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Most cards here have either been rephrased or redone entirely. For such cards, "(adapted)" has been added to the title.

For brewity, a reaction is an action that may be played at any time, even if it isn't your turn, in particular in response to a thing or action player by an opponent. In addition to playing one action per turn, any number of free, turn, and card (re)actions can be played in the same turn. However, a turn action can only be played once per turn, only one card action can be played per card and turn, and only one card reaction can be played per card and event. If one event triggers another event, the same card may be called upon again.

A global action can be used by any player. "You" in the description of a global action refers to the player that activates the action.

Conditions for an action or thing to be played are given in square brackates ([,]).

An animate (being, creature, moving but not necessarily alive) is a kind of thing.

When it says that something should be done by more than one player, then the default order is the turn order, starting with the player that was the cause of the effect or, if not applicable, the player whose turn it is.

Turn modifiers

Dying Monologue (adapted)

Free Reaction

Play in response to being eliminated or losing the game. It immediately becomes your turn. If you haven't won by the end of this turn, you're eliminated or lose the game.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Tyrethali)

Dilithium Crystal (adapted)

Thing

When Dilithium Crystal leaves play, you may take an extra turn after the current turn. (If a player takes an indefinite number of consequative turns, the game ends in a draw.)

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Action modifiers

Repercussion

Free reaction

For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction.

This card is activated if discarded. (If an action caused the discarding, a reaction cannot be played to counter it.)

Card by Fuso

Strategist

Thing - Animate

Free reaction: Discard a card from your hand. For the remainder of this turn, you may play a single action as a free reaction.

Card by Fuso

Tower of Babble

Thing

Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you.

Card by Kevan

Human Blockhead Androids (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Free reaction: Negate the effects of an action or action card. If the effects of an action card was negated, the action card must be discarded. Destroy Human Blockhead Androids.

Card by Fuso (Adapted from Kevan)

Electric Parrot (adapted)

Thing - Animate

Turn action: Discard a card at random - if it was an action, it takes effect as if you had played it.

Card by Kevan

Thing modifiers

No Reflection (adapted)

Thing

When No Reflection comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control instead of your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

No Reflection II (adapted)

Thing

When No Reflection comes into play, target a player; you play under that player's control in addition to your own.

Any player may spend an action to look at your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Four-Corner Metamorphosis (adapted)

Free Reaction

Give control of target thing to a player other than yourself.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Obscurantism Prevails (adapted)

Action

Each player that controls a thing destroys a thing they own of their choice.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Gaseous Form (adapted)

Thing

Destroy all other things you control when you play this. Destroy all other things that come under your control.

Free reaction: Destroy Gaseous Form.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Involutary Shield

Thing

When Involutary Shield comes into play, target two things. Involutary Shield and the first thing cannot be destroyed through ordinary means. When the second thing leaves play, destroy Involutary Shield and the first thing.

Card by Fuso

Mutual Assured Destruction

Thing

If any thing leaves play, every player discards their hands and destroys their things.

Card by Fuso

Moon Rock

Thing

Moon Rock cannot be destroyed.

Card by Fuso

Trading Post (adapted)

Action

Discard any number of cards, then draw one card for each card lost.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Treasure Map

Thing

Action: Destroy this card. Name a card, search for it in the draw pile and put it in your hand. Shuffle the draw pile afterwards.

Card by Zarba

Federation Ambush (adapted)

Action

The player with most things must destroy half of them, rounding down.

Card by Kevan

Recycling

Thing

Free reaction: [a non-animate thing leaves play] Draw a card.

Global action:

Discard your hand and destroy Recycling.

Card by Fuso

Gravedigger

Thing - Animate

Free reaction: [an animate leaves play] Draw a card.

Card by Fuso

Xenomorph Eggs (adapted)

Thing

When Xenomorph Eggs comes into play, transfer control of it to target player.

Global action: Destroy an animate that the owner of this card controls.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Xenomorph Eggs II (adapted)

Thing

Global action: Destroy target animate.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Grog Vats (adapted)

Thing

Turn reaction: Prevent an action performed by an animate.

Card by Amigo

Blood Hunger (adapted)

Thing

When this card comes into play, target player gains control of Blood Hunger.

Whenever your turn ends, you must either eliminate yourself, discard a card from your hand, or destroy a thing under your control other than this card.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Educated Stupid (adapted)

Action

Destroy any number of things you control.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Evil Cubeless Singularity (adapted)

Thing

At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a thing they control. If the player has no things to destroy, the player destroys Evil Cubeless Singularity instead.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Graviton Anchor

Thing

Free reaction: Use only whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead.

Card by Zarba

Paperweight

Thing

Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

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"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."

Card by Drock

Minefield (adapted)

Thing

Action: Destroy a random thing in play.

Card by fuso (adapted from Drock)

Sabotage (adapted)

Thing

Sabotage may be played as a free reaction.

When Sabotage comes into play, target a thing; actions of the thing cannot be activated. Transfer control of Sabotage to the owner of the thing.

Action: Destroy Sabotage.

Card by Drock

Space Kraken Attack

Action

All players destroy one thing.

Card by Zarba

Bribe (adapted)

Action

Transfer control of a thing to an opponent. Transfer to you the control of an animate of the same opponent.

Card by Fuso (adapted by Kevan)

Hand modifiers

Deadly Word Virus (adapted)

Action

Destroy a thing you control to pass this card to player of your choice. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy

Action

Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded.

Card by Kevan

Phogon Looter

Thing - Animate

Turn Action: Name a card. If any opponent has it in hand, they must hand it to you.

Card by Zarba

Secret Plot

Action

If you discard this card at any time outside your discard phase, draw three cards.

Card by Tyrethali

Lost Luggage

Thing

Every player reveals his hand and removes the cards from the game. When Lost Luggage leaves play, return the cards to the respective players' hands.

Global action: Add a time counter to Lost Luggage. If the number of counters becomes two or greater, destroy Lost Luggage.

Card by Fuso

Superstitious Nonsense

Action

Discard this and any other card to cancel the effects of any card just played.

Card by Tyrethali

Theory to End All Theories

Action

Search the draw pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random.

Card by Kevan

Interception

Free Reaction

Play only when a player puts a card in his hand. The player must give the card to you. If there is no clear single last card that this effect applies to, take a random one of the last drawn cards.

Card by Fuso

Heist

Free Reaction

Play only when a thing is put into play. The thing is instead put into play under your control. Transfer control of a thing you own to the same player.

Card by Fuso

Thing

Whenever the player that is after you in the turn order is to draw a card, you draw instead. Whenever you are to draw a card, the player after you in the turn order draws instead.

Card by Fuso

Evil Word Pedants (adapted)

Thing

Whenever a thing is put into play, its controller must discard a card or destroy the thing.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Family Cube is Creation Body (adapted)

Action

Every player reveals their hand; all things are put into play. Each player chooses which thing to be put into play next. If the thing cannot be put into play, discard it.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Kevan)

Mesmerism (adapted)

Action

Target player reveals his/her hand to you and only you. Take a card from that player's hand then give the same player a card from your hand.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Revealing the master plan (adapted)

Action

Draw until you have a number of cards in your hand equal to your hand size; show your hand to all players.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Tyrethali)

Teddy Bear (adapted)

Thing

Free action: Use only at the beginning of your turn. Draw an extra card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. If it was a thing, destroy Teddy Bear.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

Space Ninjas! (adapted)

Action

Name a card type (e.g. Action, Thing, Animate, Free action). All players reveal their hands and discard all cards of that type.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Amigo)

Foreign Holiday (adapted)

Action

In the cramped confines of the ship's hold, each player may only take one thing with them. Those left are destroyed.

Card by Kevan

Cybernetic Eyepatch

Thing

You can hold two more cards in your hand. If you have both Bionic and Cybernetic Eyepatches in play, you cannot draw cards normally.

Card by Zarba

Bionic Eyepatch

Thing

Action: View a chosen opponent's hand.

Card by Kevan

Word Enslaves Human Mind

Action

Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one.

Card by Kevan

Cutting Losses

Action

All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.

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"Oh, that's not fair."

Card by Dorba

Amorous Cats (adapted)

Thing

Every player with a non-empty hand must discard a card at the end of his or her turn.

Card by Fuso (adapted from Zaratustra)

God Lets Little Children Starve (adapted)

Action

The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand.

Card by Kevan