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== Notes ==
== Notes ==


This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly.  It seems to play alright, if a little slowly.  Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal.
This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly.  It seems to play alright, if a little slowly.  Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards.


Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:
Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:
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*Mortos der Soulstealer
*Mortos der Soulstealer
*Tak
*Tak
*Minimoose
*The Spooky Chihuahua
*The Spooky Chihuahua
*Robot Parents
*Robot Parents
*Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
*Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
*The "Resisty"
*The "Resisty"
*Prisoner 777
*Spelldrive
*Spelldrive
*Lice
*Plague of Babies
*Keef
*The Guidey Chippy Thingy
*Shunk Wugga
*Saucer Morons
*Cybarachnorama
*And many other things I missed...
*And many other things I missed...


Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed.  Also, the existing cards use very technical body text.  Please try to maintain this style. (In this deck's creator's opinion, this prevents any confusion over what the card does without ruining the sense of humor.)  However, if you think you can make the text clearer, feel free to try.
Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed.  Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards.
 
Quotes from [http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com www.thescarymonkeyshow.com].


Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).
Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).
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|type=Thing - Person
|type=Thing - Person
|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
|text=If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
|flavortext=Stupid, stinking humans.
|bgcolor=008800
|bgcolor=008800
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Person
|type=Thing - Person
|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
|text=If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
|bgcolor=008800
|bgcolor=008800
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Person
|type=Thing - Person
|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.
|text=If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.
|flavortext=All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.
|bgcolor=008800
|bgcolor=008800
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Person
|type=Thing - Person
|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.
|text=If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.
|flavortext=Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
|bgcolor=008800
|bgcolor=008800
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.
|text=This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.
|flavortext=Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|text=
|text=
|flavortext=
Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!
|bgcolor=660088
|bgcolor=660088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.
|text=This can only be played on Zim.  At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.
|flavortext=Back to my filthy evil I guess.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.
|text='''Action:''' Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand.  This card now counts as Alien Tech.
|flavortext=Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.
|text=Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.
|flavortext=Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence.
|text=Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence.
|flavortext=Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin.  If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand.
|text=At the end of your turn, flip a coin.  If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand.
|flavortext=Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing.
|text=Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing.
|flavortext=Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=This can only be played on Zim.  Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play.
|text=This can only be played on Zim.  Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play.
|flavortext=Master? Where did you go? Where are you?
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall.
|text=Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall.
|flavortext=And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall.
|text=This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall.
|flavortext=Check out these actual game screens.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=
|text=
|flavortext=
But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=
|text=
|flavortext=
On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play.
|text=Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play.
|flavortext=Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Take control of target non-person thing.
|text=Take control of target non-person thing.
|flavortext=You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool.
|text=Destroy all person cards on The Skool.
|flavortext=Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Move target person onto The Skool.  The controller of The Skool gains control of that person.  Play this card only if this is possible.
|text=Move target person onto The Skool.  The controller of The Skool gains control of that person.  Play this card only if this is possible.
|flavortext=I'm laaaate!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy Zim.
|text=Destroy Zim.
|flavortext=My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy Dib.
|text=Destroy Dib.
|flavortext=No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy Gaz.
|text=Destroy Gaz.
|flavortext=Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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{{card
{{card
|title=Lice
|title=Sunlight
|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy Miss Bitters.
|text=Destroy Miss Bitters.
|flavortext=Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy target person.
|text=Destroy target person.
|flavortext=Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser.  Destroy target thing.
|text=Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser.  Destroy target thing.
|flavortext=Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this only if you control a person.  Destroy target person and the person you control.
|text=Play this only if you control a person.  Destroy target person and the person you control.
|flavortext=Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand.
|text=Return one card from the discard pile to your hand.
|flavortext=And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card.
|text=Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card.
|flavortext=Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|longtitle=true
|longtitle=true
|longtext=true
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
}}
}}
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Look at target player's hand.  Take one card from their hand and put it in yours.
|text=Look at target player's hand.  Take one card from their hand and put it in yours.
|flavortext=If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence.  If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand.
|text=If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence.  If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand.
|flavortext=Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.
|longtext=true
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Look at target player's hand.  They must discard one card of your choice.
|text=Look at target player's hand.  They must discard one card of your choice.
|flavortext=Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|title=Bloaty's Pizza Hog
|title=Bloaty's Pizza Hog
|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of player cards they control.
|text=Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control.
|flavortext=Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Draw two cards.  Flip a coin.  If it's heads, discard a card.  If it's tails, discard a card at random.
|text=Draw two cards.  Flip a coin.  If it's heads, discard a card.  If it's tails, discard a card at random.
|flavortext=It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Destroy target non-person thing.
|text=Destroy target non-person thing.
|flavortext=Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|title=Mall Security
|title=Mall Security
|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play.  Target player must discard a card.
|text=Play this card only if The Mall is in play.  Target player must discard two cards.
|flavortext=The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|text=Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|flavortext=As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.
|longtext=true
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Target player loses their next turn.  Flip a coin.  If it's tails, you also lose your next turn.
|text=Target player loses their next turn.  Flip a coin.  If it's tails, you also lose your next turn.
|flavortext=The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|text='''Action:''' Choose a player.  Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls.  Flip a coin.  If it is tails, destroy this card.
|text='''Action:''' Choose a player.  Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls.  Flip a coin.  If it is tails, destroy this card.
|flavortext=Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!
|longtitle=true
|longtitle=true
|longtext=true
|bgcolor=660088
|bgcolor=660088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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{{card
{{card
|title=Megadoomer
|title=MegaDoomer
|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard one card at random.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard one card at random.
|flavortext=GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!
|bgcolor=660088
|bgcolor=660088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Gain control of target person.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Gain control of target person.
|flavortext=When you die, can I play?
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this card only on a person.  That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play.
|text=Play this card only on a person.  That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play.
|flavortext=It's taking over my inferior human mind!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards.
|text='''Action:''' Destroy this card.  Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards.
|flavortext=For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this card only on a person.  Germs cannot be played on that person.  At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn.
|text=Play this card only on a person.  Germs cannot be played on that person.  At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn.
|flavortext=Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.
|longtitle=true
|longtitle=true
|longtext=true
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|type=Thing - Alien Tech
|text='''Action:''' Flip a coin.  If it's heads, destroy target thing.  If it's tails, destroy this card.
|text='''Action:''' Flip a coin.  If it's heads, destroy target thing.  If it's tails, destroy this card.
|flavortext=Aw... I wanted to explode!
|bgcolor=660088
|bgcolor=660088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=This can only be played on GIR.  GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play.
|text=This can only be played on GIR.  GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play.
|flavortext=Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Thing
|type=Thing
|text=Play this only on GIR.  If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead.
|text=Play this only on GIR.  If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead.
|flavortext=This time on a dangerously high setting!
|bgcolor=000088
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play.  Prevent GIR from destroying a card.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|text=Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play.  Prevent GIR from destroying a card.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|flavortext=But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
|longtext=true
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|text='''Choose one:''' prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode.  This card can be played at any time.  If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
|flavortext=Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
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|type=Action
|type=Action
|text=Play this only if GIR is in play.  Target player must discard two cards at random.
|text=Play this only if GIR is in play.  Target player must discard two cards at random.
|flavortext=Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!
|bgcolor=880000
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
}}
{{card
|title=Prisoner 777
|type=Action
|text=Search the draw pile for any alien tech card.  Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.
|flavortext=The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go.
|bgcolor=880000
|creator=MagiMaster
}}
{{card
|title=MiniMoose
|type=Thing
|text='''Action:''' Look at target player's hand.
|flavortext=Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time!
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
}}
{{card
|title=The Doom Song
|type=Thing
|text=At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin.  On tails, they lose their turn.  If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card.
|flavortext=Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ...
|bgcolor=000088
|creator=MagiMaster
|creator=MagiMaster
}}
}}

Latest revision as of 04:01, 17 April 2008

Invader Zim
Designer MagiMaster
Date 2/27/2007
Players 2-4 (suggested 3)
This is an untested deck. Its cards are complete, but it hasn't yet been tested.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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This deck is under construction. Anyone is welcome to contribute - check the talk page to find out more.

Invader Zim is attempting to destroy the Earth! Dib must stop him! Gaz is going to play video games!

Special Rules

Things

There are two subcategories of things in addition to generic things.

Persons are goal cards. Each person has a unique victory condition. The player that controls a person whose condition is satisfied wins the game. Unless some card says otherwise, a player can only control one person at a time.

Alien Tech functions like any other thing, but some cards affect only Alien Tech instead of generic things.

Gear

In addition to the cards, you will need a coin for flipping.

Other Rules

When a thing is destroyed all things on that thing (including all things on those things) are destroyed as well. For example, if The PAK is on Dib, Dib is on The Skool, and The Skool is destroyed, all three are destroyed. (Since The PAK is destroyed, it's ability can't be used.)

Notes

This deck has been partially tested, but never thoroughly. It seems to play alright, if a little slowly. Currently, too many cards are focused on only one goal and on destroying cards.

Currently there are several cards I'd like to add, but I don't really know what to do with them:

  • Lawn Gnomes
  • Shloogorgh
  • Sizz-lorr
  • The Tallest
  • The Massive
  • Mars
  • Gym
  • Mortos der Soulstealer
  • Tak
  • The Spooky Chihuahua
  • Robot Parents
  • Brain Leech (Is that what it was called?)
  • The "Resisty"
  • Spelldrive
  • Lice
  • Plague of Babies
  • Keef
  • The Guidey Chippy Thingy
  • Shunk Wugga
  • Saucer Morons
  • Cybarachnorama
  • And many other things I missed...

Feel free to add new cards (especially those above) but any changes to existing cards should be discussed. Also, please try to maintain the style of the cards.

Quotes from www.thescarymonkeyshow.com.

Invader Zim and the characters therein belong to Jhonen Vasquez (or should).

Have Fun!


Card List

Zim
Thing - Person
If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
Stupid, stinking humans.
Card by MagiMaster
Dib
Thing - Person
If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game.
Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Card by MagiMaster
Gaz
Thing - Person
If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game.
All I want is to have some pizza hang out with Dad, and not have your weirdness mess up my day.
Card by MagiMaster
Miss Bitters
Thing - Person
If the controller of this card also controls The Skool, Zim, Dib and Gaz, they win the game.
Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Card by MagiMaster
Destroy the World
Action
This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device.
Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Card by MagiMaster
Voot Cruiser
Thing - Alien Tech
Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!
Card by MagiMaster
Master Plan
Thing
This can only be played on Zim. At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play.
Back to my filthy evil I guess.
Card by MagiMaster
Voot Carrier
Thing
Action: Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand. This card now counts as Alien Tech.
Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.
Card by MagiMaster
Bees
Action
Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR.
Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!
Card by MagiMaster
Alien Autopsy
Action
Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence.
Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.
Card by MagiMaster
The Swollen Eye
Thing
At the end of your turn, flip a coin. If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand.
Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
Card by MagiMaster
Photographic Evidence
Thing
Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing.
Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!
Card by MagiMaster
Zim's Disguise
Thing
This can only be played on Zim. Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play.
Master? Where did you go? Where are you?
Card by MagiMaster
Game Slave 2
Thing
Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall.
And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!
Card by MagiMaster
Piggy Hunter
Thing
This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall.
Check out these actual game screens.
Card by MagiMaster
Batteries
Thing
But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries!
Card by MagiMaster
Money
Thing
On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now!
Card by MagiMaster
The Mall
Thing
Play this only if you control Gaz and at least one other person is in play.
Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage.
Card by MagiMaster
Iggins!
Action
Take control of target non-person thing.
You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!
Card by MagiMaster
The Skool
Thing
Any person can be played on The Skool without the usual restrictions on the number of person cards that a player can control. Person cards on The Skool cannot be used to win the game.
Action: Move target person you control onto The Skool.
Action: Move target person off of The Skool, as long as you do not already control a person not on The Skool.
Room with a Moose
Action
Destroy all person cards on The Skool.
Moosey fate, say moosey fate!
Card by MagiMaster
Skoolbell
Action
Move target person onto The Skool. The controller of The Skool gains control of that person. Play this card only if this is possible.
I'm laaaate!
Card by MagiMaster
Meat
Action
Destroy Zim.
My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat!
Card by MagiMaster
Bologna DNA
Action
Destroy Dib.
No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.
Card by MagiMaster
Out of Soda
Action
Destroy Gaz.
Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!
Card by MagiMaster
Sunlight
Action
Destroy Miss Bitters.
Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.
Card by MagiMaster
Germs
Action
Destroy target person.
Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!
Card by MagiMaster
Giant Water Balloon
Action
Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser. Destroy target thing.
Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!
Card by MagiMaster
Screaming Temporal Doom
Action
Play this only if you control a person. Destroy target person and the person you control.
Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
Card by MagiMaster
Professor Membrane
Action
Return one card from the discard pile to your hand.
And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!
Card by MagiMaster
Operation Impending Doom II
Action
Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card.
Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.
Card by MagiMaster
Obey Pustulio
Action
Look at target player's hand. Take one card from their hand and put it in yours.
If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.
Card by MagiMaster
Skip Skool
Action
If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence. If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand.
Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.
Card by MagiMaster
Irken Persuasion
Action
Look at target player's hand. They must discard one card of your choice.
Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!
Card by MagiMaster
Bloaty's Pizza Hog
Action
Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control.
Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!
Card by MagiMaster
Hobo 13
Action
Draw two cards. Flip a coin. If it's heads, discard a card. If it's tails, discard a card at random.
It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!
Card by MagiMaster
Ultra-Peepi
Action
Destroy target non-person thing.
Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?
Card by MagiMaster
Mall Security
Action
Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard two cards.
The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!
Card by MagiMaster
Space Meat
Action
Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.
Card by MagiMaster
The Great Foodening
Action
Target player loses their next turn. Flip a coin. If it's tails, you also lose your next turn.
The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!
Card by MagiMaster
Space Time Object Replacement Device
Thing - Alien Tech
Action: Choose a player. Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls. Flip a coin. If it is tails, destroy this card.
Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!
Card by MagiMaster
MegaDoomer
Thing - Alien Tech
Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard one card at random.
GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!
Card by MagiMaster
Nanosub
Thing
Action: Destroy this card. Gain control of target person.
When you die, can I play?
Card by MagiMaster
The PAK
Thing
Play this card only on a person. That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play.
It's taking over my inferior human mind!
Card by MagiMaster
Robotic Eyes
Thing
Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards.
For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!
Card by MagiMaster
Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles
Thing
Play this card only on a person. Germs cannot be played on that person. At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn.
Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.
Card by MagiMaster
GIR
Thing - Alien Tech
Action: Flip a coin. If it's heads, destroy target thing. If it's tails, destroy this card.
Aw... I wanted to explode!
Card by MagiMaster
GIR's Disguise
Thing
This can only be played on GIR. GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play.
Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog.
Card by MagiMaster
Duty Mode
Thing
Play this only on GIR. If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead.
This time on a dangerously high setting!
Card by MagiMaster
Junk Food
Action
Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play. Prevent GIR from destroying a card. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
Card by MagiMaster
Rubber Piggy
Action
Choose one: prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn.
Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!
Card by MagiMaster
Deadly Waves of Stupidness
Action
Play this only if GIR is in play. Target player must discard two cards at random.
Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!
Card by MagiMaster
Prisoner 777
Action
Search the draw pile for any alien tech card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile.
The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go.
Card by MagiMaster
MiniMoose
Thing
Action: Look at target player's hand.
Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time!
Card by MagiMaster
The Doom Song
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin. On tails, they lose their turn. If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card.
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ...
Card by MagiMaster
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