Unplayable Dvorak deck

The Unplayable Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	November 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Unplayable Dvorak Deck follows the same rules of the Infinite Dvorak deck, with one new special rule:

If a player successfuly plays any card of the Unplayable Dvorak deck and fulfills all of its commands (in a Thing's case, until the end of the turn), they win the game and the card is removed from the deck archive.

Card list

Overkill

Action

Draw 999 cards.

Card by Zaratustra

Playing With a Full Deck

Thing

If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.

Card by jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)

A Little More Conversation

Action

Destroy an Action.

Card by Zaratustra

Coming up short

Action

Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand.

Card by Bucky

Silence

Thing

No cards may be played on the turn this enters play.

Card by Bucky

Echo

Action

Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn.

Card by Bucky

The Ultimate Pick-Up Line

Thing

Lick your eyebrows when this comes into play.

Card by Zaratustra

Oche

Action

Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your next turn.

Card by Zaratustra

Misfire

Action

Negate this Action.

Card by Bucky

Game Over

Action

You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated.

Card by Gimlear

Jordan

Thing

If you try to play Jordan, you are eliminated about 57% through playing it, unless you are a true guitar hero indeed.

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Card by ChippyYYZ

Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor

Thing

If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Secret Word

Action

You must say the secret word when you play this.

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No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Double Trouble

Action

Play another card called Double Trouble.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Action

Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card.

Card by Binarius

Golden Fiddle

Thing

You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

The Playable Card

Action

All special rules are repealed while playing this card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

AWOL

absent

Remove this card from the deck before beginning the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Fuse

Action

Draw a card and play it immediately.

Card by Binarius

Wand of Summon Monster

Action

Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile.

Card by Binarius

Fishing Rod

Action

Gain control of a fish.

Card by Binarius

Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes

Thing-Monster

When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it.

Card by Bucky

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Action

Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly.

Card by Bucky

Loophole Man

Thing

Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card.

Card by Bucky