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Invader Zim
Designer	MagiMaster
Date	2/27/2007
Players	2-4 (suggested 3)
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Invader Zim is attempting to destroy the Earth! Dib must stop him! Gaz is going to play video games!

Special Rules

Things

There are two subcategories of things in addition to generic things.

Persons are goal cards. Each person has a unique victory condition. The player that controls a person whose condition is satisfied wins the game. Unless some card says otherwise, a player can only control one person at a time.

Alien Tech functions like any other thing, but some cards affect only Alien Tech instead of generic things.

Gear

In addition to the cards, you will need a coin for flipping.

Other Rules

When a thing is destroyed all things on that thing (including all things on those things) are destroyed as well. For example, if The PAK is on Dib, Dib is on The Skool, and The Skool is destroyed, all three are destroyed. (Since The PAK is destroyed, it's ability can't be used.)

Notes

This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal.

Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:

Lawn Gnomes
Shloogorgh
Sizz-lorr
The Tallest
The Massive
Mars
Gym
Mortos der Soulstealer
Tak
Minimoose
The Spooky Chihuahua
Robot Parents
Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
The "Resisty"
Prisoner 777
Spelldrive
And many other things I missed...

Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, the existing cards use very technical body text. Please try to maintain this style. (In this deck's creator's opinion, this prevents any confusion over what the card does without ruining the sense of humor.) However, if you think you can make the text clearer, feel free to try.

Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).

Have Fun!

Card List

Zim

Thing - Person

If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.

Stupid, stinking humans.

@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 |title=Zim
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
+|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.<hr/>''Stupid, stinking humans.''
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 |title=Dib
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
+|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.<hr/>''Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?''
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 |title=Gaz
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.
+|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.<hr/>''The pig... COMMANDS ME!''
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 |title=Miss Bitters
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.
+|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.<hr/>''Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.''
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 94: / Line 94: @@
 |title=Destroy the World
 |type=Action
-|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.
+|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.<hr/>''Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?''
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 |title=Voot Cruiser
 |type=Thing - Alien Tech
-|text=
+|text=''Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!''
 |bgcolor=660088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 110: / Line 110: @@
 |title=Master Plan
 |type=Thing
-|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.
+|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.<hr/>''Back to my filthy evil I guess.''
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 118: / Line 118: @@
 |title=Voot Carrier
 |type=Thing
-|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.
+|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.<hr/>''Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.''
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 126: / Line 126: @@
 |title=Bees
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.
+|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.<hr/>''Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!''
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster