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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal. | This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards. | ||
Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them: | Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them: | ||
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*Mortos der Soulstealer | *Mortos der Soulstealer | ||
*Tak | *Tak | ||
*The Spooky Chihuahua | *The Spooky Chihuahua | ||
*Robot Parents | *Robot Parents | ||
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*Plague of Babies | *Plague of Babies | ||
*Keef | *Keef | ||
*The Guidey Chippy Thingy | |||
*Shunk Wugga | |||
*Saucer Morons | |||
*Cybarachnorama | |||
*And many other things I missed... | *And many other things I missed... | ||
Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, | Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards. | ||
Quotes from [http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com www.thescarymonkeyshow.com]. | Quotes from [http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com www.thescarymonkeyshow.com]. | ||
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|title=Mall Security | |title=Mall Security | ||
|type=Action | |type=Action | ||
|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard | |text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard two cards. | ||
|flavortext=The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security! | |flavortext=The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security! | ||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
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|flavortext=The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go. | |flavortext=The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go. | ||
|bgcolor=880000 | |bgcolor=880000 | ||
|creator=MagiMaster | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=MiniMoose | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text='''Action:''' Look at target player's hand. | |||
|flavortext=Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time! | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |||
|creator=MagiMaster | |||
}} | |||
{{card | |||
|title=The Doom Song | |||
|type=Thing | |||
|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin. On tails, they lose their turn. If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card. | |||
|flavortext=Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ... | |||
|bgcolor=000088 | |||
|creator=MagiMaster | |creator=MagiMaster | ||
}} | }} |
Latest revision as of 04:01, 17 April 2008
Invader Zim | |
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Designer | MagiMaster |
Date | 2/27/2007 |
Players | 2-4 (suggested 3) |
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested. | |
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
Print this deck | |
This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more. |
Invader Zim is attempting to destroy the Earth! Dib must stop him! Gaz is going to play video games!
Special Rules
Things
There are two subcategories of things in addition to generic things.
Persons are goal cards. Each person has a unique victory condition. The player that controls a person whose condition is satisfied wins the game. Unless some card says otherwise, a player can only control one person at a time.
Alien Tech functions like any other thing, but some cards affect only Alien Tech instead of generic things.
Gear
In addition to the cards, you will need a coin for flipping.
Other Rules
When a thing is destroyed all things on that thing (including all things on those things) are destroyed as well. For example, if The PAK is on Dib, Dib is on The Skool, and The Skool is destroyed, all three are destroyed. (Since The PAK is destroyed, it's ability can't be used.)
Notes
This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards.
Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:
- Lawn Gnomes
- Shloogorgh
- Sizz-lorr
- The Tallest
- The Massive
- Mars
- Gym
- Mortos der Soulstealer
- Tak
- The Spooky Chihuahua
- Robot Parents
- Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
- The "Resisty"
- Spelldrive
- Lice
- Plague of Babies
- Keef
- The Guidey Chippy Thingy
- Shunk Wugga
- Saucer Morons
- Cybarachnorama
- And many other things I missed...
Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards.
Quotes from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.
Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).
Have Fun!
Card List
Stupid, stinking humans.
Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.
Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Back to my filthy evil I guess.
Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!
Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.
Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!
Master? Where did you go? Where are you?
And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!
Check out these actual game screens.
Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.
You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!
Action: Move target person you control onto The Skool.
Action: Move target person off of The Skool, as long as you do not already control a person not on The Skool.
Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
I'm laaaate!
No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.
Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!
Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!
Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!
Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.
If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.
Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.
Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!
Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!
It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!
Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!
As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.
The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!
Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!
GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!
When you die, can I play?
It's taking over my inferior human mind!
For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!
Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.
Aw... I wanted to explode!
Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.
This time on a dangerously high setting!
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!
Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!
The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go.
Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time!
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ...