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|title=Lactose Intolerance
|title=Lactose Intolerance
|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Victim discards all in-play cheese.
|text=Select a player who must discard all in-play cheese.  If you have any cheese in play, select one to lose to spoilage.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Microwave
|type=Action
|text=Select one of your cheeses to melt.  Melting does not remove it from play.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Cheese Wiz
|type=Action
|text=Choose one of your cheeses in play.  This no longer counts as a cheese; instead, it counts as a food.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Spoiled Cheese
|type=Action
|text=Select a victim player.  Select one of his/her cheeses; this cheese is lost to spoilage.  If that player has a Rodent in their hand, they must also discard it.  Cannot target moldy cheese.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Replicator
|type=Action
|text=Make a copy of any food or cheese in play and put it into play under your control.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Cheese Bandit
|type=Action
|text=Take one food or cheese from another player's control and put it into your hand.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Police
|type=Action
|text=May be played immediately, not just on your turn.  Still counts as your action for your next turn.  When someone plays Cheese Bandit, you may confiscate the evidence.  The food or cheese they stole goes into your hand instead.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Yeast
|type=Action
|text=Turn a Matzo you control into Bread, which does not have the 5-cheese restriction.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Cheese Grater
|type=Action
|text=Turn any cheese in play into two identical cheeses.  Cannot target melted cheeses.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Rodent
|type=Action
|text=Steal one cheese from another player and put it into play under your control.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Wine
|type=Action
|text=Add a generic food item to your control, but lose your next turn due to hangover.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Cheese Spreader
|type=Action
|text=For each cracker you control, double the cheese value of one cheese you control.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Partygoer Matt
|type=Action
|text=Matt eats a player's cheese.  Choose any cheese under anyone's control to discard.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Partygoer Jeremy
|type=Action
|text=One cheese under anyone's control becomes a Coconut instead.  This counts as a food.
|bgcolor=881408
}}
 
{{card
|title=Partygoer Katie
|type=Action
|text=Katie shows up, gets drunk, and eats half of someone's cheese.  Round down--she's small.
|bgcolor=881408
|bgcolor=881408
}}
}}

Revision as of 13:09, 21 April 2007

Cheese!
Designer Matt Cooper et al.
Date 19th April 2007
Players 2-7
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Oh no! You're throwing a party, and the guests will be here soon. Find four cheeses and three other foods to feed them or they'll be mad!

Note

When you draw these cards, you should include a witty or amusing picture between the title and the type of the card. Many cards lend themselves well to this sort of tomfoolery.

Special Rules

  • When any player amasses four cheeses and three other foodstuffs (crackers, beverages, etc.), s/he immediately wins the game.
  • Turns include a new phase before the draw phase. This is the Barter phase. The player may propose and carry out any sort of trade (goods, services, etc.) with any player.
  • When a player plays a cheese Thing for the first time in the game, s/he must read its caption in a dramatic voice before the end of his/her turn. Otherwise, s/he must discard the cheese.
  • Optional rules if the game moves too quickly or slowly:
    • A simple majority of players may vote to raise or lower the number of cheeses or other foodstuffs required to win.
    • The Refrigerator protects only a single cheese in play, not all of a player's cheeses.


Card List

Nacho Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Drizzly...
Feta
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Crumbly!
Mozzarella
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Goes great on pizza!
Cream Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.
Monster Muenster
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Scarily good.
Swiss
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This cheese has HOLES!
Pinball Cheez Whiz
Thing - Cheese
Caption: He sure plays a mean pinball.
Brie
Thing - Cheese
Caption: A hunk-a creamy cheese for you :)
Gouda
Thing - Cheese
Caption: This is a round cheese.
Goat Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Baahh!! (editors note: confused goat)
Provolone
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Bland, but aged.
Pepperjack
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Hot stuff ;)
Taco Cheese
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Add more cheese to that taco!
Vermont Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Caption: Whitey.
Cheddar Cheddar
Thing - Cheese
Action: Anyone with a non-English Cheddar in play must discard it.
Caption: Real cheese comes from England.
Bleu Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
No caption on this cheese.
Gorgonzola
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Caption: Crumble-ievable!
Moldy Cheese
Thing - Cheese (moldy)
Special: Destroy one cheese you have in play. This card counts as two Thing - Cheese (moldy).
Caption: Can't even tell what kind it is!
Mold
Thing - Spoilage
Play this card on another player's cheese. That cheese does not count towards their victory while this card is in play. May not be played on a moldy cheese. When this card leaves play, whatever cheese it was last attached to counts as a moldy cheese.
Matzo
Thing - Cracker
Only counts towards victory if you control 5 cheeses.
Crackers
Thing - Cracker
Iss hawd to tawk wif my mouf full of cwackuss.
Ritz
Thing - Cracker
Ritz it up.
Saltine
Thing - Cracker
When this comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. That cheese now counts double.
Cheese and Crackers
Thing - Cracker
Counts as both a food and a cheese. Cannot be targeted by actions which target Thing - Cheese.
Water
Thing - Beverage
Fru-fru Expensive Beer
Thing - Beverage
You can barely afford this beer: discard one of your cheeses when you play it.
Riesling
Thing - Beverage
Does not count as a food unless you have Brie, Gouda, or Swiss in play.
Cheesecake
Thing - Food
Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
Tortilla Chips
Thing - Food
Does not count towards your food requirement unless you have Nacho Cheese or a melted cheese in play.
Cheez-Its
Thing - Food
Counts as both a food and a cheese. May be targeted by actions which target cheeses.
Ritz-Bits
Thing - Food
Worth three foods, but only if you also have Ritz in play. Otherwise, counts as zero foods.
Grapes
Thing - Food
Mmmm.
Macaroni
Thing - Food
Shells, most likely.
Refrigerator
Thing
Protects your cheeses from the effects of any spoilage.
Powdered Cheese Mix
Thing
If you have Water in play, this counts as a cheese.
Velveeta
Thing
Counts as a cheese if you have Macaroni in play.
Lunchbox
Thing
When this card comes into play, choose one of your cheeses in play. As long as this card remains in play, that cheese is protected from any spoilage.
Lactose Intolerance
Action
Select a player who must discard all in-play cheese. If you have any cheese in play, select one to lose to spoilage.
Microwave
Action
Select one of your cheeses to melt. Melting does not remove it from play.
Cheese Wiz
Action
Choose one of your cheeses in play. This no longer counts as a cheese; instead, it counts as a food.
Spoiled Cheese
Action
Select a victim player. Select one of his/her cheeses; this cheese is lost to spoilage. If that player has a Rodent in their hand, they must also discard it. Cannot target moldy cheese.
Replicator
Action
Make a copy of any food or cheese in play and put it into play under your control.
Cheese Bandit
Action
Take one food or cheese from another player's control and put it into your hand.
Police
Action
May be played immediately, not just on your turn. Still counts as your action for your next turn. When someone plays Cheese Bandit, you may confiscate the evidence. The food or cheese they stole goes into your hand instead.
Yeast
Action
Turn a Matzo you control into Bread, which does not have the 5-cheese restriction.
Cheese Grater
Action
Turn any cheese in play into two identical cheeses. Cannot target melted cheeses.
Rodent
Action
Steal one cheese from another player and put it into play under your control.
Wine
Action
Add a generic food item to your control, but lose your next turn due to hangover.
Cheese Spreader
Action
For each cracker you control, double the cheese value of one cheese you control.
Partygoer Matt
Action
Matt eats a player's cheese. Choose any cheese under anyone's control to discard.
Partygoer Jeremy
Action
One cheese under anyone's control becomes a Coconut instead. This counts as a food.
Partygoer Katie
Action
Katie shows up, gets drunk, and eats half of someone's cheese. Round down--she's small.
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