Shopping deck

Shopping
Designers	Kevan, Raven and Zarba
Date	1st October 2001
Players	2+
This is a playable deck - it's finished, tested and ready to play.
To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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It's some arbitrary present-buying festival, and the local shopping mall has become the only option. Spend as much money as you can, only reach for the assault rifle if you absolutely have to, and get the hell out.

Special Rules

Payment

Whenever you play a Thing or Action that has a cost (denoted by a number in brackets), you must discard Money cards equal to or greater than that cost. You don't get any change if you pay too much.

Endgame

When the draw pile has been reshuffled twice, the mall closes. Each player totals the cost of their merchandise - whoever has the highest total wins the game.

Card List

m100

Action

m100

Action

Forged m100

Action

Counts as an m100 note, unless another player reveals a real m100 from their hand when you play it. If they do, destroy your purchase.

−100

m100 Cheque

Thing

Put into play whilst paying for something; counts as spending a m100 note. If this is in play at the end of the game, deduct m100 from your score.

m50

Action

m50

Action

m50

Action

m50

Action

m50

Action

m20

Action

m20

Action

m20

Action

m20

Action

m20

Action

m10

Action

m10

Action

m10

Action

m10

Action

m10

Action

m5

Action

m5

Action

m5

Action

m5

Action

m5

Action

20

Cuddly Toy

Thing

Now 30 percent cuddlier!

200

Painstation Two

Thing

'Pointless Fighting 3' CD included.

50

Unfathomable Pokemonster Items

Thing

Gotta buy 'em all!

40

Thing You're Not Sure What It Is

Thing

Destroy this card: Draw a card. If it is a Thing, put it into play. Else, discard it.

100

Gift Token

Thing

You may destroy Gift Token to spend it as if it were Money.

Crushed in the Crowd

Action

Destroy a Thing.

5

Scooby-Bloo Keychain

Thing

One-time-only 'It's What We Have Left' edition!

Overenthusiastic Door Alarm

Action

A chosen Player who has at least one Thing must skip their next turn.

20

Henry Porter and the Something of Something

Thing

Because you will buy anything your son asks you to!

I Saw It First

Action

Look at another Player's hand. Take a piece of Merchandise from it.

Demanding a Refund

Action

Destroy any number of Things you control. You may spend their cost as if it were Money, this turn.

60

Bert Lightbeam

Thing

"To infinity, and back."

80

Lava Lamp

Thing

The trippiness of the 70s now in your home!

Cashpoint

Action

Take two Money cards from the discard pile.

60

Coupon Book

Thing

Action: Reduce the cost of any Things you play this turn by 10 Money.

Mugging

Action

A chosen Player discards a card at random, and destroys a random Thing they control.

Spree

Action

Play any number of Things this turn.

HALF PRICE SALE!!!

Thing

All Things have their price halved; you may play an extra Thing this turn. Destroy this at the start of your next turn.

5

Coffee Break

Action

Draw three cards.

Store Closing

Action

Put the top ten cards of the draw pile into the discard pile.

50

A.I. Joe Limited Action Figure

Thing

With new Irreversible Love Action!

125

Personal Organiser

Thing

Action: Discard a card to draw a card.

75

Furgly

Thing

Almost as seen on TV!

20?

Blarni

Thing

Play onto another player. Blarni has cost 20, but counts as -20 for the final score.

100

Assault Rifle

Thing

Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing; you may no longer buy Merchandise (even if you manage to ditch the Rifle).

Expensive Birthday

Action

Choose a player. They must discard all Money.

Batteries Not Included

Action

Destroy a Thing unless its controller immediately pays m10.

15

Backstreet Sync In Concert CD

Thing

Including the hit 'I Have A Whiny Voice'.

40

White & Black Expansion CD-ROM

Thing

"New AI, now entirely plays itself."

10

Whalesong CD

Thing

Thank goodness you don't speak whale.