The Pointless Game deck

The Pointless Game deck
Designer	Gimlear
Date	17/03/2008
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

This is based on a pointless game that my family and I play. Feel free to contribute.

Special Rules

Turns

At the beginning of each turn, you draw 5 cards.

You may play 1 action card per turn.

You must play all the things in your hand during your turn. If, at the end of your turn, you still have cards in your hand, you must reveal them to all opponents. If there are any things in your hand, you are eliminated. Otherwise, discard your hand.

Any things remaining at the end of a player's turn that contain a color in the title are turned face down in front of him. All other things are destroyed.

Calling Cards

At any time during an opponent's turn, you may call a color in the title of any card that is face up, but you must say "Beetle" before the color; however, if the color is red, you must say "Beaver Cleaver". The first player to successfully do this takes the card and puts it face down in front of him. For example, player A plays "Black Cat". Player B then says "Beetle black", takes the card and places it face down in front of him. Note: You may NOT do this during your own turn.

Incorrect Calling

If you incorrectly call a color, you must immediately discard one face-down card in front of you. If you have no face-down cards in front of you, you are eliminated.

Victory

When at least one player has at least 10 cards face down in front of him, the player with the most face-down cards is declared the winner.

Other Rules

Each player starts the game with no cards in his hand.

All face down cards are considered blank.

Card List

Black Cat

Thing

When you play this card, you must discard a random card from your hand.

Card by Gimlear

The Red Scare

Thing

Target player may not call cards until the end of his next turn.

Card by Gimlear

Fuzzy Dice

Thing

Action: roll a die.

Card by Gimlear

The Yellow Brick Road

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Clouds

Thing

Action: Search the deck for "Lightning Storm" and play it.

Card by Gimlear

Lightning Storm

Action

Each player rolls one six-sided die and discards a number of face-down cards equal to the value of the die roll. If a player has less face-down cards than the value of his die roll, he must discard all of them.

Card by Gimlear

Playstation

Thing

Action: Discard all cards in your hand and end your turn.

Card by Gimlear

The Black Plague

Thing

If this card is still face-up at the end of your turn, you may not call cards until the end of your next turn.

Card by Gimlear

Yellow-Bellied Coward

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Lime and Rust

Thing

Action: discard one face-down card in front of target opponent.

Card by Gimlear

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Clock Radio

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Infrared Light

Thing

Action: destroy this card.

Card by Gimlear

Laser Pointer

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Clean, Clear Windows

Thing

Is clear a color?

Card by Gimlear

The Deep Blue Sea

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Popcorn

Thing

Card by Gimlear

The Yellow Pages

Thing

Action: search the deck for a card and put it in your hand.

Card by Gimlear

Ream of Paper

Thing

Action: create 15 things with the title "Piece of Paper" and blank texts, put them under your control, and destroy this card.

Card by Gimlear

Cat of Nine Tails

Thing

Action: Take one face-down card from each player and place them face-down in front of you.

Card by Gimlear

Leaky Black Pen

Thing

Card by Gimlear

Green mint ice cream

Thing-Food

Card by Stickman71