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|title=Zim | |title=Zim | ||
|type=Thing - Person | |type=Thing - Person | ||
|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game. | |text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game. | ||
|flavortext=Stupid, stinking humans. | |||
|bgcolor=008800 | |bgcolor=008800 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Dib | |title=Dib | ||
|type=Thing - Person | |type=Thing - Person | ||
|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game. | |text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game. | ||
|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse? | |||
|bgcolor=008800 | |bgcolor=008800 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Gaz | |title=Gaz | ||
|type=Thing - Person | |type=Thing - Person | ||
|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game. | |text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game. | ||
|flavortext=All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day. | |||
|bgcolor=008800 | |bgcolor=008800 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Miss Bitters | |title=Miss Bitters | ||
|type=Thing - Person | |type=Thing - Person | ||
|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game. | |text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game. | ||
|flavortext=Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. | |||
|bgcolor=008800 | |bgcolor=008800 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Destroy the World | |title=Destroy the World | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device. | |text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device. | ||
|flavortext=Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir? | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Voot Cruiser | |title=Voot Cruiser | ||
|type=Thing - Alien Tech | |type=Thing - Alien Tech | ||
|text= | |text= | ||
|flavortext= | |||
Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner! | |||
|bgcolor=660088 | |bgcolor=660088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Master Plan | |title=Master Plan | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=This can only be played on Zim. At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play. | |text=This can only be played on Zim. At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play. | ||
|flavortext=Back to my filthy evil I guess. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Voot Carrier | |title=Voot Carrier | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand. This card now counts as Alien Tech. | |text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand. This card now counts as Alien Tech. | ||
|flavortext=Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Bees | |title=Bees | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR. | |text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR. | ||
|flavortext=Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Alien Autopsy | |title=Alien Autopsy | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence. | |text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence. | ||
|flavortext=Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table. | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=The Swollen Eye | |title=The Swollen Eye | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin. If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand. | |text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin. If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand. | ||
|flavortext=Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Photographic Evidence | |title=Photographic Evidence | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing. | |text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing. | ||
|flavortext=Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Zim's Disguise | |title=Zim's Disguise | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=This can only be played on Zim. Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play. | |text=This can only be played on Zim. Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play. | ||
|flavortext=Master? Where did you go? Where are you? | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Game Slave 2 | |title=Game Slave 2 | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall. | |text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall. | ||
|flavortext=And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Piggy Hunter | |title=Piggy Hunter | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall. | |text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall. | ||
|flavortext=Check out these actual game screens. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Batteries | |title=Batteries | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text= | |text= | ||
|flavortext= | |||
But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Money | |title=Money | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text= | |text= | ||
|flavortext= | |||
On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=The Mall | |title=The Mall | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play. | |text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play. | ||
|flavortext=Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Iggins! | |title=Iggins! | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Take control of target non-person thing. | |text=Take control of target non-person thing. | ||
|flavortext=You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Room with a Moose | |title=Room with a Moose | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool. | |text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool. | ||
|flavortext=Moosey fate, say moosey fate! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Skoolbell | |title=Skoolbell | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Move target person onto The Skool. The controller of The Skool gains control of that person. Play this card only if this is possible. | |text=Move target person onto The Skool. The controller of The Skool gains control of that person. Play this card only if this is possible. | ||
|flavortext=I'm laaaate! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Meat | |title=Meat | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy Zim. | |text=Destroy Zim. | ||
|flavortext=My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Bologna DNA | |title=Bologna DNA | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy Dib. | |text=Destroy Dib. | ||
|flavortext=No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna. | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Out of Soda | |title=Out of Soda | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy Gaz. | |text=Destroy Gaz. | ||
|flavortext=Dib drank the last soda. He will pay! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Sunlight | |title=Sunlight | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy Miss Bitters. | |text=Destroy Miss Bitters. | ||
|flavortext=Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun. | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Germs | |title=Germs | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy target person. | |text=Destroy target person. | ||
|flavortext=Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Giant Water Balloon | |title=Giant Water Balloon | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser. Destroy target thing. | |text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser. Destroy target thing. | ||
|flavortext=Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Screaming Temporal Doom | |title=Screaming Temporal Doom | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this only if you control a person. Destroy target person and the person you control. | |text=Play this only if you control a person. Destroy target person and the person you control. | ||
|flavortext=Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Professor Membrane | |title=Professor Membrane | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand. | |text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand. | ||
|flavortext=And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Operation Impending Doom II | |title=Operation Impending Doom II | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card. | |text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card. | ||
|flavortext=Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|longtitle=true | |longtitle=true | ||
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|title=Obey Pustulio | |title=Obey Pustulio | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Look at target player's hand. Take one card from their hand and put it in yours. | |text=Look at target player's hand. Take one card from their hand and put it in yours. | ||
|flavortext=If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand. | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Skip Skool | |title=Skip Skool | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence. If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand. | |text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence. If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand. | ||
|flavortext=Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz. | |||
|longtext=true | |longtext=true | ||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
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|title=Irken Persuasion | |title=Irken Persuasion | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Look at target player's hand. They must discard one card of your choice. | |text=Look at target player's hand. They must discard one card of your choice. | ||
|flavortext=Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Bloaty's Pizza Hog | |title=Bloaty's Pizza Hog | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control. | |text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control. | ||
|flavortext=Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Hobo 13 | |title=Hobo 13 | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Draw two cards. Flip a coin. If it's heads, discard a card. If it's tails, discard a card at random. | |text=Draw two cards. Flip a coin. If it's heads, discard a card. If it's tails, discard a card at random. | ||
|flavortext=It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Ultra-Peepi | |title=Ultra-Peepi | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Destroy target non-person thing. | |text=Destroy target non-person thing. | ||
|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Mall Security | |title=Mall Security | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard a card. | |text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard a card. | ||
|flavortext=The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Space Meat | |title=Space Meat | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | |text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | ||
|flavortext=As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat. | |||
|longtext=true | |longtext=true | ||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
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|title=The Great Foodening | |title=The Great Foodening | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Target player loses their next turn. Flip a coin. If it's tails, you also lose your next turn. | |text=Target player loses their next turn. Flip a coin. If it's tails, you also lose your next turn. | ||
|flavortext=The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Space Time Object Replacement Device | |title=Space Time Object Replacement Device | ||
|type=Thing - Alien Tech | |type=Thing - Alien Tech | ||
|text='''Action:''' Choose a player. Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls. Flip a coin. If it is tails, destroy this card. | |text='''Action:''' Choose a player. Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls. Flip a coin. If it is tails, destroy this card. | ||
|flavortext=Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron! | |||
|longtitle=true | |longtitle=true | ||
|longtext=true | |longtext=true | ||
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|title=MegaDoomer | |title=MegaDoomer | ||
|type=Thing - Alien Tech | |type=Thing - Alien Tech | ||
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Target player must discard one card at random. | |text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Target player must discard one card at random. | ||
|flavortext=GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed! | |||
|bgcolor=660088 | |bgcolor=660088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Nanosub | |title=Nanosub | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Gain control of target person. | |text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Gain control of target person. | ||
|flavortext=When you die, can I play? | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=The PAK | |title=The PAK | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this card only on a person. That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play. | |text=Play this card only on a person. That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play. | ||
|flavortext=It's taking over my inferior human mind! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Robotic Eyes | |title=Robotic Eyes | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards. | |text='''Action:''' Destroy this card. Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards. | ||
|flavortext=For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles | |title=Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this card only on a person. Germs cannot be played on that person. At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn. | |text=Play this card only on a person. Germs cannot be played on that person. At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn. | ||
|flavortext=Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version. | |||
|longtitle=true | |longtitle=true | ||
|longtext=true | |longtext=true | ||
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|title=GIR | |title=GIR | ||
|type=Thing - Alien Tech | |type=Thing - Alien Tech | ||
|text='''Action:''' Flip a coin. If it's heads, destroy target thing. If it's tails, destroy this card. | |text='''Action:''' Flip a coin. If it's heads, destroy target thing. If it's tails, destroy this card. | ||
|flavortext=Aw... I wanted to explode! | |||
|bgcolor=660088 | |bgcolor=660088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=GIR's Disguise | |title=GIR's Disguise | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=This can only be played on GIR. GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play. | |text=This can only be played on GIR. GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play. | ||
|flavortext=Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog. | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Duty Mode | |title=Duty Mode | ||
|type=Thing | |type=Thing | ||
|text=Play this only on GIR. If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead. | |text=Play this only on GIR. If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead. | ||
|flavortext=This time on a dangerously high setting! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |bgcolor=000088 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Junk Food | |title=Junk Food | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play. Prevent GIR from destroying a card. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | |text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play. Prevent GIR from destroying a card. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | ||
|flavortext=But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes! | |||
|longtext=true | |longtext=true | ||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
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|title=Rubber Piggy | |title=Rubber Piggy | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | |text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. | ||
|flavortext=Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
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|title=Deadly Waves of Stupidness | |title=Deadly Waves of Stupidness | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this only if GIR is in play. Target player must discard two cards at random. | |text=Play this only if GIR is in play. Target player must discard two cards at random. | ||
|flavortext=Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness! | |||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
}} | }} |
Revision as of 03:19, 11 March 2007
Invader Zim | |
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Designer | MagiMaster |
Date | 2/27/2007 |
Players | 2-4 (suggested 3) |
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more. |
Invader Zim is attempting to destroy the Earth! Dib must stop him! Gaz is going to play video games!
Special Rules
Things
There are two subcategories of things in addition to generic things.
Persons are goal cards. Each person has a unique victory condition. The player that controls a person whose condition is satisfied wins the game. Unless some card says otherwise, a player can only control one person at a time.
Alien Tech functions like any other thing, but some cards affect only Alien Tech instead of generic things.
Gear
In addition to the cards, you will need a coin for flipping.
Other Rules
When a thing is destroyed all things on that thing (including all things on those things) are destroyed as well. For example, if The PAK is on Dib, Dib is on The Skool, and The Skool is destroyed, all three are destroyed. (Since The PAK is destroyed, it's ability can't be used.)
Notes
This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal.
Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:
- Lawn Gnomes
- Shloogorgh
- Sizz-lorr
- The Tallest
- The Massive
- Mars
- Gym
- Mortos der Soulstealer
- Tak
- Minimoose
- The Spooky Chihuahua
- Robot Parents
- Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
- The "Resisty"
- Prisoner 777
- Spelldrive
- Lice
- Plague of Babies
- Keef
- And many other things I missed...
Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, the existing cards use very technical body text. Please try to maintain this style. (In this deck's creator's opinion, this prevents any confusion over what the card does without ruining the sense of humor.) However, if you think you can make the text clearer, feel free to try.
Quotes from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.
Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).
Have Fun!
Card List
Stupid, stinking humans.
Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.
Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Back to my filthy evil I guess.
Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!
Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.
Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!
Master? Where did you go? Where are you?
And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!
Check out these actual game screens.
Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.
You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!
Action: Move target person you control onto The Skool.
Action: Move target person off of The Skool, as long as you do not already control a person not on The Skool.
Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
I'm laaaate!
No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.
Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!
Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!
Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!
Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.
If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.
Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.
Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!
Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!
It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!
Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!
As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.
The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!
Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!
GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!
When you die, can I play?
It's taking over my inferior human mind!
For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!
Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.
Aw... I wanted to explode!
Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.
This time on a dangerously high setting!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!
Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!