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| status = | | status =UnfinishedPlayable | ||
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All players start the game with five cards dealt to the left of the dealer. To simulate the college/university selection process all players must pass one card to the player on their right. Once each player has passed and received their cards, the remaining cards are placed face down and the play begins with the person to the left of the dealer. | {{Infobox | ||
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==The Play== | |||
All players start the game with five cards dealt to the left of the dealer. To simulate the college/university selection process all players must pass one card to the player on their right. Once each player has passed and received their cards, the remaining cards are placed face down and the play begins with the person to the left of the dealer. | |||
===Discard Pile=== | |||
The discard pile is to be set next to the draw pile, face down. All cards sent out of play are to be placed in the discard pile unless otherwise noted. All instant effects and interrupts are to be sent to the discard pile after they are used. Once the draw pile has been completely used up, shuffle the discard pile and play as the new draw pile. Continue this until one player has reached victory conditions. | |||
===Tapped Cards=== | |||
When an untapable card is tapped due to a negative effect or object it is out of play for the duration of the effect or object card's game text. | |||
===Instants=== | |||
Instants are played just like any other effect, but they can be played at anytime. This includes durring other players turns. For example: | |||
<blockquote> Johnny plays a student, but Susan has an interrupt that allows her to send any student directly to the discard pile. It is also Johnny's, however that does not matter so Susan can play her card. | |||
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When playing an interrupt the game text for the interrupted card or action is rendered unusable unless the card is a victory card. The other exception is that if the game text permits the player to take the card back into their hand as opposed to placing it in the discard pile. In this case the player would take the card back into their hand. | |||
===Effects=== | |||
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== | ====Ailments==== | ||
When an ailment is played all effect within the game text stand as stated unless another card played over rules them. | |||
====Student Leader==== | |||
== | When student leader status is played, the card affected is treated normally unless otherwise specified in target effect, gametext, or instant. | ||
====Judicial Sanction==== | |||
Target student must roll 1d6. If value of die is three or greater student is tapped for 2 rounds. | |||
====Academic Probation==== | |||
Target student is tapped for two rounds. May be canceled by specific effects. | |||
===Counters=== | |||
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Any object requiring a roll to determine the length of an effect should have the same number of counters placed on it. A counter should be removed after each round. When all counters are removed from a card the card's effect ends, even if th card remains in play per its game text. | |||
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==Card List== | ==Card List== | ||
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=== People === | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Director of Residence Life | |||
|type= Person-Administrator | |||
|text= When Director of Residence Life (DRL) comes into play send Residence Hall Director to the discard pile and draw one other administrator. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
|flavortext="Aaaaahhhhhhh, Panera!" - DRL | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Young Conservative | |||
|type= Person-Student | |||
|text= | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner, S. Sills | |||
|flavortext=Might as well be a square in life as early as you can... | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Dr. Anthro | |||
|type=Person-Faculty | |||
|text=When Dr. Anthro comes int\o play, automatically draw three cards. Player may not draw again normally until the number of cards in players hand returns to five. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
|flavortext="You probably shouldn't eat spaghetti before this class..." - Dr. Anthro | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Militant Feminist | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=When Militant Feminist comes into play tap one target student. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
|flavortext="Men are useless sperm missiles." - Militant Feminist | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Graduate Student | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=When Graduate Student comes under academic probation, academic probation term is double in length. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|flavortext="Where the hell is my King of Sweden mug?!" - Ben Hardisty | |||
|creator=P. Conner, B. Hardisty, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Football Player | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=Football player counts as an athlete. Football player may not be a student leader. When Football player is played tap for one round. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
|flavortext="Nothin' like having the QB's hand on your hoo-has." - Michael Sefcik | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Cheerleader | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=Cheerleader counts as an athlete. Cheerleader may not be played as a student leader. Cheerleader is immune to STD's. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|flavortext="I ''need'' to stop sleeping with my T.A." - The Cheerleader | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Athletic Coordinator | |||
|type=Person-Administrator | |||
|text=When Athletic Coordinator enters play all athletes currently on Academic Probation or under Judicial Sanction are restored to good standing. | |||
|flavortext="Of course he can't compute his own GPA... he plays football!" - Conversation between Athletic Coordinator and a professor. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Director of | |title=Director of Academic Computing | ||
|type=Person-Administrator | |type=Person-Administrator | ||
|text=When played, | |text=When card enters play send one technological object controlled by another player to the discard pile. | ||
|flavortext= | |flavortext="What? Port 23 is open? The Illuminati might attack!" - The Director<BR> | ||
"Fnord!" - Chaote Hacker | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= The Science Nerd | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=Can be played as senator. When effected with inebriation double the length of the effect period, however The Science Nerd only takes half the dice roll penalty. | |||
|flavortext="Wrong specific heat, jerk!" - Science Nerd | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= International Exchange Student | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=International Exchange Student (IES) may not be played as a senator. IES is immune to academic probation. | |||
|flavortext="If I tried this crap in Iran they would beat me." | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= The Dirty Hippie | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=Can play up to two other students when Dirty Hippie is played. May also be played as senator. | |||
|flavortext="Patchouli is ''not'' a substitute for showering!" - Phil Conner | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Resident Assistant | ||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|type= | |text=Resident Assistant (RA) is a student leader. When RA is played play one other student from hand, student is under automatic judicial sanction. | ||
|text= | |flavortext="I do it for the room!" - Resident Assistant | ||
|flavortext=" | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=J. Courterier, P.Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Director of Student Life | ||
|type=Person-Administrator | |type=Person-Administrator | ||
|text=When | |text=When played, Director of Student Life (DSL) modifies all dice rolls relating to student government by -1. | ||
|flavortext=Dance-techno never sounded so ''good''. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Dr. PsychSci | |title=Dr. PsychSci | ||
|flavortext=Psychology ''is'' a science, damn it! - Dr. PsychSci | |flavortext="Psychology ''is'' a science, damn it!" - Dr. PsychSci | ||
|type=Person-Faculty | |type=Person-Faculty | ||
|text=When played can remove academic probation from target student. May also be played as an administrator, however Dr. PsychSci must abandon faculty status. | |text=When played can remove academic probation from target student. May also be played as an administrator, however Dr. PsychSci must abandon faculty status. May be played as a Thesis Advisor. | ||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
| | |creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Chemistry Lab TA | |title=Chemistry Lab TA | ||
|flavortext="Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA | |flavortext="Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA | ||
|type=Person-Faculty | |type=Person-Faculty | ||
|text=When played player must place any student on the green on academic probation. | |text=When played player must place any student on the green on academic probation. | ||
''May not be played as a thesis advisor.'' | ''May not be played as a thesis advisor.'' | ||
|bgcolor=008000 | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=University President | |||
|flavortext="Would you like a bottle of Cabernet?" - University President after a formal function | |||
|type=Person-Administration | |||
|text=When University President is played all faculty and staff are tapped for 1d3 rounds. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Vice President of Academic Affairs | |||
|flavortext= "I hold your career in academia in the palm of my hand!" - Vice President of Academic Affairs | |||
|type=Person-Administrator | |||
|text=When played Vice President of Academic Affairs may place one student not in your control on the green into your hand | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title= Dr. Apathy | |||
|type=Person-Faculty | |||
|text=Must cause inebriation in target student when played. | |||
|flavortext="As an undergrad I used to shoot bottles off the electron microscope" - Dr. Apathy | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Poli Sci Guy | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=May be played as a senator. When played may place two cards into discard pile, and draw two more. | |||
|flavortext="Do you want me to go get "Robert's Rules? I have it in my trunk." - Poli Sci Guy | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title= The Blonde | ||
|flavortext=" | |type=Person-Student | ||
| | |text=When played automatically becomes SG President for 2d6 rounds. The Blonde is a Student Leader. Cannot use SG President on The Blonde. | ||
|type= | |flavortext="It takes too much thought to think" - Melanie | ||
|text= | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=J. Courterier, M. Shelton, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=SGA President | |||
|type=Person-Student | |||
|text=When played all Student Leaders are tapped for 1d3 rounds. Afterwords, this card can be tapped to provide protection to one Student Leader. May not be played if The Blonde is SGA President. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
|flavortext="This is not an appropriate use of student fees!" - SGA President | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= The Department Head | |||
|type=Person-Administrator/Faculty | |||
|text=May be played as faculty or an administrator. Player may sacrifice administrator to the discard pile as an interrupt at any time to cancel an effect. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
|flavortext="Tenure...Ha! Funny..." - The Department Head | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Director of Multicultural Affairs | |||
|type=Person-Administrator | |||
|text=When Director of Multicultural Affairs (DMA) is played, may play any student simultaneously except Cheerleader or Poli Sci Guy. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
|flavortext="Think they give me enough funding? Guess again!" - DMA | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Dr. Accounting | |||
|type=Person-Faculty | |||
|text=When Dr. Accounting comes into play tap immediately. On next turn untap Dr. Accounting and play an additional card. | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
|flavortext="Ledger paper? Who needs ledger paper when you have a computer!" - Dr. Accounting | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title= Dr. Education | ||
|type=Person-Faculty | |||
|text=When playing Dr. Education, take control of any one faculty member on the green. | |||
|type=Person- | |||
|text=When | |||
|bgcolor=008000 | |bgcolor=008000 | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
|flavortext="What exactly is the symbolism of the little brown bear in this story? - Dr. Education | |||
}} | |||
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=== Things === | |||
{{card | |||
|title= The Cell Phone | |||
|type=Thing-Technological Object | |||
|text=Target person can be tapped for 2d6 turns to play two people in a single turn. This effect is reusable. | |||
|flavortext="You'll get a brain tumor!" - Students mother | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Thesis Topic | |||
|type=Thing-Object | |||
|text=May be played on target student. If student is sent to discard pile take thesis topic into hand. | |||
|flavortext="Bullshit that you think is important but really isn't" | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title= Free Condom | |||
|type=Thing-Object | |||
|text=Target person is now immune to all sexually transmitted diseases. | |||
|flavortext="Now I will show you how to put it on with a banana" - Student Health Practitioner | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Football Helmet | |||
|type=Thing-Object | |||
|text=Target athlete is immune to Judicial Sanction. | |||
|flavortext="I swear, every time I get hit I feel my brain slosh around in my skull." - Michael Sefcik | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Acoustic Guitar | |title=Acoustic Guitar | ||
|flavortext="Because | |flavortext="Because alternative covers are better than air guitar...sometimes" | ||
|type=Thing-Object | |||
|type=Object | |||
|text=May be played on any student or faculty member. When played on a student guitar may be used as a student activity. When played on a student, student gains student leader status. | |text=May be played on any student or faculty member. When played on a student guitar may be used as a student activity. When played on a student, student gains student leader status. | ||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |bgcolor=6B238E | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Free T-Shirt | |||
|flavortext="Because pimpin' aint easy." | |||
|type=Thing-Object | |||
|text=Target student receives student leader status. If target student is tapped untap immediately. Student cannot be sent to discard pile. If a discard effect is played on student with Free T-Shirt caster takes both Student and Free T-Shirt back into hand. | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=The Alluring Freshman | |||
|flavortext="She was a punk who never took advice..." | |||
|type=Thing-Relationship | |||
|text=Tap any two students you control on the green. Roll 1d6 to determine the length of the relationship. Caster receives +1 to all rolls for duration of relationship. The Alluring Freshman counts as an additional student. | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Forbidden Love | |||
|flavortext="My Lab TA is sooo hottt!!!1"- Student Text Message | |||
|type=Thing-Relationship | |||
|text=Tap one student and one administrator/faculty member. Pair forms relationship for 1d6 rounds. Caster receives +3 to all rolls for duration of relationship. Counts as either an additional student OR an additional administrator. | |||
If Scandal or Higher Education come into play, player skips one turn. | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=MP3 Player | |||
|flavortext="Hanson? You still listen to HANSON?" | |||
|type=Thing- Technological Object | |||
|text=Allows caster to search the discard pile for any student card. | |||
|bgcolor=6B238E | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Laptop | ||
|flavortext=" | |flavortext="The internet is not like a truck..." | ||
|type=Thing- Technological Object | |||
|type= | |text=When played on target student discard two cards from hand and draw two cards from library. | ||
|text= | |bgcolor=6B238E | ||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Hi Fi Stereo | |||
|type=Thing-Technological Object | |||
|text=Play stereo on any student. If student is to be sent to discard pile, discard normally, however place one student from the discard pile into your hand. | |||
|bgcolor=6b238e | |||
|flavortext="I love this song! Turn it up!" | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Alarm Clock | ||
| | |type=Thing-Object | ||
| | |text=Play on target student. Any effect duration is halved as long as student remains in possession of Alarm Clock. | ||
| | |bgcolor=6b238e | ||
| | |flavortext="At least I don't wake up to the same day and "I've Got You Babe" - Phil Conner | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title= Television | |||
|type=Thing-Technological Object | |||
|text=May be used as a program, however target student is immediately tapped for three rounds | |||
|bgcolor=6b238e | |||
|flavortext="I learned everything I know from C-SPAN" - Poli Sci Guy | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Summer Lovin' | |||
|type=Thing-Relationship | |||
|text=Target two students. Students are in a relationship until effect is canceled. | |||
|bgcolor=6b238e | |||
|flavortext="Had me a blast..." | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Backpack | ||
| | |type=Thing-Object | ||
| | |text=When Backpack is in play expand you hand to six cards. Play one card per turn normally. O | ||
| | |bgcolor=6b238e | ||
| | |flavortext="You should see my new messenger bag!" - The Science Nerd | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
| | |||
}} | }} | ||
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=== Effects === | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Apathy | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Play on any target person. Target person's game text is unusable, and person may not be used as a requirement for victory conditions. | |||
|flavortext="This is my United States of Whateva..." | |||
|creator=T. DeHart | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Financial Aid Drone | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text= | |||
|flavortext="I would spit on that peasant scum" B. Hardisty | |||
|creator=T. DeHart | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Research Assistant | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Target student becomes Research assistant for controlling player. Controlling player must have had Thesis Topic on the quad for one round prior to playing this card. | |||
|flavortext="$10 and a free beer? Count me in!" | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Research Subject | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Target student becomes the focus of controlling players research. Controlling player must have had Thesis Topic on the quad for one round prior to playing this card. | |||
|flavortext="Well... I could use the extra credit. I hope this doesn't hurt." | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=The All Nighter | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=If target student is currently on Academic Probation, remove student from Academic Probation. If target student is in good standing, student is now immune to Academic Probation. | |||
|flavortext="Four liters of Mountain Dew and half a carton of cigarettes later my paper is done!" - Phil Conner | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Audit Class | ||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=May destroy any one target effect. Discard both effects to the discard pile. Does not effect game text. | |||
|type= | |flavortext="Credit? Who needs credit?" | ||
|text= | |creator=P. Conner | ||
| | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Thesis Advisor | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Play on any eligible faculty. Faculty member is immune to any effects for 1d3 rounds. If at any time an effect is played to remove targeted faculty member to discard pile, take faculty member into hand and Thesis Advisor is discarded. | |||
|flavortext="Well that's not the worst idea I have ever seen..." - Thesis Advisor | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Black Valentines Day | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Black Valentines Day (BVD) may be played as an event. When BVD is brought into play, send one target student in a relationship to discard pile along with the relationship card. | |||
|flavortext="Black Roses...How sweet?" | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Cold Ones | |||
|flavortext="Life is always beautiful through beer goggles" | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Target any person on the green. Target person suffers a -2 penalty to all dice rolls for 1d6 rounds. | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Thesis Advisor | ||
| | |type=Effect-Permanent | ||
|text=Play on any faculty memeber. Target faculty member is immune to discard effects and Thesis Advisor may not be destroyed. | |||
|flavortext="Wrong, do it again!" | |||
|text= | |creator=P. Conner | ||
| | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title='A' for Effort | |||
|flavortext="Sometimes trying is just as good as final grades." | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Target student may not be subject to academic probation. | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Open Mic Night | |||
|flavortext="Testing 1,2,3...is anyone out there? Anyone?" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Play on any student as student event. Required for Activities Board victory. | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Herpes | |title=Herpes | ||
|flavortext="Mommy has it in a ''special'' place..." - One student to another | |flavortext="Mommy has it in a ''special'' place..." - One student to another | ||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|type=Effect | |||
|creator=R. Phillips | |creator=R. Phillips | ||
|text=When card comes into play roll 1d3. 1d3 students have herpes permanently. If there are more than three players, each player rolls 1d6. The three players with the lowest scores receive herpes. May be cured by University Health Clinic. | |text=When card comes into play roll 1d3. 1d3 students have herpes permanently. If there are more than three players, each player rolls 1d6. The three players with the lowest scores receive herpes. May be cured by University Health Clinic. | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Student Leadership | |||
|flavortext="Hell on Earth without compensation." - Student Leader | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=When played on student, target student is tapped for two rounds. Student cannot be sent to discard pile. | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=The Ex | |||
|flavortext="Yeah, they left you for your professor..." | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Breakup formed target relationship. Discard both people. | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Higher Education "Three Year Itch" | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Target player must loose one administrator from the green to discard pile. Target player gets their choice. | |||
|flavortext="I was getting tired of this place anyway!" - Former Director of Student Life | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= University Health Clinic | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Cure any ailment including inebriation. Discard University Health Clinic. | |||
|flavortext= "Well it will just have to come off!" - M.D. | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Technological Dependency | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Play onto any person. Target person suffers -2 penalty to all dice rolls when lacking a technological object. | |||
|flavortext="Three days without the internet? I would die!" - One student to another | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Judicial Sanction | ||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Play on target student and roll 1d6. If value of die is three or greater student is tapped for 2 rounds. | |||
|type= | |flavortext= "Please, step into my office" - Judicial Officer | ||
|text= | |creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | ||
| | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title= ''Neisseria gonorrheae'' | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text=Play 'The Clap' on any target person. Person may not be a member of a relationship and game text is rendered unusable until cured. | |||
|flavortext="What is it doctor, it burns! - Student | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title=Student | |title= Student Employment | ||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |type=Effect-Permanent | ||
|text= | |text=Player may place one administrator out of play (tapped) for 1d6 rounds | ||
|flavortext="Because doing homework is better than flippin' burgers for minimum wage" | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Reverse Psychology | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Cancel any effect and play canceled effect on any target person. | |||
|flavortext="Bet you won't do it!" | |||
|creator=E. Kent | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title= Online Essay Purchase | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Player may discard one card to search through discard pile and take one card into hand. | |||
|flavortext="Why work when I can pass someone else's work as my own?" - Naive freshman | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title= FERPA Abuse | |||
|type=Effect-Instant | |||
|text=Target administrator may not be the target of any effects from other players. | |||
|flavortext="Yes, they do have your records...all of them." | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Student Tutor | |||
|type=Effect-Permanent | |||
|text= Student is immune to academic probation. All judicial sanctions effect times are cut in half. | |||
|flavortext="Studying is one thing, doing your homework is another!" - Student Tutor | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Spring Break! | ||
|type=Effect-Instant | |type=Effect-Instant | ||
|text=" | |text= Send two target students to discard pile. May split amongst players if more than two at table. | ||
|flavortext="Wooo! Costa Rica!" The Blonde | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
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=== Interrupts === | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Activities Board Concert | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|flavortext="C'mon man...I's a free show!" | |||
|text=Place any one student on immediate academic probation. Keep Activities Board Concert on student as an item. May be used as event for Activities Board victory. | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Care Package | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|flavortext="I would be nice if you called us every once in awhile" - Concerned Parent | |||
|text=Untap any tapped student card regardless of condition. | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Change of Major | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|flavortext="Well I was a massage therapy major, but old men kept looking at me funny" - The Blonde | |||
|text=Exchange any one student with any other student on the green. | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Drop/Add Week | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|flavortext="I am sorry you will need a permit for that course..." - Academic Advisor | |||
|text=Discard your entire hand and draw a new one. | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | |||
|title=Blocked Port | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|flavortext="Error connecting on port 23. Operation Timed Out." | |||
|text=Choose any MP3 player or Laptop on table. Thing is tapped for 1d3 rounds. | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=P. Conner, J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=Scandal! | |||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|text=Send any newly played administrator card to the discard pile. | |||
|flavortext="Like... I totally saw Holly and Dr. PsychSci making out in the faculty lounge!" - The Blonde | |||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Vote of No Confidence | ||
|flavortext=" | |type=Interrupt | ||
|flavortext="Was the free housing really worth it?" | |||
|text=When played this card removes SGA President from play. May be used to send target SGA President immediately to discard pile.<BR> | |||
|text= | May remove The Blonde from play only if currently SGA President. | ||
|bgcolor= | |bgcolor=FF9900 | ||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Abused Sports Team Stripper | ||
|flavortext=" | |type=Interrupt | ||
|flavortext="Maybe encouraging your client to lie about why she took her clothes off at the party was a bad idea." - Special Prosecutor | |||
|text= | |text=Remove target athlete from play. | ||
|bgcolor=FF9900 | |||
|bgcolor= | |creator=J. Courterier | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Double Secret Probation | ||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|type= | |text=Target any student, and roll 1d6. If outcome of roll is greater than two student is automatically sent to discard pile | ||
|text= | |flavortext="Thats it man! '''Double Secret Probation'''!" | ||
|flavortext=" | |bgcolor=FF9900 | ||
|bgcolor= | |creator=P. Conner | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=The Bust | ||
|type=Interrupt | |||
|type= | |text=Place one target student under judicial sanction. Roll 1d6 per turn until a six is rolled. Remove student from judicial sanction. | ||
|text= | |flavortext="It's only a Misdemeanor, stop resisting!" - Officer Mark | ||
|flavortext=" | |bgcolor=FF9900 | ||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
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=== Victory Cards === | |||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Research & Publication | ||
| | |flavortext= "The is nothing quite like writing things only 50 people in the world will read" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student | ||
|type= | |type=Victory | ||
|text= | |text= | ||
| | 1) Faculty member is on the quad with the Thesis Advisor effect. <br> | ||
| | 2) Student is on green with the Thesis Topic effect. <br> | ||
3) Two other students on green as "Subjects or Research Assistants" <br> | |||
|bgcolor=CD0000 | |||
|creator=P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=Abolish Student Government | ||
| | |flavortext="If it wasn't for those snot-nosed kids and their meddling dog" - Vice President of Student Affairs | ||
|type= | |type=Victory | ||
|text= | |text= | ||
| | 1) Must have University President and Director of Student Life in play. <BR> | ||
| | 2) Must have FERPA Abuse card in play on University President or Director of Student Life. <BR> | ||
3) Roll 3d6. If roll shows 18 game ends. Any modifiers from effects or things apply to UP and DSL. <BR> | |||
|bgcolor=CD0000 | |||
|creator=J. Courter, P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title= Viva la Revolution | ||
| | |type=Victory | ||
| | |text= | ||
|flavortext="Let it be known that the Revolution will be televised" | |||
|bgcolor=CD0000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
|text= | |text= | ||
1) Must have Student Government President or The Blonde (as specified) in play. <BR> | |||
2) Director of Student Life must not be in play.<BR> | |||
3) Must have at least two senators in play.<BR> | |||
4) SG President must not be tapped during round victory is proclaimed. | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title= Student Activities Board | ||
|type=Victory | |||
|type= | |||
|text= | |text= | ||
|flavortext= | 1) Have at least one student on your green. <br> | ||
|bgcolor= | 2) Must play any event card on a student. <br> | ||
3) Roll 3d6. If number shown is less than students in good standing on table, victory is achieved. <br> | |||
|flavortext= "It's b.o.a.r.d. not b.o.r.e.d!" - SAB director | |||
|bgcolor=CD0000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier, P. Conner | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{card | {{card | ||
|title= | |title=National Championship | ||
|type=Victory | |||
|type= | |||
|text= | |text= | ||
|flavortext= | 1) Must have at least two athletes in play. <BR> | ||
|bgcolor= | |||
2) Intramural Sports must be in play.<BR> | |||
3) Athletics Coordinator must be in play. | |||
|flavortext="Does looking in the locker room shower make me gay?" - Football Team Captain | |||
|bgcolor=CD0000 | |||
|creator=J. Courterier | |||
}} | }} | ||
[[Category:Unfinished decks]] [[Category:Untested decks]] | [[Category:Unfinished decks]] [[Category:Untested decks]] |
Latest revision as of 18:08, 21 September 2010
College Life deck | |
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Designers | Gratefuljamhead, TheBishop |
Date | 21/10/2007 |
Players | 2-4 |
Although this is an unfinished deck, it is still playable. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is locked. Further cards should not be added - leave feedback on the talk page. |
The Play
All players start the game with five cards dealt to the left of the dealer. To simulate the college/university selection process all players must pass one card to the player on their right. Once each player has passed and received their cards, the remaining cards are placed face down and the play begins with the person to the left of the dealer.
Discard Pile
The discard pile is to be set next to the draw pile, face down. All cards sent out of play are to be placed in the discard pile unless otherwise noted. All instant effects and interrupts are to be sent to the discard pile after they are used. Once the draw pile has been completely used up, shuffle the discard pile and play as the new draw pile. Continue this until one player has reached victory conditions.
Tapped Cards
When an untapable card is tapped due to a negative effect or object it is out of play for the duration of the effect or object card's game text.
Instants
Instants are played just like any other effect, but they can be played at anytime. This includes durring other players turns. For example:
Johnny plays a student, but Susan has an interrupt that allows her to send any student directly to the discard pile. It is also Johnny's, however that does not matter so Susan can play her card.
When playing an interrupt the game text for the interrupted card or action is rendered unusable unless the card is a victory card. The other exception is that if the game text permits the player to take the card back into their hand as opposed to placing it in the discard pile. In this case the player would take the card back into their hand.
Effects
Ailments
When an ailment is played all effect within the game text stand as stated unless another card played over rules them.
Student Leader
When student leader status is played, the card affected is treated normally unless otherwise specified in target effect, gametext, or instant.
Judicial Sanction
Target student must roll 1d6. If value of die is three or greater student is tapped for 2 rounds.
Academic Probation
Target student is tapped for two rounds. May be canceled by specific effects.
Counters
Any object requiring a roll to determine the length of an effect should have the same number of counters placed on it. A counter should be removed after each round. When all counters are removed from a card the card's effect ends, even if th card remains in play per its game text.
Card List
People
"Aaaaahhhhhhh, Panera!" - DRL
"You probably shouldn't eat spaghetti before this class..." - Dr. Anthro
"Men are useless sperm missiles." - Militant Feminist
"Where the hell is my King of Sweden mug?!" - Ben Hardisty
"Nothin' like having the QB's hand on your hoo-has." - Michael Sefcik
"I need to stop sleeping with my T.A." - The Cheerleader
"Of course he can't compute his own GPA... he plays football!" - Conversation between Athletic Coordinator and a professor.
"What? Port 23 is open? The Illuminati might attack!" - The Director
"Fnord!" - Chaote Hacker
"Wrong specific heat, jerk!" - Science Nerd
"If I tried this crap in Iran they would beat me."
"Patchouli is not a substitute for showering!" - Phil Conner
"I do it for the room!" - Resident Assistant
Dance-techno never sounded so good.
"Psychology is a science, damn it!" - Dr. PsychSci
"Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA
"Would you like a bottle of Cabernet?" - University President after a formal function
"I hold your career in academia in the palm of my hand!" - Vice President of Academic Affairs
"As an undergrad I used to shoot bottles off the electron microscope" - Dr. Apathy
"Do you want me to go get "Robert's Rules? I have it in my trunk." - Poli Sci Guy
"It takes too much thought to think" - Melanie
"This is not an appropriate use of student fees!" - SGA President
"Tenure...Ha! Funny..." - The Department Head
"Think they give me enough funding? Guess again!" - DMA
"Ledger paper? Who needs ledger paper when you have a computer!" - Dr. Accounting
"What exactly is the symbolism of the little brown bear in this story? - Dr. Education
Things
"You'll get a brain tumor!" - Students mother
"Bullshit that you think is important but really isn't"
"Now I will show you how to put it on with a banana" - Student Health Practitioner
"I swear, every time I get hit I feel my brain slosh around in my skull." - Michael Sefcik
"Because alternative covers are better than air guitar...sometimes"
"Because pimpin' aint easy."
"She was a punk who never took advice..."
"My Lab TA is sooo hottt!!!1"- Student Text Message
"Hanson? You still listen to HANSON?"
"The internet is not like a truck..."
"I love this song! Turn it up!"
"At least I don't wake up to the same day and "I've Got You Babe" - Phil Conner
"I learned everything I know from C-SPAN" - Poli Sci Guy
"Had me a blast..."
"You should see my new messenger bag!" - The Science Nerd
Effects
"This is my United States of Whateva..."
"$10 and a free beer? Count me in!"
"Well... I could use the extra credit. I hope this doesn't hurt."
"Four liters of Mountain Dew and half a carton of cigarettes later my paper is done!" - Phil Conner
"Credit? Who needs credit?"
"Well that's not the worst idea I have ever seen..." - Thesis Advisor
"Black Roses...How sweet?"
"Life is always beautiful through beer goggles"
"Wrong, do it again!"
"Sometimes trying is just as good as final grades."
"Testing 1,2,3...is anyone out there? Anyone?" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
"Mommy has it in a special place..." - One student to another
"Hell on Earth without compensation." - Student Leader
"Yeah, they left you for your professor..."
"I was getting tired of this place anyway!" - Former Director of Student Life
"Well it will just have to come off!" - M.D.
"Three days without the internet? I would die!" - One student to another
"Please, step into my office" - Judicial Officer
"What is it doctor, it burns! - Student
"Because doing homework is better than flippin' burgers for minimum wage"
"Bet you won't do it!"
"Why work when I can pass someone else's work as my own?" - Naive freshman
"Yes, they do have your records...all of them."
"Studying is one thing, doing your homework is another!" - Student Tutor
"Wooo! Costa Rica!" The Blonde
Interrupts
"C'mon man...I's a free show!"
"I would be nice if you called us every once in awhile" - Concerned Parent
"Well I was a massage therapy major, but old men kept looking at me funny" - The Blonde
"I am sorry you will need a permit for that course..." - Academic Advisor
"Error connecting on port 23. Operation Timed Out."
"Like... I totally saw Holly and Dr. PsychSci making out in the faculty lounge!" - The Blonde
May remove The Blonde from play only if currently SGA President.
"Was the free housing really worth it?"
"Maybe encouraging your client to lie about why she took her clothes off at the party was a bad idea." - Special Prosecutor
"Thats it man! Double Secret Probation!"
"It's only a Misdemeanor, stop resisting!" - Officer Mark
Victory Cards
2) Student is on green with the Thesis Topic effect.
"The is nothing quite like writing things only 50 people in the world will read" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
2) Must have FERPA Abuse card in play on University President or Director of Student Life.
"If it wasn't for those snot-nosed kids and their meddling dog" - Vice President of Student Affairs
2) Director of Student Life must not be in play.
3) Must have at least two senators in play.
"Let it be known that the Revolution will be televised"
2) Must play any event card on a student.
"It's b.o.a.r.d. not b.o.r.e.d!" - SAB director
2) Intramural Sports must be in play.
"Does looking in the locker room shower make me gay?" - Football Team Captain