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{{Infobox
{{Infobox
| title= Miami Beach Fight
| title= Miami Beach Fight
| designer = Natanz -    natanzz*hotmail.com
| designer = Natanz
| date = 5 Jan 2008 - last worked on 10 Jan 2008
| date = 5 Jan 2008 - last worked on Valentine's Day
| players = 2+, most fun 4+
| players = 2+, most fun 4+
| status = Unfinished
| status = Untested
| unlocked = true
| unlocked = true
}}
}}


You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and 2 friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!
You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!


The sequel is [[Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball deck|Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball]].


'''Test''': Expected test version completion date: Saturday Jan 12 / Sunday 13. This delay is because I'm working on [http://www.dvorakgame.co.uk/index.php/Seducer Seducer] as well. This page is updated frequently.


'''Feel free to add your own ideas & testers: take a look at the discussion page.'''
'''Test Version!'''


This is the test version, leave your comments on the discussion page.




;Features
;Features


This is a fast-paced card game. '''1''' game lasts for '''?''' minutes. Super easy, just print & play!
5 characters perform special actions for you: your Lover steals money, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, etc.
 
5 characters perform special action for you: your Lover steals money, Random Beach Chicks distract enemy characters, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, etc. You have to get rid of every character in a different way. Violence isn't the only solution!


Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.
Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.
==Special Rules==
==Special Rules==


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Friend/Friends = a Thing - Friend.
Friend/Friends = a Thing - Friend.
friend/friends = a Thing that's a human and on your side


KO = destroy
KO = destroy


AP and HP are sometimes used as verbs. '''AP''' = Attack points. If you '''AP''' 2 someone, they're attacked with 2 damage. If you get '''AP''' 2'd, you get attacked with 2 damage.
AP and HP are sometimes used as verbs. If you '''AP''' 2 someone, they're attacked with 2 damage. If you get '''AP''' 2'd, you get attacked with 2 damage.


In the top right corner, a single number is the HP value. 2 numbers are the AP-HP value.
In the top right corner, a single number is the HP value. 2 numbers are the AP-HP value.
===Setup===
===Setup===
 
Each player starts with 10 HP. Use something to keep track of your and character's HP.
Each player starts with 10 HP. Use something to keep track of your and character's HP. Ideas: write it down (don't forget to cross them out after KO), coins, bent small pieces of scrap paper.


The cards below are for 4 players, except the Lovers. Put 1 Lover in play for every player.
The cards below are for 4 players, except the Lovers. Put 1 Lover in play for every player.
===General===
===General===
Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn.


Yes, you can have more than 1 Lover.
If an attacker's AP is more than the target's HP, the extra AP has no effect.
 
If you draw a Card of which you have the max number in play, you can show it to everyone, shuffle it back in the pile and draw a new card.
 
Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn. Yes, Friends have no AP.
 
===Different types of Cards===
===Different types of Cards===
'''Special Events''' Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card and play it immediately when you see it.
'''Special Events''' Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card and play it immediately when you see it.


'''Action - Attack''' cards and Surf Chick can only attack players, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an '''Action - Reaction''' Card.
'''Action - Attack''' cards and Surf Chick can only attack players, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an '''Action - Reaction''' Card.


'''Action - (Character) Re-Action''' Cards can only be played as a Reaction to someone's '''Action – Attack''' card, or an AP attack from a character.
'''Action - (Character) Re-Action''' Cards can only be played as a Reaction to an attack.
 
'''Action - Friends''' Cards can only be played when you have a '''Thing - Friend'''.
 
'''Action - Lover''' Cards can only be played when you have a '''Thing - Lover''', etc, you get it.
 
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==Card List==
==Card List==
 
===Characters - Friends===
===Things - Characters - Friends===
 
{{card
{{card
|title=Best Female Friend
|title=Best Female Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Hit on the girl your Friend was talking to. She hates you now and leaves for a player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Hit on the girl your Friend was talking to. She hates you now and leaves for a player of your choice.
|text=<br>Your Friend was talking to a girl, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>Your Friend was talking to a girl, then you came and disturbed her.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Female Friend
|title=Female Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Tell your Friend she should have run faster to catch the thief. She curses and joins the player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Tell your Friend she should have run faster to catch the thief. She curses and joins the player of your choice.
|text=<br>Your Friend was chasing a thief, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>Your Friend was chasing a thief, when you tackled her so she could help you.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Sneaky Guy Friend
|title=Sneaky Guy Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Delete some of your Friend's "private files" to make room on the hard disk for your music. Your Friend leaves to a player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Delete some of your Friend's "private files" to make room on the hard disk for your music. Your Friend leaves to a player of your choice.
|text=<br>Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), so pay $200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), you just canceled it and told him to help you.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Fat Guy Friend
|title=Fat Guy Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=3
|flavortext='''Action''': Eat one of your Friend's fries. Your Friend gets so angry, he leaves for a player of your choice, ordering a hot dog on the way over.
|flavortext='''Action''': Eat one of your Friend's fries. Your Friend gets so angry, he leaves for a player of your choice, ordering a hot dog on the way over.
|text=<br>Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so you stole his food and promised to give it back after playing volleyball. It's the kind of friend you are.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Girl Friend (not girlfriend)
|title=Girl Friend (not girlfriend)
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Call your Friend's soul mate. Your Friend gets very upset and leaves for the player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Call your Friend's soul mate. Your Friend gets very upset and leaves for the player of your choice.
|text=<br>Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate, so pay $200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Generic Guy Friend
|title=Generic Guy Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Talk to the Friend. You find out you used to be enemies when you where small. He joins a player of your choice so he can fight you.
|flavortext='''Action''': Talk to the Friend. You find out you used to be enemies when you where small. He joins a player of your choice so he can fight you.
|text=<br>You don't really know this Friend, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>You don't really know this Friend.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Generic Girl Friend
|title=Generic Girl Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Talk to the Friend, who finds out you forgot you were friends and leaves for the player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Talk to the Friend, who finds out you forgot you were friends and leaves for the player of your choice.
|text=<br>You forgot your Friend's name, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>You forgot your Friend's name, so don't talk too much to her.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Dumb Guy Friend
|title=Dumb Guy Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Explain why everyone thinks your Friend is dumb. He doesn't understand, so gets angry and leaves for a player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Explain why everyone thinks your Friend is dumb. He doesn't understand, so gets angry and leaves for a player of your choice.
|text=<br>You tried to fool your Friend yesterday, but he wasn't that dumb, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>You tried to fool your Friend yesterday, unfortunately he wasn't that dumb.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Guy Friend
|title=Guy Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Accidentally step into a bonfire, trip again and step into his nuts. This time you try to be helpful and try to kick out the fire... Your Friend crawls to another player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Accidentally step into a bonfire, trip again and step into his nuts. This time you try to be helpful and try to kick out the fire... Your Friend crawls to another player of your choice.
|text=<br>You accidentally tripped and kicked him in the nuts, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts, then he told you he liked it...
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Hot Female Friend
|title=Hot Female Friend
|type=Thing - Friend (max 2)
|type=Thing - Friend
|cornervalue=2
|cornervalue=2
|flavortext='''Action''': Make your move. Your Friend is fed up with your attempts and leaves for a player of your choice.
|flavortext='''Action''': Make your move. Your Friend is fed up with your attempts and leaves for a player of your choice.
|text=<br>You "accidentally" hit on her, so pay $ 200 to put this card into play.
|text=<br>You "accidentally" hit on her.
|bgcolor=2DE527
|bgcolor=2DE527
}}
}}
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===Characters - Just met===


===Things - Characters - Just met===
{{card
|title=Surf Chick
|type=Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)
|cornervalue=3-5
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
}}


{{card
{{card
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|cornervalue=3-5
|cornervalue=3-5
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
|flavortext=<br>You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 400 to put her into play. 1 of your other characters gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=3-5
|cornervalue=3-5
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 500 to put her into play. 1 of your Friends gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
|flavortext=<br>You accidentally undid her bra (how did that happen?), so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=3-5
|cornervalue=3-5
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|text='''Action''': Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>You accidentally undid her bra (how did that happen?), so pay $ 500 to put her into play. Your Lover gets angry and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
|flavortext=<br>You broke her board, so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
|bgcolor=A3E4FF
}}
}}
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|text=Some girl you met on the beach.<br><br>At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
|text=Some girl you met on the beach.<br><br>At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
|flavortext=<br>Where are you from?
|flavortext=<br>Where are you from?
|bgcolor=CF60FF
}}
{{card
|title=Random Beach Chick
|type=Thing - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=4
|text=She's French, but she won't go topless.<br><br>At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
|flavortext=<br>She might come in handy...
|bgcolor=CF60FF
}}
{{card
|title=Random Beach Chick
|type=Thing - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=4
|text=She's nice.<br><br>At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.
|flavortext=<br>She might come in handy...
|bgcolor=CF60FF
|bgcolor=CF60FF
}}
}}
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===Things - Characters - Lovers===
===Characters - Lovers===


{{card
{{card
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|type=Thing - Lover
|type=Thing - Lover
|cornervalue=4
|cornervalue=4
|text=You don't remember how you met. Or her name. Or if you're actually dating.<br><br>'''Action:''' She talks to an enemy character. If you throw 1 with a dice, that character is yours! Enemies can use reaction cards.
|text=You don't remember how you met. Or her name. Or if you're actually dating.<br><br>'''Action:''' She talks to an enemy character. If you throw 1 or 2 with a dice, that character is yours! Enemies can use reaction cards.
|flavortext=<br>Hi... you
|flavortext=<br>Hi... you
|bgcolor=FF75F1
|bgcolor=FF75F1
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|type=Thing - Lover
|type=Thing - Lover
|cornervalue=4
|cornervalue=4
|text=For some reason, you think she might be a man. Or used to be. I don't know.<br><br>Lindsy does twice the damage.
|text=For some reason, you think she might be a man. Or used to be. I don't know.<br><br>'''Action:''' Lindsy swings! She switches places with another Lover.
|flavortext=<br>Let's watch some sports
|flavortext=<br>Let's watch some sports
|bgcolor=FF75F1
|bgcolor=FF75F1
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|type=Thing - Lover
|type=Thing - Lover
|cornervalue=4
|cornervalue=4
|text=For some reason, you think he might be a terrorist. Ali automatically joins any friendly character that attacks and can take damage from that character.
|text=For some reason, you think he might be a terrorist. Ali automatically joins any friendly character that attacks. Choose how you spread the damage between characters.
|flavortext=<br>You go buy now machine gun and give me.
|flavortext=<br>You go buy now machine gun and give me.
|bgcolor=FF75F1
|bgcolor=FF75F1
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|title=Choke Hold
|title=Choke Hold
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 1
|text=Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed (A) when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or (B) after your next turn if the player has a Lover, or (C) when the player attacks you.
|text=Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed (A) when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or (B) after your next turn if the player has a Lover, or (C) when the player attacks you.
|flavortext=<br>Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
|flavortext=<br>Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=6
|cornervalue=6
|text='''Action (up side down)''': $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.<br><br>Max HP = 6
|text='''Re-Action''' You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down! Your HP - 1 and the Convertible is destroyed.
|flavortext=<br>I think we hit something back there.
|flavortext=I think we hit something back there.
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
}}
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=6
|cornervalue=6
|text='''Action (up side down)''': $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a Friend for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.<br><br>Max HP = 6
|text='''Action (up side down)''': $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a character for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.
|flavortext=<br>It's pink
|flavortext=<br>It's pink
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Money
|title=Money
|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=100
|cornervalue=200
|text=$100
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>Nothing to buy with just $100
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to buy with this?
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=200
|cornervalue=200
|text=$200
|text=$200
|flavortext=<br>This helps
|flavortext=<br>It's got dog $!&* on it, but it's still money.
|bgcolor=87FF63
|bgcolor=87FF63
}}
}}
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|title=Surf Board
|title=Surf Board
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=-$500
|cornervalue=-$400
|text=You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.
|text=You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.
|flavortext=<br>Hey look what I've got!
|flavortext=<br>Hey look what I've got!
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
{{card
|title=Surf Board
|type=Action
|cornervalue=-$500
|text=You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.
|flavortext=<br>Check out my new board - teach me how to surf!
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
}}
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You passionately kiss your Lover/Random Beach Chick when an enemy's Lover is watching. Her current lover never puts in that much effort, so she gets with you now.
|text=You passionately kiss a random person when an enemy's Lover is watching. Her current lover never puts in that much effort, so she gets with you now.
|flavortext=<br>Hi... nice weather isn't it?
|flavortext=<br>Hi... nice weather isn't it?
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You start a fight between 2 Lovers from the same player.<br><br>One of them leaves for you!
|text=You start a fight between 2 characters from the same player.<br><br>One of them leaves for you!
|flavortext=<br>I've noticed they kiss you less. I'm just saying...
|flavortext=<br>I've noticed they don't talk so much to you. I'm just saying...
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
}}
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You tell a Lover another Lover said she's a fake blonde.<br><br>Choose odds or even and throw a dice to see which Lover wins the fight and which one is KO'd.
|text=You tell a character another character said s/he's a fake blonde.<br><br>Choose odds or even and throw a dice to see which character wins the fight and which one is KO'd.
|flavortext=<br>What? This is fake?!
|flavortext=<br>What? This is fake?!
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
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|title=Revenge of the Nerds
|title=Revenge of the Nerds
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=-$100
|cornervalue=-$200
|text=You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.<br><br>Enemy money - $ 200.
|text=You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.<br><br>Enemy money - $ 400.
|flavortext=<br>I always wondered what they were good for.
|flavortext=<br>I always wondered what they were good for.
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
{{card
|title=Revenge of the Nerds
|type=Action
|cornervalue=-$100
|text=You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.<br><br>Enemy money - $ 200.
|flavortext=<br>Good job, now get out of here.<br>I don't want to be seen with you.
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Hack Attack
|title=Hack Attack
|type=Action
|type=Thing
|cornervalue=-$300
|cornervalue=-$400
|text=You hire a nerd to sabotage your enemy's bank account. Next time she loses money, she pays double!
|text=You hire a nerd to sabotage all your enemies' bank accounts. The next enemy to lose money pays double! Then destroy this card.
|flavortext=<br>Yes! How's that?!
|flavortext=<br>Yes! How's that?!
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You make a bonfire to stay warm. Without you asking them, All Random Beach Chicks join your side for your next 2 turns.
|text=You make a bonfire to stay warm. Without you asking them, all enemy characters join your side and return to their previous 'owner' at the end of your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>My fire
|flavortext=<br>My fire
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
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|title=Beach Station
|title=Beach Station
|type=Action
|type=Action
|cornervalue=HP+4
|cornervalue=HP+3
|text=Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.<br><br>If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
|flavortext=<br>Good thing I have my Friends.
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Life Guard Station
|type=Action
|cornervalue=HP+4
|text=Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.<br><br>If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
|text=Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.<br><br>If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
|flavortext=<br>Must... try... not to look... at hideously ugly Life Guard... aaaah!
|flavortext=Must... try... not to look... at hideously ugly Life Guard... aaaah!
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
|bgcolor=BFAFFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=HP+4
|cornervalue=HP+4
|text=An extremely ugly life guard like you've never seen sees you're KO and gives you CPR.<br><br>You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO. You can sell this card.
|text=An extremely ugly life guard like you've never seen sees you're KO and gives you CPR.<br><br>You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO. You can sell this card.
|flavortext=<br>Volleyball isn't worth this.
|flavortext=Volleyball isn't worth this.
|bgcolor=ACFF9E
|bgcolor=ACFF9E
}}
}}
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===Action - Attacks===
===Action - Attacks===
{{card
|title=Lazy Push
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
|flavortext=Sorry?
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}


{{card
{{card
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
|text=You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
|flavortext=<br>I'm so smart
|flavortext=I'm so smart
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
|text=You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
|flavortext=<br>What do you think you're doing?!
|flavortext=What do you think you're doing?!
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Attack
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and '''SLAM!'''
|text=You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it -– and '''SLAM!'''
|flavortext=<br>I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
|flavortext=It hurts so much, I don't feel the pain.
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Attack
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=You pick up a beach chair – with someone still on it – and '''SLAM!'''
|text=You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it -– and '''SLAM!'''
|flavortext=<br>Hey! Not fair!
|flavortext=I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
 
{{card
|title=Beach Chair Slam
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it –- and '''SLAM!'''
|flavortext=Hey! Not fair!
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
|text=You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
|flavortext=<br>Hey, how did you get here?
|flavortext=Hey, how did you get here?
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
|text=You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
|flavortext=<br>Just lucky.
|flavortext=Just lucky.
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
 
{{card
|title=Drink This!
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
|flavortext=This is taking too long.
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
|text=You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
|flavortext=<br>This is taking too long.
|flavortext=Come on! Where are the sharks when you need them?!
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 2
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
|text=You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
|flavortext=<br>Don't struggle!
|flavortext=Don't struggle!
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Attack
|type=Action - Attack
|cornervalue=AP 4
|cornervalue=AP 4
|text=You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head.
|text=You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head. Inside the coconut is a movie ticket.
|flavortext=<br>Hey, where's the monkey?!
|flavortext=Hey, where's the monkey?!
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
|text=-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
|flavortext=<br>Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
|flavortext=Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
|text=-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
|flavortext=<br>It's times like this I wish I was a woman.
|flavortext=It's times like this I wish I was a woman.
|bgcolor=FF516E
|bgcolor=FF516E
}}
}}


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===Action - Reaction===
===Action - Reaction===
{{card
{{card
|title=Towel Defense
|title=Towel Defense
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|cornervalue=Enemy AP-1
|cornervalue=Enemy AP-1
|text=You use your towel to defend yourself.<br><br>It's not very effective.
|text=You use your towel to defend yourself.<br><br>It's not very effective.
|flavortext=<br>How does Jackie Chan do that?
|flavortext=How does Jackie Chan do that?
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=HP-1
|cornervalue=HP-1
|text=You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.<br><br>As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
|text=You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.<br><br>As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
|flavortext=<br>Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
|flavortext=Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=Enemy AP-2
|cornervalue=Enemy AP-2
|text=You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.
|text=You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.
|flavortext=<br>That thing, with the thing... it was there and then it went... and now it's you know.
|flavortext=That thing, with the thing... it was there and then it went... and now it's you know.
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Reaction
|type=Action - Reaction
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is.-- This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman – figure it out! --
|text=Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is. This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman –- figure it out! --
|flavortext=<br>She hopes it's a girl
|flavortext=She hopes it's a girl
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=AP2
|cornervalue=AP2
|text=Before she reaches you, you kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.<br><br>Of course you kick her when she's down.
|text=Before she reaches you, you kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.<br><br>Of course you kick her when she's down.
|flavortext=<br>That field is mine! Go away!
|flavortext=That field is mine! Go away!
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=HP-2
|cornervalue=HP-2
|text=You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she misses her attack and can't attack her next turn.<br><br>A crab in the sand bites you.
|text=You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she misses her attack and can't attack her next turn.<br><br>A crab in the sand bites you.
|flavortext=<br>Why can't I see?!
|flavortext=Why can't I see?!
|bgcolor=F47FFF
|bgcolor=F47FFF
}}
}}
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===Action - Friend===
===Action - Character===
{{card
|title=Seduce
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|text=A character seduces an enemy's character, who's now on your side.
|flavortext=Hey
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Seduce
|title=Seduce
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=A Friend seduces an enemy's Friend, who's now on your side.<br><br>This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
|text=A character seduces an enemy's character, who's now on your side.
|flavortext=<br>Hey
|flavortext=It's way more fun over here!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Seduce
|title=Surfing Lessons
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|text=One of your characters makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.
|flavortext=Watch out for that shark!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Betrayal!
|type=Action - Character Reaction
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=A Friend seduces an enemy's Friend, who's now on your side.<br><br>This Friend doesn't count towards your 2 Friends limit.
|text=You throw one of your characters in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.
|flavortext=<br>It's way more fun over here!
|flavortext=
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Strip Show
|type=Action - Not Lover
|text=Random Beach Chick or a Friend strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.
|flavortext=It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Join Forces
|title=Gossip
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=
|text=You and your Friend attack your enemy together!<br><br>Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.<br><br>Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
|text=Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy's character. That character's group kicks her/him out!<br><br>The character leaves for a random player.
|flavortext=<br>Let's do this!
|flavortext=This, after all we've been through?! The metal detector at the airport, the hotel doors...
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Join Forces
|title=Lies
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=AP 3
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You and your Friend attack your enemy together!<br><br>Unfortunately your Friend can't fight that well.<br><br>Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
|text=You tell one of your characters someone said she was 'fat, dumb, crazy in a bad way and 'static' in bed'. She AP2's the target.
|flavortext=<br>Thumbs in or out?
|flavortext=Hey! You don't know anything about me!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Hot Wire
|title=Which Way to?
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Thing - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend steals a Convertible.
|text=One of your characters asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.
|flavortext=<br>Look what I found in the glove compartment - candies.
|flavortext=Where should I walk? Left? Where's that?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Hot Wire
|title=Innocent Bystander
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character Reaction
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend steals a Convertible.
|text=One of your characters is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.
|flavortext=<br>Look what I found in the glove compartment - a map of Baghdad.
|flavortext=Aaaaah!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=A Surprise
|title=Baby!
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.<br><br>Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP –1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
|text=A non-Lover character gets pregnant from an unknown player, making all Lovers leave.
|flavortext=<br>What's going on?
|flavortext=One of you made a big bump in my belly!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Join Forces
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=You and another character attack your enemy together!<br><br>Unfortunately your friend can't fight that well.<br><br>Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
|flavortext=Let's do this!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Sabotage
|title=Join Forces
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=AP 3
|text=You and another character attack your enemy together!<br><br>Unfortunately your friend can't fight that well.<br><br>Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
|flavortext=Thumbs in or out?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Hot Wire
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-2.<br>Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
|text=One of your characters steals a Convertible.
|flavortext=<br>Now start you car...
|flavortext=Look what I found in the glove compartment - candies.
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Sabotage
|title=A Surprise
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-2.<br>Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
|text=A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.<br><br>Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP - 1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
|flavortext=<br>Can't wait 'till they use it!
|flavortext=What's going on?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Beach Ball
|title=Sabotage
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Thing - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Lover or Random Beach Chick, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
|text=One of your characters sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-4.<br>Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
|flavortext=<br>Why didn't I think of this before?
|flavortext=Now start you car...
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Beach Ball
|title=Beach Ball
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Lover or Random Beach Chick, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
|text=One of your characters throws a Beach Ball at an enemy character, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
|flavortext=<br>Good idea!
|flavortext=Why didn't I think of this before?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Surf Board
|title=Beach Ball
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Action - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's. She finds her board back when the Friend is KO.<br>Leave the card on the Surf Chick or Friend if you have memory issues.
|text=One of your characters throws a Beach Ball at an enemy character, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
|flavortext=<br>What am I going to do now? Talk to people?
|flavortext=Good idea!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Surf Board
|title=No Surf Board
|type=Action - Friend
|type=Thing - Character
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Friend steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's next time she attacks.<br>Leave the card on the Surf Chick if you have memory problems.
|text=One of your characters steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's. She finds her board back when the character is KO.<br>Leave the card on the Surf Chick if you have memory issues.
|flavortext=<br>Where's my board?
|flavortext=What am I going to do now? Talk to people?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}
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===Action - Lover===
===Action - Lover===
{{card
{{card
|title=Kisses
|title=Kisses
|type=Action - Lover
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=HP+3
|cornervalue=HP+3
|text=Your Lover kisses you or Surf Chick.<br><br>If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).
|text=Your Lover kisses you or one of your characters. HP+3
|flavortext=<br>Mmmmmm
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Kisses
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=HP+3
|text=Your Lover kisses you or Surf Chick.<br><br>If it's Flair/G-Money: she moves to a random player for variation, who also HP+3's, and gets back to you after 3 turns (now = turn 0).
|flavortext=<br>Yes!
|flavortext=<br>Yes!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
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|type=Action - Lover
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=AP2
|cornervalue=AP2
|text=Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her Friends & Surf Chick won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1.
|text=Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her characters won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1.
|flavortext=<br>Enemy: Haha!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Lover Attack
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=AP2
|text=Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her Friends & Surf Chick won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1
|flavortext=<br>Enemy: Haha!
|flavortext=<br>Enemy: Haha!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
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|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!<br><br>That's what she told you.
|text=Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!<br><br>That's what she told you.
|flavortext=<br>Exactly how far did you go?
|flavortext=Exactly how far did you go?
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Cheating?
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!<br><br>Or so she says.
|flavortext=<br>Why is your belly so bulky?
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Lover
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=AP2
|cornervalue=AP2
|text=Your Lover attacks a Random Beach Chick, who just glanced at you.<br><br>
|text=Your Lover attacks an enemy character who glanced at you.
|flavortext=What do you think you're doing?
|flavortext=What do you think you're doing?
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
}}
 
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===Action - Multi-Character===
{{card
{{card
|title=She's taken!
|title=Group Buy
|type=Action - Lover
|type=Action - All Characters
|cornervalue=AP2
|cornervalue=+$x?
|text=Your Lover attacks a Random Beach Chick, who just glanced at you.<br><br>
|text=You tell all your characters you're poor, so they give you some money.<br><br>Get $200 from each of your characters. Search the pile and shuffle it afterwards.
|flavortext=Stop looking at my Lover!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Surfing Lessons
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Lover makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.
|flavortext=This is fun!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Surfing Lessons
|type=Action - Lover
|cornervalue=
|text=Your Lover makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.
|flavortext=Watch out for that shark!
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
 
{{card
|title=Betrayal!
|type=Action - Lover Reaction
|cornervalue=
|text=You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.<br><br>2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
{{card
|title=Betrayal!
|type=Action - Lover Reaction
|cornervalue=
|text=You throw your Lover in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.<br><br>2 player game: she runs off with the enemy's Lover(s), destroy them both. No enemy Lover: she's never seen again (destroy).
|flavortext=
|bgcolor=FF8EF3
}}
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===Action - Random Beach Chick===
{{card
|title=Strip Show
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=-$200
|text=Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.<br><br>Of course, this costs you $200.
|flavortext=<br>It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Strip Show
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=-$200
|text=Random Beach Chick strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.<br><br>Of course, this costs you $200.
|flavortext=<br>It was awful. They said things to me...
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Gossip
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy Friend. That Friend's group kicks her/him out!<br><br>The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
|flavortext=This, after all we've been through?! The metal detector at the airport, the hotel doors...
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Gossip
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy Friend. That Friend's group kicks her/him out!<br><br>The enemy Friend leaves for a random player (doesn't count towards the 2 Friends limit).
|flavortext=<br>It's not true! Why won't you believe me?!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Lies
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You tell Random Beach Chick someone said she was 'fat, dumb and crazy in a bad way'. She AP2's the target.
|flavortext=<br>Hey you! Get over here!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Lies
|title=Team Work
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|type=Action - All Characters
|cornervalue=AP 2
|text=You tell Random Beach Chick someone said she was 'static' in bed. She AP2's the target.
|flavortext=<br>Hey! You don't know anything about me!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Which Way to?
|type=Thing - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action - target card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.
|text=All your characters work together so you can play volleybal.<br><br>Draw 1 card for each character you have.
|flavortext=Where should I walk? Left?
|flavortext=This should help!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}
{{card
|title=Which Way to?
|type=Thing - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action - target card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.
|flavortext=Where should I walk? Left?
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Innocent Bystander
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick Reaction
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.
|flavortext=<br>Aaaaah!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Innocent Bystander
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick Reaction
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.
|flavortext=<br>Aaaaah!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
{{card
|title=Baby!
|type=Action - Random Beach Chick
|cornervalue=
|text=Random Beach Chick gets pregnant from a player, making all Lovers leave.
|flavortext=<br>One of you made a big bump in my belly!
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
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===Action - Multi-Character===


{{card
{{card
|title=Friend Attack
|title=Friend Attack
|type=Action - 2 Friends
|type=Action - x Characters
|cornervalue=AP2x?
|cornervalue=AP2x?
|text=Without you telling them to, your Friends attack your enemy and/or Surf Chick. AP2 for each of your Friends.<br><br>(1) Say who you're attacking. (2) If 1 target: the target has to defend herself. (3) If your Friends get damage, your enemy chooses how it's spread.
|text=Without you telling them to, all your characters attack your enemy. AP0 becomes AP2.<br><br>(1) Say who you're attacking. (2) If 1 target: the target has to defend herself. (3) If your characters get damage, your enemy chooses how it's spread.
|flavortext=
|flavortext=
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
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|type=Action - 2 Characters
|type=Action - 2 Characters
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=2 of your characters dig a sand trap. Next time you're attacked, the attacker HP-1's.<br><br>The 2 characters are unavailable your next turn.
|text=2 of your characters dig a sand trap. Next time you're attacked, the attacker HP-1's and the attack misses.<br><br>The 2 characters are unavailable your next turn.
|flavortext=<br>Come closer... closer...
|flavortext=Come closer... closer...
|bgcolor=3DABFF
|bgcolor=3DABFF
}}
}}
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===Action - Convertible===
===Action - Convertible===
{{card
|title=Escape
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|text='''Re-Action''': You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!<br><br>Turn your Convertible upside down and your '''HP''' - 1 and '''Convertible HP''' – 2.
|flavortext=<br>Maybe she'll go out with me?
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
{{card
|title=Escape
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|text='''Re-Action''': You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!<br><br>Turn your Convertible upside down and your '''HP''' - 1 and '''Convertible HP''' – 2.
|flavortext=<br>Not the smartest move.
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
{{card
|title=Escape
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|text='''Re-Action''': You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down!<br><br>Turn your Convertible upside down and your '''HP''' - 1 and '''Convertible HP''' – 2.
|flavortext=<br>I'll fix it.
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
{{card
{{card
|title=Desperate Move
|title=Desperate Move
|type=Action - Convertible
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You run your car into a player, Surf Chick or another Convertible.<br><br>This destroys your car and the target gets AP 4'd.
|text=You run your car into a player, character or another Convertible.<br><br>This destroys your car and the target gets AP 4'd.
|flavortext=<br>Just shut up
|flavortext=Just shut up
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Fix it
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=-$200
|text=You get your car fixed for $ 200 and it HP + 3's.
|flavortext=<br>
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
 
{{card
|title=Fix it
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=-$200
|text=You get your car fixed for $ 200 and it HP + 3's.
|flavortext=<br>
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Convertible
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You cruise around in your Convertible.<br><br>Discard as many cards as you want and draw as many as you like, without holding more than 5 cards in your hand.
|text=You cruise around in your Convertible.<br><br>Discard as many cards as you want and draw as many as you like, without holding more cards in your hand than when you played this card.
|flavortext=<br>It's beautiful here.
|flavortext=It's beautiful here.
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
}}
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|type=Action - Convertible
|type=Action - Convertible
|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You hit another Convertible and tell the insurance another player caused the accident.<br><br>That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, she goes HP-1.
|text=You call the police and tell them an enemy hit your Convertible.<br><br>That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, she goes HP-1.
|flavortext=<br>Yeah, why did you hit my car? (Hehehe!)
|flavortext=Yeah, why did you hit my car? (Hehehe!)
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
}}
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|cornervalue=
|cornervalue=
|text=You tell a character you sell stuff from your trunk. When she takes a look you push her in. <br><br>She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.
|text=You tell a character you sell stuff from your trunk. When she takes a look you push her in. <br><br>She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.
|flavortext=<br>I should do this more often.
|flavortext=<br>Cheating only counts if you get caught.
|bgcolor=F26BFF
|bgcolor=F26BFF
}}
}}
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===Special Events===
===Special Events===
{{card
{{card
|title=Wind
|title=Wind
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.<br><br>This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money, but only at the end of that turn. Then destroy this card.
|text=The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.<br><br>This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money. Then destroy this card.
|flavortext=Get back here!
|flavortext=<br>Get back here!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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|title=Super Wave
|title=Super Wave
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
|text=The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
|flavortext=<br>Hey, where are you going?!
|flavortext=Hey, where are you going?!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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|title=Shark Attack
|title=Shark Attack
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.<br><br>Nobody can attack for 1 round.
|text=Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.<br><br>Nobody can attack for 1 round.
|flavortext=<br>Wow, cool!
|flavortext=Wow, cool!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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|title=Orca Attack
|title=Orca Attack
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
|text=Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
|flavortext=<br>Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
|flavortext=Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
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|title=Flying Net
|title=Flying Net
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for. Nobody can attack anymore and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!
|text=The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for. Nobody can attack and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!
|flavortext=Let's get back to business
|flavortext=<br>Let's get back to business
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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|title=Hot Babes
|title=Hot Babes
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.<br><br>Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
|text=Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.<br><br>Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
|flavortext=<br>Hiya
|flavortext=Hiya
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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|title=Sun Burn
|title=Sun Burn
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=Only you have put on sun lotion.<br><br>Everyone else gets HP - 1 for 1 round (permanently for players), including your characters!
|text=Only you have put on sun lotion.<br><br>Everyone else gets HP - 1, including your characters!
|flavortext=SPF 100!
|flavortext=<br>SPF 100!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
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|title=Tsunami
|title=Tsunami
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=A fake rumor about a tsunami hitting the beach drives everyone crazy.<br><br>Starting with you, every one of your characters has to attack (AP0 becomes AP1). After this, the next player has to do the same thing, etc, until every character has attacked. Players can't do anything else during their turn.
|text=A fake rumor about a tsunami hitting the beach drives everyone crazy.<br><br>Starting with you, every one of your characters has to attack (AP0 becomes AP1). After this, the next player has to do the same thing, etc, until every character has attacked. Players can't do anything else during their turn.
|flavortext=
|flavortext=
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|title=Whale Shark Attack
|title=Whale Shark Attack
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=HP - 2
|text=A big wave sends a whale shark flying at you. It opens its mouth and eats you! The whale shark decides whether to swallow and then spits you out!<br><br>In your next 2 turns, only your characters can do something. YOU can't be attacked.
|text=A big wave sends a whale shark flying at you.
|flavortext=Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
|flavortext=<br>Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
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|title=Falling Satellite Parts
|title=Falling Satellite Parts
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Characters and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Don't use something big...
|text=A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Characters and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Don't use something big...
|flavortext=<br>That is... unusual
|flavortext=That is... unusual
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=Random Beach Chick's fed up with it all
|title=We don't really know her
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=The police arrest 2 random characters for exhibitionism.
|text=Turns out your Random Beach Chick is sort of psychotic, so she AP1's you and your lover. <br><br>Happens to players with a Random Beach Chick.
|flavortext=Why didn't they arrest me too?
|flavortext=<br>What... what's going on?
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}


{{card
{{card
|title=We don't really know her
|title=Paradise
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=A comet hits Earth and kills all men.
|text=The police arrest all Random Beach Chicks for exhibitionism.
|flavortext=Yes!!
|flavortext=<br>Why didn't they arrest me too?
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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{{card
{{card
|title=Paradise
|title=Random Beach Chick's fed up with it all
|type=Special Event
|type=Special Event
|cornervalue=
|text=Turns out your Random Beach Chick is sort of psychotic, so she AP1's you and your lover. <br><br>Happens to players with a Random Beach Chick.
|text=A comet hits Earth and kills all men.
|flavortext=What... what's going on?
|flavortext=<br>Yes!!
|bgcolor=3295FF
|bgcolor=3295FF
}}
}}
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Latest revision as of 13:33, 8 August 2009

Miami Beach Fight
Designer Natanz
Date 5 Jan 2008 - last worked on Valentine's Day
Players 2+, most fun 4+
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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You're on vacation in Miami with your lover and friends, relaxing on the beach. Then you get the idea to play volleyball. But wait, everyone else wants to use the volleyball field too! You know what to do: KO them all so you can play!

The sequel is Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball.


Test Version!

This is the test version, leave your comments on the discussion page.


Features

5 characters perform special actions for you: your Lover steals money, Friends seduce enemies so they are on your side, etc.

Watch out for funny Special Events that may turn things around.

Special Rules

Easy, most rules are there just to clarify things people should already know or not assume.

Glossary

'She' = 'she and/or he'.

Character = A Thing that is a human.

Friend/Friends = a Thing - Friend.

friend/friends = a Thing that's a human and on your side

KO = destroy

AP and HP are sometimes used as verbs. If you AP 2 someone, they're attacked with 2 damage. If you get AP 2'd, you get attacked with 2 damage.

In the top right corner, a single number is the HP value. 2 numbers are the AP-HP value.

Setup

Each player starts with 10 HP. Use something to keep track of your and character's HP.

The cards below are for 4 players, except the Lovers. Put 1 Lover in play for every player.

General

Friends automatically heal after anyone's turn.

If an attacker's AP is more than the target's HP, the extra AP has no effect.

Different types of Cards

Special Events Cards don't count towards the 1 Action, 1 Thing limit. Mark both sides of this card and play it immediately when you see it.

Action - Attack cards and Surf Chick can only attack players, Surf Chick or the Convertible. Your opponent can choose to defend your target with herself, Surf Chick, a Friend or an Action - Reaction Card.

Action - (Character) Re-Action Cards can only be played as a Reaction to an attack.

Card List

Characters - Friends

2
Best Female Friend
Thing - Friend

Your Friend was talking to a girl, then you came and disturbed her.
Action: Hit on the girl your Friend was talking to. She hates you now and leaves for a player of your choice.
2
Female Friend
Thing - Friend

Your Friend was chasing a thief, when you tackled her so she could help you.
Action: Tell your Friend she should have run faster to catch the thief. She curses and joins the player of your choice.
2
Sneaky Guy Friend
Thing - Friend

Your Friend was downloading a huge file (guess what), you just canceled it and told him to help you.
Action: Delete some of your Friend's "private files" to make room on the hard disk for your music. Your Friend leaves to a player of your choice.
3
Fat Guy Friend
Thing - Friend

Your Friend was eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so you stole his food and promised to give it back after playing volleyball. It's the kind of friend you are.
Action: Eat one of your Friend's fries. Your Friend gets so angry, he leaves for a player of your choice, ordering a hot dog on the way over.
2
Girl Friend (not girlfriend)
Thing - Friend

Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate.
Action: Call your Friend's soul mate. Your Friend gets very upset and leaves for the player of your choice.
2
Generic Guy Friend
Thing - Friend

You don't really know this Friend.
Action: Talk to the Friend. You find out you used to be enemies when you where small. He joins a player of your choice so he can fight you.
2
Generic Girl Friend
Thing - Friend

You forgot your Friend's name, so don't talk too much to her.
Action: Talk to the Friend, who finds out you forgot you were friends and leaves for the player of your choice.
2
Dumb Guy Friend
Thing - Friend

You tried to fool your Friend yesterday, unfortunately he wasn't that dumb.
Action: Explain why everyone thinks your Friend is dumb. He doesn't understand, so gets angry and leaves for a player of your choice.
2
Guy Friend
Thing - Friend

You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts, then he told you he liked it...
Action: Accidentally step into a bonfire, trip again and step into his nuts. This time you try to be helpful and try to kick out the fire... Your Friend crawls to another player of your choice.
2
Hot Female Friend
Thing - Friend

You "accidentally" hit on her.
Action: Make your move. Your Friend is fed up with your attempts and leaves for a player of your choice.


Characters - Just met

3-5
Surf Chick
Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

She was surfing a huge wave, so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
3-5
Surf Chick
Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

You stepped on her pet turtle, so pay $ 400 to put her into play. 1 of your other characters gets jealous and crosses over to a random enemy when you put Surf Chick into play.
3-5
Surf Chick
Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

You accidentally undid her bra (how did that happen?), so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
3-5
Surf Chick
Thing - Surf Chick (max 1)
Action: Surf chick attacks a player with her surfboard and goes surfing your next turn.

You broke her board, so pay $ 400 to put her into play.
4
Random Beach Chick
Thing - Random Beach Chick
Some girl you met on the beach.

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

Where are you from?
4
Random Beach Chick
Thing - Random Beach Chick
She's French, but she won't go topless.

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

She might come in handy...
4
Random Beach Chick
Thing - Random Beach Chick
She's nice.

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

She might come in handy...
4
Random Beach Chick
Thing - Random Beach Chick
You keep forgetting her name. Monica? Leslie? Kristin?

At the end of your second turn, she moves to the player to your right.

She might come in handy...


Characters - Lovers

4
?
Thing - Lover
You don't remember how you met. Or her name. Or if you're actually dating.

Action: She talks to an enemy character. If you throw 1 or 2 with a dice, that character is yours! Enemies can use reaction cards.

Hi... you
4
Flair
Thing - Lover
You really think she's cheating on you, but you have no proof.

Flair moves to the player on your right after your turn.

I was shopping... I mean I was out... with a friend... I mean...
4
Valerie
Thing - Lover
She's just perfect!

Action: CPR when you're KO. HP+4!

Hi!
4
Lindsy
Thing - Lover
For some reason, you think she might be a man. Or used to be. I don't know.

Action: Lindsy swings! She switches places with another Lover.

Let's watch some sports
4
Natanz
Thing - Lover
You don't remember life before him.

Action: A Character gets HP + 1, but can't get more HP than the number in the top right corner.

Hi sunshine!
4
Ali
Thing - Lover
For some reason, you think he might be a terrorist. Ali automatically joins any friendly character that attacks. Choose how you spread the damage between characters.

You go buy now machine gun and give me.
4
Sven
Thing - Lover
Most of your friends have dated him too. Every 2 rounds, you get an STD and HP-1.

Action: Break up. Sven moves to another player.

Let's go upstairs.
4
G-Money
Thing - Lover
He's different with his friends but makes up for it when you're alone with him.

Action: G-Money steals $100 (not $200) from a player, if the player has more than $400.

Hey, get some drinks in here, now!


Things - Doing Stuff

Sabotage
Thing
You sabotage an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP - 2.

Leave the card on the Convertible and destroy it after use.

Can't wait 'till they use it!
AP 1
Choke Hold
Thing
Put this card in an enemy's area and you Choke that player each of your and their turns. This card is destroyed (A) when the choking player destroys one of her own Friends or (B) after your next turn if the player has a Lover, or (C) when the player attacks you.

Grrrrgll – Hey, die faster!
Charge!
Thing
Everyone's frustrated everyone else's stopping them from playing volleyball.

Everyone can play as many Actions they want each turn. When 5 characters are KO, this card self destructs.

KO them all! Let the life guards sort them out!
Continuous Insults
Thing
Your enemies insult you, and everyone on the beach saw it happen. You can attack with as many characters as you like each turn. Your characters with AP0 get AP+1. When you're attacked twice, you're not so courageous anymore (destroy this).
You stupid [CENSORED], you're a big @-#%^*! yourself!


Things - Stuff

6
Convertible
Thing
Re-Action You jump in your car and speed off, avoiding the attack. Trying to avoid a hot blonde, you send your Car flying and it lands upside down! Your HP - 1 and the Convertible is destroyed.
I think we hit something back there.
6
Convertible
Thing
Action (up side down): $200 to flip your Car right side up. Or ask a character for help – who falls under the Car and is KO'd.

It's pink
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

What am I going to buy with this?
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

This helps
200
Money
Thing
$200

It's got dog $!&* on it, but it's still money.


Action - General

-$400
Surf Board
Action
You buy a super Surf Board. A Surf Chick can't resist and is now on your side.

Hey look what I've got!
Monkey Town
Action
A bunch of monkey's are climbing palm trees, everyone's watching.

Nobody can attack for 1 round.

Look, monkey's!
Something's Missing
Action
You passionately kiss a random person when an enemy's Lover is watching. Her current lover never puts in that much effort, so she gets with you now.

Hi... nice weather isn't it?
Lover's quarrel
Action
You start a fight between 2 characters from the same player.

One of them leaves for you!

I've noticed they don't talk so much to you. I'm just saying...
Hair issues
Action
You tell a character another character said s/he's a fake blonde.

Choose odds or even and throw a dice to see which character wins the fight and which one is KO'd.

What? This is fake?!
-$200
Revenge of the Nerds
Action
You hire a computer nerd and he hacks into your enemy's bank account.

Enemy money - $ 400.

I always wondered what they were good for.
-$400
Hack Attack
Thing
You hire a nerd to sabotage all your enemies' bank accounts. The next enemy to lose money pays double! Then destroy this card.

Yes! How's that?!
Bonfire
Action
You make a bonfire to stay warm. Without you asking them, all enemy characters join your side and return to their previous 'owner' at the end of your next turn.

My fire
HP+3
Beach Station
Action
Use on yourself: you can't Attack or Re-Act for 2 turns.

If you use this on a Character, turn her upside down for 2 turns.
Must... try... not to look... at hideously ugly Life Guard... aaaah!
HP+4
Life Guard
Action
An extremely ugly life guard like you've never seen sees you're KO and gives you CPR.

You can play this card whenever you like, but only if you're KO. You can sell this card.
Volleyball isn't worth this.


Action - Attacks

AP 2
Lazy Push
Action - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
Sorry?
AP 2
Lazy Push
Action - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
I'm so smart
AP 2
Lazy Push
Action - Attack
You push your enemy into some muscular guy, who beats her up for bumping into him.
What do you think you're doing?!
AP 3
Beach Chair Slam
Action - Attack
You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it -– and SLAM!
It hurts so much, I don't feel the pain.
AP 3
Beach Chair Slam
Action - Attack
You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it -– and SLAM!
I saw it coming… but it was too fast.
AP 3
Beach Chair Slam
Action - Attack
You pick up a beach chair -– with someone still on it –- and SLAM!
Hey! Not fair!
AP 2
Ninja Attack
Action - Attack
You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
Hey, how did you get here?
AP 2
Ninja Attack
Action - Attack
You use your Ninja skills to sneak past any Enemy's characters and directly attack your enemy.
Just lucky.
AP 2
Drink This!
Action - Attack
You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
This is taking too long.
AP 2
Drink This!
Action - Attack
You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
Come on! Where are the sharks when you need them?!
AP 2
Drink This!
Action - Attack
You grab your enemy and hold her head under water.
Don't struggle!
AP 4
Palm Tree Kick
Action - Attack
You kick a palm tree and a coconut falls on your enemy's head. Inside the coconut is a movie ticket.
Hey, where's the monkey?!
AP 3
Triple Kicks in the Nuts
Action - Attack
-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
Somehow, 3 kicks don't hurt much more than 2.
AP 3
Triple Kicks in the Nuts
Action - Attack
-- Of course, this card can't be used against women --
It's times like this I wish I was a woman.


Action - Reaction

Enemy AP-1
Towel Defense
Action - Reaction
You use your towel to defend yourself.

It's not very effective.
How does Jackie Chan do that?
HP-1
Hide in a Sun Umbrella
Action - Reaction
You jump in a sun umbrella, so your enemy can't find you.

As you try to get out of the sun umbrella, you hurt yourself.
Maybe this isn't the best place to hide...
Enemy AP-2
Excuse
Action - Reaction
You come up with a good excuse, so your enemy hits you softer.
That thing, with the thing... it was there and then it went... and now it's you know.
8 Months
Action - Reaction
Your ex shows up, and says she's pregnant from one of you. Instead of fighting, you start calculating who's baby it is. This card can still be used when one of the players is a woman –- figure it out! --
She hopes it's a girl
Pay Off
Action - Reaction
You pay so she doesn't attack you: write down how much you want to pay, attacker writes down her offer. Don't ask more than the defender has. Show the offers: if the attacker asks less than you offer, pay what the attacker asks for. If you offer less than the attacker asks, pay the difference, or change your mind and get attacked.
AP2
Volleyball Trip & Kick
Action - Reaction
Before she reaches you, you kick a volleyball to your enemy, who trips over it.

Of course you kick her when she's down.
That field is mine! Go away!
HP-2
Sand Throw
Action - Reaction
You throw sand in your enemy's eyes, so she misses her attack and can't attack her next turn.

A crab in the sand bites you.
Why can't I see?!


Action - Character

Seduce
Action - Character
A character seduces an enemy's character, who's now on your side.
Hey
Seduce
Action - Character
A character seduces an enemy's character, who's now on your side.
It's way more fun over here!
Surfing Lessons
Action - Character
One of your characters makes friends with Surf Chick, who teaches her how to surf. Surf Chick is unavailable for 2 round.
Watch out for that shark!
Betrayal!
Action - Character Reaction
You throw one of your characters in front of the attack, who gets HP - 2 (no other attack damage) and leaves you for a player who's not you or the attacker.
Strip Show
Action - Not Lover
Random Beach Chick or a Friend strips for 1 enemy player's Friends and her Surf Chick, distracting them until their second turn.
It wasn't such a bad idea anyway - I made $ 2000!
Gossip
Action - Character
Random Beach Chick spreads a rumor about an enemy's character. That character's group kicks her/him out!

The character leaves for a random player.
This, after all we've been through?! The metal detector at the airport, the hotel doors...
AP 2
Lies
Action - Character
You tell one of your characters someone said she was 'fat, dumb, crazy in a bad way and 'static' in bed'. She AP2's the target.
Hey! You don't know anything about me!
Which Way to?
Thing - Character
One of your characters asks a target for directions to a soda stand, making the target unavailable to the player. Place this card on the target. The player can discard an Action card or not play an Action to make the target available again and destroy this card.
Where should I walk? Left? Where's that?
Innocent Bystander
Action - Character Reaction
One of your characters is in the way of an attack, getting KO'd instead of the target being hit.
Aaaaah!
Baby!
Action - Character
A non-Lover character gets pregnant from an unknown player, making all Lovers leave.
One of you made a big bump in my belly!
AP 3
Join Forces
Action - Character
You and another character attack your enemy together!

Unfortunately your friend can't fight that well.

Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Let's do this!
AP 3
Join Forces
Action - Character
You and another character attack your enemy together!

Unfortunately your friend can't fight that well.

Decide how you want to spread the damage if you get any.
Thumbs in or out?
Hot Wire
Action - Character
One of your characters steals a Convertible.
Look what I found in the glove compartment - candies.
A Surprise
Action - Character
A Friend secretly puts alcohol in the drinks of 1 enemy.

Her Friends and her Surf Chick get drunk and HP - 1. They can't attack or defend until their second turn, counting from now.
What's going on?
Sabotage
Thing - Character
One of your characters sabotages an enemy's Convertible. Next time it's used it goes HP-4.
Leave the card on the Convertible if you want so you won't forget it.
Now start you car...
Beach Ball
Action - Character
One of your characters throws a Beach Ball at an enemy character, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
Why didn't I think of this before?
Beach Ball
Action - Character
One of your characters throws a Beach Ball at an enemy character, who's KO'd (not destroyed) until the enemy's 2nd turn, or when she gets HP + something.
Good idea!
No Surf Board
Thing - Character
One of your characters steals Surf Chick's Surf Board, who AP-2's. She finds her board back when the character is KO.
Leave the card on the Surf Chick if you have memory issues.
What am I going to do now? Talk to people?


Action - Lover

HP+3
Kisses
Action - Lover
Your Lover kisses you or one of your characters. HP+3

Yes!
AP2
Lover Attack
Action - Lover
Your Lover slaps your enemy in the face. Her characters won't attack her, because they all used to date her! But wait! Your enemy seduces your lover and goes HP+1, because you know... Sven: enemy HP-1.

Enemy: Haha!
Cheating?
Action - Lover
Your Lover slips in a sexy dress, seduces your enemy, steals 2 Money cards for you and runs!

That's what she told you.
Exactly how far did you go?
AP2
She's taken!
Action - Lover
Your Lover attacks an enemy character who glanced at you.
What do you think you're doing?


Action - Multi-Character

+$x?
Group Buy
Action - All Characters
You tell all your characters you're poor, so they give you some money.

Get $200 from each of your characters. Search the pile and shuffle it afterwards.
Team Work
Action - All Characters
All your characters work together so you can play volleybal.

Draw 1 card for each character you have.
This should help!
AP2x?
Friend Attack
Action - x Characters
Without you telling them to, all your characters attack your enemy. AP0 becomes AP2.

(1) Say who you're attacking. (2) If 1 target: the target has to defend herself. (3) If your characters get damage, your enemy chooses how it's spread.
Sand Trap
Action - 2 Characters
2 of your characters dig a sand trap. Next time you're attacked, the attacker HP-1's and the attack misses.

The 2 characters are unavailable your next turn.
Come closer... closer...


Action - Convertible

Desperate Move
Action - Convertible
You run your car into a player, character or another Convertible.

This destroys your car and the target gets AP 4'd.
Just shut up
Cruise
Action - Convertible
You cruise around in your Convertible.

Discard as many cards as you want and draw as many as you like, without holding more cards in your hand than when you played this card.
It's beautiful here.
Insurance Fraud
Action - Convertible
You call the police and tell them an enemy hit your Convertible.

That player has to pay you half her money now and in her next turn (rounded up). If the player has no money, she goes HP-1.
Yeah, why did you hit my car? (Hehehe!)
Trunk Trick
Action - Convertible
You tell a character you sell stuff from your trunk. When she takes a look you push her in.

She's unavailable until your Convertible is involved in anything or you get attacked.

Cheating only counts if you get caught.


Special Events

Wind
Special Event
The wind blows away half the money of the richest player, rounded up.

This happens when it's the turn of the player who at that moment has the most money, but only at the end of that turn. Then destroy this card.
Get back here!
Super Wave
Special Event
The wave of the year is up, so all Surf Chicks are unavailable for the next 2 rounds.
Hey, where are you going?!
Shark Attack
Special Event
Some people in the ocean are attacked by sharks. Everyone watches.

Nobody can attack for 1 round.
Wow, cool!
Orca Attack
Special Event
Unbelievable! An orca jumps out of the ocean and eats everyone's Friends, then rolls back in the water!
Who's going to pay for the hotel now?!
Flying Net
Special Event
The volleyball net somehow catches wind and flies away, so there's nothing to fight for. Nobody can attack anymore and everyone draws 2 cards. After 1 round, the volleyball net miraculously flies back and there's something to fight for!
Let's get back to business
Hot Babes
Special Event
Some hot babes are watching you, so you can't attack.

Play this card in your next turn. Others can still attack.
Hiya
Sun Burn
Special Event
Only you have put on sun lotion.

Everyone else gets HP - 1 for 1 round (permanently for players), including your characters!
SPF 100!
Tsunami
Special Event
A fake rumor about a tsunami hitting the beach drives everyone crazy.

Starting with you, every one of your characters has to attack (AP0 becomes AP1). After this, the next player has to do the same thing, etc, until every character has attacked. Players can't do anything else during their turn.
Whale Shark Attack
Special Event
A big wave sends a whale shark flying at you. It opens its mouth and eats you! The whale shark decides whether to swallow and then spits you out!

In your next 2 turns, only your characters can do something. YOU can't be attacked.
Aren't you lucky it's a vegetarian!
Falling Satellite Parts
Special Event
A satellite part falls on someone. Put everyone's Characters and Convertibles close to each other and throw something. Whatever it lands on is destroyed. Don't use something big...
That is... unusual
We don't really know her
Special Event
The police arrest 2 random characters for exhibitionism.
Why didn't they arrest me too?
Paradise
Special Event
A comet hits Earth and kills all men.
Yes!!


Random Beach Chick's fed up with it all
Special Event
Turns out your Random Beach Chick is sort of psychotic, so she AP1's you and your lover.

Happens to players with a Random Beach Chick.
What... what's going on?
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