User:Fuso

Favorite cards

Most cards here have either been rephrased or redone entirely. For such cards, "(adapted)" has been added to the title.

For brewity, a reaction is an action that may be played at any time, even if it isn't your turn, in particular in response to a thing or action player by an opponent. In addition to playing one action per turn, any number of free, turn, and card (re)actions can be played in the same turn. However, a turn action can only be played once per turn, only one card action can be played per card and turn, and only one card reaction can be played per card and event. If one event triggers another event, the same card may be called upon again.

A global action can be used by any player. "You" in the description of a global action refers to the player that activates the action.

Entity is a synonym for thing. Entities can be physical (can be touched), ethereal (has a location but cannot be touched), or metaphysical (does not have a physical location or is everywhere). Both objects and events are physical entities. An animate (moving but not necessarily alive) is a kind of object. A creature is furthermore alive. A humanoid is an animate of human shape. An intelligent is a living being of human-like intelligence. A human is an intelligent humanoid.

Conditions and additional costs for an action or thing to be played are given in square brackates ("[" and "]"). If an action or thing is cancelled, costs are not refunded. In particular, action cards that have their effects negated are still discarded.

When it says that something should be done by more than one player, then the default order is the turn order, starting with the player that was the cause of the effect or, if not applicable, the player whose turn it is.

Decks cards have been taken from the Vampire Cliché deck, the Time Cube deck, the Space Pirates deck, the Sleep Time deck, the School Chemistry Lesson deck, and the Artificing deck.

Turn modifiers

Dying Monologue (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Speech..

Immediately take an extra turn. If you haven't won by the end of this turn, you lose the game.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Tyrethali)

Catch-22

Thing - Metaphical Entity

The turn order is reversed when Catch-22 is played, it reverts to normal when Catch-22 leaves play.

Card by DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, Nathan

Dilithium Crystal (adapted)

Thing - Object

When Dilithium Crystal leaves play, you may take an extra turn after the current turn. (If a player takes an indefinite number of consequative turns, the game ends in a draw.)

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Stevie DeTurk

Thing - Human

Action: Destroy all things you control. Target player skips their next turn.

Action: Destroy Stevie DeTurk, destroy target thing without an effect that is currently active.

Card by Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)

Action modifiers

Hannibal's Gamble

Thing - Event

Whenever an opponent plays a non-free action or thing, destroy a thing you own.

At the beginning of your turn, destroy Hannibal's Gamble and draw three cards; you may play any number of actions and things this turn. If this card is destroyed during an opponent's turn, destroy all things you control.

Card by Fuso

Repercussion

Action - Free Reaction

For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction in response to an action by an opponent.

This card is activated if discarded. (If an action caused the discarding, a reaction cannot be played to counter it.)

Card by Fuso

Strategist

Thing - Human

Free reaction: Discard a card from your hand. For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction.

Card by Fuso

Graviton Anchor

Thing - Object

Mechanic.

Free reaction: Use only whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead.

Card by Zarba

Sabotage (adapted)

Thing - Event

Sabotage may be played as a free reaction.

When Sabotage comes into play, target a thing; actions of the thing cannot be activated. Transfer control of Sabotage to the owner of the thing.

Action: Destroy Sabotage.

Card by Drock

I Think I Would Know (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Speech.

Cancel an action that directly affects you. Skip your next turn. If you control an animate, return I Think I Would Know to your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)

Tower of Babble

Thing - Object

Structure.

Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you.

Card by Kevan

National Security Agency

Thing - Object

Structure.

Free reaction: Destroy two things you control to negate the effects of an action or action card that directly affects you or something you control. If the effects of an action card was negated, the action card must be discarded.

Card by Fuso

Human Blockhead Androids (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Humanoid, Mechanic, Robot.

Free reaction: Negate the effects of an action or action card. Destroy Human Blockhead Androids.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Superstitious Nonsense

Action - Free Reaction

Discard this and any other card to cancel the effects of any card just played.

Card by Tyrethali

Electric Parrot (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Animal, Mechanic, Robot.

Turn action: Discard a card at random - if it was an action, it takes effect as if you had played it.

Card by Kevan

Grog Vats (adapted)

Thing - Object

Turn reaction: Prevent an action performed by an animate.

Card by Amigo

Haste

Action

You may play two more actions this turn.

Card by Fuso

Coffee Machine

Thing - Object

Mechanic.

Global free action: Discard a card to play an extra action this turn.

Card by Fuso

Strike!

Action

Target player may not activate any actions in either the remainder of this turn OR during their next turn. Choose one or the other.

Card by Fuso

Thing modifiers

No Reflection (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

When No Reflection comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control instead of your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

No Reflection II (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

When No Reflection II comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control in addition to your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Four-Corner Metamorphosis (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Give control of target thing to a player other than yourself.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Obscurantism Prevails (adapted)

Action

Each player that controls a thing destroys a thing they own of their choice.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Radio Transmitter

Thing - Object

Mechanical.

Action: Target a mechanical thing in play. You gain control over the thing until the end of your turn.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Gaseous Form (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

Destroy all other things you control when you play this. Destroy all other things that come under your control.

Free reaction: Destroy Gaseous Form.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Involutary Shield

Thing - Event

When Involutary Shield comes into play, target two things. Involutary Shield and the first thing cannot be destroyed through ordinary means. When the second thing leaves play, destroy Involutary Shield and the first thing.

Card by Fuso

I Am One With The Universe

Action

Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn.

Card by Zarba

Moon Rock

Thing - Object

Moon Rock cannot be destroyed.

Card by Fuso

Family Cube is Creation Body (adapted)

Action

Every player reveals their hand; all things are put into play. Each player chooses which thing to be put into play next. If the thing cannot be put into play, discard it.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Martians Enslave Earth (adapted)

Thing - Event

Things cannot be played from the hand for any player.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan, Nik, and Raven)

It Never Existed

Action

You can only play this card if a thing was destroyed this turn. Target thing is removed from play and onto the discard pile without having been destroyed. (Effects of the thing cease as usual, but "at destruction" events are not triggered.)

Card by Fuso

Mutual Assured Destruction

Thing - Metaphysical Object

If any thing is destroyed, destroy all things in play. You choose the order in which the things are destroyed. (If Mutual Assured Destruction is destroyed, then a thing was destroyed.)

Card by Fuso

Clockwork Mouse (adapted)

Thing - Creature

Animal.

Turn action: Give control of Clockwork Mouse to a random opponent.

Card by Kevan

Tinker (adapted)

Action

Destroy a thing. The controller of that thing may put another thing into play form their hand.

Card by Tyrethali

Inventive Streak (adapted)

Action

Play an extra thing then draw a card.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Timely Retreat

Action - Free Reaction

Return target thing to its owner's hand. If the thing is controlled by more than one person, instead move the thing to the discard pile.

Card by Fuso

First Up Against The Wall

Action

Destroy the alphabetically-earliest Thing.

Card by Kevan

Federation Ambush (adapted)

Action

The player with most things must destroy half of them, rounding down.

Card by Kevan

Psychiatry

Action

Choose a player and a card type. The player discards all cards of that type. If there is no card of the type, the player draws two cards.

Card by Fuso

Xenomorph Eggs (adapted)

Thing - Object

Living.

When this card comes into play, transfer control of it to target player.

At every beginning of your turn, put an egg counter on this card.

Global action: [Remove an egg counter.] Destroy an animate that shares a controller with Xenomorph Eggs.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Garbageman

Thing - Human

When Garbageman comes into play, destroy it and draw a card. You may play another thing this turn.

Card by Fuso

Blood Hunger (adapted)

Thing - Ethereal Object

Supernatural.

When this card comes into play, target player gains control of Blood Hunger.

Whenever your turn ends, you must either eliminate yourself, discard a card from your hand, or destroy a thing under your control other than this card.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Educated Stupid (adapted)

Action

Destroy any number of things you control.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Evil Cubeless Singularity (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Object

At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a thing they control. If the player has no things to destroy, the player destroys Evil Cubeless Singularity instead.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Paperweight

Thing - Object

Place this Thing on top of another thing you control. If for any reason the equipped thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

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"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."

Card by Drock

Minefield (adapted)

Thing - Object

Action: Destroy a random thing in play.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Drock)

Infiltration

Thing - Event

When Infilitration comes into play, gain control over target thing. (If anyone would gain or lose control over Infilitration, they would also gain or lose control over the targetted thing.)

Action: Discard two cards from your hand to destroy Infiltration.

Card by Fuso

Foreign Holiday (adapted)

Action

In the cramped confines of the ship's hold, each player may only take one thing with them. Those left are destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Space Kraken Attack

Action

All players destroy one thing.

Card by Zarba

Bribe (adapted)

Action

Transfer control of a thing to an opponent. Transfer to you the control of an animate of the same opponent.

Card by Fuso (adapted by Kevan)

Hand modifiers

Deadly Word Virus (adapted)

Action

Destroy a thing you control to pass this card to player of your choice. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Phogon Looter

Thing - Intelligent Humanoid

Turn Action: Name a card. If any opponent has it in hand, they must hand it to you.

Card by Zarba

Lost Luggage

Thing - Event

Every player reveals his hand and removes the cards from the game. When Lost Luggage leaves play, return the cards to the respective players' hands.

Global action: Add a time counter to Lost Luggage. If the number of counters becomes two or greater, destroy Lost Luggage.

Card by Fuso

Interception

Action - Free Reaction

Play only when a player puts a card in his hand. The player must give the card to you. If there is no clear single last card that this effect applies to, take a random one of the last drawn cards.

Card by Fuso

Heist

Action - Free Reaction

Play only when a thing is put into play. The thing is instead put into play under your control. Transfer control of a thing you own to the same player.

Card by Fuso

Treasure Map

Thing - Object

Action: Destroy this card. Name a card, search for it in the draw pile and put it in your hand. Shuffle the draw pile afterwards.

Card by Zarba

Mesmerism (adapted)

Action

Target player reveals his/her hand to you and only you. Take a card from that player's hand then give the same player a card from your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Pascal's Wager

Thing - Metaphysical Event

Superntural.

Pacal's Wager cannot be destroyed while there's another thing under your conrol. If Pascal's Wager leaves play and there are no other things under your control, draw five cards.

Card by Fuso

Note from the Future

Action

Supernatural.

The first time you play this card, you may look at every Opponent's hand, then take a card of your choice from anywhere in the game and put it into your hand. If you play this card, you may not win the game until after you have played it again.

Card by Kevan, Nik, and Raven

Cybernetic Eyepatch

Thing - Object

Mechanical.

You can hold two more cards in your hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.

Card by Zarba

Bionic Eyepatch

Thing - Object

Action: View a chosen opponent's hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.

Card by Kevan

Stop Hogging The Equipment (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

When Stop Hogging The Equipment is in play, all hand sizes are reduced by two.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan and Raven)

Draw Cards

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan

Secret Plot

Action

If you discard this card at any time outside your discard phase, draw three cards.

Card by Tyrethali

Free Trade

Action

Target opponent draws cards equal to his hand size and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's hand, and one to the discard pile. (The cards count as drawn cards for other effects and the three piles does therefore not necessarily contain a total of cards equal to the hand size.)

Card by Fuso

Theory to End All Theories (Adapted)

Action

Search the discard pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Scholar

Thing - Human

Free action: Draw a card and transfer control of Scholar to an opponent.

Card by Fuso

Change of Address

Thing - Event

Whenever the player that is after you in the turn order is to draw a card, you draw instead. Whenever you are to draw a card, the player after you in the turn order draws instead.

Card by Fuso

Back to the Drawing Board (adapted)

Action - Event

Discard any number of cards, then draw one card for each card lost.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Blockade

Action - Free Reaction

This card can only be played at the beginning of a turn. Target player may not draw any cards this turn.

Card by Fuso

Christmas Bonus

Action

Draw an extra card for each card already drawn this turn. (The starting hand is technically not drawn on the first turn.)

Card by Fuso

Gnomish Investors

Thing - Intelligent Humanoid

At the beginning of your turn, place a cash counter on this card if there's at least one cash counter on it.

Action: [Discard X cards.] Put X cash counters on this card.

Action: [Remove X cash counters from this card.] Draw X cards.

Card by Fuso

Teacher's Attention

Thing - Event

The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to.

Card by Kevan and Raven

Free Trade

Action

Target opponent draws five cards and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's han, and one to the discard pile.

Card by Fuso

Recycling

Thing - Event

Free reaction: [a non-animate thing leaves play] Draw a card.

Global action:

Discard your hand and destroy Recycling.

Card by Fuso

Gravedigger

Thing - Human

Free reaction: [an animate leaves play] Draw a card.

Card by Fuso

Revealing the Master Plan (adapted)

Action

Draw until you have a number of cards in your hand equal to your hand size; show your hand to all players.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Perpeptual Motion Machine

Thing

Mechanical, Supernatural.

When Perpeptual Motion Machine comes into play, any player may discard two cards to destroy it.

Action: Draw two cards.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Spinning Bits

Action

Target thing gains the ability "Action: Draw a Card" until the end of this game.

Card by Tyrethali

Goblin Factory

Thing - Object

Mechanical, Structure.

Global free action: [Discard two cards from your hand] Draw one card.

Card by Fuso

Teddy Bear (adapted)

Thing - Object

Free action: Use only at the beginning of your turn. Draw an extra card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. If it was a thing, destroy Teddy Bear.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Word Enslaves Human Mind

Action

Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one.

Card by Kevan

Discard Cards

Evil Word Pedants (adapted)

Thing - Human

Whenever a thing is put into play, its controller must discard a card or destroy the thing.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Sink Plunger

Action

Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand.

Card by Kevan and Raven

Space Ninjas! (adapted)

Action

Name a card type (e.g. Action, Thing, Animate, Free action). All players reveal their hands and discard all cards of that type.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Amigo)

Cutting Losses

Action

All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.

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"Oh, that's not fair."

Card by Dorba

Amorous Cats (adapted)

Thing - Creature

Animal.

Every player with a non-empty hand must discard a card at the end of his or her turn.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

God Lets Little Children Starve (adapted)

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan

Favorite cards

Most cards here have either been rephrased or redone entirely. For such cards, "(adapted)" has been added to the title.

For brewity, a reaction is an action that may be played at any time, even if it isn't your turn, in particular in response to a thing or action player by an opponent. In addition to playing one action per turn, any number of free, turn, and card (re)actions can be played in the same turn. However, a turn action can only be played once per turn, only one card action can be played per card and turn, and only one card reaction can be played per card and event. If one event triggers another event, the same card may be called upon again.

A global action can be used by any player. "You" in the description of a global action refers to the player that activates the action.

Entity is a synonym for thing. Entities can be physical (can be touched), ethereal (has a location but cannot be touched), or metaphysical (does not have a physical location or is everywhere). Both objects and events are physical entities. An animate (moving but not necessarily alive) is a kind of object. A creature is furthermore alive. A humanoid is an animate of human shape. An intelligent is a living being of human-like intelligence. A human is an intelligent humanoid.

Conditions and additional costs for an action or thing to be played are given in square brackates ("[" and "]"). If an action or thing is cancelled, costs are not refunded. In particular, action cards that have their effects negated are still discarded.

When it says that something should be done by more than one player, then the default order is the turn order, starting with the player that was the cause of the effect or, if not applicable, the player whose turn it is.

Decks cards have been taken from the Vampire Cliché deck, the Time Cube deck, the Space Pirates deck, the Sleep Time deck, the School Chemistry Lesson deck, and the Artificing deck.

Turn modifiers

Dying Monologue (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Speech..

Immediately take an extra turn. If you haven't won by the end of this turn, you lose the game.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Tyrethali)

Catch-22

Thing - Metaphical Entity

The turn order is reversed when Catch-22 is played, it reverts to normal when Catch-22 leaves play.

Card by DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, Nathan

Dilithium Crystal (adapted)

Thing - Object

When Dilithium Crystal leaves play, you may take an extra turn after the current turn. (If a player takes an indefinite number of consequative turns, the game ends in a draw.)

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Stevie DeTurk

Thing - Human

Action: Destroy all things you control. Target player skips their next turn.

Action: Destroy Stevie DeTurk, destroy target thing without an effect that is currently active.

Card by Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)

Action modifiers

Hannibal's Gamble

Thing - Event

Whenever an opponent plays a non-free action or thing, destroy a thing you own.

At the beginning of your turn, destroy Hannibal's Gamble and draw three cards; you may play any number of actions and things this turn. If this card is destroyed during an opponent's turn, destroy all things you control.

Card by Fuso

Repercussion

Action - Free Reaction

For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction in response to an action by an opponent.

This card is activated if discarded. (If an action caused the discarding, a reaction cannot be played to counter it.)

Card by Fuso

Strategist

Thing - Human

Free reaction: Discard a card from your hand. For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction.

Card by Fuso

Graviton Anchor

Thing - Object

Mechanic.

Free reaction: Use only whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead.

Card by Zarba

Sabotage (adapted)

Thing - Event

Sabotage may be played as a free reaction.

When Sabotage comes into play, target a thing; actions of the thing cannot be activated. Transfer control of Sabotage to the owner of the thing.

Action: Destroy Sabotage.

Card by Drock

I Think I Would Know (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Speech.

Cancel an action that directly affects you. Skip your next turn. If you control an animate, return I Think I Would Know to your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from DarthGanon, Andrew, Tony, and Nathan)

Tower of Babble

Thing - Object

Structure.

Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you.

Card by Kevan

National Security Agency

Thing - Object

Structure.

Free reaction: Destroy two things you control to negate the effects of an action or action card that directly affects you or something you control. If the effects of an action card was negated, the action card must be discarded.

Card by Fuso

Human Blockhead Androids (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Humanoid, Mechanic, Robot.

Free reaction: Negate the effects of an action or action card. Destroy Human Blockhead Androids.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Superstitious Nonsense

Action - Free Reaction

Discard this and any other card to cancel the effects of any card just played.

Card by Tyrethali

Electric Parrot (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Animal, Mechanic, Robot.

Turn action: Discard a card at random - if it was an action, it takes effect as if you had played it.

Card by Kevan

Grog Vats (adapted)

Thing - Object

Turn reaction: Prevent an action performed by an animate.

Card by Amigo

Haste

Action

You may play two more actions this turn.

Card by Fuso

Coffee Machine

Thing - Object

Mechanic.

Global free action: Discard a card to play an extra action this turn.

Card by Fuso

Strike!

Action

Target player may not activate any actions in either the remainder of this turn OR during their next turn. Choose one or the other.

Card by Fuso

Thing modifiers

No Reflection (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

When No Reflection comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control instead of your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

No Reflection II (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

When No Reflection II comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control in addition to your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Four-Corner Metamorphosis (adapted)

Action - Free Reaction

Give control of target thing to a player other than yourself.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Obscurantism Prevails (adapted)

Action

Each player that controls a thing destroys a thing they own of their choice.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Radio Transmitter

Thing - Object

Mechanical.

Action: Target a mechanical thing in play. You gain control over the thing until the end of your turn.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Gaseous Form (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

Supernatural.

Destroy all other things you control when you play this. Destroy all other things that come under your control.

Free reaction: Destroy Gaseous Form.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Involutary Shield

Thing - Event

When Involutary Shield comes into play, target two things. Involutary Shield and the first thing cannot be destroyed through ordinary means. When the second thing leaves play, destroy Involutary Shield and the first thing.

Card by Fuso

I Am One With The Universe

Action

Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn.

Card by Zarba

Moon Rock

Thing - Object

Moon Rock cannot be destroyed.

Card by Fuso

Family Cube is Creation Body (adapted)

Action

Every player reveals their hand; all things are put into play. Each player chooses which thing to be put into play next. If the thing cannot be put into play, discard it.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Martians Enslave Earth (adapted)

Thing - Event

Things cannot be played from the hand for any player.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan, Nik, and Raven)

It Never Existed

Action

You can only play this card if a thing was destroyed this turn. Target thing is removed from play and onto the discard pile without having been destroyed. (Effects of the thing cease as usual, but "at destruction" events are not triggered.)

Card by Fuso

Mutual Assured Destruction

Thing - Metaphysical Object

If any thing is destroyed, destroy all things in play. You choose the order in which the things are destroyed. (If Mutual Assured Destruction is destroyed, then a thing was destroyed.)

Card by Fuso

Clockwork Mouse (adapted)

Thing - Creature

Animal.

Turn action: Give control of Clockwork Mouse to a random opponent.

Card by Kevan

Tinker (adapted)

Action

Destroy a thing. The controller of that thing may put another thing into play form their hand.

Card by Tyrethali

Inventive Streak (adapted)

Action

Play an extra thing then draw a card.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Timely Retreat

Action - Free Reaction

Return target thing to its owner's hand. If the thing is controlled by more than one person, instead move the thing to the discard pile.

Card by Fuso

First Up Against The Wall

Action

Destroy the alphabetically-earliest Thing.

Card by Kevan

Federation Ambush (adapted)

Action

The player with most things must destroy half of them, rounding down.

Card by Kevan

Psychiatry

Action

Choose a player and a card type. The player discards all cards of that type. If there is no card of the type, the player draws two cards.

Card by Fuso

Xenomorph Eggs (adapted)

Thing - Object

Living.

When this card comes into play, transfer control of it to target player.

At every beginning of your turn, put an egg counter on this card.

Global action: [Remove an egg counter.] Destroy an animate that shares a controller with Xenomorph Eggs.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Garbageman

Thing - Human

When Garbageman comes into play, destroy it and draw a card. You may play another thing this turn.

Card by Fuso

Blood Hunger (adapted)

Thing - Ethereal Object

Supernatural.

When this card comes into play, target player gains control of Blood Hunger.

Whenever your turn ends, you must either eliminate yourself, discard a card from your hand, or destroy a thing under your control other than this card.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Educated Stupid (adapted)

Action

Destroy any number of things you control.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Evil Cubeless Singularity (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Object

At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a thing they control. If the player has no things to destroy, the player destroys Evil Cubeless Singularity instead.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Paperweight

Thing - Object

Place this Thing on top of another thing you control. If for any reason the equipped thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

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"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."

Card by Drock

Minefield (adapted)

Thing - Object

Action: Destroy a random thing in play.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Drock)

Infiltration

Thing - Event

When Infilitration comes into play, gain control over target thing. (If anyone would gain or lose control over Infilitration, they would also gain or lose control over the targetted thing.)

Action: Discard two cards from your hand to destroy Infiltration.

Card by Fuso

Foreign Holiday (adapted)

Action

In the cramped confines of the ship's hold, each player may only take one thing with them. Those left are destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Space Kraken Attack

Action

All players destroy one thing.

Card by Zarba

Bribe (adapted)

Action

Transfer control of a thing to an opponent. Transfer to you the control of an animate of the same opponent.

Card by Fuso (adapted by Kevan)

Hand modifiers

Deadly Word Virus (adapted)

Action

Destroy a thing you control to pass this card to player of your choice. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Phogon Looter

Thing - Intelligent Humanoid

Turn Action: Name a card. If any opponent has it in hand, they must hand it to you.

Card by Zarba

Lost Luggage

Thing - Event

Every player reveals his hand and removes the cards from the game. When Lost Luggage leaves play, return the cards to the respective players' hands.

Global action: Add a time counter to Lost Luggage. If the number of counters becomes two or greater, destroy Lost Luggage.

Card by Fuso

Interception

Action - Free Reaction

Play only when a player puts a card in his hand. The player must give the card to you. If there is no clear single last card that this effect applies to, take a random one of the last drawn cards.

Card by Fuso

Heist

Action - Free Reaction

Play only when a thing is put into play. The thing is instead put into play under your control. Transfer control of a thing you own to the same player.

Card by Fuso

Treasure Map

Thing - Object

Action: Destroy this card. Name a card, search for it in the draw pile and put it in your hand. Shuffle the draw pile afterwards.

Card by Zarba

Mesmerism (adapted)

Action

Target player reveals his/her hand to you and only you. Take a card from that player's hand then give the same player a card from your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Pascal's Wager

Thing - Metaphysical Event

Superntural.

Pacal's Wager cannot be destroyed while there's another thing under your conrol. If Pascal's Wager leaves play and there are no other things under your control, draw five cards.

Card by Fuso

Note from the Future

Action

Supernatural.

The first time you play this card, you may look at every Opponent's hand, then take a card of your choice from anywhere in the game and put it into your hand. If you play this card, you may not win the game until after you have played it again.

Card by Kevan, Nik, and Raven

Cybernetic Eyepatch

Thing - Object

Mechanical.

You can hold two more cards in your hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.

Card by Zarba

Bionic Eyepatch

Thing - Object

Action: View a chosen opponent's hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.

Card by Kevan

Stop Hogging The Equipment (adapted)

Thing - Metaphysical Entity

When Stop Hogging The Equipment is in play, all hand sizes are reduced by two.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan and Raven)

Draw Cards

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan

Secret Plot

Action

If you discard this card at any time outside your discard phase, draw three cards.

Card by Tyrethali

Free Trade

Action

Target opponent draws cards equal to his hand size and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's hand, and one to the discard pile. (The cards count as drawn cards for other effects and the three piles does therefore not necessarily contain a total of cards equal to the hand size.)

Card by Fuso

Theory to End All Theories (Adapted)

Action

Search the discard pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Scholar

Thing - Human

Free action: Draw a card and transfer control of Scholar to an opponent.

Card by Fuso

Change of Address

Thing - Event

Whenever the player that is after you in the turn order is to draw a card, you draw instead. Whenever you are to draw a card, the player after you in the turn order draws instead.

Card by Fuso

Back to the Drawing Board (adapted)

Action - Event

Discard any number of cards, then draw one card for each card lost.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Blockade

Action - Free Reaction

This card can only be played at the beginning of a turn. Target player may not draw any cards this turn.

Card by Fuso

Christmas Bonus

Action

Draw an extra card for each card already drawn this turn. (The starting hand is technically not drawn on the first turn.)

Card by Fuso

Gnomish Investors

Thing - Intelligent Humanoid

At the beginning of your turn, place a cash counter on this card if there's at least one cash counter on it.

Action: [Discard X cards.] Put X cash counters on this card.

Action: [Remove X cash counters from this card.] Draw X cards.

Card by Fuso

Teacher's Attention

Thing - Event

The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to.

Card by Kevan and Raven

Free Trade

Action

Target opponent draws five cards and places them in three piles; move a pile of your choice to your own hand, one to your opponent's han, and one to the discard pile.

Card by Fuso

Recycling

Thing - Event

Free reaction: [a non-animate thing leaves play] Draw a card.

Global action:

Discard your hand and destroy Recycling.

Card by Fuso

Gravedigger

Thing - Human

Free reaction: [an animate leaves play] Draw a card.

Card by Fuso

Revealing the Master Plan (adapted)

Action

Draw until you have a number of cards in your hand equal to your hand size; show your hand to all players.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Perpeptual Motion Machine

Thing

Mechanical, Supernatural.

When Perpeptual Motion Machine comes into play, any player may discard two cards to destroy it.

Action: Draw two cards.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Spinning Bits

Action

Target thing gains the ability "Action: Draw a Card" until the end of this game.

Card by Tyrethali

Goblin Factory

Thing - Object

Mechanical, Structure.

Global free action: [Discard two cards from your hand] Draw one card.

Card by Fuso

Teddy Bear (adapted)

Thing - Object

Free action: Use only at the beginning of your turn. Draw an extra card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. If it was a thing, destroy Teddy Bear.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Word Enslaves Human Mind

Action

Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one.

Card by Kevan

Discard Cards

Evil Word Pedants (adapted)

Thing - Human

Whenever a thing is put into play, its controller must discard a card or destroy the thing.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Sink Plunger

Action

Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand.

Card by Kevan and Raven

Space Ninjas! (adapted)

Action

Name a card type (e.g. Action, Thing, Animate, Free action). All players reveal their hands and discard all cards of that type.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Amigo)

Cutting Losses

Action

All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.

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"Oh, that's not fair."

Card by Dorba

Amorous Cats (adapted)

Thing - Creature

Animal.

Every player with a non-empty hand must discard a card at the end of his or her turn.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

God Lets Little Children Starve (adapted)

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan