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==Card List==
==Card List==


{{card|title=The First Card|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
:''The [[/Cards 1-100|first 100 cards]] of this deck have been archived.
|type=Thing|text=All other Things are considered to have blank titles and card texts, while this card is in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Katamari|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Of the Things other than Katamari, choose the physically smallest and put it face-down under Katamari. (You cannot choose abstract concepts.) When Katamari leaves play, all cards under it go to the discard pile.}}
 
{{card|title=Time Walk|cornervalue=1U|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kevan
|type=Action|text=Take an extra turn after this one.}}
 
{{card|title=Can't Make Change|bgcolor=660000|creator=jtwe|
type=Action|text=Each player simultaneously chooses a card at random from the hand of the player on their left, and puts that card in the hand of the player on their right.}}
 
{{card|title=Playing With a Full Deck|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe|
type=Thing|text=If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game.}}
 
{{card|title=I Am One With The Universe|bgcolor=660000|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Action|text=Until the end of your turn, cards in any player's hand are considered to be in your hand, and all Things in play are under your control.}}
 
{{card|title=Artificial Heart|cornervalue=2R|bgcolor=000066|creator=Zaratustra|
type=Thing|text=Destroy one Energy-related Thing or ten Energy-related Tokens you control to create one Thing called Blood under your control.}}
 
{{card|title=Robofrog|cornervalue=0G|bgcolor=000066|creator=Zaratustra|
type=Thing|text=Action: Destroy an Insect in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Card Mine|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|
type=Thing|text=Counts as a Machine.
'''Action''':Draw a card}}
 
{{card|title=Cutting Corners|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|
type=Thing|text=While this card is in play, treat all cards as if they had no cornervalue.  If any Player plays a card with the string "dust" in its title, destroy this card.}}
 
{{card|title=The Useless Card|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Draw a card.  You may take one extra Action this turn.}}
 
{{card|title=X-Buster|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=Action: Target player must give you an Action card from his hand.  If he has no Action cards, he discards his hand instead.}}
 
{{card|title=Throne|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=Players must ask your permission when playing Actions.  If you say no to an Action, it has no effect.}}
 
{{card|title=Customs Board|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=Each time any player draws a card, he must show it to you.}}
 
{{card|title=Core Ruleset Loophole|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky|type=Action|text=You win unless all other players agree to negate this effect within 10 seconds.}}
 
{{card|title=Leverage Scam|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=You win unless any player discards eir hand within 10 seconds.}}
 
{{card|title=Pet|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand.  It is under the control of whoever played it.  It can be placed between any two players in the turn order.}}
 
{{card
|title=Shaft of Red Light
|type=Thing
|text=Play onto an opponent.  Shaft of Red Light can be blocked by any Canopy.  If it isn't then Your Way Is Blocked.
|bgcolor=000066
}}
 
{{card|title=Antimatter|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|
type=Thing|text=If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice.  When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens.}}
 
{{card|title=Ninja Steal|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kazz
|type=Action|text=Steal as many Things in play as you can in one second.  If online, steal two Things instead.}}
 
{{card|title=Generic Elves|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=1G|
type=Thing|text='''Action''':Gain a Green Energy Token, and rotate this card 90 degrees.}}
 
{{card
|title=Cameo
|type=Action
|text=Make a copy of a card from an existing Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile.
|bgcolor=955
|creator=Tyrethali
}}
 
{{card|title=Waiting Room|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Nobody may win or lose while this card is in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Vacuum Pump|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kevan
|type=Action|text=Starting with you and going clockwise, each player chooses a Thing in play and puts it into their hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Token Eater|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|longtext=true
|type=Thing|text=At any time during your turn you may destroy any Token you control and put a Food counter on Token Eater.  If this causes Token Eater to  have more than 100 Food Counters on it, destroy it.
'''Action''':Remove all tokens from this card.  For every 5 tokens removed in this way, draw a card, or discard a card and play an extra Thing this turn, or discard a card and play an extra Action this turn.}}
 
{{card|title=Shovel|bgcolor=000066|creator=The T
|type=Thing|text=This card counts as a spade. '''Action:''' Place one card from your hand in the middle of the deck in order to draw the bottom card off the deck.}}
 
{{card|title=Magnitude Error|bgcolor=000066|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=1Z
|type=Thing|text=All numbers described in digit form on all cards are multiplied by ten.}}
 
{{card|title=Bad Machine|bgcolor=660000|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=@#
|type=Action|text=Gain control of all Machines and Robots in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Asteroids|bgcolor=660000|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=4B
|type=Action|text=Draw a imaginary line from each Thing you control, perpendicular to the top of the card and aiming outwards from it. Destroy the first Thing this line touches. If the line first reaches a Player instead, that player discards a card. If online, draw three cards instead.}}
 
{{card
|title=Voodoo Zombie Corpse
|type=Thing
|text=Draw a card when you play Voodoo Zombie Corpse. If you have less than two cards in your hand at any time, destroy Voodoo Zombie Corpse.
|bgcolor=000066
|creator=Tyrethali (Exquisite Corpse)
}}
 
{{card|title=My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable|longtitle=true|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Move the alphabetically-earliest Thing (other than this) to the bottom of the draw pile.}}
 
{{card|title=tldr|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kevan
|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing with more than two sentences on it, or play in response to an Action that has more than two sentences on it to negate its effects.}}
 
{{card|title=Bucket of Whitewash|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card.}}
 
{{card|title=Hash Sorting|bgcolor=000066|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=Whenever you play a card with a corner value, you may search the deck for another card with a corner value that shares a digit or letter with the first card, and put it in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Trefoil|cornervalue=3F|bgcolor=660000|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards.}}
 
{{card|title=Win-Win Situation|cornervalue=2W|bgcolor=000066|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=If another player wins the game, win the game.}}
 
{{card|title=Hoard|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=None of your Things, except this one, can be destroyed.  If you ever control ten Things, and nobody else controls more Things than you, you win.}}
 
{{card|title=Bomb|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kazz
|type=Action|text=If another player's Action forces you to discard this card, all other players discard their hands.  Destroy a Thing.}}
 
{{card|title=Omni-|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing|text=Attach to a Thing.  That Thing counts as belonging in every category and being every type of object.  If that Thing is destroyed, so is this card.}}
 
{{card|title=Subroutine|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Suspend your turn.  A player of your choice takes a turn.  Then, your turn resumes where it left off.}}
 
{{card|title=Werehouse|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=Initially counts as a Person. If this card is a Building, your maximum hand size is increased by 2.  If this card is a Person, you may play an extra Action every third turn. '''Action:''' If this card is a Person, it ceases being a Person and becomes a Building.  If this card is a Building, it ceases being a Building and becomes a Person.|longtext=true}}
 
{{card|title=Death|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Destroy a living Thing.}}
 
{{card
|title=The ergonomics of the situation
|bgcolor=000066
|creator=Depressi
|type=Thing
|text=Whenever a Player plays an Action, they must draw a card and reveal their hand to all players.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Demolition Squid
|bgcolor=000066
|creator=Depressi
|type=Thing
|text=Action: discard your hand and destroy a Building.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Harmony of the cosmos
|bgcolor=660000
|creator=Depressi
|type=Action
|text=Draw as many cards as you control Things. Draw an extra card for any Thing whose title starts with "I" "The" or "My".
}}
 
{{card|title=Rag and Bone Cart|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Whenever you draw a card, draw it from the top of the discard pile. (If there are no cards in the discard pile, destroy this card.)}}
 
{{card|title=Hard Reboot|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kevan
|type=Action|text=Shuffle your hand into the draw pile, and draw five cards.}}
 
{{card|title=Trebuchet|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Destroy a Thing you control, to force a player to discard a card at random.}}
 
{{card|title=Gotcha|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Play in response to someone winning the game.  Nobody besides you can win this turn.  Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Pocket Universe|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|longtext=true
|type=Thing|text=When you play this, choose another Player and another Dvorak deck.  You and that player play a game using that deck;  Whenever either of you takes a turn in this game, take a turn in the parallel game.  When one of you wins the other game, the winner plays all eir Things from that game into this one, and this Thing is destroyed. (This Thing may not be destroyed by any other means)}}
 
{{card|title=Action splitter|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=3x
|type=Action|text=You may take three extra Actions this turn.}}
 
{{card|title=It's A Kind Of Magic|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, all Life tokens are destroyed. If a player runs out of Life tokens while this card is in play, they are eliminated. Any player who controls a Thing may, as an Action, choose an opponent - that opponent must either lose 3 Life tokens or destroy a Thing they control.|longtext=true}}
 
{{card|title=Kill, Smash, Smash|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Play only if each player has at least three Things in play. If a player has no Things in play at the end of their turn (not counting this card), they are eliminated from the game.}}
 
{{card|title=Hungry, Hungry Hippo|bgcolor=000066|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=When this card comes into play, put three Marble tokens into play. '''Action:''' Remove a token from the game.}}
 
{{card|title=Photocopy Machine|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=2V
|type=Thing|text=<b>Action</b>:Spend 2 Energy-related tokens.  Make a copy of a Thing you control and put it into play.}}
 
 
{{card|title=Chinese Factory|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=3B
|type=Thing|text=Counts as a Machine.<br> <b>Action</b>:Spend 3 Energy-related tokens.  Make a copy of a Thing another player controls and put it into your hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Buried Gold|bgcolor=771|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=5k
|type=Action|text=Gain 5 Gold Tokens.  If you discard a yellow card from your hand when you play this, gain 15 Gold Tokens instead.}}
 
{{card|title=Top Trumps|bgcolor=006|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Every player chooses and reveals a card from their hand, if they have one. Of the cards that have numbers on them, the highest number wins - all the other revealed cards are discarded. (If it's a tie, nothing happens.)}}
 
{{card|title=Hope Diamond|bgcolor=771|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=1W
|type=Thing|text=Hope Diamond can't be destroyed by cards who employ blunt damage as their flavor.}}
 
{{card|title=Special Guest Star|bgcolor=660000|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=2C
|type=Action|text=Make a copy of a card from an existing non-Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile. Rephrase as needed.}}
 
{{card|title=Mortar and Pestle|bgcolor=006|creator=Zaratustra|cornervalue=1S
|type=Thing|text=Destroy a Thing you control with digit-and-letter corner values: Put in play a number of Tokens equal to the digit, with a name that starts with the letter.}}
 
{{card|title=Torn Dictionary|bgcolor=006|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Choose seven consecutive letters of the alphabet, when you play this. Cards that start with any of those letters are discarded with no effect, when played.}}
 
{{card|title=Caiger Mall|bgcolor=006|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=If another player controls more Things than you do, destroy this card. '''Action:''' Draw three cards and discard two of them.}}
 
{{card|title=Politeness|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe|cornervalue=10Q
|type=Thing|text=You may ask an opponent for permission before playing a card.  If he or she refuses permission, that card is discarded, its effects are negated, and you draw three cards.}}
 
{{card|title=Impending Amnesia|bgcolor=660000|creator=jtwe
|type=Action|text=Shuffle three blank cards from outside the game into the deck.}}
 
{{card|title=Dvorak In-joke|bgcolor=771|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=Every turn put a Cheap Plastic Trophy Token into play.  It counts as a token.}}
 
{{card|title=Tokenize|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing. For every word in that Thing's name, its former controller gains a token with that word as its name and type.}}
 
{{card|title=Hex|bgcolor=000066|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=x3C
|type=Thing|text=Play onto a Thing.  Interpret all numeral-form numbers in that Thing's text as if they were in hexadecimal.}}
 
{{card|title=That Other Card Game|bgcolor=006|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=Cards with number/letter corner values can't be played unless you destroy a number of tokens equal to the card number, with the same initial as the letter.}}
 
{{card|title=Vampire|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=3B|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=Destroy one blood-containing Thing or five Blood Tokens you control to destroy target Thing.}}
 
{{card|title=Endless Wealth|bgcolor=006|cornervalue=∞T|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=If you control this card and a countably infinite number of tokens, you win.}}
 
{{card
|title=Hyperactive minion
|bgcolor=006
|cornervalue=5A
|creator=Depressi
|type=Thing
|text=Gain an Energy token each turn. If you ever take a turn in which you do not use your Action, destroy Hyperactive Minion. Action: gain two Energy tokens.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Numbers are reality
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Depressi
|type=Action
|text=Choose any Thing in play that has a number in its corner which is less than 11. Draw that number of cards.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Alchemy
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Depressi
|type=Action
|text=Turn all Tokens in play into Gold tokens, unless someone chooses to discard their hand in order to keep their (and no-one else's) tokens unaltered.
}}
 
{{card|title=Branch Statement|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Reveal the top card of the deck.  If it is an Action, discard it and play the card below it on the deck.  If it is a Thing, cut the deck and draw a card.}}
 
{{card|title=Interest|bgcolor=666600|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=For every 10 tokens of each type that you have in play at the beginning of each of your turns, gain an additional token of that type.}}
 
{{card|title=Button Mashing|bgcolor=660000|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Draw 3 cards and play them in order.}}
 
{{card
|title=I Hate This Card
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Kazz
|type=Action
|text=Grab a card from someone's hand, or any Thing in play, and tear it into pieces.  It is permanently removed from the game.
}}
 
{{card
|title=I Win
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Kazz
|type=Action
|text=Discard your hand and all of your Things in play.  You win.  <br><br>If all other players discard their hands and destroy all of their Things in play, you don't win.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Flush
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Kazz
|type=Thing
|text=If a player discards a hand featuring five Actions or five Things, he wins.
}}
 
{{card|title=Censorship|bgcolor=006|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=Pick a creator besides Bucky.  Cards with that creator cannot be played.}}
 
{{card|title=Stop Time|bgcolor=600|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Until the end of your next turn, all Actions have no immediate effect, players do not draw cards, and things played go into a Pile outside of the play area.  At the end of your next turn, all Actions performed in the meantime take effect simultaneously, then all the Things in the Pile enter play.}}
 
{{card
|title=The Obliteration of All Other Life Forms
|longtitle=true
|type=Thing
|text=Put a counter on this Goal whenever you are responsible for destroying a living non-Token Thing belonging to an Opponent. You win if you collect ten of these counters.
|bgcolor=660
}}
 
{{card|title=Token Ring|bgcolor=000066|creator=jtwe
|type=Thing|text='''Action:''' Gain a Packet token. '''Action:''' Swap the controllers of two tokens in play.}}
 
{{card|title=Housewarming Gift|bgcolor=660000|creator=jtwe
|type=Action|text=Return a non-token Thing in play to your hand.}}
 
{{card|title=Pocket Mulching|bgcolor=660000|creator=jtwe
|type=Action|text=Choose a card in your hand or the discard pile and a word on that card.  Remove the card from the game, and gain a token whose name is the chosen word.}}
 
{{card|title=Red Herring|bgcolor=666|creator=Zaratustra
|type=derp|text=Cannot be played. Cannot be discarded.}}
 
{{card|title=The Last Card|bgcolor=006|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=If playing with this card, put it on the bottom of the deck at the start of the game. All Actions are considered to have blank titles and card texts.}}
 
{{card|title=Assembly Line|cornervalue=9A|bgcolor=006|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=Action: Destroy any number of Tokens you own. Create a copy of a pre-existing Dvorak card with a name that could be formed by the names of the Tokens and put it in play.}}
 
{{card
|title=4C
|cornervalue=Printing Error
|type=Thing
|text=Play on another Thing.  Swap that Thing's title with its cornervalue
|bgcolor=006
|creator = Bucky
}}
 
{{card|title=Entropy|bgcolor=006|creator=Bucky
|type=Thing|text=Players cannot draw cards while this is in play.  If no players have any cards in their hands, destroy this card.}}
 
{{card|title=Speling erorr|bgcolor=600|creator=Bucky
|type=Action|text=Change one letter in the text of a card.  The new version must make sense.  This change affects all copies of that card and lasts until the end of the game.}}
 
{{card|title=Zeeky H. Bomb|cornervalue=8B|bgcolor=006|creator=Zaratustra
|type=Thing|text=This card may be physically placed anywhere you wish when played. If this card is moved or covered by a player after it has been played, anyone may say 'Zeeky Boogy Doog!' If they do so, all Things controlled by the disturber are destroyed, as well as this card.}}
 
{{card|title=Matter Synthesizer|bgcolor=006|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=5F
|type=Thing|text=<b>Thing</b>:Put a Token with a name of your choice into play.}}
 
{{card
|title=Leela
|cornervalue=1i
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Depressi
|type=Thing
|text=You know, that cyclops girl from Futurama. Action: all Opponents discard a card at random.
}}
 
{{card
|title=De-antidisestablismentarianism
|bgcolor=006
|creator=Depressi
|type=Thing
|text=When you play this Thing, draw cards until you are the player with the most cards in their hand. No cards which are in any way linked to royalty have any effect while this card is in play.
}}
 
{{card
|title=Vwls r ovrrtd
|bgcolor=600
|creator=Depressi
|type=Action
|text=Destroy all Things in play that have a vowel either at the start of their card name or in their corner.
}}
 
{{card|title=Wrath of Bucky|bgcolor=660000|creator=Kevan
|type=Action|text=Destroy a Thing. Nothing can prevent this card from being played, or its target from being destroyed; this overrules all other cards.}}
 
{{card|title=Fog Bank|bgcolor=006|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=Actions may not target Things. At the end of each of your turns, discard a card or destroy Fog Bank.}}
 
{{card|title=Monkey Butler|bgcolor=006|creator=Kevan
|type=Thing|text=At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and play it. If it requires any decisions to be made, make them randomly.}}


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|type=Thing|text=Action: Spend five burnable Tokens. Destroy target Thing.}}
|type=Thing|text=Action: Spend five burnable Tokens. Destroy target Thing.}}


{{card|title=Nuke|bgcolor=600|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=13Ω
{{card|title=Nuke|bgcolor=600|creator=Bucky|cornervalue=13?
|type=Action|text=For every Thing in play, flip a coin; if Heads, destroy that thing.  Each player flips a number of coins equal to the number of cards in their hand and randomly discards one card for each Tails.}}
|type=Action|text=For every Thing in play, flip a coin; if Heads, destroy that thing.  Each player flips a number of coins equal to the number of cards in their hand and randomly discards one card for each Tails.}}



Revision as of 10:34, 5 March 2007

The Infinite Dvorak Deck
Designer Everyone
Date March 2007 and onwards
Players 2+
This is an unfinished deck. It is incomplete, and is not playable.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

The Infinite Dvorak Deck is an ever-expanding card game, which anyone can add cards to. There's no coherent theme, and cards can be original, inspired by anything, copied from other Dvorak decks, or even dragged in verbatim from other card games.

The only rules to adding cards are:-

  • Don't add more than three cards at a time; give someone else a chance to add some, before you add any more.
  • Don't change other people's cards. If something's ambiguous or broken, raise it on the talk page.
  • Cards shouldn't refer to other cards. Remember that the deck is infinite! Cards should avoid making any specific references to other cards or mechanics, because they might never see those specific cards during play, particularly if you think of the deck as infinite. "Grenade destroys a soldier" is a meaningless card if you draw it in a game where no soldier cards get drawn - if it's worded more generically as "destroy a living Thing", there's much less chance of it being an unplayable card stuck in someone's hand.
  • No special rules. This deck has no special rules; it's all on the cards.
  • Values in the corners of cards are meaningless, unless there's another card in play that somehow gives them meaning.

Whenever anyone's feeling insane enough to play a game of it, they can export it to the Dvorak Engine, or possibly Apprentice (if it's possible to make decks that contain every card of a set).

Special Rules

The only rules that this deck uses in addition to the basic Dvorak rules are:-

  • Tokens exist. Some cards can create or destroy or manipulate "tokens", which you should represent with whatever coins or counters you have to hand. Tokens may or may not have individual types (such as "energy" or "goblin"), and they count as Things. If they have a type, that's considered to be their name; otherwise their name is just "Token".
  • If there's an ambiguity, vote on it. For example: if a card says to destroy a "living" Thing, and a player's wondering if it'll work against a "zombie" card, the players should take a vote to determine whether or not the zombie counts as living. If a majority decision can't be reached, resolve it randomly.

Card List

The first 100 cards of this deck have been archived.
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Anti-Numeration
Thing
Corner-values are ignored while this card is in play.
Card by Xenomorph
Corrupted Throne
Thing
Players must ask your permission when playing Actions. You may discard two cards and say no to an Action. If you do so, it has no effect.
Card by Bucky
Pass the Trash
Action
Each player draws 2 cards, and then passes 2 cards to the player on their right.
Card by Bucky
Get Out of Jail Free
Action
If you are eliminated from the game with this card in your hand, you may play it at a later time to return to the game.
Card by Bucky
Richard Dawkins
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing that describes a fictional or religious entity or phenomenon.
Card by Kevan
Advance to Go
Action
Collect 2 Money Tokens.
Card by Bucky
Creative Accounting
Action
Trade up to 10 of your Tokens for the same number of Tokens belonging to another Player.
Card by Bucky
Quick Fingers
Action
Move one card per remaining player from the top of the discard pile to the top of the deck. You choose their order.
Card by Bucky
2M
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Thing
Hand size is 3.
Card by Zaratustra
1S
Club Sandwich
Thing
When you play this, place any number of cards under it. When this is destroyed, all those cards are played.
Card by Zaratustra
3M
Atomic Glue
Action
Two cards in play are glued together by an edge. If one is destroyed, the other is as well.
Card by Zaratustra
Get Out of Jail Free
Action
If you are eliminated from the game with this card in your hand, you may play it at a later time to return to the game.
Card by Bucky
Reverse
Action
Reverse the turn order. Your turn ends and play starts with the player after you in the new turn order
Card by Bucky
D
Draw Two
Action
The next player who would take a turn draws 2 cards instead.
Card by Bucky
WP:OR
Wikipedia Says It's True
Action
Choose a card in play, and replace any one word on it with any other word. It reverts at the end of your turn. Nobody can win or lose the game this turn.
Card by Kevan
Cult of Dvorak
Action
Pick a player; unless they can persuade a new player to join the game within the next three minutes, they must discard their hand. (When the new player joins, they draw five cards; you choose where they sit.)
Card by Kevan
House of Cards
Action
Make a house of cards out of your Things. The last Thing you place on the house before it collapses should be destroyed. If your card house doesn't collapse, destroy the final Thing you placed.
Card by Darren
Photocopier
Thing
This Thing will behave as a duplicate of any one Thing in your possession. You must announce which Thing this card is duplicating, and that property may not change until this Thing passes out of play.
Card by Darren
Colour Change
Action
You may convert any one Action in your hand into a Thing, whose effect will occur every turn once it is played.
Card by Darren
1V
Flash Memory Card
Thing
Thing:Play a card onto this card from your hand. Do this only if the cards played on this card contain fewer than 256 words.
Action:Return a card from Flash Memory Card to your hand and immediately play it.
Card by Bucky
7E
Cram Session
Thing
Any Player who plays 10 different cards in the same turn wins the game.
Card by Bucky
Rogue Armorer
Thing
Whenever you are forced to discard a card from your hand by an opponent's Action, you may destroy an Armor Token you control instead. Action:Gain an Armor Token.
Card by Bucky
8O
Sledgehammer ice-cream
Thing
This card employs blunt damage as its flavour. Action: destroy an inanimate Thing that it would be physically possible to hit with a sledgehammer in real life.
Card by Depressi
6G
Hot Potato
Action
When you play this card, play a song as well. When the song ends, the player whose turn to play currently is discards their hand.
Card by Zaratustra
3U
Amoeba
Thing
At the end of your turn, cut this card in half. Both halves are considered copies of the original.
Card by Zaratustra
2R
Token Gun
Thing
Action: Spend five burnable Tokens. Destroy target Thing.
Card by Zaratustra
13?
Nuke
Action
For every Thing in play, flip a coin; if Heads, destroy that thing. Each player flips a number of coins equal to the number of cards in their hand and randomly discards one card for each Tails.
Card by Bucky
Power Plant
Thing
Gain an Energy token at the start of each of your turns.
Card by Bucky
0O
Whine
Action
Each player gives you a card from eir hand.
Card by Bucky
Selfless Heroism
Thing
Put a counter on this whenever you prevent the destruction of a Thing you don't control. If this has fifteen counters on it, you win the game.
Card by KillSmiley
The Dreaded Legal Department
Action
Destroy any Thing or counter any Action which makes reference to a copyrighted work of fiction.
Card by KillSmiley
Free-For-All
Action
For the next fifteen seconds, all players may play any number of Thing and Action cards. When a player has no cards in hand, that player may draw a card.
Card by KillSmiley
Token Reduction Treaty
Action
All players besides you choose and destroy 6 tokens they control. You choose and destroy 2 tokens you control.
Card by Bucky
Jamming Device
Thing
Action cards may not be played. Action effects of Things may still be used.
Card by Bucky
Brazen Buckyism
Action
Pick a Thing. Draw a card and take another Action; For the purposes of that Action, the chosen Thing's text is blank.
Card by Bucky
ZR
In-jokes suck
Thing
All cards with the word "Dvorak" or "Bucky" as part of their title have no effect.
Card by Depressi
9V
The old guard
Action
Eliminate a player or player subsitute that wasn't there at the start of the game.
Card by Depressi
MI6
James Bond
Thing
When James is destroyed, he is sent to your hand instead of the discard pile. Action: Look at another Player's hand, and show them a chosen card from your hand.
Card by Depressi
5Q
Genetically Enhanced Robots
Thing
This card may not be destroyed twice by an opponent in the same manner.
Card by Bucky
Demonic Editor
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing with six or more lines of text in its text box.
Card by KillSmiley
Last Will and Testament
Thing
If you lose or must leave the game, you may give all your Things in play (other than this) and cards in hand to the player or players of your choice.
Card by KillSmiley
10E
Stack of Energy Tokens
Thing
This card counts as 10 Energy Tokens. The tokens must be handled as a group and may not be individually targeted or destroyed.
Card by Bucky
2F
Token Spectrum
Action
If for each letter of the alphabet you control a Token with a name that starts with that letter, plus an untyped Token, you win.
Card by Bucky
2P
Public Storage
Thing
The maximum hand size for all players is increased by 1.
Card by Bucky
3$
The Gold Standard
Thing
You may play extra Things with numbers in their corner value, if you destroy the same number of money-related Tokens you own.
Card by Zaratustra
4$
Hotel
Thing
Play on an opponent. Whenever it's their turn, they must give you one money-related Token, one Thing or one card.
Card by Zaratustra
3:1
Port Town
Thing
You may exchange three Tokens of the same type for a Token of any type.
Card by Zaratustra
Atlantic City
Thing
Action:A random player must give you X things, where X is 1 times 2 for each Building you control, with a maximum of 16.
Card by Bucky
Stun Ray
Action
Play in response to someone else playing an Action card. Prevent the Action, and they must discard the card, and may not play any further Actions this turn
Card by Bucky
3X
Triplicate
Action
Choose a card whose name does not start with 'Tr'. Rephrase the title so it begins with 'Tr' and triplicate one of its effects.
Card by Zaratustra
B-
Correction!
Action
May be played out of your turn. Destroy or counter all cards whose color is wrong for their type, or are missing creator information, or have a grammar/typographical error.
Card by Zaratustra
3R
Lava Well
Thing
Action:Gain 2 Heat, Light or Energy Tokens. (both must be of the same type)
Card by Bucky
2F
Orchard
Thing
Action:Gain 2 Apple or Pear Tokens. (both must be of the same type)
Card by Bucky
4E
Elemental Well
Thing
Action:Gain 2 Air, Earth, Fire or Water Tokens. (both must be of the same type)
Card by Bucky