Miami Beach Fight deck

Miami Beach Fight
Designer	Natanz - natanzz*hotmail.com
Date	5 Jan 2008 - last worked on 10 Jan 2008
Players	2+, most fun 4+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!

Test: Expected test version completion date: Saturday Jan 12 / Sunday 13. This delay is because I'm working on Seducer as well. This page is updated frequently.

Feel free to add your own ideas & testers: take a look at the discussion page.

Features

This is a fast-paced card game. 1 game lasts for ? minutes. Super easy, just print & play!

5 characters perform special action for you: your Lover steals money, Random Beach Chicks distract enemy characters, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, etc. You have to get rid of every character in a different way. Violence isn't the only solution!

Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.

Special Rules

Easy, most rules are there just to clarify things people should already know or not assume.

Glossary

'She' = 'she and/or he'.

Character = A Thing that is a human.

Friend/Friends = a Thing - Friend.

KO = destroy

AP and HP are sometimes used as verbs. AP = Attack points. If you AP 2 someone, they're attacked with 2 damage. If you get AP 2'd, you get attacked with 2 damage.

In the top right corner, a single number is the HP value. 2 numbers are the AP-HP value.

Setup

Each player starts with 10 HP. Use something to keep track of your and character's HP. Ideas: write it down (don't forget to cross them out after KO), coins, bent small pieces of scrap paper.

The cards below are for 4 players, except the Lovers. Put 1 Lover in play for every player.

General

Yes, you can have more than 1 Lover.

If you draw a Card of which you have the max number in play, you can show it to everyone, shuffle it back in the pile and draw a new card.

Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.

Different types of Cards

Special Events Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card and play it immediately when you see it.

Action - Attack cards and Surf Chick can only attack players, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an Action - Reaction Card.

Action - (Character) Re-Action Cards can only be played as a Reaction to someone's Action – Attack card, or an AP attack from a character.

Action - Friends Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Friend.

Action - Lover Cards can only be played when you have a Thing - Lover, etc, you get it.

Card List

Things - Characters - Friends

2

Best Female Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Hit on the girl your Friend was talking to. She hates you now and leaves for a player of your choice.

2

Female Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Tell your Friend she should have run faster to catch the thief. She curses and joins the player of your choice.

2

Sneaky Guy Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), so pay $200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Delete some of your Friend's "private files" to make room on the hard disk for your music. Your Friend leaves to a player of your choice.

2

Fat Guy Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Eat one of your Friend's fries. Your Friend gets so angry, he leaves for a player of your choice, ordering a hot dog on the way over.

2

Girl Friend (not girlfriend)

Thing - Friend (max 2)

Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate, so pay $200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Call your Friend's soul mate. Your Friend gets very upset and leaves for the player of your choice.

2

Generic Guy Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

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Action: Talk to the Friend. You find out you used to be enemies when you where small. He joins a player of your choice so he can fight you.

2

Generic Girl Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

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Action: Talk to the Friend, who finds out you forgot you were friends and leaves for the player of your choice.

2

Dumb Guy Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

You tried to fool your Friend yesterday, but he wasn't that dumb, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

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Action: Explain why everyone thinks your Friend is dumb. He doesn't understand, so gets angry and leaves for a player of your choice.

2

Guy Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

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Action: Accidentally step into a bonfire, trip again and step into his nuts. This time you try to be helpful and try to kick out the fire... Your Friend crawls to another player of your choice.

2

Hot Female Friend

Thing - Friend (max 2)

You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.

---

Action: Make your move. Your Friend is fed up with your attempts and leaves for a player of your choice.

Things - Characters - Just met

3-5

Surf Chick

Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

---

She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

3-5

Surf Chick

Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

---

You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

3-5

Surf Chick

Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)

Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

---

You accidentally undid her bra (how did that happen?), so pay $ 500 to put her into play. Your Lover gets angry and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.

4

Random Beach Chick

Thing - Random Beach Chick

Some girl you met on the beach.

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

---

Where are you from?

4

Random Beach Chick

Thing - Random Beach Chick

You keep forgetting her name. Monica? Leslie? Kristin?

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

---

She might come in handy...

Things - Characters - Lovers

4

?

Thing - Lover

You don't remember how you met. Or her name. Or if you're actually dating.

Action: She talks to an enemy character. If you throw 1 with a dice, that character is yours! Enemies can use reaction cards.

---

Hi... you

4

Flair

Thing - Lover

You really think she's cheating on you, but you have no proof.

Flair moves to the player on your right after your turn.

---

I was shopping... I mean I was out... with a friend... I mean...

4

Valerie

Thing - Lover

She's just perfect!

Action: CPR when you're KO. HP+4!

---

Hi!

4

Lindsy

Thing - Lover

For some reason, you think she might be a man. Or used to be. I don't know.

Lindsy does twice the damage.

---

Let's watch some sports

4

Natanz

Thing - Lover

You don't remember life before him.

Action: A Character gets HP + 1, but can't get more HP than the number in the top right corner.

---

Hi sunshine!

4

Ali

Thing - Lover

For some reason, you think he might be a terrorist. Ali automatically joins any friendly character that attacks and can take damage from that character.

---

You go buy now machine gun and give me.

4

Sven

Thing - Lover

Most of your friends have dated him too. Every 2 rounds, you get an STD and HP-1.

Action: Break up. Sven moves to another player.

---

Let's go upstairs.

4

G-Money

Thing - Lover

He's different with his friends but makes up for it when you're alone with him.

Action: G-Money steals $100 (not $200) from a player, if the player has more than $400.

---

Hey, get some drinks in here, now!

Things - Doing Stuff

Sabotage

Thing

You sabotage an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP - 2.

Leave the card on the Convertible and destroy it after use.

---

Can't wait 'till they use it!

AP 2

Choke Hold

Thing

Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed (A) when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or (B) after your next turn if the player has a Lover, or (C) when the player attacks you.

---

Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!

Charge!

Thing

Everyone's frustrated everyone else's stopping them from playing volleyball.

Everyone can play as many Actions they want each turn. When 5 characters are KO, this card self destructs.

---

KO them all! Let the life guards sort them out!

Continuous Insults

Thing

Your enemies insult you, and everyone on the beach saw it happen. You can attack with as many characters as you like each turn. Your characters with AP0 get AP+1. When you're attacked twice, you're not so courageous anymore (destroy this).

---

You stupid [CENSORED], you're a big @-#%^*! yourself!

Things - Stuff

6

Convertible

Thing

Action (up side down): $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

Max HP = 6

---

I think we hit something back there.

6

Convertible

Thing

Action (up side down): $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

Max HP = 6

---

It's pink

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

100

Money

Thing

$100

---

Nothing to buy with just $100

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

200

Money

Thing

$200

---

This helps

Action - General

-$500

Surf Board

Action

You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.

---

Hey look what I've got!

-$500

Surf Board

Action

You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.

---

Check out my new board - teach me how to surf!

Monkey Town

Action

A bunch of monkey's are climbing palm trees, everyone's watching.

Nobody can attack for 1 round.

---

Look, monkey's!

Something's Missing

Action

You passionately kiss your Lover/Random Beach Chick when an enemy's Lover is watching. Her current lover never puts in that much effort, so she gets with you now.

---

Hi... nice weather isn't it?

Lover's quarrel

Action

You start a fight between 2 Lovers from the same player.

One of them leaves for you!

---

I've noticed they kiss you less. I'm just saying...

Hair issues

Action

You tell a Lover another Lover said she's a fake blonde.

Choose odds or even and throw a dice to see which Lover wins the fight and which one is KO'd.

---

What? This is fake?!

-$100

Revenge of the Nerds

Action

You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.

Enemy money - $ 200.

---

I always wondered what they were good for.

-$100

Revenge of the Nerds

Action

You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.

Enemy money - $ 200.

---

Good job, now get out of here.
I don't want to be seen with you.

-$300

Hack Attack

Action

You hire a nerd to sabotage your enemy's bank account. Next time she loses money, she pays double!

---

Yes! How's that?!

Bonfire

Action

You make a bonfire to stay warm. Without you asking them, All Random Beach Chicks join your side for your next 2 turns.

---

My fire

HP+4

Beach Station

Action

Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.

If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.

---

Good thing I have my Friends.

HP+4

Life Guard Station

Action

Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.

If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.

---

Must... try... not to look... at hideously ugly Life Guard... aaaah!

HP+4

Life Guard

Action

An extremely ugly life guard like you've never seen sees you're KO and gives you CPR.

You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO. You can sell this card.

---

Volleyball isn't worth this.

Action - Attacks

AP 2

Lazy Push

Action - Attack

You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

---

I'm so smart

AP 2

Lazy Push

Action - Attack

You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.

---

What do you think you're doing?!

AP 3

Beach Chair Slam

Action - Attack

You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

---

I saw it coming… but it was too fast.

AP 3

Beach Chair Slam

Action - Attack

You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and SLAM!

---

Hey! Not fair!

AP 2

Ninja Attack

Action - Attack

You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.

---

Hey, how did you get here?

AP 2

Ninja Attack

Action - Attack

You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.

---

Just lucky.

AP 2

Drink This!

Action - Attack

You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.

---

This is taking too long.

AP 2

Drink This!

Action - Attack

You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.

---

Don't struggle!

AP 4

Palm Tree Kick

Action - Attack

You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.

---

Hey, where's the monkey?!

AP 3

Triple Kicks in the Nuts

Action - Attack

-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --

---

Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.

AP 3

Triple Kicks in the Nuts

Action - Attack

-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --

---

It's times like this I wish I was a woman.

Action - Reaction

Enemy AP-1

Towel Defense

Action - Reaction

You use your towel to defend yourself.

It's not very effective.

---

How does Jackie Chan do that?

HP-1

Hide in a Sun Umbrella

Action - Reaction

You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.

As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.

---

Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...

Enemy AP-2

Excuse

Action - Reaction

You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.

---

That thing, with the thing... it was there and then it went... and now it's you know.

8 Months

Action - Reaction

Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --

---

She hopes it's a girl

Pay Off

Action - Reaction

You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: if the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.

AP2

Volleyball Trip & Kick

Action - Reaction

Before she reaches you, you kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.

Of course you kick her when she's down.

---

That field is mine! Go away!

HP-2

Sand Throw

Action - Reaction

You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she misses her attack and can't attack her next turn.

A crab in the sand bites you.

---

Why can't I see?!

Action - Friend

Seduce

Action - Friend

A Friend seduces an enemy's Friend, who's now on your side.

This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.

---

Hey

Seduce

Action - Friend

A Friend seduces an enemy's Friend, who's now on your side.

This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.

---

It's way more fun over here!

AP 3

Join Forces

Action - Friend

You and your Friend attack your enemy together!

Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.

Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.

---

Let's do this!

AP 3

Join Forces

Action - Friend

You and your Friend attack your enemy together!

Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.

Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.

---

Thumbs in or out?

Hot Wire

Action - Friend

Your Friend steals a Convertible.

---

Look what I found in the glove compartment - candies.

Hot Wire

Action - Friend

Your Friend steals a Convertible.

---

Look what I found in the glove compartment - a map of Baghdad.

A Surprise

Action - Friend

A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.

Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.

---

What's going on?

Sabotage

Action - Friend

Your Friend sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-2.
Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.

---

Now start you car...

Sabotage

Action - Friend

Your Friend sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-2.
Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.

---

Can't wait 'till they use it!

Beach Ball

Action - Friend

Your Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Lover or Random Beach Chick, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.

---

Why didn't I think of this before?

Beach Ball

Action - Friend

Your Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Lover or Random Beach Chick, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.

---

Good idea!

Surf Board

Action - Friend

Your Friend steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's. She finds her board back when the Friend is KO.
Leave the card on the Surf Chick or Friend if you have memory issues.

---

What am I going to do now? Talk to people?

Surf Board

Action - Friend

Your Friend steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's next time she attacks.
Leave the card on the Surf Chick if you have memory problems.

---

Where's my board?

Action - Lover

HP+3

Kisses

Action - Lover

Your Lover kisses you or Surf Chick.

If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).

---

Mmmmmm

HP+3

Kisses

Action - Lover

Your Lover kisses you or Surf Chick.

If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).

---

Yes!

AP2

Lover Attack

Action - Lover

Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her Friends & Surf Chick won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1.

---

Enemy: Haha!

AP2

Lover Attack

Action - Lover

Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her Friends & Surf Chick won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1

---

Enemy: Haha!

Cheating?

Action - Lover

Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!

That's what she told you.

---

Exactly how far did you go?

Cheating?

Action - Lover

Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!

Or so she says.

---

Why is your belly so bulky?

AP2

She's taken!

Action - Lover

Your Lover attacks a Random Beach Chick, who just glanced at you.

---

What do you think you're doing?

AP2

She's taken!

Action - Lover

Your Lover attacks a Random Beach Chick, who just glanced at you.

---

Stop looking at my Lover!

Surfing Lessons

Action - Lover

Your Lover makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.

---

This is fun!

Surfing Lessons

Action - Lover

Your Lover makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.

---

Watch out for that shark!

Betrayal!

Action - Lover Reaction

You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.

2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).

Betrayal!

Action - Lover Reaction

You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.

2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).

Action - Random Beach Chick

-$200

Strip Show

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.

Of course, this costs you $200.

---

It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!

-$200

Strip Show

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.

Of course, this costs you $200.

---

It was awful. They said things to me...

Gossip

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy Friend. That Friend's group kicks her/him out!

The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).

---

This, after all we've been through?! The metal detector at the airport, the hotel doors...

Gossip

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy Friend. That Friend's group kicks her/him out!

The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).

---

It's not true! Why won't you believe me?!

AP 2

Lies

Action - Random Beach Chick

You tell Random Beach Chick someone said she was 'fat, dumb and crazy in a bad way'. She AP2's the target.

---

Hey you! Get over here!

AP 2

Lies

Action - Random Beach Chick

You tell Random Beach Chick someone said she was 'static' in bed. She AP2's the target.

---

Hey! You don't know anything about me!

Which Way to?

Thing - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action - target card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.

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Where should I walk? Left?

Which Way to?

Thing - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action - target card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.

---

Where should I walk? Left?

Innocent Bystander

Action - Random Beach Chick Reaction

Random Beach Chick is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.

---

Aaaaah!

Innocent Bystander

Action - Random Beach Chick Reaction

Random Beach Chick is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.

---

Aaaaah!

Baby!

Action - Random Beach Chick

Random Beach Chick gets pregnant from a player, making all Lovers leave.

---

One of you made a big bump in my belly!

Action - Multi-Character

AP2x?

Friend Attack

Action - 2 Friends

Without you telling them to, your Friends attack your enemy and/or Surf Chick. AP2 for each of your Friends.

(1) Say who you're attacking. (2) If 1 target: the target has to defend herself. (3) If your Friends get damage, your enemy chooses how it's spread.

Sand Trap

Action - 2 Characters

2 of your characters dig a sand trap. Next time you're attacked, the attacker HP-1's.

The 2 characters are unavailable your next turn.

---

Come closer... closer...

Action - Convertible

Escape

Action - Convertible

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!

Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.

---

Maybe she'll go out with me?

Escape

Action - Convertible

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!

Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.

---

Not the smartest move.

Escape

Action - Convertible

Re-Action: You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!

Turn your Convertible upside down and your HP - 1 and Convertible HP – 2.

---

I'll fix it.

Desperate Move

Action - Convertible

You run your car into a player, Surf Chick or another Convertible.

This destroys your car and the target gets AP 4'd.

---

Just shut up

-$200

Fix it

Action - Convertible

You get your car fixed for $ 200 and it HP + 3's.

---

-$200

Fix it

Action - Convertible

You get your car fixed for $ 200 and it HP + 3's.

---

Cruise

Action - Convertible

You cruise around in your Convertible.

Discard as many cards as you want and draw as many as you like, without holding more than 5 cards in your hand.

---

It's beautiful here.

Insurance Fraud

Action - Convertible

You hit another Convertible and tell the insurance another player caused the accident.

That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, she goes HP-1.

---

Yeah, why did you hit my car? (Hehehe!)

Insurance Fraud

Action - Convertible

You hit another Convertible and tell the insurance another player caused the accident.

That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, a repo guy HP-1's her.

---

Yeah, that's what you get for messing with me!

Trunk Trick

Action - Convertible

You tell a character you sell stuff from your trunk. When she takes a look you push her in.

She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.

---

I should do this more often.

Trunk Trick

Action - Convertible

You tell a character you sell stuff from your trunk. When she takes a look you push her in.

She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.

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Cheating only counts if you get caught.

Special Events

Wind

Special Event

The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.

This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money. Then destroy this card.

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Get back here!

Super Wave

Special Event

The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.

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Hey, where are you going?!

Shark Attack

Special Event

Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.

Nobody can attack for 1 round.

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Wow, cool!

Orca Attack

Special Event

Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!

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Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!

Flying Net

Special Event

The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for. Nobody can attack and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!

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Let's get back to business

Hot Babes

Special Event

Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.

Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.

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Hiya

Sun Burn

Special Event

Only you have put on sun lotion.

Everyone else gets HP - 1, including your characters!

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SPF 100!

Tsunami

Special Event

A fake rumor about a tsunami hitting the beach drives everyone crazy.

Starting with you, every one of your characters has to attack (AP0 becomes AP1). After this, the next player has to do the same thing, etc, until every character has attacked. Players can't do anything else during their turn.

Whale Shark Attack

Special Event

A big wave sends a whale shark flying at you. It opens its mouth and eats you! The whale shark decides whether to swallow and then spits you out!

In your next 2 turns, only your characters can do something. YOU can't be attacked.

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Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!

Falling Satellite Parts

Special Event

A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Characters and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Don't use something big...

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That is... unusual

Random Beach Chick's fed up with it all

Special Event

Turns out your Random Beach Chick is sort of psychotic, so she AP1's you and your lover.

Happens to players with a Random Beach Chick.

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What... what's going on?

We don't really know her

Special Event

The police arrest all Random Beach Chicks for exhibitionism.

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Why didn't they arrest me too?

Paradise

Special Event

A comet hits Earth and kills all men.

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Yes!!