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| designer = Binarius | | designer = Binarius | ||
| players = 2+ | | players = 2+ | ||
| status = | | status = Playable | ||
| date = 17/11/2019 | | date = 17/11/2019 | ||
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==Special Rule== | ==Special Rule== | ||
Whenever an Instrument is played, | Whenever an Instrument is played, each player who does not control an Instrument discards a card. | ||
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{{card|title=Harp|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand.}} | {{card|title=Harp|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Accordion|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Piccolo, '''Action:''' Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card.}} | {{card|title=Accordion|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Piccolo, '''Action:''' Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Harmonica|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric.}} | {{card|title=Harmonica|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric.}} | ||
{{card|title=Tuba|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control.}} | {{card|title=Tuba|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control.}} | ||
{{card|title=I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Search the draw pile for an Instrument and | |||
{{card|title=I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward.}} | |||
{{card|title=Every Time I See the Desert|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric.}} | {{card|title=Every Time I See the Desert|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric.}} | ||
{{card|title=There's Something Inside|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent gives you a card.}} | {{card|title=There's Something Inside|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent gives you a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yo! Yo! This Is the Life|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and play one of them.}} | {{card|title=Yo! Yo! This Is the Life|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and play one of them.}} | ||
{{card|title=Give Me Open Land|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw three cards.}} | {{card|title=Give Me Open Land|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw three cards.}} | ||
{{card|title=A Big Ol' Knife|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Destroy | |||
{{card|title=A Big Ol' Knife|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action and Thing:''' Destroy target Thing.}} | |||
{{card|title=Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Take a random card from target opponent's hand.}} | {{card|title=Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Take a random card from target opponent's hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=I Light Me a Fire|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue.}} | {{card|title=I Light Me a Fire|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue.}} | ||
{{card|title=Do the Shake and Bake|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card.}} | {{card|title=Do the Shake and Bake|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm A Cowboy Now|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand.}} | {{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm A Cowboy Now|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=The Sun Is Hot and Dry|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text= | |||
{{card|title=The Sun Is Hot and Dry|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Each opponent discards a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Gonna Rope Me a Cow|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.}} | {{card|title=Gonna Rope Me a Cow|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play two Actions.}} | {{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play two Actions.}} | ||
{{card|title=Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me!|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me!|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Rope 'Em Up Boys|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.}} | {{card|title=Rope 'Em Up Boys|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Gain control of target Thing.}} | ||
{{card|title=The Desert Is a-Callin'|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.}} | {{card|title=The Desert Is a-Callin'|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.}} | {{card|title=Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.}} | ||
{{card|title=Saddle Up Fellas|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Each player may return one of their Things to their hand. Those who do may draw a card.}} | {{card|title=Saddle Up Fellas|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Each player may return one of their Things to their hand. Those who do may draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=The Desert Is a-Callin'|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.}} | {{card|title=The Desert Is a-Callin'|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.}} | {{card|title=Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.}} | ||
{{card|title=Bagpipe|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you.}} | {{card|title=Bagpipe|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you.}} | ||
{{card|title=Piccolo|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Bagpipe, '''Action:''' Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card.}} | {{card|title=Piccolo|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Bagpipe, '''Action:''' Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Banjo|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Tuba: | |||
{{card|title=Banjo|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=With Tuba: Whenever you gain control of an Instrument, each opponent discards a card.<BR>With Piccolo: Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each.}} | {{card|title=Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each.}} | ||
{{card|title=Christmas Time!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=C00|text=Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time!}} | {{card|title=Christmas Time!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=C00|text=Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time!}} | ||
{{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | {{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | ||
{{card|title=Easter Time!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=EAB|text=Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time!}} | {{card|title=Easter Time!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=EAB|text=Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time!}} | ||
{{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | {{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | {{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | {{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | {{card|title=Go! Go!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Take another turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw until you have five cards.}} | {{card|title=Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Draw until you have five cards.}} | ||
{{card|title=Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you have not played any cards this turn, search the | |||
{{card|title=Born in Vienna in '89|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Search the | {{card|title=Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you have not played any cards this turn, search the draw pile for the ''Tractatus'' and play it, shuffling afterward. Draw a card and end your turn.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Born in Vienna in '89|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Search the draw pile for the ''Tractatus'' and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward.}} | |||
{{card|title=Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the ''Tractatus'', draw an extra card at the start of your turn.}} | {{card|title=Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the ''Tractatus'', draw an extra card at the start of your turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=''Tractatus''|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=No player may win the game. The ''Tractatus'' is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ.}} | {{card|title=''Tractatus''|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=No player may win the game. The ''Tractatus'' is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ.}} | ||
{{card|title=Ludwig Would Claim|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you control the ''Tractatus'', take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the ''Tractatus'' if it is in play.}} | {{card|title=Ludwig Would Claim|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you control the ''Tractatus'', take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the ''Tractatus'' if it is in play.}} | ||
{{card|title=The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Return every Issue to its controller's hand.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Return every Issue to its controller's hand.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Opponents may not play Things during their next turn.}} | {{card|title=Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Opponents may not play Things during their next turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense!|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Destroy target Issue.}} | {{card|title=Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense!|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Destroy target Issue.}} | ||
{{card|title=Pipe Organ|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text='''Action:''' Return an Instrument to its controller's hand.}} | {{card|title=Pipe Organ|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text='''Action:''' Return an Instrument to its controller's hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Bedeutung ist Tun|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand.}} | {{card|title=Bedeutung ist Tun|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Es ist ein Sprachspiel|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=It's a language game. '''Action:''' | |||
{{card|title=Es ist ein Sprachspiel|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=It's a language game. '''Action:''' Target Thing is considered blank until this ability's next use.}} | |||
{{card|title=Nonsense! Nonsense!|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|text=Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects.}} | {{card|title=Nonsense! Nonsense!|type=Reaction|bgcolor=900|text=Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects.}} | ||
{{card|title=Wörter sind Inhalt|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext.}} | {{card|title=Wörter sind Inhalt|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext.}} | ||
{{card|title=Jawohl! Jawohl!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand.}} | {{card|title=Jawohl! Jawohl!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yom Kippur!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=03C|text=Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for!}} | {{card|title=Yom Kippur!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=03C|text=Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for!}} | ||
{{card|title=Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Issues.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Issues.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Instruments.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Instruments.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Holidays.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw a card for each of your Holidays.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | {{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | ||
{{card|title=Ramadan!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=080|text=Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun!}} | {{card|title=Ramadan!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=080|text=Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun!}} | ||
{{card|title=Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Your maximum hand size is increased by one.}} | {{card|title=Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Your maximum hand size is increased by one.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play every card in your hand.}} | {{card|title=Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play every card in your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Rope 'Em, Ride 'Em|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Gain control of target Thing | |||
{{card|title=Rope 'Em, Ride 'Em|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action and Thing:''' Gain control of target Thing.}} | |||
{{card|title=Shoot 'Em Up Good|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy target Thing.}} | {{card|title=Shoot 'Em Up Good|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Destroy target Thing.}} | ||
{{card|title=We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn.}} | {{card|title=We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each.}} | {{card|title=Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each.}} | ||
{{card|title=With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Discard your hand and draw five cards.}} | {{card|title=With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Discard your hand and draw five cards.}} | ||
{{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play two Actions.}} | {{card|title=Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Play two Actions.}} | ||
{{card|title=Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me!|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.}} | {{card|title=Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me!|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Labor Day!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=FFF|text=Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way!}} | {{card|title=Labor Day!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=FFF|text=Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way!}} | ||
{{card|title=Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | {{card|title=Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.|longtitle=y}} | ||
{{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | {{card|title=Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.}} | ||
{{card|title=Veterans Day!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=009|text=Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say?}} | {{card|title=Veterans Day!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=009|text=Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say?}} | ||
{{card|title=Halloween!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=F71|text=Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream!}} | {{card|title=Halloween!|type=Thing - Holiday|bgcolor=F71|text=Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream!}} | ||
{{card|title=Look Out There|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Look at the top three cards of the draw pile.}} | {{card|title=Look Out There|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Look at the top three cards of the draw pile.}} | ||
{{card|title=It's an Injun Band|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand.}} | {{card|title=It's an Injun Band|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=Coming This Way|type=Reaction (Rap)|bgcolor=900|text=Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it.}} | {{card|title=Coming This Way|type=Reaction (Rap)|bgcolor=900|text=Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it.}} | ||
{{card|title=Gonna Fight for My Land|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they | |||
{{card|title=Gonna Fight for My Land|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Hometown Grocery Store|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing.}} | {{card|title=Hometown Grocery Store|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action:''' Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing.}} | ||
{{card|title=American Cheese Worth Fighting For|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and | |||
{{card|title=American Cheese Worth Fighting For|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and play it if you control no Things of that type, shuffling afterward.}} | |||
{{card|title=Dry Gulch|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one.}} | {{card|title=Dry Gulch|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text=Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one.}} | ||
{{card|title=O.K. Corral|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent may not play | |||
{{card|title=Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Thing | {{card|title=O.K. Corral|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal|type=Thing (Rap)|bgcolor=006|text='''Action and Thing:''' Draw a card.}} | |||
{{card|title=Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Discard any number of cards and draw the same number.}} | {{card|title=Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=Discard any number of cards and draw the same number.}} | ||
{{card|title=Cowboy Livin' the American Way|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand.}} | |||
{{card|title=Cowboy Livin' the American Way|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward.}} | |||
{{card|title=It's Cowboy Livin'|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.}} | {{card|title=It's Cowboy Livin'|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=It's Cowboy Livin'|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.}} | {{card|title=It's Cowboy Livin'|type=Action (Rap)|bgcolor=600|text=All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Megaphone|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double.}} | {{card|title=Megaphone|type=Thing - Instrument|bgcolor=EB0|text=For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double.}} | ||
{{card|title=People! Coming Together!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also | |||
{{card|title=People! Coming Together!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also control Megaphone.}} | |||
{{card|title=Vice Presidential Candidate!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Vice Presidential Candidate!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=27 Electoral Votes!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=27 Electoral Votes!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Central Policy Issues!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Central Policy Issues!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Two Party System!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Two Party System!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Struggle!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=When you play this, | |||
{{card|title=Struggle!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=When you play this, each player may destroy a Thing.}} | |||
{{card|title=Gain Control of the Government!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Gain Control of the Government!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Executive Branch! Military Branch!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Executive Branch! Military Branch!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | {{card|title=Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A}} | ||
{{card|title=Promote Ideology!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. '''Action:''' Destroy target Holiday or Issue.}} | {{card|title=Promote Ideology!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. '''Action:''' Destroy target Holiday or Issue.}} | ||
{{card|title=Promote Individual Interests!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card.}} | {{card|title=Promote Individual Interests!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Promote Special Interests!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: | |||
{{card|title=Promote Special Interests!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: either gain control of target Thing of that type or draw a card for each Thing of that type under your control.}} | |||
{{card|title=The Information Superhighway!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text='''Action:''' Draw a card.}} | {{card|title=The Information Superhighway!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text='''Action:''' Draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=3000 Years of Oppression!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this.}} | {{card|title=3000 Years of Oppression!|type=Thing - Issue|bgcolor=89A|text=Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this.}} | ||
{{card|title=Who Enslaved People of Color?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | {{card|title=Who Enslaved People of Color?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Who Invaded the Caribbean?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | {{card|title=Who Invaded the Caribbean?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=Who Murdered All the Innocent Children?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | {{card|title=Who Murdered All the Innocent Children?|type=Action - Issue|bgcolor=A20|text=This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.}} | ||
{{card|title=You Did! You! You! YOU!!!|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue.}} | {{card|title=You Did! You! You! YOU!!!|type=Thing|bgcolor=006|text=You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue.}} | ||
{{card|title=It May Be You,<BR>It Could Be Me|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand.}} | {{card|title=It May Be You,<BR>It Could Be Me|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand.}} | ||
{{card|title=It's Not Enough<BR>to Wait and See|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice.}} | {{card|title=It's Not Enough<BR>to Wait and See|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice.}} | ||
{{card|title=And When We All<BR>Lock Arms and Sing|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Search the draw pile for an Instrument and | |||
{{card|title=Bells of Freedom<BR>Ring Ding Ding!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you | {{card|title=And When We All<BR>Lock Arms and Sing|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward. Each player who controls an instrument may draw a card.}} | ||
{{card|title=Bells of Freedom<BR>Ring Ding Ding!|type=Action|bgcolor=600|text=If you control more Instruments, more Holidays, and more Issues than any opponent, you win.}} | |||
Revision as of 06:15, 16 June 2024
| The Most Unwanted Song deck | |
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| Designer | Binarius |
| Date | 17/11/2019 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
 Print this deck | |
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A tribute to that inimitable opus of Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier with lyrics by Nina Mankin, "The Most Unwanted Song", with apologies to ChippyYYZ's The Devil Went Down to Georgia deck.
Special Rule
Whenever an Instrument is played, each player who does not control an Instrument discards a card.
Card List
Harp
Thing - Instrument
Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand.
Accordion
Thing - Instrument
With Piccolo, Action: Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card.
Harmonica
Thing - Instrument
With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric.
Tuba
Thing - Instrument
Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control.
I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride
Action (Rap)
Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward.
Every Time I See the Desert
Thing (Rap)
Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric.
There's Something Inside
Action (Rap)
Target opponent gives you a card.
Yo! Yo! This Is the Life
Action (Rap)
Draw two cards and play one of them.
Give Me Open Land
Action (Rap)
Draw three cards.
A Big Ol' Knife
Thing (Rap)
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing.
Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake
Action (Rap)
Take a random card from target opponent's hand.
I Light Me a Fire
Action (Rap)
Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue.
Do the Shake and Bake
Action (Rap)
Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card.
Yo! Yo! I'm A Cowboy Now
Action (Rap)
Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand.
The Sun Is Hot and Dry
Action (Rap)
Each opponent discards a card.
Gonna Rope Me a Cow
Action (Rap)
Gain control of target Thing.
Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free
Action (Rap)
Play two Actions.
Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me!
Action (Rap)
Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.
Rope 'Em Up Boys
Action
Gain control of target Thing.
The Desert Is a-Callin'
Action
Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.
Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo
Thing
When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.
Saddle Up Fellas
Action
Each player may return one of their Things to their hand. Those who do may draw a card.
The Desert Is a-Callin'
Action
Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card.
Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo
Thing
When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead.
Bagpipe
Thing - Instrument
With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you.
Piccolo
Thing - Instrument
With Bagpipe, Action: Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card.
Banjo
Thing - Instrument
With Tuba: Whenever you gain control of an Instrument, each opponent discards a card.
With Piccolo: Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card.
With Piccolo: Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card.
Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time!
Action
Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each.
Christmas Time!
Thing - Holiday
Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time!
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!
Action
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.
Easter Time!
Thing - Holiday
Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time!
Go! Go!
Action
Take another turn.
Go! Go!
Action
Take another turn.
Go! Go!
Action
Take another turn.
Go! Go!
Action
Take another turn.
Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind
Action (Rap)
Draw until you have five cards.
Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein
Action (Rap)
If you have not played any cards this turn, search the draw pile for the Tractatus and play it, shuffling afterward. Draw a card and end your turn.
Born in Vienna in '89
Action (Rap)
Search the draw pile for the Tractatus and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward.
Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time
Thing (Rap)
Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the Tractatus, draw an extra card at the start of your turn.
Tractatus
Thing (Rap)
No player may win the game. The Tractatus is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ.
Ludwig Would Claim
Action (Rap)
If you control the Tractatus, take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the Tractatus if it is in play.
The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood
Action (Rap)
Return every Issue to its controller's hand.
Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense
Action (Rap)
Opponents may not play Things during their next turn.
Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense!
Thing (Rap)
Action: Destroy target Issue.
Pipe Organ
Thing - Instrument
Action: Return an Instrument to its controller's hand.
Bedeutung ist Tun
Thing
Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand.
Es ist ein Sprachspiel
Thing
It's a language game. Action: Target Thing is considered blank until this ability's next use.
Nonsense! Nonsense!
Reaction
Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects.
Wörter sind Inhalt
Thing
Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext.
Jawohl! Jawohl!
Action
Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand.
Yom Kippur!
Thing - Holiday
Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for!
Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven
Action
Draw a card for each of your Issues.
Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven
Action
Draw a card for each of your Instruments.
Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven
Action
Draw a card for each of your Holidays.
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!
Action
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.
Ramadan!
Thing - Holiday
Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun!
Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range
Thing (Rap)
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.
Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger
Action (Rap)
Play every card in your hand.
Rope 'Em, Ride 'Em
Thing (Rap)
Action and Thing: Gain control of target Thing.
Shoot 'Em Up Good
Action (Rap)
Destroy target Thing.
We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood
Action (Rap)
Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn.
Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford
Action (Rap)
Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each.
With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored
Action (Rap)
Discard your hand and draw five cards.
Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free
Action (Rap)
Play two Actions.
Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me!
Action (Rap)
Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand.
Labor Day!
Thing - Holiday
Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way!
Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!
Action
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.
Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him!
Action
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.
Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!
Action
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent.
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!
Action
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday.
Veterans Day!
Thing - Holiday
Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say?
Halloween!
Thing - Holiday
Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream!
Look Out There
Action (Rap)
Look at the top three cards of the draw pile.
It's an Injun Band
Action (Rap)
Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand.
Coming This Way
Reaction (Rap)
Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it.
Gonna Fight for My Land
Thing (Rap)
Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card.
Hometown Grocery Store
Thing (Rap)
Action: Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing.
American Cheese Worth Fighting For
Thing (Rap)
At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and play it if you control no Things of that type, shuffling afterward.
Dry Gulch
Thing (Rap)
Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one.
O.K. Corral
Action (Rap)
Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn.
Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal
Thing (Rap)
Action and Thing: Draw a card.
Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays
Action (Rap)
Discard any number of cards and draw the same number.
Cowboy Livin' the American Way
Action (Rap)
If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward.
It's Cowboy Livin'
Action (Rap)
All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.
It's Cowboy Livin'
Action (Rap)
All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card.
Megaphone
Thing - Instrument
For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double.
People! Coming Together!
Thing - Issue
Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also control Megaphone.
Vice Presidential Candidate!
Thing - Issue
27 Electoral Votes!
Thing - Issue
Central Policy Issues!
Thing - Issue
Two Party System!
Thing - Issue
Struggle!
Thing - Issue
When you play this, each player may destroy a Thing.
Gain Control of the Government!
Thing - Issue
Executive Branch! Military Branch!
Thing - Issue
Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy!
Thing - Issue
Promote Ideology!
Thing - Issue
Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. Action: Destroy target Holiday or Issue.
Promote Individual Interests!
Thing - Issue
George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card.
Promote Special Interests!
Thing - Issue
Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: either gain control of target Thing of that type or draw a card for each Thing of that type under your control.
The Information Superhighway!
Thing - Issue
Action: Draw a card.
3000 Years of Oppression!
Thing - Issue
Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this.
Who Enslaved People of Color?
Action - Issue
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.
Who Invaded the Caribbean?
Action - Issue
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.
Who Murdered All the Innocent Children?
Action - Issue
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn.
You Did! You! You! YOU!!!
Thing
You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue.
It May Be You,
It Could Be Me
It Could Be Me
Action
Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand.
It's Not Enough
to Wait and See
to Wait and See
Action
Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice.
And When We All
Lock Arms and Sing
Lock Arms and Sing
Action
Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward. Each player who controls an instrument may draw a card.
Bells of Freedom
Ring Ding Ding!
Ring Ding Ding!
Action
If you control more Instruments, more Holidays, and more Issues than any opponent, you win.
