Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5001-5100

The Infinite Dvorak Deck Cards 5000-5100
Designer	Everyone
Date	March 2007 and onwards
Players	2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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3P

Rob Peter to pay Paul

Action Reaction

Discard this card to take control of a token to pay for a destroy a token effect. When played as an action, remove a living thing in the discard pile from play and give another player 3 money tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

St. Peter

Thing

Whenever a living thing would enter the discard pile if you have not played a thing on your last turn you may put the destroyed thing into your hand.

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The official position is against reincarnation, but sometimes the boss makes exceptions.

Card by gill_smoke

Graverobbing

Action

Take a card from the discard pile and put it in your pocket.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Friendly Fire

Unplayable

If you discard this card, destroy a random thing you control.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Chaotic Vortex

Action

Destroy target Thing and a random Thing. Play the top card of the deck. Discard your hand.

Card by ChippyYYZ

0X

Gaze Upon the Ruins

Action

If there are at least 5 Things in the discard pile for each player, you win the game. Otherwise, exchange a card in your hand for a Thing in the discard pile.

Card by Bucky

C2

Norte Dame

Thing

If you can get this into America you would win the game.

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Stupid Americans think they own everything.

Card by gill_smoke

C2

Quiet solemn holy and honorable country Church

Thing

Thing: create a piety token. Action & Thing: If you control at least 20 piety tokens you may end the game and decide the winner.

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Smiting sinners isn't as effective as cultivating devotion in oneself.

Card by gill_smoke

2C

Gargoyle

Thing

This is considered living if there is a church in play. Action: if this is a living thing destroy a living thing and replace it with a copy of this card.

Card by gill_smoke

Louis Vuitton Leather

Thing

Things you control cannot be destroyed by fire or water-based means.
Whenever you play a thing, translate its text into Japanese, then back into English.

This card does not count as leather for purposes of cards that refer specifically to leather.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Difficulty

Thing

In order to discard it a card or it introduces a card to her of the series of the version in its hand or permuted a card in its hand with a card in the other hand of the players.

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Try and get some use out of this one!

Card by Nehh

Ab3

Reciprocal Tenderness

Action

If you control a male and a female thing create 3 money tokens

Card by gill_smoke

Ab2

Perfidious Wretches

Action

If target player controls things of 2 or more genders they discard their hand and skip their next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Ab1

Scheherazade

Thing

At the beginning of your turn create an unfinished story on Scheherazade. If Scheherazade would be destroyed destroy an unfinished story token instead and create a finished story token. If there 1001 tokens on Scheherazade Her Controller wins the game.

Card by gill_smoke

Concentrated Global Warming Burst

Action

Destroy a Thing and remove the 10 cards of the deck from the game.

Card by ChippyYYZ

I AM KATAMARI!!!

Action

Take control of a Thing. You may skip your next turn to take control of all Things.

Card by ChippyYYZ

bdf

B Diminished Chord Of Death

Action

If you control Things with the letters B, D, and F in their cornervalues, Eliminate target player. If you also control a Thing with Ab in its cornervalue, Eliminate all players instead.

Card by ChippyYYZ

B1

Fanfic

Action

Change or add to the Flavortext of any card in play or your hand

Card by gill_smoke

D4

New overbearing technical regulations

Thing

All non living things may not perform action abilities without also discarding a card.

Card by gill_smoke

F4

Dangerous Security

Thing

Attach to a living thing. If that thing would be destroyed destroy this and a random other thing also.

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Weren't you supposed to stop that from happening?

Card by gill_smoke

Bloodrocuted

Action

Play only any time a Thing that contains blood or a similiar vital fluid is destroyed. Destroy target Thing.

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bloodrocute - blud'ro`kyoot': vt (1) to electrocute by sending an electrical current through blood.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bloodlust

Thing

Whenever you destroy a Thing, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Bloodbath

Action

Destroy all Living Things. Each player gains a Blood Token for each Thing destroyed.

Card by ChippyYYZ

2H

Swiggle

Action

Discard a card or destroy a token, Target player drinks a swiggle of their beverage or is eliminated.

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While your up, I only have a swiggle left could ya get me another?

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Strength Punishes

Action Reaction

Discard this card when another player would destroy one of your things and destroy one of theirs after yours is destroyed. When played as an action The last player to use a destroy effect destroys all of their things.

Card by gill_smoke

H2

Honor Restrains

Action Reaction

Discard this card when another player woud destroy one of your things prevent that effect. When played as an action No one may play a destroy effect until the end of your next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

Migraine

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. Discard a card whenever you play an Action.

Card by Binarius

Fever

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may play at most one card per turn.

Card by Binarius

Sore Throat

Thing

Play this card into any player's control. You may not draw cards if you drew any cards during your last turn.

Card by Binarius

1Y

Exploding Present

Thing

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy this and discard two cards or your hand.

Card by Bucky

2Y

Teleporting Present

Thing

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, give Teleporting Present and another Thing you control to a random opponent.

Card by Bucky

3Y

Gift-Wrapped Promulg

Thing - Beast

You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy one of your other Things to feed Gift-Wrapped Promulg. If you can't, you lose the game unless you discard three cards and destroy Gift-Wrapped Promulg.

Card by Bucky

S0

Green Christmas

Action

Destroy all snow tokens

Card by gill_smoke

S1

After Christmas Clearance Sale

Action

Destroy X tokens reveal X cards from the draw pile put the things in your hand then put the rest at the bottom of the draw pile.

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I got these great deals but Next season we'll have to do better.

Card by gill_smoke

S2

Snow is a four letter word

Thing

Destroy this card when there are no snow tokens in play. Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. When this comes into play players gain tokens for every Title word with 4 letters or more in their hand and in play under their control. Thing(global): Destroy a snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

S-

I'm MEEEEELLLTTTIING!

Action

Destroy all the Snow tokens that you own.

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I wonder how long it'll be before they notice....

Card by Nehh

R3

The Meltifier

Thing

The owner of this card can not own snow tokens.

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This is more like it!

Card by Nehh

tl;dr

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophilia

Action

Each player draws 2 cards for every card they have in their hand with a word in the title that is more than 10 letters long.

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Glaa...aaag.

Card by Nehh

Sabotage!

Action

Steal a random card from a chosen opponent and destroy one of their Things.

Card by Binarius

Timeslip

Thing

Discard all of your Things when you play Timeslip; you may not have any in your hand while it is in play. Draw a card whenever you play an Action card. You may play Action cards at any time, but you may only use Action abilities during your turn, and only once per turn.

Card by Binarius

Fold

Action

Discard your hand, and draw an equal number of cards at the beginning of your next turn.

Card by Binarius

S0

Snow Rule

Thing

Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. Thing(global): destroy a snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

S8

Plowed Drive

Action

Destoy all of your snow tokens

Card by gill_smoke

S9

Polar Reaches

Thing

If not in play already create a copy of Snow Rule and put it into play. At the beginning of your turn give every player a new snow token.

Card by gill_smoke

4Y

Kill It With Fire

Action

Destroy target Thing. Any player may destroy one of their water- or ice-related Things to save it.

Card by Bucky

5Y

Elemental Mastery

Action

If you control a token of each of these types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void), you win the game. Otherwise, gain a token of one of those types and return this card to your hand.

Card by Bucky

Magma Amulet

Thing

Action: Gain a Fire Token and an Earth Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cloud Amulet

Thing

Action: Gain a Water Token and an Air Token.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Scroll of Elemental Ball

Thing

Action: Destroy two tokens you control of any of the following types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) to destroy target Thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

6Y

Void Slinger

Thing

Things with two or more Void tokens on them are considered blank.
Thing:Gain a Void token.
Action:Move up to three of your unattached Void tokens onto target non-token Thing.

Card by Bucky

7Y

Mud Slinger

Thing

Thing:Gain an Earth or Water token. Action:Destroy one of your Earth and one of your Water tokens. Target player discards a random card.

Card by Bucky

8Y

Mud Volley

Action

Target player discards a random card. That player gains an Earth token and a Water token.

Card by Bucky

Earthen Dam

Thing

Gain three Earth and five Water tokens when you play this card. Once during your turn, you may destroy one Water token to draw a card. If you have no Water tokens, destroy this card. If you have no Earth tokens, destroy all of your Water tokens and this card and discard your hand.

Card by Binarius

Air Gun

Thing

Thing: Gain an Air token. Action: Destroy two of your Air tokens. Target player discards a card.

Card by Binarius

Nullification Ray

Thing

Action: Replace target Fire, Water, Earth, Air, or Energy token with a Void token.

Card by Binarius

6y

Body swap

Action

Swap the titles of 2 living things in play.

Card by gill_smoke

6y

Transmuting Design

Action

Swap a card in play with one from your hand if you replace it with an action card the new owner plays it immediately.

Card by gill_smoke

6y

Libram of Deceptive Rebuke

Thing

At beginning of their turn players turn their face down cards face up if it is an action card play it immediately. Action: Replace a card in play with a card from your hand face down.

Card by gill_smoke

Phlebtonium

Thing/Action

If played as a thing, Phlebstoonium can be played on any card to act as whatever fuel that card needs. If played as an action, Phlebtonium removes a selected player's field entirely and allows you to draw that same amount of cards as removed.

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Power, raw and rich!

Card by Anonymous

Technobolt

Action

Destroy target thing. If it was the most technologically advanced thing in play, draw a card.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Energy Overload

Action

Choose a Thing with an Action Ability that requires energy tokens to use. Its controller activates that ability without paying any energy. Destroy that thing.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Aether Warp

Action

Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. that player puts the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck and the thing into play.
Flip a coin. On a heads, switch that Thing's rulestext and flavortext.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Cornstarch

Action

Destroy all things in play that consist of water or must swim in it.

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Non-newtonian fluids? INGENIOUS!

Card by NARF

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

Thing

Any laser related actions may be used twice.

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SHOOP DA WHOOP

Card by NARF

Cuttlefish Swarm

Thing

Action:Place one ink counter on a target thing.
Action:Play a mollusk based card without using up your one use per turn.

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One cuttlefish is enough, but for all you know, there could be more there, waiting invisibly... TO EAT YOU!!

Card by NARF

9Y

Terminal Disease

Thing

Play onto a Thing. Destroy that Thing at the start of your turn.

Card by Bucky

0Y

Nullification Ray Mk 2

Thing

Action: Replace target non-Void token with a Void token.

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Remember Rule 3

Card by Bucky

Kanbei's Error

Thing

All things classified as buildings cannot use any action abilities until next turn. When the next turn comes along, this thing is destroyed.

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Most Useless Base Ever

Card by NARF

Battleship In A Lake

Thing

Any card that seems illogical(players vote on it) cannot be played while this card is in play.

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"THIS FLAK! How is this possible? How did you get a battleship in such a tiny lake!?"

Card by NARF

Technical Support

Thing

Flip a coin at the beginning of your turn. If it comes up heads, any thing or action that has to do with electronics or mechanics cannot be destroyed or negated this turn. If it comes up tails, then every thing that has to do with electronics or mechanics gains one Failure Counter. A Thing with 3 or more Failure Counters is destroyed.

Card by NARF

Y6

Elemental Conjurer

Thing person

Thing: create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) Action: destroy one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) you control to destroy a thing'

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Abjuration is the same thing really.

Card by gill_smoke

Y6

Lower Elemental Transmuter

Thing person

Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Fire, Water, Earth).

Card by gill_smoke

Y6

Upper Elemental Transmuter

Thing person

Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Air, Energy and Void) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Air, Energy and Void).

Card by gill_smoke

Bottler's Spirits

Thing

Thing: Gain a Fire token or a Water token. Action: Destroy one Fire and one Water token you control. Draw five cards, play three of them, and gain a token of one of the following types at random: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy, and Void.

Card by Binarius

Particle Accelerator

Thing

Thing: Gain an Energy token. Action: Destroy one of your Energy tokens and gain one token of each of the following types: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Void.

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Oh, so that's how the universe works!

Card by Binarius

Nullification Ray 3000

Thing

Discard a card to play this. Action: Replace target Thing with a Void token and flip a coin. On tails, the power coupling has overheated and you may not use this ability during your next turn.

Card by Binarius

1Z

Recycling Program

Thing

At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things and discard a card. If you do, draw a card and gain an untyped Token.

Card by Bucky

2Z

Vacuum Boon

Action

Destroy any number of tokens that are on Things, or destroy any number of dirt-related Things, or discard any number of cards, or gain four Void tokens.

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That sucked.

Card by Bucky

Sleep Powder

Action

Turn target Thing face-down.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Trapped Under Ice

Thing

Play this on top of another Thing. That thing is not considered to be in play.

Card by ChippyYYZ

Icy Winds

Action

Target player may not draw cards on their next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target Thing that player controls.

Card by ChippyYYZ

P3

Feebs

Living Thing person

The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.

Card by gill_smoke

P3

Scratch Your Eyes Out

Action

Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.

Card by gill_smoke

3P

Card Portal

Thing

At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.

Card by gill_smoke

3Z

Telepathic Assault

Action

Destroy a living Thing and look at its controller's hand.

Card by Bucky

X4

Necromantic Transmutation

Action

Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token

Card by gill_smoke

i6

Insanitary

Action

Put a copy of Insanity rule (#4671) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of things that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.

Card by gill_smoke

888

Extended Stay

Thing

When played put a thing in play under this card. Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.

Card by gill_smoke

4Z

Psychic Dominator

Thing

Action: An opponent with at least two cards in their hand chooses two cards in their hand. You name two cards and the opponent reveals their chosen cards. If they reveal the named cards, take control of all their Things and eliminate them.

Card by Bucky

3M

Work Life Balance

Action

Target player destroys 10 money tokens or they skip their next turn.

Card by gill_smoke

M3

Entrepreneur

Thing person

At beginning of your turn create a money token.

Card by gill_smoke

M3

Muck it up

Action

If you have a living thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.

Card by gill_smoke

1AD

Amulet of Samarkand

Thing

Create a Demon token. If the Demon token is destroyed, this card is too.

Card by robo1995

My Buns are Burning

Action

Target must search for something that could burn in view of the playing area and draw a picture of it on fire. If their art is voted to suck, create a Loser Token. The owner of the Loser Token may not win.

Card by robo1995

You are a Loser

Thing

The controller of this card may force a player to own a Loser Token. They can't win.

Card by robo1995

5Z

Rule 1

Thing

Each player may play an extra Action or Thing during their turn. No player may play more than three cards in a turn.

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"Don't add more than three cards at a time"

Card by Bucky

6Z

Rule 2

Thing

Cards cannot modify other cards' text. When this enters play, undo any such modifications to Things in play

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"Don't change other people's cards"

Card by Bucky

7Z

Rule 3

Action

Destroy all Things that refer to some category of card or Token not present in play or in the discard pile.

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"Cards shouldn't refer to other cards."

Card by Bucky

4L

Genuine bolt on go faster goodies

Thing

Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.

Card by gill_smoke

4L

That's not poo that's rust

Action

Remove a non living thing from play.

Card by gill_smoke