Government Warehouse deck

Government Warehouse
Designers	Atticus, his friends
Date	Made over a long period of time, uploaded 5/22/08
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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I was playing around with the concept of a game set in a government warehouse, where each card was the contents of a box. My friends and I played around with it, and some of the cards stopped having any place in the warehouse, but the game became fun. There is two ways to win listed on the cards, but anything you can think of to escape the warehouse is fair game, except where noted.

Special Rules

Drawing and Playing

There are no hands in the government warehouse. At the beginning of the game, the first player draws a card and plays it. Actions consist of anything you can think of do to with that card. If the other players debate the logic of your move, then vote on it. Ties favor the dissenter.

On each turn

You play only destroy, search for, steal, etc. one card per turn. You must wait one turn between setting up an escape attempt and escaping, except in the case of the Key to the Door and the Super Bar.

Number of things

You may only have five things, unless you put things inside other things, or equip things to other things (Was that confusing? I bet it was confusing). If something is destroyed while it has something equipped to it or in it, all attached cards are also destroyed.

All things are assumed to have unlimited resources. Guns never run out of ammo, cars never need refueling, etc. This does not apply to food unless the food is in the plural form. Destroying a thing means the entire pile of cookies, scarabs, etc. is gone as well.

Other

Some cards create their own special rules. Follow them as needed.

Card List

Cookies

Thing

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

Anonymous Seed

Thing

Not sure what it grows.

Mace 'N Chain

Thing

Don't know why this is in the warehouse.

Force Field Generator

Thing

Generates a force field.

Security Uniform

Thing

Disguise yourself.

Mind Bender

Thing

More like a reality bender.

Apple of Knowledge

Thing

Consumption grants infinite wisdom.

Caveman

Thing

Frozen in a block of ice.

Yeti

Thing

Stuffed in "lifelike" pose.

The Ice Gun

Thing

Fires bullets made of ice. Killed JFK.

Degree in Anythingology

Thing

Degree in anything but not everything. Comes with one of those hats.

The Holy Grail

Thing

Drink from it to become immortal. Does not come with a beverage.

Martian Corpse

Thing

Very dead.

DeLorean

Thing

Time-traveling car.

Phone Booth

Thing

Time-traveling phone booth.

Pandora's Box

Thing

Mythology people know that the only thing left in here is raw despair.

Jimmy Hoffa

Thing

Dead body preserved in cryo-pod.

Insta-Cure

Thing

Rule: Upon consumption, you are immune to the effects of disease for the rest of the game. Cures any disease. Effects last for 24 hours.

The Levitator

Thing

Self-explanatory.

Shuriken

Thing

Y'know, ninja stars.

H-Bomb Penny

Thing

Sound-activated, just flip it and shout "Boom!"

Andromeda Strain

Thing

Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone not immune to disease, or alive but not breathing. Trapped in bottle. Kills within minutes by blood clotting. Airborne.

Freddy's Glove

Thing

In addition to murder weapon, it makes a lovely culinary utensil.

Whip

Thing

Whips things, like Indianapolis Jones.

Titanium Elastic

Thing

Stretches to lengths just beyond reasonable, plus it's made of titanium!

IMPOSSIBLE THINGS

Thing

An Escher cube and a Penrose triangle.

Guitar Hero Guitar

Thing

Playing the guitar will cause the entire song to play.

One Man Alien Craft

Thing

Relation to Martian Corpse unknown.

Bottomless Can of Gasoline

Thing

The oil crisis really is fake!

Meteorite

Thing

Radioactive. I don't know how. Just go with it.

AIDS V2.38

Thing

Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone who is not immune to disease, or alive and not breathing. Airborne. Mix of HIV, influenza, and e.coli (Wait, would that even work?). 24 hours to death.

Suitcase Nuke

Thing

A nuke and trigger hidden in a suitcase.

Necrophone

Thing

Made by Edison. Enables one to speak with the dead.

Live Dinosaur

Thing

Last survivor of Jurassic Park.

Kenny McCormick

Thing

Rule: All attacks are now directed at Kenny, or things next to him. Also, he's indestructable. Please avoid standing next to him.

Hookshot

Thing

Gauntlet mixed with a grappling hook.

Cure for Cancer

Thing

Liquid or tablet form. Disguised as rat poison.

Real Stonehenge

Thing

Resembles a firing range made of rock.

Heart of Gold

Thing

Equipped with Infinite Improbability Drive, and one annoying computer.

Duct Tape

Thing

Just in case.

Blackbeard's Shovel

Thing

Used to bury treasure.

Oddjob's Hat

Thing

With steel rim.

T-Virus Syringe

Thing

Causes super-strength, enlarged body size, and mild ZOMBIFICATION!

Super Bar

Thing

Satisfies hunger and thirst for a week. Tastes like anti-chicken. Note: If the deck runs out of cards, and you at some point during the game ate the Super Bar or have it, then you win.

Dr. Coca-Pepsi

Thing

Never loses its fizz.

Shield

Thing

Indestructible. Property of Captain America.

Hitler's Brain-in-a-Jar

Thing

Don't break glass.

Mach Rider's Motorcycle

Thing

Machine guns attached to handlebars.

Weapon Locker

Thing

Contains arsenal of conventional weapons.

Bomb Gun

Thing

Emits a laser sight. Firing makes the targeted object implode.

Robot Arm

Thing

Remains of T-800.

Empty Box

Thing

This box intentionally left blank.

Starbucks

Thing

They're everywhere!

Lightsaber

Thing

A pink lightsaber.

Mystery Egg

Thing

Hatches into something.

Thor's Hammer

Thing

Has electromagnetic properties. Also electric properties.

Radiation Beam

Thing

Fires concentrated radiation. The kind that gives superpowers and cancer, not the kind that kills on the spot.

The Killer Joke

Thing

In English and German. Death by laughter will occur five minutes after reading.

Scarabs

Thing

Hungry. Have a penchant for flesh eating.

Space-Time Continuum Eraser

Thing

Completely erases things from space and time.

Diet Pills

Thing

On consumption, you will reach your ideal body weight for your height within two weeks, regardless of what your eat.

Grab Bag

Thing

Contains any item, but the item is stolen.

The Monkey's Paw

Thing

Corrupts your wishes in the worst way possible.

Lighter + Aerosol

Thing

Improv flamethrower.

Invisibility Cloak

Thing

Size XXXXL

Holy Hand Grenade

Thing

Count to three and throw.

Dark Bulb

Thing

Reduces the light in a room.

Bag of Holding

Thing

Holds infinite items.

Ark of the Covenant

Thing

Contents may cause electrocution.

Proton Pack

Thing

The gravity gun for Ghostbusters, for those with trouble remembering names.

Perpetual Motion Machine

Thing

It's turned off.

Neuralizer

Thing

Erases memories, including the memories of having superpowers.

Key to the Door

Thing

If you have four other objects, then escape the warehouse and show the world what the government is hiding. The objects don't count if they are too mundane to make a difference to the world.