Card by Ryan_1729

Bureaucracy

thing

All actions now take three times as long. If a an action would normally occur the same turn the card causing it was played, it now takes place four turns later.

Card by Ryan_1729

Haste

Thing

Attach this to another Thing you control. You may use that Thing's Action (if any) once per turn without using your Action. If that Thing is destroyed, so is this one.

Card by KillSmiley

Quick Draw

Thing

Action: Discard a card, then reveal the top card of the deck and play it immediately if you can. It doesn't count against your per-turn limit.

Card by KillSmiley

No, Don't!

Action

Discard this any time except your turn to play another card. Skip your next turn.

Card by KillSmiley

2T

Luck

Thing

Whenever you need to flip a coin, you may flip it twice. If it comes up differently the second time, you choose which result to use.

Card by Bucky

2T

Cursed

Thing

Play onto a Thing. That Thing's text is "This Thing is Cursed". It cannot be destroyed unless Cursed is also destroyed at the same time. When Cursed is destroyed, destroy it.

Card by Bucky

G8

Lock

Thing

Play on a thing. That thing may not be destroyed/discarded until this card is. This card may not be destroyed/discarded unless a card that counts as a key or a card that all players agree should destroy a padlock is played against it.

Card by Ryan_1729

G8

Key

Thing

This card counts as a key. Action: Put this and another card in your hand. These two cards don't count toward your hand limit.

Card by Ryan_1729

G8

Key

Thing

This card counts as a key. Action: Put this and another card in your hand. These two cards don't count toward your hand limit.

Card by Ryan_1729

Nomic

Thing

Special Rules may be changed as long as all players agree to all such changes.

Card by Bucky

29075

Asteroid of Equality

Action

All players vote on which player is most likely to win. For each vote a player receives, the voter's choice of one of their things is destroyed. If a player is unanimously voted most likely to win (excluding the player's vote) they discard their hand.

Card by Ryan_1729

G8

Key

Thing

This card counts as a key. Action: Put this and another card in your hand. These two cards don't count toward your hand limit.

Card by Ryan_1729