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|text=When this card is in your hand, if you can fool someone into saying their name backwards, play this card. Target opponent sacrifices a thing and discards 3 cards.
|text=When this card is in your hand, if you can fool someone into saying their name backwards, play this card. Target opponent sacrifices a thing and discards 3 cards.
|cornervalue=Q
|cornervalue=FQ
|flavortext=eeh-bunort?
|flavortext=eeh-bunort?
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|text=When this card is in your hand, if you can convince a player to take it from you, give to that player. This card cannot leave that player's hand and cannot be discarded or played for any reason.
|text=When this card is in your hand, if you can convince a player to take it from you, give to that player. This card cannot leave that player's hand and cannot be discarded or played for any reason.
|cornervalue=Q
|cornervalue=FQ
|flavortext="Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
|flavortext="Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
|creator=tronbie
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|text=When this card is in your hand, if a player destroys one of your things and forces you to discard a card in the same turn, play this card. Draw 3 cards and target player discards a card.
|text=When this card is in your hand, if a player destroys one of your things and forces you to discard a card in the same turn, play this card. Draw 3 cards and target player discards a card.
|cornervalue=FQ
|flavortext=But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
|creator=tronbie
}}
{{Card
|title=Red Herring
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=When you play this card, you effectively "give up", and end the game in a draw.
|cornervalue=Q
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
|flavortext=I think Dvorak is actually more important than your afternoon trigonometry class, but whatever.
|creator=tronbie
}}
 
{{Card
|title=Lego Schematics
|type=Thing
|bgcolor=009
|text=Action: Put a lego token into play. Action: Sacrifice 5 lego tokens, draw a card, and play it if you can. If you cannot, put it into your hand and draw again, play that card if you can. Continue this process until you play a card. Action: Destroy a thing you control, gain 5 lego tokens.
|longtext=true
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=
|creator=tronbie
}}
 
{{Card
|title=Dream Sequence
|type=Action
|bgcolor=700
|text=Start a new, different Infinite Dvorak game outside of this one. Whoever loses that game discards their hand and sacrifices 3 things in this game.
|cornervalue=Q
|flavortext=Okay this really isn't fun anymore.
|creator=tronbie
|creator=tronbie
}}
}}

Revision as of 19:06, 7 July 2009

Battle Deck

It's dumb don't make fun of me

Infinite Dvorak Deck Extra Cards!

I put these here so I can make 2938 cards without flooding the card page.

Q
"The Virus"
Thing
If this card is destroyed or otherwise discarded for any reason, put an infection token on all things in play. Whenever something with an infection token dies, put a zombie card in play with "Put an infection token on target thing this turn. Destroy a thing this turn."
Card by tronbie
Q
"The Cure"
Action
Bring back 2 things from the discard pile and put them in your hand. Remove all infection tokens from all things and destroy all zombies in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Garlic Bulb
Thing
Garlic Bulb has 24 savory points and 5 spicy points. This card counts as a vegetable. Action: Return target vampire back to its owner's hand. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a crust and cheese things/tokens in order to put 1 garlic pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Crust
Thing
Crust has 10 savory points, 10 sweet points, and 3 flour points. Action: Sacrifice this card along with a garlic and any cheese to put 1 garlic pizza token into play. Action: sacrifice this card with a tomato and cheese thing/token to put 1 pizza token into play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Shopping Spree
Action
Trade any of your tokens for one of any player's things.
Card by tronbie
Q
Ducks of Wealth
Action
Put 3 duck counters on a thing. Take a duck counter off to draw a card. Take off no more than 1 duck counter each turn.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed Ruby
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Draw 2 cards.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed Sapphire
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Destroy up to 3 tokens.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Cursed Diamond
Cursed Thing
Sacrifice this card at the beginning of your turn unless you sacrifice a thing. Action: Discard a card, destroy a thing.
Card by tronbie
CQ
Tread on Cursed Grounds
Cursed Action
Sacrifice X things, draw X cards.
Card by tronbie
Q
Barbecue
Thing
Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game.
Everyone loves barbecue...
Card by tronbie
Q
Amoeba
Thing
If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Briefcase
Thing
When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card.
Card by tronbie
Q
Tronbie's Favor
Action
Draw a thing for every Q in the cost of all your things in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. II
Action
You win the game if the following conditions are met: You control 8 things, you control at least one token, you have eaten a meal today, it has rained or snowed in the past 2 days, and you can name at least 3 Woody Allen films. You cannot play this card if you have visited Venezuela in the past 5 months unless you are a resident there.
Card by tronbie
Q
Tronbie's Wrath
Action
An opponent must discard a card for each Q in the costs of the things in play you control.
Tronbie works in mysterious ways.
Card by tronbie
Q
Clash!
Action
Choose an opponent. Play rock-paper-scissors with that player. If you win: draw a card, choose a card from the loser's hand to discard. Tie: Both players discard 5 cards. If they have less, they do not draw cards until the total card loss has reached 5. If you lose: Take control of a thing under that opponent's control.
Just try to lose.
Card by tronbie


Q
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Pt. III
Action
Draw 3 cards. You cannot play this ability if you satisfy all these conditions: you control more than five cards with a 2 in the cost, you have eaten sushi this week, drank coffee after 9 a.m. today, and if today is an even number day in the months of Feb., June, Aug., or Sept.
Card by tronbie
Q
Rock and a Hard Place
Action
Choose an opponent. They choose to either skip their draw step for the next 3 turns, or discard their hand.
Card by tronbie
Q
Rice Bowl
Thing
Rice Bowl comes into play with 10 rice counters on it. Action: Remove a rice counter from rice bowl, target thing you control uses an action no matter what.
Everyone likes a free meal!
Card by tronbie
Q
Space Heater
Action
Destroy all things with the words "ice", "frost", "freeze", or "cold" in their title.
Card by tronbie
Q
Draw A Card
Action
Draw A Card
"Draw A Card"
Card by tronbie
Q
Pepper Spray
Action
The next time someone plays an action to destroy a thing you control, play this card and counter that action. Then discard this card.
Card by tronbie
Q
Laziness
Thing
When you control laziness, don't bother discarding your hand size down to 5 at the end of your turn.
"Maybe later."
Card by tronbie
Q
Holy Water
Thing
Action: Draw a Card. Thing & Action: Destroy target undead thing.
Card by tronbie
Q
Full Moon
Action
Toss a coin into the air. Whatever card the coin lands on, or whichever it lands nearest to, becomes a werewolf. It has "Action: Destroy target thing, lose this action." Full Moon goes back into your hand when the werewolf takes this action.
Card by tronbie
Q
Topsy Turvy Business Babies
Action
Count the total of the cards in everyone's hands. Divide that by the number of players, rounded up. Either trade that many cards with a player or discard then draw that many cards.
Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html
Card by tronbie
Q
Bag of Tricks
Action
This comes into play with 3 tokens on it. Destroy Bag of Tricks if it has no tokens on it. Action: Remove a token from Bag of Tricks. Choose an effect: Target player discards a card; target player draws a card; return target thing to its controller's hand; or play an extra thing this turn.
Card by tronbie
Q
Ultimate Nullifier
Thing
When this card comes under your control, choose a thing. Target thing cannot play its actions as long as Ultimate Nullifier is in play.
Card by tronbie
Q
Retina Scan
Action
Choose a letter in your first name. Play any number of cards in your hand with that letter in the corner value.
Card by tronbie
Q
4 Pool Rush
Action
If you have 4 or less things in play, sacrifice one thing and destroy up to two target things.
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 1
Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can fool someone into saying their name backwards, play this card. Target opponent sacrifices a thing and discards 3 cards.
eeh-bunort?
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 2
Action
When this card is in your hand, if you can convince a player to take it from you, give to that player. This card cannot leave that player's hand and cannot be discarded or played for any reason.
"Would you like a delicious apple my dear?"
Card by tronbie
FQ
Fairy Tale 3
Action
When this card is in your hand, if a player destroys one of your things and forces you to discard a card in the same turn, play this card. Draw 3 cards and target player discards a card.
But maybe next time you shouldn't use breadcrumbs to find your way back.
Card by tronbie


Q
Red Herring
Action
When you play this card, you effectively "give up", and end the game in a draw.
I think Dvorak is actually more important than your afternoon trigonometry class, but whatever.
Card by tronbie
Q
Lego Schematics
Thing
Action: Put a lego token into play. Action: Sacrifice 5 lego tokens, draw a card, and play it if you can. If you cannot, put it into your hand and draw again, play that card if you can. Continue this process until you play a card. Action: Destroy a thing you control, gain 5 lego tokens.
Card by tronbie
Q
Dream Sequence
Action
Start a new, different Infinite Dvorak game outside of this one. Whoever loses that game discards their hand and sacrifices 3 things in this game.
Okay this really isn't fun anymore.
Card by tronbie
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