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The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more. And make sure you put your cards at the bottom of the page.
Don't change other people's cards. If something seems ambiguous or broken, tell them on the talk page. (There's an option to filter specified users' cards out when you export the deck to play with, so don't worry too much if someone's cards are irredeemably unplayable.)
Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. You should word your mechanics as generically as possible - a fishing rod card that said "gain control of a fish" would be useless in a game where no fish cards came up, whereas one that said "gain control of a living Thing" would probably see some use in any game that it got drawn in.

(A good test is to open a random archive page of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, and see how many of its cards your new card could apply to. If there are only one or two cards that you could play it on, then you should probably word it more generically.)

No special rules. This deck has no Special Rules aside from the two described below; it's all on the cards. Cards should not create Special Rules (or any equivalent "invisible" effect that significantly outlives the lifetime of the card); players should only have to read the cards on the table to know what's going on.
Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens count as Things, but if a token is destroyed or otherwise removed from play, it's removed from the game entirely. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"); if a token has a type, it's considered to be its name, otherwise its name is just "Token".
If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player is wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Selected Sets

If you'd prefer a more compact subset of the deck, you may appreciate one of the following:

Superpower set, Token set

Card List

The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: 1-100, 101-200, 201-300, 301-400, 401-500, 501-600, 601-700, 701-800, 801-900, 901-1000, 1001-1100, 1101-1200, 1201-1300, 1301-1400, 1401-1500, 1501-1600, 1601-1700.

Runaway Steamroller

Action

Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token.

Card by Kevan

Corner

Thing

"-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil."

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

I Am The Wisest Human Of All

Action

The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

God Lets Little Children Starve

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan added by gill_smoke

7G

Paradox bomb

Thing

Action: Destroy target universe. If there are no universes in play, then destroy all Things instead.

Card by Bucky

Crossed Wires

Thing

Each player may use the Action abilities of Things controlled by their opponents, but may not use those of Things they control themselves.

Card by Kevan

Blender

Action

Take X amount of cards, where X is the amount of cards you discard when you play this, and combine some part of each of their effects onto a new card, and put that card into play.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Ye Olde English

Thing

Thou shalt not play cardes of the vermilion colour. Thou shalt collect four score energetick tokeyns and prevail over thy opponentes.

Geez, I wish you could stop that ridiculous Shakespeare imitation.

Card by Zt

Jesus Christ Himself

Thing

Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to generate 10 food tokens.
Action: Replace all water tokens with wine tokens.
Action: Return a living thing from the discard pile to play under your control.

Card by Zt

Time Bubble Cannon

Thing

Action: Destroy target thing and skip your next two turns.

Card by Zt

Tower of Babylon

Thing

Seperate all things into play into X groups, where X is the number of players. All groups must contain the same amount of things, or as close as possible. Then, give each player a group. That is their new feild. All player's things and actions do not affect cards besides their own while this card is in play.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Babyloon

Thing

All things in play are considered Loony Babies. Loony Babies things may not affect other things with their effects besides themself.

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

Tower of Baaabylon

Thing

All things in play are now sheep.
Action: Discard a sheep of yours, draw a card.

Yum!

Card by Game and Watch Kirby

All The Little Things I Own

Thing

Play with your hand revealed. All things in your hand are considered to be in your hand AND in play. (They can be discarded and destroyed. They count towards hand size limit.)

Card by Zt

Poltergeist

Thing

Action: Choose two physically tangible, inanimate things controlled by two different players. They swap controller.

Card by Zt

The Spanish Inquisition

Action

Play this during your opponent's turn, shout: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!", take a living non-token thing in play and burn it. (If you don't have a lighter, ask your neighbour.)

Card by Zt

Mnemonic Device

Thing

As long as this card is in play, each time a player plays a card, he must say one word that rhymes with either the first or last word in the title of the card.

Card by Gimlear

Elton John Stole My Wallet

Action

Before playing this, say "Action" or "Thing". Target player discards all actions or things then. (Depending on what you said.)

Card by Zt

Paper Dragon

Thing

Action: Eliminate an opponent with no cards in her hand.

Card by Zt

By The Same Token

Thing

Whenever one of your tokens is destroyed, destroy an opponent's token.

Card by Zt

8G

Do-it-yourself kit

Thing

Action: You may play an extra Thing this turn.

Card by Bucky

9G

Mind games.

Thing

Action: Target opponent selects a card from their hand. Then, you name a card. Your opponent reveals the card they selected; if it's the one you named, move it to your hand.

Card by Bucky

The Pointless Game

Thing

As long as this card is in play, whenever a thing with a color in the title is played, any player other than the one who played it may say the word "Beetle" followed by the color; however, if the color is red, he must say "Beaver Cleaver". This action is called "calling cards". No player may call a card unless it was the last card played. When a player correctly calls a card, he gains 1 Pointless token and the thing is destroyed. When at least one player has at least 10 Pointless tokens, the player with the most Pointless tokens wins the game.

Beaver Cleaver!

Card by Gimlear

Chu-Chu

Thing

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Minna-hikkoshi!

Action

Exchange hands with another player.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Up!

Action

Draw three cards.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

Speed Down!

Action

Target player discards a random card.

Card by Zarba added by gill_smoke

This Card Won't Let You Win

Thing

If you can read or pronounce this without accent, you are propably an English native speaker.

Card by Zt

You Will Never Dance Alone

Thing

Whenever you put tokens into play with another card, this card generates the same amount of tokens with the same type and name.

Card by Zt

Fat Old Pervert

Thing

All opponents play with their hands revealed.

Mrs. Johnson started to realise that her neighbour's interest in astronomy was nothing but a cheap pretext.

Card by Zt

1H

Easter Egg

Thing

When you play Easter Egg, gain a Candy token.

Card by Bucky

2H

10-Ton Weight

Thing

When you play 10-Ton Weight, you may destroy a Thing.

Card by Bucky

3H

Fun with Tokens

Thing

When you play this, choose a Thing from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. All Tokens are copies of that Thing while Fun with Tokens remains in play.

Card by Bucky

Porn Movie Factory

Thing

Whenever a female thing is in play, destroy this.
Action: Gain 2 money tokens.

Card by Zt

Michael Jackson Kidnapped My Monkey

Action

Gain control of a living thing in play or search an opponent's hand for a living thing card and take it in your hand if he/she has one.

Card by Zt

Empire of Fast Food

Thing

Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy a money-related thing you control to gain a fast food token.
Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to become fat.
As long as you are fat, opponents can't target you or your things in any way and you cannot draw cards. When this leaves play, you stop being fat.

Card by Zt

Russian Roulette

Action

Every player starting on your left rolls a die, anybody who rolls a one is eliminated. if everybody is eliminated the on who played this is the winner

Card by gill_smoke

D-1

Last days

Action

Remove all things in the discard pile from play. Create a zombie token for each Thing removed this way.

Card by gill_smoke

2sDay

Mardi Gras

Action

Remove all action cards in the discard pile from play. Create a bead token for each Action removed this way.

Card by gill_smoke

4H

Crate

Thing

You may play up to three extra things the turn you play this.

Card by Bucky

5H

Spring

Thing

When you play this, return a non-token Thing you control to your hand.

Card by Bucky

6H

Gift Bag

Thing

When you play this, draw two cards.

Card by Bucky

Birthday Demand

Action

Each of your opponents must either give you control of a Thing they control, give you a Thing card from their hand, or lose the game.

Card by Kevan

Reverse Engineering

Action

Play in response to an Action ability - this card's text becomes a copy of the Action ability's text.

Card by Kevan

Tetris Attack

Thing

Whenever a Thing comes into play, if its owner controls four or more Things, they must destroy four Things they control.

Card by Kevan

Necromancer

Thing

Comes into play with 5 zombie tokens<br\>Action: Gain control of target undead. <br\>Action: Create zombie token.

Card by gill_smoke

U1

Unicorn

Thing

As long as you control Unicorn you may not control any undead, if you do destroy Unicorn. Action: play a living thing from your hand

Card by gill_smoke

Z1

Ancient Zombie

Thing

If targeted by an opponents Action flip a coin if heads it fails.
Action: destroy target living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Math Teacher

Thing

When this comes into play, choose two numbers. The first number is replaced with the second number on all cards (also cards not in play). This effect ends as soon as this card leaves play.

Card by Zt

Playing God

Action

Create a new card with title and text of your choice. Put it at the bottom of the draw pile.

Yes, it can be related to winning.

Card by Zt

7H

Spike

Thing

Play into an opponent's control. That opponent discards a card at random.

Card by Bucky

8H

Grappling hook

Thing

When you play this, gain control of target physical Thing.

Card by Bucky

9H

Memory

Thing

When you play this, play an Action from the discard pile, then shuffle that Action into the deck.

Card by Bucky

Ghast

Thing

if you have any undead in play this card comes into play with 3 ghoul tokens.

"What's the difference between a ghoul and a zombie? Ghouls are harder to kill" -Van Helsing

Card by gill_smoke

G3

Ghoul

Thing

if you have any undead in play it comes into play with 3 zombie tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Z3

Zombie Knight

Thing

Comes into play with three armor tokens. Whenever zombie knight would be destroyed remove an armor token instead. Action ability may only be played if there is another undead in play.
Action: Destroy target living thing.

Card by gill_smoke

Skyrr's Blowback

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing, then destroy all Things you control apart from this one.

Card by Kevan

Cutpurse

Thing

Action: Gain control of a token.

Card by Kevan

Illuminati Freemason Bolshevik Reptilian Telepathic Extraterrestrial 911 World Conspiracy

Thing

Nobody may look at your hand or take cards from it.
Opponents' things are controlled by their usual controller and by you.

They control EVERYTHING.

Card by Zt

Snoop Doggy Dogg Insulted Me

Reaction

Play this in response to an action. Replace the words "target player", "target thing", "a player" and "a thing" in the action's text with "your mother".

Card by Zt

Tsunami

Action

Destroy all things in play except things that can be considered to fly.

Card by Zt

Negitive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Replace all living things with a Zombie token.<br\> Every undead adds the folowing text "Action: destroy target living thing."

Card by gill_smoke

Positive energy plane

Thing Universe

When this comes into play Destroy all undead.<br\> All living things add the following text"Action destroy target undead."

Card by gill_smoke

Hell

Thing Universe

While in play All players must discard a card or destroy a thing to play an action ablity.

"Those things are ment to be temporary, Only suffering lasts forever" -Asmodous

Card by gill_smoke

Weirdo Universe

Thing Universe

As long as this is in play, all other Things in play have the following text replaced:
replace: -> with:
living thing -> non-living thing
random -> target
win/s -> lose/s

Card by Zt

9G

Gravity Cannon

Thing

Action and Thing: Eliminate target opponent. Every player may use this ability.

Card by Zt

Rickroll

Thing

Play in response to an Action ability. That Action ability is cancelled, and the Thing it belongs to is destroyed and replaced by this card.

Card by Kevan

Nerd!

Nerd Parliament

Thing

Action Abilities cannot destroy other things you control.

No and no!

Card by Zt

The Ghosts Will Deceive Their Master

Thing

Immediately before this comes into play, destroy a thing.
As long as this is in play, you cannot destroy things except this one.

Card by Zt

1GG

Lord of the Forest

Thing

Whenever a non-token thing is destroyed, you may draw a card.

Card by Zt

NecroTech Dart Gun

Thing

Action: Create three dart tokens on this card.
Action: Destroy any number of dart tokens on this card to replace an equivalent number of zombies with human tokens.

Enough is enough, Gill.

Card by Pongo

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Thing

For every action each player performs and thing they play, destroy a thing belonging to you. You may only destroy this card with this card when you are unable to destroy any more things with this card.

Card by Pongo

Sneaky Planting

Action

Place a thing in your hand under the control of another player.

Card by Pongo

All-Purpose Repair Kit

Thing

If one of your Things is destroyed, you may choose to destroy this in its place. The saved Thing must be a physical object and not a creature.

Card by Tweed Cap

Mario World

Thing Universe

Any player may use this card's action ability. While this card is in play, anytime you would be eliminated turn in an extra life token instead.<br\>Action: Exchange 100 money tokens for an extra life token.

Card by gill_smoke

Zombie Processing Plant

Thing - Terrain

Action Destroy any number of undead create a black energy token for each zombie destroyed in this way.

"Black is the new green"

Card by gill_smoke

Think Tank

Action

Each Zombie token in play may be exchanged for a money token as the owner of the token desires.

"Black is the new green"

Card by gill_smoke

Robert Mugabe

Thing

Every vote you cast counts one million times.

Card by Pongo

Technopoly

Thing

When this comes into play, give each player a Robot token. Action: Create a number of tokens of any type, equal to the number of Robot tokens you control. Any player may perform this action.

Card by Kevan

Pea Shooter

Thing

Action: Destroy a Thing you control, to force a chosen opponent to choose and destroy a Thing they control.

Card by Kevan

Morphic Resonance

Action

Choose a player; they select two Things they control. Pick one at random and replace the other with a copy of it.

Card by Kevan

Soullessness

Thing

When Soullessness comes into play, choose a player for it to affect. As long as Soullessness is in play, the affected player is immune from card-created win conditions and lose conditions. He can still win if everyone else loses or lose if someone else wins.

Card by Tweed Cap

Overrun

Action

Pick an opponent. If you have ten more non-token Things than that opponent has Things, then that opponent is eliminated.

Card by Kevan

Rapid Fire

Action

You may play three more Actions this turn, provided that they are all Action abilities.

Card by Kevan

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 The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.
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 ==Card List==
-:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]].''
+:''The earlier cards of this deck have been archived: [[/Cards 1-100|1-100]], [[/Cards 101-200|101-200]], [[/Cards 201-300|201-300]], [[/Cards 301-400|301-400]], [[/Cards 401-500|401-500]], [[/Cards 501-600|501-600]], [[/Cards 601-700|601-700]], [[/Cards 701-800|701-800]], [[/Cards 801-900|801-900]], [[/Cards 901-1000|901-1000]], [[/Cards 1001-1100|1001-1100]], [[/Cards 1101-1200|1101-1200]], [[/Cards 1201-1300|1201-1300]], [[/Cards 1301-1400|1301-1400]], [[/Cards 1401-1500|1401-1500]], [[/Cards 1501-1600|1501-1600]], [[/Cards 1601-1700|1601-1700]].''
 <!-- *** PLEASE NOTE: New cards should go at the bottom of this list, not the top. *** -->
-{{card|title=Tit for Tat|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing is destroyed (including this card) by an opponent, you may destroy a Thing that opponent controls.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Bloody Mary|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, decide if it is a ghost or a drink.<BR>Drink: Counts as Food.<BR>Ghost: '''Action:''' Look at target opponent's hand.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=F00}}
-{{card|title=Mindcreep|type=Action|text=Choose a thing from target opponent's hand and put it into play under his/her control.|flavortext=What's a Mindcreep? - Dunno. Sounds cool though.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Picnic Swat Team|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Random player discards a card.<BR>'''Action:''' Destroy an insect. (Spiders aren't insects.)|flavortext=I shall defend this sandwich with my own life!|creator=Zt|bgcolor=060}}
-{{card|title=Martyr|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card to draw three cards.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=The Messed-Up Card|type=Thing|flavortext=F*** I'm tired.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Thagomizer|type=Thing|text=You must play this onto a living Thing. That Thing gains "'''Action:''' Destroy a living Thing."|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Doppelgaenger|type=Action|text=Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of <your name>' with text: "Action: Eliminate <your name>".<BR>Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of <target opponent's name>' with text: "Action: Eliminate <target opponent's name>".<BR><BR>Target opponent shuffles both cards into the deck.|creator=Zt|longtext=true|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Wiedergaenger|type=Thing|text=Play this when a player other than you is eliminated. You keep playing for the player now. (With his cards, the things he controlled and so on.) You play two distinct players though and you may not swap cards between the two players.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Stuhlgaenger|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Put a toilet token into play.<BR>If you control 172.349 toilet tokens or more, you win the game.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=663333}}
-{{card|title=Glue Spray|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player discards a card, they must discard their entire hand as well.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=No Time to Sleep|type=Thing|text=Everybody may take up to 2 actions per turn. Nobody may generate more than 1 token per turn.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches!|type=Action|text=Each player votes for a thing in play he/she loves most. (If there is a draw, the player who controls most things decides. If there's still a draw, flip a coin.)<BR><BR>Ironically, the thing beloved by most players is instantly destroyed. Isn't it mean?|creator=Zt|bgcolor=F00}}
-{{card|title=Nanorobots|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a non-token thing you control. Put a token of any name and type under your control or on any of your cards.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Peak Oil|type=Thing|text=Whenever a player plays an Action, they must destroy a Thing they control. If they have no Things, they cannot play Actions.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Charged Boost|type=Thing|cornervalue=6E|text=During your turn, you may return this card to your hand to take an extra Action.|longtext=true|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Poison Dart|type=Action|cornervalue=7E|text=Target player discards two cards.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Card Cannon|type=Thing|cornervalue=8E|text='''Action:''' Destroy target Thing and discard a card.|longtext=true|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Xbox Achievements|type=Thing|text=A player gains an Achievement token the first time they do each of the following: destroy a Thing, draw more than one card at once, return a Thing to someone's hand, force an opponent to discard a card, and generate a non-Achievement token. A player with five Achievement tokens wins the game.|longtext=true|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Prime Number Machine|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Create a token on this card.<br />'''Action:''' If there is a prime number of tokens on this card, draw ''n'' cards, where ''n'' is equivelant to the number of tokens on this card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Rampage|type=Action|cornervalue=9E|text=Destroy any number of Tokens.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Broken Thing|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing would come into play, you may destroy it and put this card into play from your hand, in its place.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Paper Jam|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing. It can no longer use its Action abilities, if it has any.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Empire of Smiley Pink Happiness|type=Thing|flavortext=You shall be crushed by my... uh... giant flower.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=FE2E9A}}
-{{card|title=Empire of This Room|type=Thing|text=While this card is in play, the room in which the game is being played is considered a seperate country for the purposes of this game. If playing online, then imagine the server and all computers connected to it as being in a seperate country.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Empire of a Slightly Bad Smell|type=Thing|text=Players may not play any card that would prevent, neutralise or otherwise cover up an odour.|flavortext=What's that smell?|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=OMNIVAC|type=Thing|text=When you play this card, destroy all of your other Things. You may not control any other Things. Whenever OMNIVAC would be destroyed, you decide whether or not it gets destroyed.<br>'''Action:''' Target player discards a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Русская передача|type=Thing|text=If anyone can read or pronounce the following sentence, they win the game: Вы можете прочитать русского? Я никогда не знал!|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006|flavortext=Вы не можете прочитать это. Это пугает Вас?}}
-{{card|title=Random Attack!|type=Action|text=Random player destroys a random thing she controls. Random player discards a card.
-Random player draws a card. A random amount of cards from the discard pile is shuffled into the deck by a random player. Discard X cards when playing this to replace X occurrences of the word 'random' on this card with 'target'.|creator=Zt|longtext=true|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Baltic Friends|type=Thing|text=Nobody may draw cards anymore, unless they drink 0.01 l. of Wodka every time they draw a card.|flavortext=ineve'shoughtshisdrinkcoube memakesodrung|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Chrononauts|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Play an action card from the discard pile. Then remove the played card from the game, unless you destroy two things you control.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Antipathy|type=Thing|cornervalue=1F|text=Choose an opponent.  If that Opponent targets any of their own Opponents with an Action or other effect, they must target you.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Voucher|type=Thing|cornervalue=2F|text=You may destroy this at any time to draw a card or gain four Energy tokens.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Overkill|type=Action|cornervalue=3F|text=Destroy target Thing.  Destroy it again if possible.  If it's not in the discard pile afterwards, move it there.  Finally, if it's still in play, remove it from the game.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Disrepair|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, return that Thing to its controller's hand.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Federation Against Copyright Theft|type=Thing|text=If there is more than one Thing in play with the same name, you may destroy any number of those Things, at any time.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Creeping Mould|type=Thing|text=At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Mould token into play under their control. If a player has five or more Mould tokens, they lose the game.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Andrew's Lucky Coin|type=Thing|text=Whenever a random decision has to be taken, you decide instead.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=FD1}}
-{{card|title=Petrified Wood|type=Thing|text=If there are at least 7 cards in the discard pile and there are only things in the discard pile, eliminate an opponent and destroy this.<BR>'''Action:''' Take a card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Think, Copy, Win|type=Action|text=Create a copy of a thing in play. You may change (not: add!) up to 2 words in the new card's text, as long as the new text makes sense to everybody. Then give the new card to an opponent or shuffle it into the deck.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Mirror Neurons|type=Thing|text=Whenever any player plays an Action card, each of their opponents (going clockwise) must play a copy of that Action.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Impound|type=Thing|cornervalue=4F|text=Play onto another Thing.  You now control that Thing until Impound is destroyed.  Any player may give you 6 Money-related Things to destroy Impound.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Affluence|type=Thing|cornervalue=5F|text=Gain a Money token at the start of each of your turns.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=660}}
-{{card|title=Demount|type=Action|cornervalue=6F|text=Return a non-Token Thing to its controller's hand.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Token Vampire|type=Thing|text=Destroy a token at the beginning of your turn. If there are no tokens in play, destroy this card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Token Zombie|type=Thing|text=Destroy a token other than a Zombie Token at the beginning of your turn, and put a Zombie Token into play. If there are no tokens in play other than Zombie Tokens, destroy this card.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Doomsday Device|type=Thing|text=If anyone except you destroys one of your Things (including this), or you destroy this, destroy all Things in play.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Gleancrawler|type=Thing|text=At the end of your turn, return to your hand all Things in the discard pile that were put into the discard pile from play this turn.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|flavortext=Does it have trample as well?}}
-{{card|title=Health and Safety|type=Thing|text=Actions that would destroy Things may not be played.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Arena Duel|type=Thing - Rule|text=Give each player 5 Stamina tokens.  When only one player has any Things remaining (excluding this card), they win the game.|flavortext="The last one standing wins by default."|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=336}}
-{{card|title=Reserve Stock|type=Thing|text=You may discard a Thing card from your hand to prevent a Thing from being destroyed.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=No Surprises|type=Action|text=Each player reveals their hand and discards all Action cards.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Do the Zombie Walk!|type=Action|text=Use the Action abilities of all Things you control whose title includes the word "zombie", or who have been in the discard pile at least once.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Generic Evil Shaman|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a tangible Thing you control; if the Thing was living, destroy a Thing. If the Thing wasn't living, draw a card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=000}}
-{{card|title=Evil Semantics|type=Action|text=Choose a thing in play you do not control and choose two words. Replace all occurrences of the first word with the second word in the thing's text. The new text has to make sense.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Discard Attack|type=Action|text=When playing this card, discard X cards to perform X of the following actions. Each of the actions may only be taken once.<BR>'''Action:''' destroy target living thing.<BR>'''Action:''' draw a card.<BR>'''Action:''' gain control of a token in play.<BR>'''Action:''' choose and draw a card from the discard pile.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=600|longtext=true}}
-{{card|title=Nuclear Bunker|type=Thing|text=Indestructible.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=B100}}
-{{card|title=Mobility Bonus|type=Thing|cornervalue=7F|text=Whenever Mobility Bonus enters or leaves play, draw a card.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Mountain Spring|type=Thing|cornervalue=8F|text='''Action:''' Gain 2 Water tokens.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Threatening Glare|type=Thing|cornervalue=9F|text='''Action:''' Target Player cannot play Actions until the start of your next turn.<br><br>'''Thing:''' Target Player cannot play Things until the start of your next turn.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Subtle Plan|type=Action|cornervalue=3D|text=You may reveal and discard this when an opponent plays an Action. You play that Action instead.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Rehash|type=Thing|cornervalue=+Inf|text=When you play this, if the top card in the discard pile is an Action, put it under this card but visible. Whenever you play an Action, its text is replaced with the text of the card under this one.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Think Green|type=Thing|cornervalue=-Inf|text=You cannot draw cards. Whenever an opponent's card goes to the discard pile, you may put it in your hand.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=060}}
-{{card
-|title=Plagiarise
-|type=Thing
-|text=Gain a reader token each time you play an Action card. If your ever have more than 18 reader tokens, lose half of them, rounded down.
-|creator=Holly added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=000066
-}}
-{{card
-|title=Work Internet Crackdown
-|type=Thing
-|text=While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.
-|creator=Holly added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=000066
-}}
-{{card
-|title=Show Breasts
-|type=Thing
-|text='''Action:''' Gain one reader token, but place it on this card. Reader tokens on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.
-|creator=Holly added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=000066
-}}
-{{Card | title = Roflstomping | type = Reaction | bgcolor = 006600 | cornervalue = 8D | creator = jtwe | text = Play when you destroy a Thing to draw a card.  If it was a token draw two additional cards. | flavortext = HAHE ROBBLE ROBBLE 8D}}
-{{card|title=Holiday Bonus|type=Thing|cornervalue=1G|text=Draw 3 cards.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Mind Control|type=Action|cornervalue=2G|text=Look at target player's hand.  Play one of their cards for them.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=X-Ray Glasses|type=Thing|cornervalue=3G|text=You may look at any player's hand or the top card of the draw pile at any time.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Automaton|type=Thing|text=The Automaton counts as a player. Place its turn immediately after yours. When the Automaton comes into play, deal it a hand of five cards from the top of the draw pile. The Automaton always plays the card on top of its "hand". If the Automaton plays a card illegally, discard that card. If the Automaton is ever given a choice of any kind by a card, that card is discarded.|creator=Pongo|bgcolor=006|longtext=yes}}
-{{card|title=Shoot|type=Action|text=Eliminate target player.|creator=Corrigan|flavortext="But ''I'' have a gun!"|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Vladimir Putin|type=Thing|text=Whenever a vote is taken, your vote counts as thirty votes. Whenever an opponent's Thing attempts to destroy a Thing under your control, flip a coin and destroy the opponent's Thing if the coin comes up heads. You can't destroy Vladimir Putin.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Junk Bonds|type=Thing|cornervalue=4G|text=When you play this, discard two other cards.  Draw an extra card every turn.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Gain 6 Energy Tokens|type=Action|cornervalue=5G|text=Do what the title says.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Cornered Beast|type=Thing|cornervalue=6G|text=Once per turn, you may discard a card with a cornervalue to destroy a Thing with no cornervalue.|creator=Bucky|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=Old People Stampede|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing whose rules text is in a smaller font size than that of this card.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Creepy Bespectacled Guy|type=Thing|text=No other players can look at the cards in your hand or take cards from your hand.|flavortext=Mmble mrmble hrmshmnehh...|cornervalue=C5|bgcolor=006|creator=Corrigan}}
-{{card|title=Busker|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Target player must give you control of one of his/her Things.<br>Your maximum hand size is 4.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=S3|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card|title=The Element of Surprise|type=Thing|text=Each player, at the beginning of his turn, must either name an element in the Periodic Table of Elements that no player has named previously or be eliminated.|creator=Gimlear|cornervalue=Oh}}
-{{card|title=Fast Draft Card Maker|type=Thing|text=Action: Create a new card of the type "Thing" and put it in play in front of you.  This card may have any title and cornervalue you choose, but its text must read "This card does nothing."|creator=Gimlear|cornervalue=FD}}
-{{card
-|title=Prize Kiosk
-|type=Action
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=if you have more tokens than any other player you win.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Census
-|type=Action
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=if you have more non token living things than any other player you win.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=You Drank the bong water
-|type=Action
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=Target player discards a card and skips their next turn
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Subhuman|type=Thing|text=No cards whose titles reference philosophy, physics, politics, psychology or associated concepts may be played while this card is in play.|creator=Corrigan|cornervalue=M1|bgcolor=006|flavortext="Hate...P!"}}
-{{card|title=Subsandwich|type=Thing|text=This card can only be destroyed by an opponent who controls two or more living Things.|creator=Corrigan|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=E3}}
-{{card|title=Subway|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Give control of any number of your Things to an opponent. They must then give you control of an equal number of their things.|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=N4|creator=Corrigan}}
-{{card|title='Nuff Said|type=Action|text=Discard your hand.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=No Items|type=Action|text=Return all cards in play to their controller's hands.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=600}}
-{{card|title=Final Destination|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player may play a Thing.<br>If any player has more than three Things in play at any time, they must destroy a Thing.<br>When a player's last Thing is destroyed, they lose the game.|creator=Zaratustra|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Drunken Monologue
-|type=Action
-|text=Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.
-|creator=Kevan added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=660000
-}}
-{{card
-|title=Ask the Audience
-|type=Action
-|text=Draw a card. If you have more than ten people in play, draw another.
-|creator=Kevan added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=660000
-}}
-{{card
-|title=LiveJournal Server Down
-|type=Action
-|text=Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.
-|creator=Kevan added by gill_smoke
-|bgcolor=660000
-}}
-{{card|title=The Hilton Empire|type=Thing|text=As long as this is in play, you are considered to control an endless amount of money tokens.|creator=Zt|flavortext=- Money, money, money!!!!!!!!<BR>- So he controls all the railroads, but I've got the Electric Company, the Water Works and this hotel in Pennsylvania Avenue, you know...|bgcolor=006|longtext=true}}
-{{card|title=You bought this vacuum cleaner and...|type=Thing|text=...now your soul belongs to Satan!<BR>During your turn you may take as many actions as you want and destroy any number of target things other than this using this card. Whenever your turn ends you are eliminated.|creator=Zt|flavortext=There's just this minor drawback... You know, it's nothing really, just sign here.|bgcolor=000|longtext=true}}
-{{card|title=Waiting for a miracle|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Draw a card. If it is yellow, eliminate an opponent.|creator=Zt|bgcolor=006}}
-{{card
-|title=Controled Burn
-|type=Thing
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=Whenever you draw a card you may discard it and draw another.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Extra Life
-|cornervalue = 1UP
-|type=Thing
-|bgcolor=006
-|text=If you would be eliminated destroy this card instead.
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card
-|title=Ponzi scheme
-|type=Action
-|bgcolor=600
-|text=Take all money tokens and redistrubite them in the following manner give one to each other player then one to yourself for each token one player has. if there are not enough to give a round to the other players you get the rest.<br\>
-|flavortext="Two for you and one two for me. Three for you and one two three for me"
-|creator=gill_smoke}}
-{{card|title=Box of Tricks|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Reveal your hand, and play an Action card from it at random. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=006}}
 {{card|title=Runaway Steamroller|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token.|creator=Kevan|bgcolor=600}}