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Invader Zim
Designer	MagiMaster
Date	2/27/2007
Players	2-4 (suggested 3)
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Invader Zim is attempting to destroy the Earth! Dib must stop him! Gaz is going to play video games!

Special Rules

Things

There are two subcategories of things in addition to generic things.

Persons are goal cards. Each person has a unique victory condition. The player that controls a person whose condition is satisfied wins the game. Unless some card says otherwise, a player can only control one person at a time.

Alien Tech functions like any other thing, but some cards affect only Alien Tech instead of generic things.

Gear

In addition to the cards, you will need a coin for flipping.

Other Rules

When a thing is destroyed all things on that thing (including all things on those things) are destroyed as well. For example, if The PAK is on Dib, Dib is on The Skool, and The Skool is destroyed, all three are destroyed. (Since The PAK is destroyed, it's ability can't be used.)

Notes

This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards.

Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:

Lawn Gnomes
Shloogorgh
Sizz-lorr
The Tallest
The Massive
Mars
Gym
Mortos der Soulstealer
Tak
The Spooky Chihuahua
Robot Parents
Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
The "Resisty"
Spelldrive
Lice
Plague of Babies
Keef
The Guidey Chippy Thingy
Shunk Wugga
Saucer Morons
Cybarachnorama
And many other things I missed...

Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards.

Quotes from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.

Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).

Have Fun!

Card List

Zim

Thing - Person

If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.

Stupid, stinking humans.

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 == Notes ==
-This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly.  It seems to play alright, if a little slowly.  Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal.
+This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly.  It seems to play alright, if a little slowly.  Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards.
 Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 *Mortos der Soulstealer
 *Tak
-*Minimoose
 *The Spooky Chihuahua
 *Robot Parents
 *Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
 *The "Resisty"
-*Prisoner 777
 *Spelldrive
 *Lice
 *Plague of Babies
+*Keef
+*The Guidey Chippy Thingy
+*Shunk Wugga
+*Saucer Morons
+*Cybarachnorama
 *And many other things I missed...
-Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed.  Also, the existing cards use very technical body text.  Please try to maintain this style.  (In this deck's creator's opinion, this prevents any confusion over what the card does without ruining the sense of humor.)  However, if you think you can make the text clearer, feel free to try.
+Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed.  Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards.
+Quotes from [http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com www.thescarymonkeyshow.com].
 Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).
@@ Line 64: / Line 69: @@
 |title=Zim
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.<hr/>''Stupid, stinking humans.''
+|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
+|flavortext=Stupid, stinking humans.
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 72: / Line 78: @@
 |title=Dib
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.<hr/>''Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?''
+|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
+|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 80: / Line 87: @@
 |title=Gaz
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.<hr/>''All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.''
+|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.
+|flavortext=All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 88: / Line 96: @@
 |title=Miss Bitters
 |type=Thing - Person
-|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.<hr/>''Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.''
+|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.
+|flavortext=Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
 |bgcolor=008800
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 96: / Line 105: @@
 |title=Destroy the World
 |type=Action
-|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.<hr/>''Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?''
+|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.
+|flavortext=Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 104: / Line 114: @@
 |title=Voot Cruiser
 |type=Thing - Alien Tech
-|text=''Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!''
+|text=
+|flavortext=
+Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!
 |bgcolor=660088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 112: / Line 124: @@
 |title=Master Plan
 |type=Thing
-|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.<hr/>''Back to my filthy evil I guess.''
+|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.
+|flavortext=Back to my filthy evil I guess.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=Voot Carrier
 |type=Thing
-|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.<hr/>''Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.''
+|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.
+|flavortext=Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 128: / Line 142: @@
 |title=Bees
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.<hr/>''Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!''
+|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.
+|flavortext=Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 136: / Line 151: @@
 |title=Alien Autopsy
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence.<hr/>''Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.''
+|text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence.
+|flavortext=Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=The Swollen Eye
 |type=Thing
-|text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin.  If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand.<hr/>''Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.''
+|text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin.  If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand.
+|flavortext=Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=Photographic Evidence
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing.<hr/>''Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!''
+|text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing.
+|flavortext=Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=Zim's Disguise
 |type=Thing
-|text=This can only be played on Zim.  Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play.<hr/>''Master? Where did you go? Where are you?''
+|text=This can only be played on Zim.  Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play.
+|flavortext=Master? Where did you go? Where are you?
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 168: / Line 187: @@
 |title=Game Slave 2
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall.<hr/>''And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!''
+|text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall.
+|flavortext=And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 176: / Line 196: @@
 |title=Piggy Hunter
 |type=Thing
-|text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall.<hr/>''Check out these actual game screens.''
+|text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall.
+|flavortext=Check out these actual game screens.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 184: / Line 205: @@
 |title=Batteries
 |type=Thing
-|text=''But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries!''
+|text=
+|flavortext=
+But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 192: / Line 215: @@
 |title=Money
 |type=Thing
-|text=''On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now!''
+|text=
+|flavortext=
+On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=The Mall
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play.<hr/>''Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.''
+|text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play.
+|flavortext=Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=Iggins!
 |type=Action
-|text=Take control of target non-person thing.<hr/>''You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!''
+|text=Take control of target non-person thing.
+|flavortext=You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 224: / Line 251: @@
 |title=Room with a Moose
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool.<hr/>''Moosey fate, say moosey fate!''
+|text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool.
+|flavortext=Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 232: / Line 260: @@
 |title=Skoolbell
 |type=Action
-|text=Move target person onto The Skool.  The controller of The Skool gains control of that person.  Play this card only if this is possible.<hr/>''I'm laaaate!''
+|text=Move target person onto The Skool.  The controller of The Skool gains control of that person.  Play this card only if this is possible.
+|flavortext=I'm laaaate!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 240: / Line 269: @@
 |title=Meat
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy Zim.<hr/>''My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat!''
+|text=Destroy Zim.
+|flavortext=My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 248: / Line 278: @@
 |title=Bologna DNA
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy Dib.<hr/>''No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.''
+|text=Destroy Dib.
+|flavortext=No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 256: / Line 287: @@
 |title=Out of Soda
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy Gaz.<hr/>''Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!''
+|text=Destroy Gaz.
+|flavortext=Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 264: / Line 296: @@
 |title=Sunlight
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy Miss Bitters.<hr/>''Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.''
+|text=Destroy Miss Bitters.
+|flavortext=Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 272: / Line 305: @@
 |title=Germs
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy target person.<hr/>''Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!''
+|text=Destroy target person.
+|flavortext=Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 280: / Line 314: @@
 |title=Giant Water Balloon
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser.  Destroy target thing.<hr/>''Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!''
+|text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser.  Destroy target thing.
+|flavortext=Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 288: / Line 323: @@
 |title=Screaming Temporal Doom
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this only if you control a person.  Destroy target person and the person you control.<hr/>''Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!''
+|text=Play this only if you control a person.  Destroy target person and the person you control.
+|flavortext=Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 296: / Line 332: @@
 |title=Professor Membrane
 |type=Action
-|text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand.<hr/>''And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!''
+|text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand.
+|flavortext=And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 304: / Line 341: @@
 |title=Operation Impending Doom II
 |type=Action
-|text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card.<hr/>''Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.''
+|text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card.
+|flavortext=Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.
 |bgcolor=880000
 |longtitle=true
@@ Line 314: / Line 352: @@
 |title=Obey Pustulio
 |type=Action
-|text=Look at target player's hand.  Take one card from their hand and put it in yours.<hr/>''If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.''
+|text=Look at target player's hand.  Take one card from their hand and put it in yours.
+|flavortext=If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 322: / Line 361: @@
 |title=Skip Skool
 |type=Action
-|text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence.  If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand.<hr/>''Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.''
+|text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence.  If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand.
+|flavortext=Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.
 |longtext=true
 |bgcolor=880000
@@ Line 331: / Line 371: @@
 |title=Irken Persuasion
 |type=Action
-|text=Look at target player's hand.  They must discard one card of your choice.<hr/>''Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!''
+|text=Look at target player's hand.  They must discard one card of your choice.
+|flavortext=Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 339: / Line 380: @@
 |title=Bloaty's Pizza Hog
 |type=Action
-|text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control.<hr/>''Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!''
+|text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control.
+|flavortext=Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 347: / Line 389: @@
 |title=Hobo 13
 |type=Action
-|text=Draw two cards.  Flip a coin.  If it's heads, discard a card.  If it's tails, discard a card at random.<hr/>''It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!''
+|text=Draw two cards.  Flip a coin.  If it's heads, discard a card.  If it's tails, discard a card at random.
+|flavortext=It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 355: / Line 398: @@
 |title=Ultra-Peepi
 |type=Action
-|text=Destroy target non-person thing.<hr/>''Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?''
+|text=Destroy target non-person thing.
+|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 363: / Line 407: @@
 |title=Mall Security
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play.  Target player must discard a card.<hr/>''The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!''
+|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play.  Target player must discard two cards.
+|flavortext=The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 371: / Line 416: @@
 |title=Space Meat
 |type=Action
-|text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.<hr/>''As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.''
+|text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
+|flavortext=As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.
 |longtext=true
 |bgcolor=880000
@@ Line 380: / Line 426: @@
 |title=The Great Foodening
 |type=Action
-|text=Target player loses their next turn.  Flip a coin.  If it's tails, you also lose your next turn.</hr>''The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!''
+|text=Target player loses their next turn.  Flip a coin.  If it's tails, you also lose your next turn.
+|flavortext=The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 388: / Line 435: @@
 |title=Space Time Object Replacement Device
 |type=Thing - Alien Tech
-|text='''Action:''' Choose a player.  Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls.  Flip a coin.  If it is tails, destroy this card.<hr/>''Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!''
+|text='''Action:''' Choose a player.  Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls.  Flip a coin.  If it is tails, destroy this card.
+|flavortext=Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!
 |longtitle=true
 |longtext=true
@@ Line 398: / Line 446: @@
 |title=MegaDoomer
 |type=Thing - Alien Tech
-|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard one card at random.<hr/>''GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!''
+|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard one card at random.
+|flavortext=GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!
 |bgcolor=660088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 406: / Line 455: @@
 |title=Nanosub
 |type=Thing
-|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Gain control of target person.<hr/>''When you die, can I play?''
+|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Gain control of target person.
+|flavortext=When you die, can I play?
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 414: / Line 464: @@
 |title=The PAK
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this card only on a person.  That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play.<hr/>''It's taking over my inferior human mind!''
+|text=Play this card only on a person.  That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play.
+|flavortext=It's taking over my inferior human mind!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 422: / Line 473: @@
 |title=Robotic Eyes
 |type=Thing
-|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards.<hr/>''For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!''
+|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards.
+|flavortext=For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 430: / Line 482: @@
 |title=Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this card only on a person.  Germs cannot be played on that person.  At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn.<hr/>''Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.''
+|text=Play this card only on a person.  Germs cannot be played on that person.  At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn.
+|flavortext=Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.
 |longtitle=true
 |longtext=true
@@ Line 440: / Line 493: @@
 |title=GIR
 |type=Thing - Alien Tech
-|text='''Action:''' Flip a coin.  If it's heads, destroy target thing.  If it's tails, destroy this card.<hr/>''Aw... I wanted to explode!''
+|text='''Action:''' Flip a coin.  If it's heads, destroy target thing.  If it's tails, destroy this card.
+|flavortext=Aw... I wanted to explode!
 |bgcolor=660088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 448: / Line 502: @@
 |title=GIR's Disguise
 |type=Thing
-|text=This can only be played on GIR.  GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play.<hr/>''Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.''
+|text=This can only be played on GIR.  GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play.
+|flavortext=Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 456: / Line 511: @@
 |title=Duty Mode
 |type=Thing
-|text=Play this only on GIR.  If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead.<hr/>''This time on a dangerously high setting!''
+|text=Play this only on GIR.  If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead.
+|flavortext=This time on a dangerously high setting!
 |bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
@@ Line 464: / Line 520: @@
 |title=Junk Food
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play.  Prevent GIR from destroying a card.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.<hr/>''But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!''
+|text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play.  Prevent GIR from destroying a card.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
+|flavortext=But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
 |longtext=true
 |bgcolor=880000
@@ Line 473: / Line 530: @@
 |title=Rubber Piggy
 |type=Action
-|text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.<hr/>''Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!''
+|text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
+|flavortext=Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!
 |bgcolor=880000
 |creator=MagiMaster
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 |title=Deadly Waves of Stupidness
 |type=Action
-|text=Play this only if GIR is in play.  Target player must discard two cards at random.<hr/>''Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!''
+|text=Play this only if GIR is in play.  Target player must discard two cards at random.
+|flavortext=Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!
+|bgcolor=880000
+|creator=MagiMaster
+}}
+{{card
+|title=Prisoner 777
+|type=Action
+|text=Search the draw pile for any alien tech card.  Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.
+|flavortext=The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go.
 |bgcolor=880000
+|creator=MagiMaster
+}}
+{{card
+|title=MiniMoose
+|type=Thing
+|text='''Action:''' Look at target player's hand.
+|flavortext=Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time!
+|bgcolor=000088
+|creator=MagiMaster
+}}
+{{card
+|title=The Doom Song
+|type=Thing
+|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin.  On tails, they lose their turn.  If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card.
+|flavortext=Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ...
+|bgcolor=000088
 |creator=MagiMaster
 }}